Chapter 376: I'm going to blow up the school
"Dad, you don't seem to have teeth when you say this, who can be as perverted as you?"
"Xiaobai, isn't it begging for a fight!"
After speaking, Sun Wei also raised her arms in a gesture, which frightened the former and shrank his neck.
"No, you're the only one who comes out."
The rest of the people don't say they passed, and they are already thankful that they haven't died yet.
Jiang Xiao's passing mode cannot be replicated, and it is not perfect.
As for the correct path through
Anyway, what the curator asks is to work for ten years, and he will call and arrange for a special car outside to come in and pick people up.
But Bao Lebin's real identity is Lao Li, and his purpose is to use the strength of the new employee, that is, the Chosen One, to break the realm of the funeral home and kill the curator and the night watchman.
If he finds out that the new employee is a waste wood, Lao Li will make "Bao Lebin" crazy, and then occupy the new employee's body
So, if you want to pass, you have to help Lao Li kill the curator?
In other words, helping the curator kill Lao Li may also be a mode of passage
"Hehe, whatever, I'll clear the customs anyway."
This time can definitely be regarded as a torture for the vast majority of the Chosen One.
Forget that everyone in the funeral home is wrong, there are still invisible people in the toilet, and some grimaces appear outside the window from time to time.
The good news: there doesn't seem to be any mortal danger.
Bad news: The spirit is highly tense at all times, and every second is torment, so it's better to die and pull down.
Luckily, they do all the dirty work.
Because Bao Lebin said before that it is a tradition of funeral homes for old employees to bully new employees.
They don't have Jiang Xiao's strength, nor Martin's muscles, nor do they have the heroism of Okato Hirozuka to hug the corpse.
So I can only swallow my anger.
But despite this, the live broadcast room still methodically blacked out one by one.
The most outrageous thing is that in a place like a funeral home, many countries can't use the golden tickets exchanged from the Dragon Country for heavy bleeding, and they are pure and blind.
This is the third day that Jiang Xiao has come out.
The Chosen One isn't dead yet.
Today happened to be the weekend, and in response to Mu Xitang's request, the family came to the playground.
In Bai Yi's words, although they just played last week, their mother didn't play, and today is mainly to take care of their mother.
ε=(ο'*))))"Hey~"
Looking at Bai Yi and Mu Xitang, who were surrounded by a group of people and taking pictures on the street, Jiang Xiao sighed helplessly.
"What's wrong? Not happy? ”
Sun Wei on the side had already pretended to be calm, but she could still catch the look of curiosity and excitement on her face.
"No, let's go play, if you don't go, your daughter will be abducted."
Jiang Xiao looked at the crowd with an unkind face that was almost on Mu Xitang's face with his mobile phone.
Of course, there are also many people who are secretly filming Jiang Xiao and Sun Wei, but they don't dare to get close.
"It seems that the next time I go out, I will need a whole hat and a mask or something."
Seeing Sun Wei passing, the crowd of onlookers also dispersed.
"Alas~"
After Sun Wei left, Jiang Xiao couldn't help but sigh again.
It may be a little unauthentic to say, the reason why Jiang Xiao is unhappy is that he complains that other Chosen ones are too slow.
He's still in a hurry to go in and work, and now the last Shi Shi hasn't come out, can he not be in a hurry?
However, this period of time made Mu Xitang and Bai Yi feel refreshed.
In addition to the significant reduction in the time spent playing on the computer, and the fact that he did not dare to be presumptuous at school, it can be said that he is like a fish in water.
Who doesn't like to have their parents with them?
Known as the little princess of the Blue Star.
It's just that these two princesses don't seem to know the importance of body management.
However, now that Sun Wei is supervising, I believe that I will be able to lose weight soon.
Finally.
It took more than half a month, which can be said to be the longest interval.
This time, the Chosen One was finally all dead two days ago!
[The rules of the strange talk game is coming, and the chosen one is being chosen]
"Daddy! Please, take me! ”
"Dad, I want it too, I want it too! You can't be partial, Xitang has been there, I haven't gone yet~"
Perhaps it was Sun Wei's existence that gave them confidence, and this time the two of them had to follow along.
However, Jiang Xiao still decisively rejected them.
The last time Spider-Man happened to him, he still had palpitations, not to mention what kind of [Enlightenment] plan had been made in the strange world recently.
Although I can control the personality in my head very well, the risks and accidents are still very large.
"What to go! What do you two children know, isn't it just a mess to go in! ”
Sun Wei also scolded the two little ones sternly, and then immediately turned around, a little shy, and asked cautiously.
"Why don't you take me with you? I'm pretty good too. ”
Jiang Xiao: "? ”
"But don't, if you and I go in, who will take care of the two of them? I don't want to have a fat six-year-old daughter with high blood sugar and high blood lipids. ”
At this time, the appeal of the strange world is already very strong.
【Dragon Country: Jiang Xiao】
【Cherry Blossoms: Ichiro Hashimoto】
【Lighthouse: Mary】
【Kimchi: Kaneno in】
"I'll go first, and when you're older, you may be able to come in with me."
With a burst of white light flashing, Jiang Xiao also slowly disappeared from the spot.
Mu Xitang and Bai Yi couldn't help but sigh again, feeling that the two of them couldn't find a place for their good martial arts.
Only Sun Wei, although she knew that Jiang Xiao was strong enough, she was still a little nervous in her heart.
"Let's go, Mom, don't be afraid, you may not have a clear and clear understanding of Dad's strength, I'll show you Dad's previous clearance video, especially in the early days, super perverted! After reading it, you won't worry about him, you should worry about worrying about the weirdness of meeting him. ”
(_) "Perverted? ”
"Ang, it's so fun! Let's go, the two of us will give you a commentary, don't you know, Dad was the Blue Star Terrier King at the beginning! ”
(⊙ mouth ⊙) "Terrier King? ”
Sun Wei was even more confused
In her impression, Jiang Xiao is a little abstract, but not super perverted
"Oh, you can take a look with me first, and then he will not be perverted enough, saying that he is worried that he will bring me and Bai Yi badly."
Under the push of the two, Sun Wei was pulled into Jiang Xiao's room by them.
Be prepared to watch the replay while watching the live stream.
As the white light slowly dissipated, everything around it became clear again.
"Huh?"
As soon as he landed, Jiang Xiao felt that the building here seemed to be bigger. A little higher?
Wrong!
He raised his hand suddenly, and was instantly stunned.
(O_o)??
"How could this not be?"
Look at the little hands full of collagen and the school uniform on their bodies.
Although it was strange, Jiang Xiao had to admit a reality.
Got smaller by yourself?!
Am I lost?
The peachwood sword is gone?!
Jiang Xiao's face instantly darkened.
No wonder.
No wonder I didn't enter that white barrier this time.
"Okay, okay, this is what you call a [borrowed] peachwood sword, right?"
When I looked up again, I saw a middle school that looked like it was quite large.
【Qingshan No.1 Experimental Middle School】
The foot-picking security guard at the security booth noticed Jiang Xiao looking at him, and bared his big teeth to greet him.
Ordinary people may be shocked for a long time, but Jiang Xiao's brain has always been unable to deal with common sense, and he accepted everything in front of him in just a dozen seconds.
[Ding, the game starts, enter the world of weird talks, five good students]
[Seven stars for this difficulty, the outside world has a chance to remind]
"Hmph, confiscate my peachwood sword, and I'll blow up your weird school!" ”
(End of chapter)