Chapter 303: Lao Wang's Family Heirloom
Heirloom?
Jiang Xiao is actually not very interested in that dead perverted heirloom.
Because if nothing else, Lao Wang can't continue to pass it down.
If Jiang Xiao's place of residence is already very remote, then the place where Lao Wang lives is estimated to be out of the scope of Guanxi Town.
It's just an ordinary sloppy small farm yard, and there are some greens growing in the open space in the yard.
Not?
This old boy is basking in the sun~
Uh, it's just that there's something strange about this pose.
Jiang Xiao has also seen all kinds of strange sunbathing postures of those uncles and aunts in the green mountains.
But pull down the gates and let the birds out to dry.
To be honest, Jiang Xiao is also seeing him for the first time.
Hearing the movement outside, the old king took his eyes off the cross-section of his Kiel.
When he saw the demon outside the door, he smiled and was about to come over.
Lao Wang's first reaction was to run.
The second reaction is that I can't run.
The third reaction was already kneeling on the ground
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"Brother, you haha, why are you, why do you have time to come to my messy courtyard, I, I didn't go to your house! Since I came back yesterday, I mean, I'm probably never going to look for the two sisters in my life."
Jiang Xiao waved his hand and motioned for him not to kneel.
"I'm not here to beat you up today, I want to have a serious business with you."
Talking about business?
Lao Wang's heart sank.
Only then did he remember that the two sisters of Feiyu had promised to clean up this kid yesterday?
How is this
Made, the two sisters brought me this play of Infernal Affairs?!
In Lao Wang's conjecture, it must be that Feiyu felt that it was too risky to deal with Jiang Xiao, so it was better to directly assign him to come over and rob his family heirloom!
Thinking so in his heart, Lao Wang's mouth was still polite.
"Brother, what business are you here to discuss? I'm a bad old man, and I don't have anything to look up to. ”
"Heirloom."
Concise, but with an unmistakable tone.
"Brother, I was talking about playing yesterday, how can I have any family heirlooms? If I had a family heirloom, would I still be able to live here? Let's see what I'm going to have for breakfast."
Lao Wang ran to the dirty kitchen and quickly ran out with a small basin.
"You see, the corn paste I ate in the morning, I didn't even have dry food, I haven't cooked lunch yet, the main thing is that there is nothing to eat at home, brother, I'm really poor, if I have an heirloom or something, I won't take it out and sell it to improve my life a long time ago?"
"So, you don't have a family heirloom at all, are you lying to my little mother?"
Yes?
"I, I really didn't, but just kidding, it shouldn't be a lie, right?"
Lao Wang said with some uncertainty.
Jiang Xiao nodded.
"That's right, you may not be counted here, as the so-called follow the customs of the locals, I have now come to your Guanxi Town, then you naturally have to follow my customs, you are a liar over there, and you need to stab you in the chest seventy-seven forty-nine times, the knife to avoid the vital point, and when you can still breathe, you will be put into a cage with a stone of dozens of catties and sink into the river."
At first, the corners of Lao Wang's mouth were still smiling, but slowly stiffened on his face.
No, it's your way to follow the customs?
"Hahaha, brother, I just made a joke with you, heirloom, yes, yes! I'll take it for you! ”
Lao Wang rushed into his bedroom again, and came out with a pillow after a while.
"No, heirloom! Handed down from my grandfather's generation, if you look at the hair oil and old ash on it, it is not an exaggeration to say that it has IP68 waterproof! ”
Jiang Xiao:.
"I sincerely want to talk to you about business, if you dare to play tricks on me again, then I will play tricks on you too."
"Brother, believe me! You believe me! This is the heirloom of our old Wang family, if you lie to you, let me cut off my children and grandchildren! I can't sleep with a woman in this life! ”
What a poisonous oath!
It's a pity that this oath has no deterrent effect on both kinds of people.
And Lao Wang happened to be one of them, so Jiang Xiao didn't eat this set.
Five minutes later
Lao Wang: ()Convex (#)
"Brother, don't fight, don't fight! Stop, stop, yes, I'll get it for you this time! ”
It hurts!
Every time Jiang Xiao hit him, Lao Wang felt that he could cause double damage to his soul and body.
This time, Lao Wang went to the house for a long time, and it took two minutes before he came out with a box.
Don't ask Jiang Xiao why he didn't follow up, the sour smell was about to condense into smoke, Jiang Xiao couldn't stand it just by standing in the yard, let alone going in.
Except for the president, the rest of them will probably have to be killed on the spot.
"Open."
Lao Wang obediently opened the box.
Well?
What's the stuff in there?
It resembles a globe, but it is flattened, and it seems to be divided into mountains and rivers, and there is a black pointer and a small crystal clear ball suspended in it.
It should be a pathfinder or something, right?
Jiang Xiao took the thing in his hand, and turned it over and over again, but he didn't see how this thing should be used.
But neither the pointer nor the ball has changed.
Is this an antique?
No matter how you look at it, it's a modern product, right?
"Do you want another fight? I guess this old boy still wants to lie to me."
Lao Wang was anxious when he heard it.
"No, no, no! Brother, this time it's true! If you look at its texture and material, let's just talk about the feel, it must not be ordinary! ”
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Indeed, at least the temperament of this thing looks incompatible with the overall environment of Lao Wang's family.
"How does it work?"
"I don't make it either! I also took it to the pawn shop in the town to see it before, but people didn't want it, I said it was passed down from my ancestors, and he called me a big fool."
How to say it.
This thing does look good, but if you're an old thing.
This is as outrageous as if you were holding a rice cooker and saying that it was handed down from the generation of the Ming Dynasty.
"But this is really handed down by my ancestors, and if you don't believe me, I won't have a trick."
Okay, you can give it to your mother and let her hang it as an ornament or something.
Before leaving, Jiang Xiao gave Lao Wang 2,000 yuan, not a golden ticket, but a 2,000 bronze ticket given to him by Feiyu when he came.
Market price, right?
Lao Wang's mouth was slugging, too little, but he was afraid that he would be beaten if he said it.
He also knew that it would definitely not be worth much to sell it.
But it's really not true, no one knows better than him, it's really passed down from the ancestors!
"This is the family heirloom of that bad old man?"
Fimi's words were full of disbelief.
Again, for that reason, this thing is a modern product no matter how you look at it.
"The pointer inside is still moving."
The sharp-eyed Zhenzhen watched the pointer shake constantly.
Hey?
When Fang was on the road, Jiang Xiao tried his best, even if he changed the posture on his head and feet, the pointer would not be moved.
"Hey, it looks like there's something fixed that's attracting it."
(End of chapter)