Chapter 285: White Rabbit Milk Stick
At this time, Jiang Xiao was also in a state of confusion.
Is this old king really here to repair the toilet seriously?
It's just that he's in a bit of a position
"If you repair the toilet, you can repair the toilet, can you not be so sassy?"
Lao Wang turned his back to Jiang Xiao and put his head into the toilet, so that his buttocks would inevitably rise high.
To be honest, it's okay if a woman uses this posture, but Jiang Xiao believes that absolutely no man with a normal sexual orientation wants to be faced with his ass by the same sex.
Faced with Jiang Xiao's question, Lao Wang not only did not relent, but became more and more nervous.
The pouting buttocks not only did not retract, but also shook rhythmically up and down.
Jiang Xiao:.
I originally wanted to get along with you in an ordinary way, but since you want to be like this, then I won't pretend anymore, and there will be a showdown~
'Bang Bang Bang.'
Lao Wang was immersed in penance, and suddenly heard a very rhythmic snapping sound from behind, so he looked back curiously.
emm
Dragon Kingdom Live Room:
Jiang Xiao:*()*
"Ahh
Lao Wang was stunned, as if he didn't expect the other party to show such advanced performance art.
Facing the stunned old Wang, Jiang Xiao turned around again and cosplayed the small animal.
"Goose box, elephant ~ elephant elephant mammoth ~"
Mosaic.
Only a mosaic could be seen in the live broadcast room.
Many girls are disappointed~
However, such an explosive picture is rarely shown even by Jiang Xiao.
[Alas, envy, cheap Lao Wang's dead pervert, can actually appreciate Jiang Xiao's brother COS's mammoth. γ
[Who understands the family, the rules are strange and eccentric Jiang Xiao, Meichuan Neiku was like that before, and he was not coded, why is he giving Jiang Xiao's brother a code now, I can't understand it. γ
[Envy Lao Wang, sisters, don't say it, I'm going to solve my physiological needs~]
[I'm sorry Jimei, I'm already pregnant with Jiang Xiao's baby just now (don't bar, everyone's pregnancy point is different, don't be sour [Bixin])]
[Born, six catties, smooth delivery, like Jiang Xiao. γ
[Isn't it possible for you to be a little deep? Watching a mosaic has made them orgasm? γ
[Is there a brother who recorded the screen? The next time my sister said under the short video that our boy opened a yellow tongue, she threw the current screenshot to him. γ
γWonderful~γ
Lao Wang, who had been stunned for 30 seconds, finally recovered from the shock.
"Okay, you kid, I didn't see it, I actually have a fellow trader, my ass is quite upright, and the capital is quite amazing, hehehe."
Jiang Xiao's face turned red, and he immediately waved his hand and said modestly.
"Ouch, uncle, it's easy to misunderstand what you say."
Yo West!
Still blushing?
"No misunderstanding, no misunderstanding, I think the two of us are just right, and we must be very incompatible."
Table?
What kind of tiger and wolf words make people blush and heartbeat?
"Humility? yes, that's right, I'm a very modest person, and Kazama often compliments me like that, Goosebox. β
Lao Wang raised his eyebrows, and said in his heart, this criticism should not be a fool, right?
"Little brother, let me ask you a question, you know. Or, do you think your uncle is sick? β
Jiang Xiao touched his chin and groaned, and then carefully looked at Lao Wang with a wise eye.
"Hey! Man, I don't know, but you have to understand one thing, when you ask a question, then you have a question in your head. β
Hiss?
At first glance, Jiang Xiao seemed to answer his question, and after thinking about it carefully, he felt as if something was wrong?
What are you going to do here?
"Little brother, let me ask you another question, I have an orchard, a fine of 50 for stealing a fruit during the day and 100 for stealing a fruit at night, if you steal one during the day and three at night, how much should I be given?"
Well?
Obviously, it can be seen from Jiang Xiao's tightly knit brows that this question is somewhat difficult, and it poses a great challenge to his low IQ.
"Well, in that case, you'll need to get me a 250."
Lao Wang:.
Sure enough, what a fool he was.
"You stole my fruit, and I'm going to give you money?"
"Yes, do you think, do I owe you 50 yuan for taking a fruit?"
"That's right." There is no doubt about that.
"Then I owe you -50, right?"
"Yes, you continue." Lao Wang wanted to see what kind of wise words he could say.
"Steal one at night, and I'll owe you an extra 100, no problem."
"Well, but you owe me three more 100." Lao Wang tips.
"Isn't that what it takes? Originally, I owed you 50 during the day, but now there are three more 100, so it's [-50+100+100+100], and you should give me 250 now, that's right. β
"Huh?"
Lao Wang put his finger into his mouth in confusion, and looked up at the sky in confusion, what kind of logic is this?
Is he really a math geek?
Lao Wang, who reacted, felt that his IQ had been insulted, and at the same time, he was even more convinced that this man was a pure fool.
Idiot?
Good fool!
Is there anything better in the world to fool than a fool?
Thinking of this, the smile on Lao Wang's face became more and more perverted, and the toilet was no longer repaired, so he rubbed his hands and leaned towards Jiang Xiao.
"Little brother~ Uncle here's a white rabbit milk stick, do you want to try it?"
Just when Lao Wang showed his fox tail, Fei Yu downstairs also came up.
Originally, she wanted to come over and remind Lao Wang not to play bad for her, but she didn't think that she seemed to be early and the show hadn't started yet, so she waited in the corridor on the second floor.
"yes, yes, I like to eat milk sticks!"
That's good~
"Woohoo!"
Lao Wang sucked his saliva, and immediately wanted Jiang Xiao to feel what the humiliation of his crotch was!
Should I say it or not, after being in the circle for so long, Lao Wang is also the first time to meet a handsome guy like Jiang Xiao.
He is handsome, has abdominal muscles, has a good figure, and is cute.
"Ahem, inside, don't be too ruthless, we still have to use it." Fei Yu outside reminded appropriately through the bathroom door.
"Okay, got it!" x2
Well?
Lao Wang was stunned, people Feimi asked me to be gentle with you, what do you promise?
"Boy, turn around!"
"Why?"
"Hehe, don't you want to try your uncle's white rabbit milk stick?"
In just an instant, Lao Wang felt that the temperament of the fool in front of him had changed.
Although it also gives people a feeling that they are not very smart.
But just now it was pure stupidity, and now it is an inexplicable cold feeling?
"I'll turn you around, can't you hear!" Lao Wang's voice was obviously a little lustful.
Why hasn't it started yet?
Fei Yu is a little strange, Lao Wang has never been a grinder.
"Yo ho! Linen House!! Generous gift Shetfak squid! Don't beg you, giao!! β
Well~
Here we go?
Hearing the screams that the timbre had changed inside, Fei Mi nodded, this is right.
(End of chapter)