Chapter 326: The World Is Sober

[Questions?] As long as Jiang Xiao wants to sleep, can he still be stressed? 】

This.

[If you want to use force, it seems that the couple can only accept their fate]

Jiang Xiao obviously didn't think as much as people in the live broadcast room thought, and he came directly to the house in the morning.

I didn't knock on the door, I just pushed open the door and walked in.

Yo?

Look at the steaming meal on the table, it just happens to be dinner time.

Braised pork, steamed pork ribs, a pot of pork noodles.

It's big meat again~

But just eat and rest quickly.

"Huh?"

With a soft sigh, the woman who had just come out of the kitchen looked at the stranger sitting at their dinner table in confusion.

"Who are you?"

Jiang Xiao didn't raise his head, he knew that unless it was a task-type NPC like the black-robed man, it would be impossible for the rest of the ordinary NPCs to take the initiative to talk to the player.

"Husband! Yes. Thief? I want to eat, husband! There's a strange guy in our house! ”

The woman thought of several words, but she couldn't find a description of a person like Jiang Xiao.

I was cooking at home humming a little song, and suddenly found that the food was eaten, and the person who ate it still looked like it should be.

Aren't people so shameless now?

Well?

Jiang Xiao stopped his mouth, looked at the woman curiously, and then pointed to himself and asked her in disbelief.

"Can you see me?"

Woman: "? ”

"If nothing else, I have two bright eyes hanging under my eyebrows, so I don't have any eye problems, right? Why can't I see it? ”

Huh?

Can you really see it?

It can be seen from the look in the eyes that a person is not stunned, and the woman is obviously sane now, and even gives people a feeling of being quite intelligent.

Of course, the woman could also see through Jiang Xiao's wise eyes that there was something wrong with this thing's brain.

Uh, or rather, your act of breaking into a stranger's house and picking up a bowl of rice is not something that a normal person can do.

At this time, the male owner of the family also ran over from the next room.

The expression was as shocked as the woman's.

Where did this mentally handicapped man with a peachwood sword on his back come from?

Jiang Xiao put down the dishes and chopsticks in a daze, it's really interesting, huh?

NPC: Does this bring back self-awareness?

It's embarrassing.

Should I say it or not, Jiang Xiao felt that he was a little blushing, this kind of thing was too shameful.

"Uh, two, I came from the Tang Dynasty in the Eastern Soil, went to the West Heaven to worship the Buddha and seek scriptures, passed through here, and hoped to stay for two nights, can I?"

Husband and wife: "? ”

"Uh, this one. Friend, if I'm not mistaken, this is a compass and a peachwood sword, are you sure it's not a Taoist dress? ”

"yes~"

Jiang Xiao spread his hands, generously admitted that he was dressed as a Taoist, and secretly said that he hadn't brought the sacrificial clothes and scepters from Xiao Fanmao, so you were more confused than the blossoms of China and the West.

"Daoist? Go to the West Heaven to worship the Buddha and ask for scriptures? ”

"Ang, Buddha is the Tao, and all laws have the same origin, I don't think there's any problem."

Okay, well, since you're talking like that, what else do we have to say?

"I have money, I don't eat and drink for nothing."

As the saying goes, money can make ghosts grind~

The villagers of Sunset Village may not be able to push it in the state of the walking dead during the day, but they can definitely push it up at night!

With the blessing of Jiang Xiao's wealth and billions, the couple happily accepted his request for accommodation.

Especially after seeing the golden ticket, the man even said that he would let the bed out and sleep under the bed.

Because he knows.

I should be under the bed, not under the bed, see how sweet they are~

In this way, he is also easier to rest assured.

Otherwise, he would not be sure to hold such a big ticket.

The live broadcast room of the Dragon Kingdom was stunned.

They thought of countless pictures, but they didn't expect the couple to return to normal, and they didn't expect this man to sleep under the bed!

"Huh?" Jiang Xiao was stunned: "Don't be in a hurry to sleep first, can you tell me about this village first?" ”

[This]

[What fetish?] 】

[This guy turned out to be a real NTR. 】

[Give you hundreds of thousands, you can too. 】

[No, I can't]

[No, it's not hundreds of thousands, you can't explain this matter with a simple amount, you have to use purchasing power, you forgot Yujiro Kameda? He searched almost all the villagers' homes, and only found a few thousand yuan in total, and Jiang Xiao gave the couple hundreds of times the amount of money in the entire village, think about it, what is the total of all the assets in your village? And how much after a hundredfold multiplication? 】

Hiss.

[I retract the sentence just now, give me a few hundred million, and I can also sleep under the bed. 】

[No, brothers, I remember one thing, since the couple returned to normal at night, is it the same for the rest of the villagers? 】

[I guess it, do you remember the blind Orion who was with Yujiro Kameda, he seemed to be a normal person last night]

[Wait?] Does anyone know what Yujiro Kameda is doing now? 】

The villagers are back to normal, he must still be rummaging through boxes, right?

Wozh!

Many people gave up looking at the live show that might appear later, and turned around and went to the Sakura live broadcast room.

Good news: Yujiro Kameda's box was already open during the day.

Bad news: Yujiro Kameda was caught opening a box during the day.

Luckily, it's not dead yet

Yujiro Kameda's expression is even more confused now than the couple just now.

He was sleeping, only to feel a pain in his brain, and when he opened his eyes again, he was already tied to the big locust tree at the entrance of Sunset Village.

Here are a group of angry villagers.

"Old man! You say he came here last night, right? ”

The blind old man's face was a little hesitant, but he still chose to tell the truth.

"That's right, it should be him, last night he said that he passed by for a night, and then the person disappeared during the day, I thought he left our Sunset Village, I didn't think he was a snitch."

As soon as the old man's voice fell, many villagers shouted and held torches, trying to activate it.

"Hehe, what a thief! Stealing our entire village in broad daylight! The technique is the pinnacle! ”

Yes?

Yujiro Kameda was anxious, what is this, and what is it, and there is a risk of being caught when opening the box?

Is this a transitional episodic animation, or is it really going to kill yourself?

"If it weren't for this thing sleeping in my wife's bed and being knocked out by me with a big electric cannon, everyone would probably be in the dark now!"

"Burn him!"

"Yes, that's right, burn him!"

Yujiro Kameda was scared silly, these people seem to be playing for real!

"No, no, no! No, I don't! ”

The fat body kept struggling, but it was in vain, and it was still the thorny thorny rattan that bound him, even if it was flexible and strong, the more he struggled, the deeper the thorns pierced.

"Hehehe, this kid still wants to break free?"

"Thank you! Can you please hear me explain? ”

"Explain your mother! Hahaha, wait to be burned to death by the fire! ”

"Thank you, but, but, I know you're in a hurry, but can you not be in a hurry yet."

All:???

No, you're riding a horse and resting on your horse to thank your mother?!

(End of chapter)