Chapter 392: Sleeping Together: The Boys' Dirty Plans
"Me?"
"Me?"
The group said in unison.
Kaede Oshima didn't expect Yusuke Yamada to come over with a friend, so he covered his mouth in embarrassment, "I'm sorry, I should have said 'I'." ”
Kitazawa's impression of Kaede Oshima just now was that she was a cute short-haired girl, but when Kaede Oshima inadvertently said the word 'me', she began to keep her doubts.
His eyes looked between Kaede's legs to see if there was anything that shouldn't be.
Kitazawa is not the only one who has this kind of thought, Yusuke Yamada's expression is a little unbearable, he came here to see his first love, what does it mean for you people to look at other people's legs?
Yusuke Yamada said a little embarrassed: "I'm sorry, although these people are a little rude, they are all good people." ”
"It's okay..."
Kaede Oshima didn't care, but stared at Yusuke Yamada with a big smile.
Yusuke Yamada scratched his head shyly, like an ignorant teenager who longed for love.
A few people in the back whispered:
"Hey, did you hear that?"
"I heard it, and said 'I' when the tone became obviously thicker, should this guy..."
It's a women's clothing boss, right?
The second half of the sentence was not spoken, but everyone had already acquiesced in their hearts.
Kitazawa walked over and patted Yusuke Yamada on the shoulder, and said meaningfully, "... Don't worry too much about the relationship between attack and receiving. ”
Yusuke Yamada glanced at Kitazawa, and was about to say something, when Kaede Oshima took the initiative to invite: "Since you are a friend of Yusuke-kun, do you want to come to our house as a guest?" ”
Oshima Kaedetsu's family runs a kendo hall, and after school, it is the time when the dojo is lively, and the apprentices practice kendo in the dojo, and the sound of wooden swords can be heard outside the road.
There are still wind chimes hanging under the eaves of the scene, and when the autumn wind blows, the bells jingle and ring.
The door next to the Oshima Kaede Summer Dojo, "Please come in." ”
Kitazawa took a look, but he didn't expect that there was a tea room next to the dojo, the furnishings inside were very quaint, some of the futons made of linen had been worn off, and the small red wooden table looked a long time away, and Kitazawa didn't know what material it was made of.
Compared with the casualness of Kitazawa and his party, Yusuke Yamada seemed a little more restrained, sitting on the futon in a cramped and restless manner, and his eyes didn't know where to look.
Oshima Kaede Xia knelt and helped everyone make tea, her eyes kept staring at Mochizuki Qianxia, raised her eyebrows, and suddenly stepped forward excitedly, "Are you a kendo princess?" I'm a fan of yours. ”
Mochizuki Chixia's hands were suddenly grabbed by the girl, and looking at Kaede Oshima with shining, he felt a strange feeling in his heart.
Although some people have mistaken her for Rin Mochizuki before, they don't have as many negative emotions as this time.
The corners of his eyes twitched, and then he withdrew his hand from Oshima Kaedetsu's hand, and said in an unkind tone: "I'm sorry, I'm a sports idiot, you recognized the wrong person." ”
Kaede Oshima suddenly felt a chill behind her, looking at Chixia Mochizuki with a gloomy expression, she sat back in place like a frightened rabbit, "Hug... Embrace... I'm sorry, I admire the kendo princess too much, maybe it's my delusion, I feel like you really look like the kendo princess. ”
Mochizuki Qianxia pursed her lips and said angrily: "Correct a little, it's her who looks like me!" ”
At this time, Yusuke Yamada, who was still cramped and uneasy just now, suddenly mustered up his courage, but still stumbled and said, "That... Two years ago, you wrote to me..."
After a long pause in his tone, he turned his head embarrassedly, and suddenly caught a glimpse of Kitazawa's encouraging gaze, he took a deep breath and said the sentence firmly, "Is everything that was said in that letter true?" ”
Without the slightest hesitation, Kaede Oshima tilted his head and said with a smile: "Of course it's true, and..."
Kaede Oshima's deep eyes stared at Yusuke Yamada, "And the promise of the year... Now you can do it. ”
Yusuke Yamada swallowed his saliva, his blood gushing, could it be that his 18-year virgin life was about to end?
At this moment, the wooden door of the tea room was pushed open from the outside, and a rugged figure in a Taoist uniform walked in, and a strong voice shouted: "Son, where is the batch of goods that came in yesterday?" ”
Kaede Oshima stood up, put her index finger to the corner of her mouth, tilted her head, and thought about it cutely, "...... It seems that there is no room for the warehouse, so I have someone put it in the room on the left side of the dojo. ”
Seeing a group of people drinking tea around the tea table, Oshima greeted warmly, "Yo... There are guests at home, so don't leave tonight and have a good drink with me. ”
After a few pleasantries, Oshima Fan Xiong walked back to continue teaching the students, Oshima Kaede Xia bowed slightly to Kitazawa and them, and also went out, "I'm sorry, you guys drink tea first, I'll go back when I go, and when I come back, I want to hear about Yusuke-kun's life in Tokyo?" ”
With a clang, the sliding door was closed, and only Kitazawa and his party were left in the tea room.
The air seemed to freeze, and as the minutes ticked by, the wind chimes could be clearly heard beneath the eaves.
Everyone was still immersed in the conversation.
Son?
Good guy, it's obvious that it can't be more obvious, Oshima Kaede Xia is really a women's clothing boss, oh no, it should be called a pseudo-girl.
Kitazawa wanted to go over to comfort Yusuke Yamada, but who knew that Yusuke Yamada suddenly slapped the table and was moved to tears, "Kaede Xia Chan is really an angel, no, it's cuter than an angel, and it's kind, in this life, except for Ogasang, only Kaede Xia Chan understands my charm..."
Kitazawa looked at Yusuke Yamada who was moved to tears, and was speechless for a moment, Yusuke, you have to think clearly, although he looks no different from a girl, but he thinks about you!
For the sake of Yusuke Yamada's happiness in the second half of his life, Kitazawa did not say a word with a clear conscience, but persuaded in a roundabout way: "Yusuke, have you really thought it through?" Even if you don't have children in the future, you agree to stay with her? ”
Hearing what Kitazawa said, Yusuke Yamada seemed to have changed a person, lowered his head shyly, stumbled when he spoke, and said very shyly: "If Kaede Xia-chan is unwilling to have children, we can also not have children, if the two of us really become a good husband, I will definitely be a good husband who is obedient." ”
Kitazawa doesn't know how to complain, it's not a question of having a child or not having a child, but not being able to give birth at all.
He had learned about maternal cloning in biology class, but how did two fathers clone?
Kitazawa covered his eyes with his hands, he was hopeless, he was really hopeless.
In fact, if you think about it another way, it is not an unacceptable thing for Kaede Oshima to be with Yusuke Yamada.
Well, he still can't accept it, is he out of touch with the world?
Kitazawa didn't believe that Yusuke Yamada hadn't discovered the truth, he just wanted to indulge in the sweet fantasy he had created and didn't want to come out.
Kitazawa and they drank tea here for a while, and when they left, Yusuke Yamada and Kaede Oshima exchanged social accounts, and the two tried to start as friends as agreed back then.
On the way to the round, Yusuke Yamada had a happy smile on his face, jumping and jumping, and he had to take out his social account to take a look at every two steps.
Kitazawa also complained, "As long as she doesn't block you, she will always exist." ”
Yusuke Yamada pursed his lips, his eyes did not leave the social account on his phone, "I chatted with our family Kaede Xia-chan, what does it matter to you?" ”
Kitazawa suddenly had an urge to beat people, this guy started to be weird before he talked about his girlfriend, if he really had a girlfriend, then it would be okay?
……………
On the first night of the night, dinner was very rich, and plates of tempura were placed on the table as if they didn't need money, and the golden prawns on the plate were broken open with their hands, revealing the white and tender shrimp meat, and the aroma was overflowing.
Not only tempura, but also to-cook, and all the snacks you can buy at Komachi-dori are available here.
Kitazawa took a large shrimp with chopsticks and put it in his mouth, chewing on the delicious shrimp meat and the fried golden and tender skin, "It's delicious, it seems that the money was not spent in vain." ”
He was eating, when he suddenly noticed that the boys around him had disappeared, and the food on the wooden table was still bubbling.
Kitazawa glanced around the hall and saw that most of the boys were huddled together, muttering something about it.
He wondered what could be more important than good food.
Kitazawa quietly leaned over, and heard the boys gossiping:
"If you can't go over the wall, I've observed, there is only a stone wall between the men's and women's baths, and it's easy to climb..."
"Forget it? Before he could climb over, he had to be stoned to death by the group of girls who threw something. ”
"You all stay out of the way, it's still up to me." Tanaka didn't know where to pull out a map and put it on the ground.
Everyone's eyes stared curiously at the map, and they asked in unison, "What is this?" ”
The corners of Tanaka's mouth rose slightly, revealing a lewd smile, "Hehe, I've already investigated, this is the design plan for the construction of the bath back then, have you seen here?" ”
Tanaka pointed to the location on the blueprint, "The hot springs in the inn are all drained, so the men's and women's baths are connected by pipes, and in order to repair the pipes, they were specially designed to be large enough for one person to pass through..."
The boys didn't care where Tanaka got the blueprint, they only cared about one thing, and the dirty plan in their hearts seemed to be carried out.
The thought of the naked figure made it hot in the nostrils, and a lewd smile appeared on the faces of a group of people.
staring at the girl eating on the other side, the smile became more and more rampant.
Misa Jouchi, who was eating, frowned, and Yui Haga next to her pouted, "This group of boys, there must be nothing good in their heads." ”
Misa Jouchi stopped the chopsticks in her hand and asked a very innocent sentence, "Why are all boys H?" ”
Yui Haga thought about it seriously, and when she thought about it, she habitually put her chopsticks at the corner of her lips, "...... Well... Maybe it's a reproductive instinct, right? ”
Misa in the castle secretly glanced at Kitazawa in the crowd, and stopped talking.
…………
Tanaka shook his head, not listening to the boys' comprehensive incubation plan.
The so-called comprehensive latent plan means that all boys follow the channel to find the mystery of life.
Listening to the boys' gossip and arguments, Tanaka poked his glasses with his middle finger, and the glasses seemed to flash with a wise light, and explained seriously: "No, if there are too many people going in, sooner or later they will be exposed." ”
"What then?" Someone asked.
Tanaka smiled meaningfully, "That's to find a representative, let him go in with a waterproof mobile phone, the phone is always on for video calls, and we can see the scene we want to see in the dormitory..."
After speaking, he showed a lewd smile.
"It's just... Who does this rep ask to do? Someone asked.
Tanaka shrugged, "Of course I'm looking for a classmate with good skills..."
As soon as the words fell, all the boys gathered looked at Kitazawa, who was eating melons.
Kitazawa didn't expect to eat melons on himself, if you want to say who has the best skills in Jianggutian Academy? In addition to the perverts in the track and field department, it belongs to our student council president, after all, he is the winner of this year's archery gold medal.
Tanaka walked over and patted Kitazawa's shoulder with a heavy responsibility, "Jiang Yuan, brother, I haven't asked anyone, this time I can only ask you, don't worry... I have done a good job of investigation in advance, and none of the girls in class 1, 2 or 3 dare not look at it... The hot spring bathing time of the fourth and fifth classes is separated from the first, second and third classes. ”
Kitazawa was speechless, Tanaka dared to toss more than Yusuke Yamada, and even avoided people he knew, so that he couldn't find a good reason to refuse.
By the way, what about Yusuke Yamada? It's really strange that I didn't get involved in this kind of thing.
When it was time to soak in the hot springs, the boys stayed in the dormitory and stared at the computer screen, without the slightest intention of soaking in the hot springs.
And the representative they elected, Kitazawa stood on the shore and looked at the huge bathhouse, and there was a feeling of chartering the venue.
Did these guys really think he would do such a dirty thing?
How can it be? He didn't say yes.
Kitazawa looked down at the mobile phone that was shoehorned into Tanaka's hand, hesitated for a moment, and put it on the edge of the hot spring, planning to soak in the hot spring comfortably.
At that moment, I suddenly heard the sound of frolicking coming from across the wall.
"Don't do that, Chinatsu..."
"Who made you so big? I'm not convinced, so I'll split it in half. ”
"It hurts, China, the phone you have hanging around your neck has been put on me."
"It hurts, that's right, at home in the future, I have the final say, do you understand?"
Kitazawa raised his eyebrows, this voice was obviously Shiori and Chixia Mochizuki earlier, but... What does Chinatsu Mochizuki do with her phone? Even soaking in the hot springs hangs around my neck.
Kitazawa squinted his eyes, there must be a demon when something goes wrong, maybe it has something to do with the eldest lady's sudden end of the trip.
That being the case, he took a breath and dived into the hot spring water.
He had always kept in mind the hot spring passage that Tanaka had told him, but of course he didn't really want to go over and see it, just in case, what if someone on the other side shouted for help? Won't you be able to pass it quickly?
Well, in fact, there is still a little expectation in my heart.
Kitazawa was diving in the water and came across the passage that Tanaka said, and there was a layer of filter iron mesh on it, and the iron mesh was not welded to death, but only a lock was placed on it.
He swam to the shore, found a wire in the changing room, swam to the filter, opened the lock and swam in.
When it surfaced again, it was already in the girls' bath.
Kitazawa showed half of his head, just saw a piece of white flowers, and then dived into the water again.
"Huh... Is it my delusion? Kitazawa-kun seems to have been here just now. Shiori came over and looked around suspiciously.
Kitazawa's current location is at Shiori Hayami's feet, but fortunately the hot spring water is muddy and has a hazy mist on it, so it is not easy to spot.
Just when Shiori didn't find anything and was about to leave, Kitazawa's head stretched out again, and he hurriedly made a silent gesture, "Shhhhhhh Shiori, help me cover up. ”
Kitazawa thought that little Shiori would agree, but who knew that Shiori pouted and admonished in a milky voice: "Kitazawa-kun's practice of wanting to peep is wrong..."
At this moment, a surprised voice was heard in the distance.
"Morning, who are you talking to?"
Shiori Hayami subconsciously blocked Kitazawa with her body, and lied not very skillfully: "I was talking to a monkey, and a monkey ran into the hot spring." ”
"Huh? Are there monkeys in Kamakura? How did I not know? Yui Haga walked over.
Meisa also walked over and said curiously, "Aren't macaques only found in the north?" I want to see that monkey. ”
It seems that an encirclement is about to be formed.
Shiori Hayami's body stepped back, and her ass sat on Kitazawa's head, and her heart was about to be written on her face, "What's so nice about a monkey..."
(End of chapter)