Boom!

The orange cat, who was walking with his head down, suddenly felt like he had hit something.

When it looked up, it saw that the Uchiha Asuka who was walking in front of it had stopped for some reason, and his face was still tangled, not knowing what he was thinking.

"Humph!"

It poked the bird with its claws, and looked up arrogantly.

"Regret?

It's late, you know?

It dawned on me now that my amber eyes were beautiful. ”

Hearing the orange cat talking to himself behind him, Asuka opened his eyes and asked with some hesitation.

"Fatty, have you ever heard of a taunt weapon?"

Taunt weapons?

Seeing that Asuka didn't seem to be amusing himself, the orange cat lowered his head, and his face showed a look of humanized thinking.

That's all there is to it when it comes to ninja weapons.

Kunai... Swords, guns, fans....

There doesn't seem to be any weapon to mock here.

After pondering for a long time, it hammered its head with its cat's paw and wondered.

"Asuka, what's a taunt weapon?"

Watching it climb up to his shoulder, with a look of curiosity in his eyes that could not be concealed, Asuka pinched his chin with one hand and said in a somewhat hesitant tone.

"I don't know what a taunt weapon is... But I know the weapons of disgusting people..."

After saying that, he thought of the weapons he encountered when he played the game before the time-travel, although many years have passed, they are still so fresh in his memory.

A super massager in a besieged city...

Lingerie helmet in a certain game...

The murder book in a certain alliance... If you fold it, you can mock the opposite side, but if you can't fold it, you can mock yourself...

But these... It doesn't seem to be quite the same as the system says...

[Arrogant personality, and often like the Uchiha love to laugh wildly] This shows that this weapon can make sounds.

[Under normal circumstances, it is relatively normal, after going up, I like to scream, my mouth smells, and I taunt the other party from time to time] This shows that the sound made by this weapon is likely to be understood by humans.

After a long silence, he opened the door of his house, glanced at the dusty house, and walked to the table.

Looking down at the profile in his hand, Asuka squeezed it hard with his right hand.

He wondered what this taunting weapon was.

Bang!

As a puff of white smoke flashed, a black object fell in front of the two of them.

The orange cat looked at the object in front of it carefully, and it blinked, a little uncertain.

"Asuka, is this the taunt weapon you were talking about?

Why, I think it looks so much like a tea kettle? ”

Hearing this, Asuka looked at the black guy in his hand, and his face turned black as well.

It's not like, it's a tea kettle.

Literal tea kettle.

What does the system do with this, is it to let yourself use it to boil water and make tea?

And then laugh at the group of coffee drinkers with it while drinking tea?

Bang!

"It moved, it moved."

At this moment, the orange cat swooped onto the bird's head, and it pointed to the teapot that had just made a noise, and said in an excited tone.

"Asuka, this thing moves."

Well!

Asuka nodded, then placed the thing on the table, his hands on his head, and began to observe in silence.

This thing shouldn't be a tea kettle in the ordinary sense.

...

Black, so black.

Although it has long been accustomed to the darkness, it is wrapped in endless darkness, and a trace of loneliness wells up in its heart.

I didn't run away, but I was still sealed.

Bastard!

It knew that the old man's painting was unbelievable.

In the picture depicted by the old man, it should be running freely on the field, smiling at the humans chasing behind him.

"You're chasing me!"

However, in the actual picture, after the human catches up with him, he beats himself with his fist, saying that he is too dangerous, and even ends up being sold as a weapon... Imprisoned in this boundless darkness.

This is too far from what I thought at the beginning, and what I thought in my heart.

It's hard to accept.

Well?

After cursing for a while, it felt as if its seal was gone.

？？？

Why, shouldn't you have another excuse to beat yourself up?

？？？

Forget it, fight it, Lao Tzu wants to see the stars.

After only a second of hesitation in its mind, it stood up and opened its eyes to look at the outside world, and then crouched down again, pounding its head with both hands.

It was so violent that I actually saw Madara Uchiha smiling at me on the wall, and then went to sleep.

After lying on the ground for a while.

It stood up again, gritted its teeth, and roared inwardly.

"No one can stop me from looking at the stars today."

As he spoke, it pushed up the seal above its head again, and its small eyes stole a glance at the place where Madara Uchiha had just been found.

“......”

Originally...

Madara Uchiha is hanging on the wall.

After looking at the photo of Madara Uchiha and others on the wall for a while, its hanging heart finally put into its stomach.

It said that Madara Uchiha should have died a long time ago.

Secretly looking at everything around him.

There was only one person in the room, and a cat was lying on the table, staring at him curiously.

After searching for a few more moments, it seemed that there was really no one else here, and the panic in its heart gradually replaced by excitement.

"Ah~ha~"

Bang!

Asuka closed the lid back, and he stared at the ninja cat with wide eyes, a little shocked.

"Fatty, I feel like I haven't woken up, and my head is a little foggy."

"Then sleep."

The orange cat stretched, looked at its ten fingernails with satisfaction, and said softly.

"It's normal for you to stay with Ye Cang in the past few days and be overly excited, causing your brain to not turn around, and you are a little dazed or in a state of confusion for a while."

"It's not!"

Asuka said with some uncertainty in his mouth towards the tea kettle.

"I didn't know if I was dazzled... I seem to see a tailed beast..."

A certain tailed beast??

The orange cat blinked blankly, and then the hair on its body exploded directly, and the tone was horrified.

"Which... Which... Which one? ”

"It's like... The one with a tail..."

As soon as the words fell, the tea kettle began to shake violently, Asuka stood up, the writing wheel was subconsciously turned on, and cold sweat broke out on his forehead.

Are you kidding.

Is it really a tailed beast?

It's a weapon, but it's hard to handle on your own.

Bang!

"Ah~ha~"

With a scream of excitement, Shouhe's head came out of the tea kettle and looked at the outside world with an excited face.

It's a nice world out there.

The air is sweet.

Even though it didn't need air, it breathed heavily.

And there is no sign of being beaten or scolded yet, so I guess I should be safe in a short time.

"Whew~Whew~"

Greedily chewing the fresh air, Shouhe closed his eyes directly and comfortably.

The days when no one hits, no one scolds, no one is hostile... It seems like it's been a long time since I've encountered it...

A moment later.

Shouhe noticed that the atmosphere in the room was a little dull, and its eyes fell on the humans and cats not far away, and its shrill voice was mixed with too much excitement, and said.

"Lao Tzu has finally come out."

“......”

“......”

After a long time, there was no surrounding area as it had imagined, the screams of terror, the curses of humans, and the sounds of ninjutsu.

The atmosphere in the room seemed to become more awkward.

It looked at the human who had retracted the Sharingan, subconsciously stomped its foot, and roared again.

"Lao Tzu is out."

Seeing that there was no panic on the man's face, and he began to wipe the cold sweat on his forehead with a tissue, Shouhe's small eyes blinked twice, and he roared in a slightly inadequate tone.

"I... Came out? ”

"Hmm!"

Seeing the other party nodding at him, Shouhe's mind began to spin rapidly.

This Uchiha clansman... His home has a picture of Madara Uchiha hanging ...

Moreover, he doesn't seem to be afraid of himself yet.

Hiss!

This guy can't be the descendant of Madara Uchiha, the kind who opens the kaleidoscope, right?

Thinking of this, a trace of sweat flowed from Shouhe's forehead, and it looked at the humans walking towards it, a hint of danger flashed in its eyes, and asked.

"Who am I?"

Asuka tossed the paper ball in his hand into the garbage basket as he walked towards Morizuru.

"One tail, Shouzuru."

Seeing that the other party not only recognized itself, but also walked towards it unhurriedly, it looked around, looking for the best route while stalling for time.

"You're not afraid of me??"

"I'm scared just now!"

Asuka nodded and sat down in his chair, he looked at Morizuru with sweat on his forehead and shook his head.

"I'm not afraid now!"

"Why?"

Looking at the cute crane doll in front of him, Asuka supported his head with one hand and explained.

"Because I just thought of something.

In the eyes of that golden finger, at the age when I just entered the ninja school this year, it is unlikely that it will give me anything beyond my age.

And... Do you feel your own chakra?? ”

Now Asuka has reason to suspect that the system may have copied the infant Shouzuru, and has limited its power so that it is not enough to threaten Sasuke, who has not yet entered the ninja school.

The chakra can also be seen by the writing wheel.

Under his observation, this Shouhe doll... Not too strong...

After listening to Asuka's description, Shouhe carefully checked his condition, and under this inspection, the sweat on his forehead flowed more.

Lao Tzu seems to have been separated.

In that direction...

It turned its head to look in the direction of Shayin Village, and subconsciously swallowed its saliva.

It can now feel that there is an unconscious energy that is very intimate with itself.

It's like... It's like... His consciousness was stripped out and ran to the Uchiha, and his body remained in the Sand Hidden Village.

What am I now?

Can I go back if I die?

Normally, the tailed beast died, but after a while, it was able to come back to life.

But in this case, after death, it doesn't know what will become of itself when it is reborn.

It's weird.

Suddenly, all kinds of confusion gathered in its head, and it was about to blow up this small head.

"Hey!"

Hearing the man calling himself, a look of danger flashed in Shouhe's eyes.

All of this may have something to do with this man.

I don't know if killing him will make me normal.

Thinking of this, it aimed at the bird's head, slapped its stomach with its right hand, and a large amount of chakra gathered in its mouth, and squirted out violently.

Wind Escape: Practice Air Bombs!

Rumble!

Wind balls containing huge chakras erupted from Shouzuru's mouth and quickly approached the birds.

The bird clasped his nose and tilted his head to the left, dodging the egg-sized air bullet, and smacked his lips.

"Your power is very limited."

Seeing that the other party dodged his trick so easily, Shouhe looked at the egg-sized hole in the door, and the corners of his mouth twitched twice.

Indeed, it may not be able to beat a child right now.

Bang!

Shouhe retracted into the teapot on all fours, leaving only one head against the lid of the pot with a lost expression.

It's a little lost right now.

What's going on?

Meanwhile.

Outside the room.

Mikoto Uchiha pressed the skirt with one hand, kneaded her bruised thighs with the other, and looked at Asuka Room with an expressionless face.

Just now, she was walking around the neighborhood with Kushina.

Then, as if sensing something, Kushina suddenly pulled her to the outside of Asuka's house and began to hesitate in place.

Without waiting for her to ask what was going on...

A small wind escape ninjutsu suddenly flew out of the house.

At that time, her attention was all on Jiu Sinai, and in addition to being faster, that Wind Escape Ninjutsu was not very powerful, and there was no omen in her heart at all.

When Feng Dun came closer, she realized that something was wrong.

At that time, I just wanted to hide, and then I saw Jiu Sinai in a daze beside me.

If she dodges herself, there is a high probability that the wind escape will hit her...

This hesitation, and then the ballball the size of an egg, hit her right leg.

Absolutely swollen!!

Thinking of the skirt that had just floated up, Mikoto Uchiha looked around expressionlessly.

No one around!!

"Let's go!"

At this time, Jiu Sinai also came back to his senses.

Thinking of the restless Nine-Tails just now, after taking a strange look at the room where Asuka was, she took Mikoto's hand and walked into the distance.

The nine-tailed guy is used to getting sick every day.

"Mai Trin?"

Looking at Maikoto who was limping, Kushina was a little surprised.

"What's wrong with you?"

"It's fine!"

Mikoto Uchiha smiled as she swept Asuka's house with the rest of her eyes.

"Cramps!"

It doesn't matter if the other party does it intentionally or unintentionally.

This hatred is a little bigger.

And she is now more inclined to say that the other party did it on purpose.

What a coincidence.

...

ps: I sent it directly after writing, so I didn't wait for the evening.

Readers, we'll see you tomorrow.