Chapter 7 Life-Threatening Survival Exam

Uchiha Fugaku looked at the backs of these clansmen leaving, and sighed deeply in his heart.

As the patriarch of the family, he naturally knew the temperament of his clan, so no matter what this group of people did, he would not take it to heart.

A cautious person can't be the patriarch, let alone the patriarch of the Uchiha family.

It's really that the nerves of the clan are too jumpy, and they looked anxious just now, but now they are actually discussing the question of whether it is good for children to eat fried chicken.

Watching Asuka and an elder walk out of here side by side, and stuffing a bucket of something into someone's arms, Uchiha Fugaku sighed again.

He, the patriarch, should be kind and tired.

...

At this time.

Outside.

Asuka had a chicken bone in his mouth, and his gaze fell on Elder Ryoichi next to him, and he asked in a low voice.

"I said, Elder Ryoichi, when are we going to make a coup?"

"Coup d'état?"

Elder Ryoichi's body trembled, he glanced at Asuka with some panic, and then after observing the surroundings vigilantly, he also lowered his voice.

"Damn, you have set the old man in the air??"

"Nope."

"Then why didn't the old man know about the coup?"

"The position of the Hokage has never fallen to us, and we don't have a coup d'état??"

Are young people's minds so dangerous now?

Seeing the curiosity on Asuka's face, Elder Ryoichi shook his head vigorously, and after he covered the whole family bucket in his arms with a lid, he took a deep look at Asuka and whispered.

"Asukia, if you count by seniority, I am actually your second master.

Although your parents left early, your second master is still alive, and I hope that the next time you have this dangerous thought in your heart, think more about your second master. ”

Hiss!

Hearing this, Asuka directly took a breath of cool air, he looked Elder Liangyi up and down, and said in surprise.

"Ryoichichi... Second master, when did we have the idea of a coup d'état? ”

You're special...

Elder Ryoichi glared at Asuka, why is this guy full of thoughts of a coup d'état, can't he live well?

Is it because during the war, this guy's companions all died, and his heart was empty and lacking love?

Also, 18 years old... It's time to get married...

After a moment of silence, he patted Asuka on the shoulder, shook his head, and walked straight away.

Sure enough, men still have to have weaknesses, and guys who don't have weaknesses have such dangerous ideas.

Looking at the back of Elder Ryoichi leaving, Asuka stroked his chin with one hand and thought back to the plot of his previous life as he walked home.

Through the temptation, he can be sure that the Uchiha clan has no idea of a coup d'état at all, although it is a little uncomfortable, but it is not worth doing such a thing as a coup d'état.

emmm, it can't be that Uchiha Fugaku guy who advocated the coup d'état, right?

As soon as he thought of the information revealed by a certain elder when he was chatting with him some time ago, Asuka squinted his eyes at Nanga Shrine.

[Uchiha Fugaku is a person who sees the future of the Uchiha clan as more important than his own life.

Proud of his family crest, he is strict with his friends, family, and himself, and strives to sacrifice for the prosperity of the Uchiha clan. 】

Such people... Probably when you can't see the future of the clan, you will have the idea of a coup d'état, right?

After all, his ability to open such eyes is more or less normal.

Let's start with the research and research.

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The next day, Ninja School.

"Iruka!"

A little girl with long purple hair asked with an expectant look on her face, but her eyes swept to the door from time to time.

"Did you think we'd be in a group?

Who will be the instructor? ”

"I don't know."

Iruka shook his head, then he looked at the purple-haired girl, expectant as well.

"It is estimated that it should be a middle ninja or maybe a special upper ninja, or maybe even an upper ninja."

"Huh!"

At this time, an inappropriate sneer came from the side, and I saw a girl with black hair and white eyes looking at the door with disdain, and said slowly.

"The war in the ninja world is not over yet, and most of the upper ninjas have a mission, how can they come to serve as our instructor..."

Bang! Bang! Bang!

As soon as the words ended, the three of them heard a knock at the door, and before they could react, they saw the classroom being pushed open from the outside.

Then, a ninja with short black hair, wearing a black tight-fitting combat uniform, and a green ninja chain mail appeared inside the door.

With the paper in his hand, he walked towards the podium.

Looking at the seven or eight children seated in the classroom, he looked down at the list in his hand and shouted.

"Umino Iruka, Uki Sunset, Hinata Hana."

Seeing that the three of them stood up a little nervously, Asuka smiled at them and spoke.

"Follow me."

Looking at the back of this shinobi who turned to leave, as well as the Uchiha clan emblem on the other party's back, Xiyan and the others glanced at each other, and their faces all showed a complicated color.

The Uchiha clan... Strength and spirit are inversely proportional, which is a well-known thing in the ninja world.

Really.. True...

Although the instructor is the upper shinobi, they don't want their instructor to be the upper shinobi of the Uchiha family.

After Asuka came to the rooftop with the three little ones, he turned to look at the three of them and introduced himself.

"My name is Uchiha Asuka, Konoha combat type Shinobi, I like to eat cooked food, and I love to eat raw, my latest hobby is journalists, and my dream is to live safely for the rest of my life.

It's your turn to introduce yourself. ”

"Gollum~"

After Iruka swallowed, he took a small step forward and whispered.

"I... My name is Iruka Umino, I just graduated from ninja school, and I like... Like... I like to eat ramen made by Uncle Ichiraku, I don't like to eat wasabi, my hobby is hot springs, and I dream... The dream is to become a teacher. ”

Well.

Asuka nodded, and set her eyes on the purple-haired girl.

"My name is Uzuki Xiyan, I just graduated from ninja school, I hate greasy food, my hobby is to enjoy flowers, and I dream..."

Speaking of this, Xiyan suddenly felt that her face was a little hot, she covered her cheeks with her hands and whispered.

"Can you not talk about dreams?"

"Yes!"

"Huh?"

Seeing that his instructor was so good at talking, Xiyan's eyes suddenly widened twice, is this Uchiha so easy to talk?

"What about you?"

"My name is Hinata Hana, I just graduated from ninja school, I like to eat bananas, I hate milk, I love to be in a daze, and my dream is freedom."

Looking at the girl with white pupils and the mark on the other party's forehead, Asuka instantly understood what this sentence of freedom meant.

Caged birds?

Miserable guy.

Thinking of this, he casually made a seal with one hand, and then summoned three family buckets before speaking.

"Normally, the instructor will be very bored to give students some difficulty tests, such as what to pursue peer cooperation, what to grab the bell...

But I'm different.

The way you can get my approval is to eat all three family buckets.

If you can't finish eating, you will be returned to the ninja school by me, after all, I am a fighting ninja, and the task of being your teacher was forcibly assigned to me by Hokage-sama. ”

"It's as simple as that??"

The three of them looked at the family bucket in Asuka's hand and asked in disbelief.

This assessment... Just...

"Of course it's not that simple."

As he spoke, Asuka disappeared in a flash, and when he reappeared, the three of them saw that the Uchiha ninja was carrying a pile of food in his hands...

Milk... Mustard... Oil...

The moment they saw these three kinds of food, a bad premonition surged in their hearts.

It's all food I hate.

Bang!

Asuka bites open a bucket of milk with his teeth and pours it straight into one of the family buckets.

Ton! Ton! Ton!

Seeing the scene of the whole family bucket gradually being flooded with milk, Hinata Hana, who was standing next to him, muttered with a trace of tears in her eyes.

"Enough... That's enough... It's really enough... It's too much..."

After soaking the family bucket with milk, he put on gloves and smeared a thick layer of mustard on each drumstick.

Finally, he took out another brush, dipped it in oil a few times, and threw it on the chicken leg.

Belch!

Looking at the chicken legs dripping with oil, Asuka couldn't help but shudder, and then he handed the three stabs to the three of them separately, and said with a serious face.

"That's the first lesson I taught you.

Ninjas, nasty food is not allowed. ”

"Oh, yes."

Asuka sat on the railing, and he looked at the three tangled children, as if something had suddenly occurred in his mind, and continued.

"My level of medical ninjutsu is very high, although I once swore not to use medical ninjutsu, but if the three of you get food poisoning, I can reluctantly treat it.

After all, the oath is for outsiders. ”

"Eat, even if you fight to go back to the ninja school for another year... I have to finish it today..."

The three of them looked up at the birds, and seeing each other's serious expressions, they looked down at the food in the bowl again, and their bodies subconsciously gushed out a feeling of nausea.

Milk soaking honey mustard... What is this...

Honey mustard + unknown oil... Will it be upset?

...

Half a day later.

Vomit ~ vomit ~ yue~yue~

cough~cough~cough~

Asuka, who had fallen asleep, was woken up by a painful moan, he looked at the painful appearance of the three people on the rooftop, and then looked at the empty bucket in front of the three people, and said with a smile on the corner of his mouth.

"Congratulations, now you're a qualified shinobi."

"That's... That teacher... My stomach hurts..."

Hearing this, he jumped from the stage to Mao Yue Xiyan, and saw the other party half-kneeling on the ground, with a painful look on his face, and a green light appeared from the palm of the bird's hand, sticking to her stomach.

After a moment, he scratched his head in embarrassment and muttered.

"Black-hearted people from other villages, Lao Tzu said that there was a random bulk oil, and you actually gave me fish oil."

Looking at Mao Yue Xiyan, whose face gradually calmed down, he took off his combat uniform and tied it around the opponent's waist, then patted Xiyan's head and said apologetically.

"That, because you eat fish oil, which causes the stomach and intestines to not absorb the oil, and there is a high probability that you will have diarrhea for a while, you go to the school toilet to squat for half a day, and I will send you home at night.

By the way, don't touch the grease stains on your buttocks, it's not easy to wash. ”

Hearing this, Yuyan glanced at Uchiha Asuka a little strangely, she didn't understand why the other party tied the battle suit around her waist.

Oil stains on the butt...

After all, she couldn't hold back the curiosity in her heart, and reached behind her hand and touched it...

"That's a lot of oil..."

Mao Yue Xiyan's eyes stared at her oily palm, and she was silent for a long time.

She raised her head and looked at Asuka with an aggrieved expression, and then ran towards the toilet without looking back.

"You drank too much milk, and you went to the toilet for a long time..."

"You have eaten too much mustard, but you don't need to go to the toilet, remember to go to the hospital to buy a bottle of corkscrew, you will be very uncomfortable going to the toilet tomorrow."

After healing the remaining two students, Asuka wiped the sweat from his forehead and muttered to himself as he looked at the sun as it set westward.

"It's really tiring to be a teacher, and I'm already about to be autistic at the beginning."

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