Jin Ling: "......"

You might as well let her laugh at the trash can for 20 seconds.

Tang smiled and patted his thigh: "Sister Ling, let's start, let's make a contribution to variety shows." ”

This wave of effects is absolutely full.

Gee, it has nothing to do with him.

She drew it herself.

Jin Ling couldn't choose anyone else, so she could only face Xia Xinyang.

Xia Xinyang refused in his heart, but now he doesn't seem to have any other choice.

First time: "...... Hey, people have been wronged......"

Jin Ling's voice was even more stiff than Uncle Vic's just now, and her expression was also very awkward, but I don't know if it was the residual alcohol in her body that was causing trouble, or because she had already read it once, and the jar was broken, and the second time it was a lot smoother, and the third time it was even a little coquettish, as if it came from the heart.

[Help, my ears are dirty!] 】

[It turns out that the prayer guide likes this tone.] 】

[I feel like Xia Xinyang is going to vomit.] 】

[Who taught Director Tang to do this variety show, I can't laugh anymore, my stomach hurts. ] 】

The third round started with Jin Ling.

This time, everyone was very careful, and after several rounds, the atmosphere gradually became tense.

Finally.

"Oh, you're wrong." Vic pointed to the only one: "35 to clap, not to say." ”

Shi Wei's eyes were bright and he was particularly positive, "Uncle Vic, I'm here to draw cards." ”

Finally it was her turn.

Vic: "Write the word 'phoenix' on your ass." ”

When the only one: "? ”

Tang Xiao shook his shoulders and brought a touchpad, similar to the small drawing board used by children when learning words.

"It just so happens that you're not wearing a skirt, so save it and change it, come on, the cameraman is in place."

When the only one is torn between writing and not writing.

"I won't write." Let her be illiterate.

Tang Xiao played the character of helpfulness at the right time and wrote two big words on a piece of paper.

Phoenix.

Each stroke is crystal clear.

"Well, will it now?" Tang Xiao began to use the agitation method again, he knew that this was the most effective for Shi Yi: "Don't play Laiha, you have always been the most fun of all the guests, don't let those little black fans in the live broadcast room look down." ”

That's right.

You must not let those little black fans see jokes.

"Write it!"

Shi only sat on the touchpad, and then lifted it up a little, desperately showing his waist, twisting his ass and dropping strokes on it.

She couldn't see it, so she could only ask Jian Junyi: "Brother Jian, have you written it?" ”

Jian Junyi's gaze had to fall on Shi Wei's ass.

It's round.

Meaty.

Because I was writing hard, it looked particularly warped.

"Wrote a '丿'"

Jian Junyi wanted to look away.

Too irritating.

But then the only one asked: "Is this written?" ”

Jian Junyi could only look over again.

I don't know where Tang Xiao bought this thing, there is still light when it is touched, and it just shines on Shi Shi's only buttocks.

"No, it's all gone."

"Huh?" Shi only refused to admit defeat: "Come again!" ”

By the time she finished writing the word 'phoenix', Jian Junyi's palms were already covered with sweat.

Chi Yanzhou couldn't help but ask, "Isn't your waist sore?" ”

Shi only had sweat on her forehead and was tired, but she gritted her teeth and didn't admit it: "I'm in good health." ”

[Hahaha, no, I can't laugh anymore, this issue of "Love Home" is definitely the funniest variety show I have watched this year. 】

[Can't you write songs and sing well, what kind of calligraphy do you have to practice here? 】

[Little green tea must have been deliberately lost, so you want to be a conspicuous bag? 】

[Write a note and ask Brother Jane again, Brother Jian doesn't like to look at you, you don't count it yourself? ] 】

[Brother Jian's expression is so embarrassing, he has to stare at the little green tea butt all the time. 】

[The only good scheming, shouldn't I collude with Uncle Vic? ] 】

[Kuroko, let's take the brain, if Uncle Vic and Little Green Tea are colluding, then Director Tang must also be an accomplice, if it is an accomplice, how can it be possible to let Shi Wei use such a punishment card to get out of the circle? Pouting your ass and writing? 】

It took Shi Wei a full 30 minutes to write two words, and she even took a photo and posted it on Weibo.

Shi Wei V: This heat must not be snatched away by Director Tang! (I saw him take pictures!) Pictures.

Tang Xiao, who was about to post on Weibo: "......"

Cut!

Stingy!

The rain stops, the game is over, and Uncle Vic takes them for a walk in the yard.

"Quack Quack ......"

A few ducks lined up and twisted back from outside.

Two sheep are sleeping.

Cows are grazing.

The black-and-white border herd was holding a bone and gnawing on it, and his eyes were on the group of strangers from time to time, for fear that they would snatch its food.

"Uncle Vic, is it so quiet here at night?" Shi only stood on the wet stone slab and looked out of the courtyard.

Not far away, there was another house, similar to Vic's, with lights on and occasional figures walking around, which was not real.

When Vic feeds the cows, he will put his hand on the head of the cow and touch it, "Yes, the people here don't pay attention to any nightlife, they go to bed early, get up early, work hard during the day, and naturally relax and relax after work." ”

"Don't you have to work overtime?" Chi Yanzhou is also quite curious.

Vic shook his head, as if he had heard some strange words: "Why overtime?" If the work is not done, it will be done again tomorrow, and you don't need to work after work, just enjoy life. ”

[Who is envious, I won't say. 】

[The social animal said that he wanted to move there. 】

[I just checked, the house price is so low, and there is no limit to purchase. 】

[When I retire, I must go.] 】

[Bridge bean sack, I suddenly thought of a question, there shouldn't be many rooms in this house, right? So continue to share a bed at night? 】

[Yes, and Director Tang said that it will be broadcast non-stop for 48 hours. 】

【it!】 Hurry up and find my power bank. 】

Shi Wei was also struggling with this problem now, she stood in the room, looking at the machine that the cameraman had just set up, and she was speechless.

"How are we going to sleep when you put this thing here?"

The key, how does she flirt with her boyfriend?

How to be coquettish?

She also wants to hug and hug and hold high!

The cameraman dragged his hand, saying that it was ordered by the director, and he couldn't help it.

"Tang Dao is a good dog." The only one complained mercilessly.

The cameraman said he didn't hear it, exited the room directly, and closed the door for them.

Turning around, Shi Wei looked at Jian Junyi: "Brother Jian, why is your face so red?" ”

She put her hand to it.

The icy cold touch made Jian Junyi's body shake again.

"It's so hot." Shi Wei wiped his sideburns, "Sweating a lot, are you uncomfortable?" ”

Jian Junyi's mind is now full of images of writing with his butt just now, and he can't calm down at all.

I desperately want to do something, but I'm still live broadcasting.

(End of chapter)