Chapter 342: Absolutely Beautiful Female Corpse
Leaving the hall and walking through the corridor, Cuntou took Jiang Xiao to a small room.
In addition to a middle-aged man with a big belly, there was also a corpse covered by a white cloth.
"Okay, you two hurry up and clean up the body, and send it to the crematorium for cremation later, and the family will come to pick it up after a while."
After saying that, the middle-aged man with a big belly left the small room with a blank face.
I think this should be the curator.
"Jiang Xiao, don't be stunned, do it quickly, the two of us will work together, you are responsible for cleaning up the corpse, and I will be responsible for pushing it to the crematorium to burn it."
"Okay."
Jiang Xiao nodded, and then squatted down to clean up the deceased's remains.
Wait a minute?
Just about to touch the white cloth, Jiang Xiao retracted his hand and asked the inch-headed man in an incredulous tone.
"Dude, you mean, I'll do all the dirty work, and I'll be responsible for pushing the body over for cremation?"
"Uh-huh, what else?" The inch's head has a natural expression.
Am I lost?
Jiang Xiao stood up with a shocked face, and said that it was the first time that someone dared to speak to him like this.
"Are you a human or a ghost?"
"Nonsense, of course I'm human! What does this do, you ask? โ
"Oh~"
Jiang Xiao put the peachwood sword that was about to be pulled out back to his waist and said seriously.
"The main thing is to determine what kind of ingredients you are, and then watch people cook."
Inch: "? โ
What does it mean to watch people serve food?
He doesn't understand.
But Jiang Xiao will soon be able to make him understand.
Seeing the man in front of him rubbing his fists and walking towards him step by step, there was a rare trace of panic in the inch-headed man's heart.
"You, what do you want to do? Don't come here, I'll tell you! I've practiced Bao Lebin! โ
Jiang Xiao was unmoved, but broke the mop handle in the corner of the wall and checked it in his hand, the effect of force is mutual, and if you can use a fist, you don't need a fist.
"I know you have an opinion, but every new employee is like this, and when I'm gone, you can command the newcomer like me?"
"Brother, let's do it together, let's do it together, just do it together, I was just joking with you."
Jiang Xiao turned a deaf ear to everything the inch-headed man said.
"You're right, but I still want to beat you up."
"Why?"
"Because if I don't beat you, you'll never know how good I am."
Wang Defa?
Bao Lebin's small eyes were full of big doubts.
"Hey, in fact, I'm pure in nature, and I can't bear to beat you."
Jiang Xiao smacked his lips, saying that the inch-headed man was just a little bullying, and he would not be beaten by him, if he beat people casually, he would definitely teach the children who were watching the live broadcast again.
After a pause, Jiang Xiao stared at the inch-headed man with an extremely wise look.
"Dude, why don't you scold me? If it doesn't work, hit me twice. โ
Yes?
It was the first time Bao Lebin had seen someone make such an outrageous request.
"Is it okay not to scold?" Bao Lebin asked tentatively.
Jiang Xiao decisively refused: "Don't scold? If you don't scold, then I'm going to scold, I'm going to scold?"
As the saying goes, the thief captures the king first, and the scolding person scolds the mother first, as soon as Jiang Xiao's words came out, the inch instantly broke the big defense.
Bao Lebin: "? โ
"I'm rnm! Grass, you have a sick brain! โ
Jiang Xiao was overjoyed, and now he had a justifiable reason to beat him.
"I was talking about CNM? It's a question sentence, which means that C can not be C, it seems that C is not C, and you don't just scold me CNM! also used affirmative sentences, and scolded me for having a sick brain, so I beat you, and don't blame me, because you forced me to do it. โ
Generous Crab?
Bao Lebin still had countless grooves in his heart that he wanted to vomit, but before he could speak, he was thrown on his face by a mop wooden handle.
'Bang! โ
(#) [x]ะท)
This time, three of his molars flew directly.
Wozh? Is there really such an abstract person in the world as stepping on a horse?
The inch-headed man just wanted to fight back, Jiang Xiao's stick instantly turned into a violent state, and he slammed it!
It wasn't until the disbelief in Bao Lebin's eyes completely subsided that Jiang Xiao stopped his hand.
"Brother, I'm also for your good, you said it yourself, can you scold this kind of thing casually? You're just an honest guy with a good temper like me, what if you meet a bad guy? Maybe the other party will directly cramp and peel off your bones, you have to be grateful that I taught you this truth, do you understand? โ
(#)3(#) "Understood, brother, I understood, understood." โ
"The corpse."
"I'll come, brother, just let me do it, I'm willing to work, and I can't do it for a day."
After speaking, Bao Lebin snatched the things in the toolbox on the side, for fear that Jiang Xiao would grab the job with him.
Well, the children are teachable.
Bao Lebin lifted the white cloth, revealing the face of the corpse below.
Is she a woman, and she's very beautiful?
is not just simply beautiful, the female corpse's face is fair, not at all the pale and blue of a normal dead person, but a very healthy white.
The willow eyebrows are beautiful, the nose is small and straight, and the mouth is coated with a good-looking and natural lipstick.
In particular, her eyelashes, long and smart, seem to give people the illusion that they are about to open in the next second.
Bao Lebin didn't hold back, and directly reached out and touched the lady's face.
"It's so cold, if her body temperature is a little higher, I really have to wonder if she's alive."
Brothers who have worked in funeral homes know it.
For such a corpse in front of them, most of the staff are happy to see it.
Especially if there is no injury on the face, not only does the scary level plummet, but it also saves a lot of time to take care of the remains.
Bao Lebin lifted the white cloth entirely, and the woman's body was completely exposed in front of the two of them.
Of course, not the naked lady ha.
The woman's figure, like her face, is almost impeccable, with her hands naturally crossed over her flat lower abdomen.
He was wearing a tight-fitting black cheongsam embroidered with roses, and it was the kind that slit at the thigh.
On his feet were a pair of black heels in size 36.
The woman is lying on her back in this posture, looking at the past from Jiang Xiao's perspective, there is quite a sense of grace and luxury.
Odd.
Why didn't you see any injuries in the exposed area, could it be that this woman died of poison or sleeping pills?
"It's so beautiful, I've burned hundreds of corpses, and it's the first time I've seen such a beautiful woman, like a fairy tale Sleeping Beauty."
Bao Lebin's face was full of obsession, saying that he had been working here for more than ten years, and the first time he saw such a beautiful female corpse, he said to Jiang Xiao without looking back.
"Brother, can you go out for a while, I have some important personal matters to deal with her."
While speaking, Bao Lebin also reached out to untie his trouser belt.
Well?
Jiang Xiao was stunned by a pervert, buddy, can you not be so perverted?
(End of chapter)