Chapter 302: Uncle and the Novel
Kitazawa opened the door and heard the sound of crying.
"Huh? Did you go under the knife in the TV plot? Kitazawa looked at Xiao Ai, who was sitting on the sofa crying.
Xiao Ai wiped her tears, "Ernie sauce, my friend was qj..."
Kitazawa raised his eyebrows, with a hint of seriousness on his face, "You must report to me when you go out in the future." ”
After Kitazawa comforted Xiao Ai for a while, he went to take a bath, and couldn't help but sigh in his heart: Human desires are really terrible, and this kind of criminal thing can be done.
Just when Kitazawa stripped naked and walked into the bathroom, Xiao Ai seemed to have forgotten to remind something, "Forget it, the boat will naturally go straight to the bridge." ”
I don't know if the ship is straight or not, anyway, Kitazawa thinks he should be straight.
When I opened the bathroom, I saw the white and tender fruit lying in the bath, and it still exuded an attractive fragrance.
Kitagawa Misora saw Kitazawa, her face turned red instantly, her eyes looked down from Kitazawa's waist, her little face was hot and hot, and her eyes were a little dodgy, "Xuebajun... H…”
Kitazawa's face was also stained with a hint of redness, but he still stared intently, "It's not that I haven't seen it." ”
Kitagawa Misora's hand was not covered, and it was exposed to Kitazawa's eyes at a glance.
She stood up from the bath, the water overflowed from the bath, pouted, and said a little dissatisfied: "Even so, Xuebajun will be shy, right?" ”
Misora Kitagawa actually came over and hugged Kitazawa, put her arms around Kitazawa's neck, rubbed in front of her for a while, stood on tiptoe, and blew softly into Kitazawa's ear, "How is it?" Xuebajun, are you excited? ”
Kitazawa swallowed his saliva, Kitagawa Misora's operation made his heart itch, it was too tricky, who could bear it?
It's not over yet, Kitagawa Misora is still tempting Kitazawa, and the cherry mouth whispers in Kitazawa's ear: "Xuebajun, vent it to your sister." ”
It's true that Misora Kitagawa is a few months older than Kitazawa, but usually Misora Kitagawa doesn't call herself a sister.
Kitazawa couldn't help it now, he hugged Kitagawa Miku and kissed him, and then the two accidentally fell into the bath.
The water flowed outward.
After a while, there was a sound of joy in the bathroom.
"Xuebajun, is it okay?"
"It's okay... Ahh
"Xuebajun is energetic today?"
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Jiang Yuanai, who was sitting in the living room watching TV, turned down the volume of the TV to the minimum with a red face.
"Ernie sauce, they're really, so loud, they'll make Ruri sleep."
Jiang Yuanai tiptoed to the door of the bathroom, put his ear on the door, listened to the movement inside the door, and said to himself with a serious face, "It seems that the pork kidneys, deer whips, and wolfberries I added to the meal have worked." ”
Xiao Ai silently added oil to Bei Ze in her heart: Ernie sauce, the incense of the Jiang Yuan family depends on you.
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When Kitazawa came out of the bathroom, the whole person was a little prostration, and the little sister didn't know what was wrong recently, and she was hooked on playing games.
It's too foul to call yourself dad in that voice.
Misora Kitagawa had a satisfied smile on her face, and it was clear from her ruddy little face that she was well moisturized by Kitazawa, and she walked out wrapped in a bath towel.
Kitazawa said to Xiao Ai, "The bath has been washed. ”
Xiao Ai glanced at her phone and nodded unconsciously, well, two hours, Ernie sauce has improved.
Kitazawa didn't know what Ai thought, he looked at Misora Kitagawa, "Why did you come to me so late?" It won't just be for the sake of deepening the relationship, right? ”
Misora Kitagawa was still thinking about what was happening in the bathroom at this time, and she seriously suspected that Xuebajun thought she was a fool, so she deceived her that the thing contained what amine was, and eating it would not only make her smarter, but also be beautiful.
She has been fooled by Xuebajun more than once, but she has not become smart at all.
Hearing Kitazawa's question, Kitagawa Misora forgot about it for the time being, and said the purpose of her coming today, "Xuebajun, I'll show you this." ”
Kitazawa watched as Misora Kitagawa took out a book with an H cover from her small bag.
"What is this?" Kitazawa took the book, a little curious.
Kitagawa Misora looked up proudly, "Hehe, this is the same book I wrote." ”
"You wrote that?" Kitazawa really can't associate the image of Misora Kitagawa with it.
"No.,It's the same people of "Faceless Male Protagonist".,In addition to the performance for half a month.,I've been writing this.,I just finished writing it last night.,After it's bound at noon today.,I can't wait to come to Xuebajun.。 Misora Kitagawa corrected.
For Kitazawa, it's no different from doujinshi, and he doesn't watch it anyway.
Look at the cover to know that this fandom is not serious.。
Kitazawa looked at it, it's quite thick, it should be 100,000 words, yes, Kitagawa Miku can write so many words.
"You want me to show you this? And then give advice? ”
"No,I want Xuebajun to help me shoot a VCR.,And then post it to my account.,I'm going to sell this doujinzhi on CM.,With my number of fans.,Plus the promotional video.,It's going to be a big hit.。
It's not that Misora Kitagawa has been short of money recently, she just wants to realize her dream of being a writer, she doesn't ask for how much money she sells, as long as someone likes her works, she is satisfied.
"Wait, what's the CM?" Kitazawa asked curiously again.
"Xuebajun doesn't pay attention to the house culture at all?" Misora Kitagawa patiently explained, "CM is Comic Market, the world's largest doujinshi instant sale. ”
Kitazawa complained, "Isn't it a gentleman's carnival?" Compared to doujinshi, I prefer videos. ”
"That's the charm of Xuebajun who doesn't understand words, so... Xuebajun... Would you like to shoot a video for me? Misora Kitagawa looked at Kitazawa expectantly.
Kitazawa honestly didn't want to do trouble, but for the sake of Misora Kitagawa working so hard in the bathroom just now, he still chose to help.
"How did you shoot this video?"
Kitagawa Miku breathed a sigh of relief, and then smiled happily, "Xuebajun will read it first, by the way, you can't complain when you are right, otherwise I will be shy." ”
Shyness is not enough, but social death and embarrassment are real.
It's a total of 100,000 words, and Kitazawa's reading speed is very fast, and he also points out a lot of grammatical mistakes, which makes Kitagawa Misora ashamed.
As for the plot, Kitazawa has only one evaluation: Minotaur, too Minotaur, the male protagonist is so miserable, no, the uncle is the male protagonist, and that can only be regarded as a bitter master.
After reading this, Kitazawa's eyes were wrong when he looked at Misora Kitagawa.
"Is this really what you wrote?"
Kitagawa Miku nodded shyly, "Xuebajun, can you not look at me with this kind of look, people just like H, not H..."
Kitazawa shrugged his shoulders, tonight, Kitagawa Miku didn't go back, and said to Miss Ayako, saying that she would stay at Egen's house today.
Ayako agreed without thinking much after hearing Kitazawa's voice, after all, they were all family.
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The next day, the weather was sunny and the wind was smooth, but the sun was still so fierce in July.
If it weren't for Kitagawa Misor, Kitazawa wouldn't want to go out, and Xiao Ai also followed, and Xiao Ruri was picked up by Aoi Ninomiya this morning.
The eldest lady really likes glass, and almost every once in a while she will let Ninomiya Aoi take the glass over.
Jiang Yuanai came here as an assistant, and for this reason, she also called her two good friends, Yuga Suzuna and Shinomiya Shion.
Suzuna Haga is a friend she met in the art club, and Shinomiya Shion is a good friend she made when she accompanied Suzuna Haga to participate in the book friend meeting of "The Faceless Male Protagonist".
After Sigong Ziyuan's explanation, Jiang Yuanai also knew that this was an oolong, but even so, Mr. kidnapper was bad enough.
Anyway, today's shooting is the same story plot of "Faceless Male Protagonist", and Suzuna should be very happy as a book fan.
Suzuna Haga was indeed happy, but Shinomiya Shion kept staring at Kitazawa and didn't know what she was thinking.
Kitazawa was inexplicably weak-hearted, and couldn't help but sigh: This world is so small.
Fortunately, he had a disguise that day, what did Huang Mao do to do with him?
Kitagawa Miku staggered over with a heavy bag.
In the bag is the equipment she borrowed from the company, and for this sale, Kitagawa Miku has put a lot of effort into it.
She patiently taught Jiang Yuanai how to use photography tools, and Xiao Ai learned simple photography skills by herself last night.
Before starting filming, Kitagawa Misora helped Kitazawa put on makeup, and Kitazawa's only request was: he couldn't look like himself after makeup.
He didn't want the eldest lady to see the short video, and then usher in the end of the chai knife.
The first scene is: the young uncle meets the heroine's mother for the first time.
On the summer playground, the girl's skirt blown away by the wind, and the girl's shy press of the skirt, deeply attracted the attention of the teenager.
The boy seems to be in love with the girl.
The filming location was chosen on the playground of Ekoda, and Kitazawa borrowed the key from Mr. Takahashi in order to enter the school.
The girl, that is, the heroine Ogasan Xiaoqing, is played by Misora Kitagawa with a black wig, and the little sister's acting ability is still very strong, and her green smile is full of youthful atmosphere.
Kitazawa had an illusion, looking at Kitagawa blankly, and his heart was pounding.
"OK, it's over." Jiang Yuanai pretended to wear a director's hat and entered the state of director.
Kitazawa wiped the sweat from his face, the scene in the first act was relatively simple, and the character he played was the real protagonist in the book, Ozawa, whose full name was Egawazawa.
The name feels weird.
The second act is: Jiang Chuanze did not say the love in his heart, time has passed, the person he had a crush on is no longer there, and Jiang Chuanze has become an uncle.
But when he was waiting for the train at the station, he was dumbfounded, because he saw Xiaoqing, not Xiaoqing, who was still so young, still so beautiful, still wearing a school uniform, and her skirt fluttering in the wind.
This time, the uncle decided not to give up anymore and confessed to Xiaoqing, "Xiaoqing, I like you, although I am very presumptuous, but I fell in love with you twenty years ago, your appearance lingers in my mind, I am willing to give everything for you." ”
The girl looked at the eccentric uncle and took a few steps back, the disgust in her eyes was undisguised, "What a disgusting uncle, don't come here, I have a boyfriend." ”
The girl ran behind a sunny boy, beware of the disgusting uncle.
This sunny boy is the bitter master of this book.
At this time, Jiang Chuanze, who had become an uncle, knew that this girl was actually Xiaoqing's daughter, Yunai.
At the end of the second act, there is no problem with the plot here, mainly because a minotaur unfolded in the third act, which almost made Kitazawa not hold back.
I have to admit that Neon people like to write about minotaurs in doujinshi, which is mainly determined by the readership.
Kitazawa also searched the Internet, and among the many types of doujinshi transactions, wife and hypnosis ranked second and third.
The Minotaur is the first in the world!
Misora Kitagawa continues to play Haru's daughter, Yuno, while the bitter lord is played by Suzuna Haga, who volunteered.
The most time-wasting thing in the second act is to help Kitazawa make up, and middle-aged makeup is not easy to draw.
The second act was filmed at a station near the school, and in order not to be driven away by the station administrator, Kitazawa and the others just took a scene and returned to the school to shoot.
Misora Kitagawa complained a little, "It's so hot today, I really want to eat ice cream." ”
Kitazawa thought for a moment, "Let's go to the park next door and take a break." ”
Everyone nodded, in the hot summer, they really couldn't raise a little motivation.
The others sat on a park bench, and Kitazawa went to buy some ice cream.
Misora Kitagawa spit out her little head and licked it in small bites, "It's so happy, it's a simple and perfect match for ice cream in summer." ”
At this time, Misora Kitagawa noticed the oversized ice cream in Kitazawa's hand, pouted, and said dissatisfiedly: "Xuebajun is cheating, I eat so much, but the one I gave me is so small." ”
Kitazawa handed over his ice cream, "Let's change it, I'll eat the small one." ”
Misora Kitagawa happily handed the ice cream she had licked to Kitazawa, and when she received the ice cream handed over by Kitazawa, one of them did not grasp it steadily, and the oversized ice cream ball fell into the neckline.
Kitagawa Miku shuddered, and this cold excitement seemed to have entered the ice and snow world for a second.
Misora Kitagawa looked down at the ice cream that slipped under her collarbone, and said in a low voice, "I'm sorry, Xuebajun, I wasted your ice cream." ”
"It won't be wasted." Kitazawa walked over.
Kitagawa Miku looked at Kitazawa and ate all the ice cream that fell on her, "It's so itchy, Xuebajun..."
"Hahaha, it's really not good, Xuebajun..."
"I admit defeat, I lose, don't Tian."
By the time Kitazawa had eaten all the ice cream, Misora Kitagawa was already panting for breath with a red face.
The three little ones next to him were also a little red-faced, and Hanga Suzuna was thoughtful, and suddenly had an inspiration for a painting in her heart.
They rested for a while, and then finished filming the second act.
It was filmed twice in total, mainly because Suzuna Haga added words indiscriminately, and I have to say that Misora Kitagawa's makeup skills can't tell that Suzuna Haga is a girl at all, but her height is a little short.
During the shooting, Suzuna Haga stood on the wooden board the whole time, and only photographed the upper body.
After filming the second scene, Kitazawa and they did not choose to rest, and the next scene is the most important.
The plot of the third act is: The uncle did not give up, but pursued the daughter of his first love with action, yes, it was so outrageous.
Although there are unreasonable places, since this is written by Kitagawa Misor, let's be considerate, it's not easy for the little sister to write like this.
What's even more outrageous is still to come, and in the end, the daughter of her first love, Yu Nai, owes a lot of money for personal reasons, and she doesn't dare to tell her mother, so she can only secretly ask her uncle.
That night, Yu Nai's boyfriend got drunk and fell asleep, and Yu Nai actually started teasing the uncle.
"Uncle, didn't you say you like me Ogasan? Is there any excitement when the uncle looks at me? ”
The two chapters were sent together
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