Chapter 304: Life must know how to joke
"Don't move, I don't have much turpentine that I can extract, and you'll have to apply it to your forty-eight knees."
Xu Qingge carefully dipped his hand in a little turpentine and smeared it on the joint between Barron's two legs.
The spider's legs are magically divided into seven parts: basal joints, turning joints, leg joints, knee joints, diameter joints, posterior tarsal joints, and tarsal joints.
So each leg has six "knees", and the barron has a total of eight legs, for a total of forty-eight knees.
"Woo, the spider's body is a special hemocyanin (crabs and the like, while normal insect pet beasts are hemochlorin)."
"Turpentine is a special medicine for hemoglobin, I don't know if it has an effect on balun."
The turpentine that had just been baked was steaming, and Xu Qingge specially cooled it to a more comfortable temperature.
As turpentine was applied to Barron's legs, a warm sensation came over his legs.
It is a gentle force that slowly penetrates every cell and pore of itself.
Barron had never felt so comfortable, and after only a minute or two, he felt that his "knee" was no longer painful.
He couldn't help but be a little drunk.
This kind of thing can not only be used to treat joints.
If you can wipe a little after exercising, I am afraid it can greatly protect the bones and relieve fatigue.
If he can use it all the time, he can exercise more freely.
"How do you feel, move it twice and see if it has any effect?"
Xu Qingge stared nervously at Barron's leg.
In terms of proportions, if these are effective, there will be a lot left in the castle after the balun is healed.
But even if it were all used up, Ida would be able to buy tears from the Pines and make turpentine in bulk.
Boiling resin is not a technical task, and soldiers alone can do it.
But Barron looked at the turpentine that had been refined and only covered the bottom of the crockpot, and he couldn't help but turn over the ledger.
This "precious" and highly effective healing drug should be prepared for every squad.
Compared to his own bodyguard, who has not yet been protected, it is still needed more by the knights on the front line who may fight with Fu Tigen at any time.
Barron tried to move his leg, and five minutes had passed, and it was as if his leg had never been injured.
"It doesn't seem to have a big effect."
"But I took your wishes, keep this jar of things, and I will treat myself slowly."
Perhaps it was the abacus beads that struck too loudly, and Hanny sensed Barron's intentions, so she asked:
"Little sister, Brother Barron thinks that the healing speed of this potion is too slow, and it wants a cheaper, faster, more efficient, and cheaper treatment."
Two cheap in a row is not Hanny's slip of the tongue.
Xu Qingge listened to Hanny's seriousness that he couldn't suppress his laughter, and understood.
"I was negligent, and the treatment was really too slow."
Listening to Xu Qingge's slightly apologetic voice, Kai plucked out his ears.
Did he hear something wrong?
The medicine that can treat joint pain after applying it for a few minutes is so disgusted.
That dragonfly's words were simply making things difficult for the little lady, but she could actually come up with a more effective treatment?
This could not but interest Kaida.
After all, healing magic is a scarce thing, and it would be great if it could be replaced with medicine.
Hanni was also shocked by Xu Qingge's words, she was still young and just wanted to make a joke.
Barron was also a little shocked, after all, the total number of insect pets was relatively small, so many commonly used healing potions would not take into account the use of insect species.
Although after Aida became the lord of the city, this phenomenon improved greatly.
But because the idea is almost solidified, there are very few potions as efficient as turpentine.
Ida is committed to opening a school and training a group of pharmacists from scratch. But because of the presence of Voltigeng, the school may be attacked.
Of course, Xu Qingge couldn't come up with any special medicine, because the school's knowledge of medical treatment belonged to the category of medicine.
Although dietitian-related disciplines will teach some medicine and food homologous heteroplants, it is basically only the level of interest classes.
Dispensing medicine is something that Xu Qingge can't do, and as for turpentine, it's just a common sense of Longhua.
Her home-made turpentine may be fine for pet animals, but it should never be used by humans.
However, Xu Qingge's purpose is just to relieve Barron's concerns.
"Alas~ Although the effect of this medicine is indeed not so good, after all, it can be obtained by boiling the tears of the terrible face pine."
"Because the raw materials are easy to obtain, I want to give this thing to Sister Ida along with the prescription."
"But if you still don't like to be slow......"
Xu Qingge lengthened his voice, which made Barron even more anxious.
He didn't expect that such a useful thing would only need to extract the tears of the terrifying face.
Because it is a bit sticky, except for some pet beasts that rely on the Dread-faced Pine, the Dread-faced Pine settlement is lifeless.
If you can collect all of them and use them, it will be very beneficial to the city.
Just as Barron was about to draft a brief plan with great interest, Xu Qingge took out a wolf tooth dagger, and she said seriously:
"The worm line has a special ability, molting."
"A spider-type pet beast, even if it has eight legs cut off, will grow out of its shell the next time it molts."
Looking at Xu Qingge, who was approaching him step by step, Barron closed his eyes.
If this treatment is genuine, it would be the best, but if there is a problem, it should be within the range of "affordable".
However, the touch on the limbs is not the pain after the leg is cut, but the warmth that is no different from just now.
Barron opened his eyes, and in front of him was Xu Qingge, who was intimately drugged.
"...... this?"
Barron was a little dazed, didn't he say that he was going to cut off his own leg?
In the distance, Kai kept an eye on the heat to prevent anything from leaking in his precious pot.
Nearby, Hanny also let go of Barron, and turned to carry the turpentine canister for Xu Qingge with difficulty.
"Whew."
Regarding Barron's move, Xu Qingge was really surprised.
Even though explaining why a joke is funny is one of the most boring things in the world, she still has to explain the situation to Barron.
"The speed at which the severed leg grows will definitely not be as fast as the healing of the wound."
"Barron, I was joking with you."
"Okay, stretch your legs flat, I don't know where you didn't apply when you stand like this."
"When tonight is over, you'll be ready to go to the Horror Pine Forest to buy tears."
Looking at the stupid Barron, Xu Qingge couldn't cry or laugh.
With such a partner, Ada's life must have been a lot of fun.
(End of chapter)