Section 51, The Wedding (I)
What is the happiest thing in the world? Answer: Getting married, and what is the most painful thing in the world? Answer: Getting married.
After Chen Chao returned home, he realized why others said that marriage was a happy and painful life. Others often say that after five or six years of hard work, they will go back to BC. You can know how grinding weddings are now.
Of course, at this time, he was making up for sleep on the flying pig, Pork Rong, who had exhausted him from the past month. At this time, the Peach Blossom Temple was lively and tight.
"Mrs. Shi, tell me what's going on. A group of core members began the summary of the celebration in the council room.
"I'll tell you. Cao Lan replied. So how Chen Chao caught the thief and the hero's action to save the United States was very wonderful. It was as if Chen Chao was catching a thief, and she was watching from the side.
"This Chen Chao is really amazing. Shinchi said.
"It's good that he has him this time, otherwise it would be enough to choke. Xinli said.
"yes"
The elders nodded in unison.
"Master of Addiction, go back now and help us thank your enlightened monk. Xinyi said.
The master of receptivity stood up directly,
"Rest assured, elders, I will definitely punish this unscrupulous descendant well, and I will definitely manage my temple well. ”
"I see that all the elders and masters have stayed in the Peach Blossom Nunnery for too long, so let's go out for a walk, and by the way, take good care of your temples and disciples. We can't expect this kind of thing every time we have the luxury of expecting a Chen Chao. Great Elder Xinzhi said.
"The elder is wise. The people promised.
"According to the rules, those who have made important and special contributions to the Buddhism should be respected as an elder, I think that although Chen Xiaozi is new to the Buddha's hometown, he has saved the biggest crisis of the Buddhism with his own strength. Should be able to take on this position. Nobuhito said.
"Well, I don't have an opinion, but I don't know what Bai Yun will think, his apprentice is on an equal footing with him. Shinchi said.
Everyone started snickering.
"Alright, now let's go and invite our elders to come over to the council chamber and meet with you or something. Don't let the world say that our Buddhism is ungrateful, and then it's not good to invite it. Shinchi said.
So the group came to the kitchen where they didn't usually move.
"Ah Hai, what about your little junior brother, the elders have come to look for him. A little novice ran in, and Ah Hai, who was burning the fire at this time, was covered in dust, and his face was black and black.
"Usually the biggest official who comes here is just a chief steward or something, what kind of wind is blowing today, blowing the elder group over. Brother Hai joked.
"They're just outside, you keep your voice down. The little novice said,
"What are you afraid of. I'm going to wash my face first. You tell them to wait a moment. After Ah Hai finished talking to Xiao Shami, he ran to the well and fetched a bucket of water to wash off the dust on his body. Today's wood is really good, and it is still damp, and he is tired and half dead from burning a fire. Fortunately, in the end, the fire was lit.
"Hello elders, don't you know what to do with me?" After washing up, Ah Hai came out and saw a group of elders looking around, and went up directly to say hello
"It's nothing, just come and see you, Ah Hai has also been here for eighteen years" Xinyi asked.
"Yes, I haven't gone down since I went up the mountain with Master Baiyun. Ah Hai replied.
"Well, if you're homesick, I'll give you a few days off," Shinri said.
"The disciple has no home in the world for a long time, and the Buddha Sect is my home, but I miss the master a little. Ah Hai replied truthfully.
"Then go down the mountain and see Bai Yun, the old immortal, who is almost 85 years old!" Xinyi said.
"No. Ah Hai was also in ecstasy.
"By the way, what about your little junior brother. Where is Chen Chao? Didn't I just stay with you?" asked Mrs. Shi.
"I went back and got married. Ahai replied
"I left without saying hello, huh. The monk can walk, but he can't walk the temple. You want to throw me off, but there is no door. The other elders weren't excited, but Cao Lan, who was standing on the side, became excited first.
"Caobi, let's go. The marriage of this cheap junior brother is a big event, and we must go to participate. Cao Lan shouted Cao Bi, and the two of them prepared to go out.
"Wait for me, I'm going to be happy too. Ah Hai said.
"What are you going to do as a monk," Cao Lan said depressedly.
"Hey, I like it, you take care of it. Ah Hai said cheekily.
"Three, can you wait, the marriage of the elder is an unprecedented event, and our Buddhism can't be cold. Wait for the elders to prepare a gift, and you will bring it with you. Shinchi said.
"Well, is this just like the words, I just said that the Buddha sect is not so picky. Then let's wait for you for another half hour, and the gifts are ready, don't give us a gift. Cao Lan said.
After hearing this, everyone suddenly had a black line on their faces, it seems that the Buddha Sect is going to bleed heavily this time, otherwise it doesn't matter if the disciples laugh, the key is that the world's jokes are not good.
"You have nothing to do, take Ali and Ah Wei to go through the experience, and come back with Ah Hai at that time. "Senior sister and Mrs. Shi said.
"Well, it's still the senior sister who thinks thoughtfully, these two little sisters are quite pitiful, but Chen Chao is so generous, he actually gave them fairy clothes. Cao Lan said.
"What, Xianyi. No, this shot is more generous than those immortals. Xinyi almost yelled.
"Shut up, don't be disrespectful to the above, wait for yourself to think about the cliff and be locked up for three days. Shinchi said.
"Well, I'm really unlucky to be locked up after a little excitement. Xinyi said.
"Go ahead. Xinli kicked him in the ass. Everyone burst out laughing.
Half an hour later, the gift of the Buddha was ready, it was a magic staff, the most wonderful thing about this staff was that it could be big and small, that is, no one could explain his origin, it was made of pure gold, and no one usually looked at it in the warehouse, after all, the Buddha didn't like these money things, so he was given to Chen Chao by Xinli, who originally wanted to give Chen Chao a set of purple gold robes. But think about it, people are married, you give them robes, and people don't fight with you.
"This gift can squeeze him out of 180,000 yuan. HAHA, IT'S TIME TO SHOP AGAIN," CAO LAN THOUGHT.
"I'm very satisfied with the gift, let's go, everyone, see you another day" The group went down the mountain with the grass blue belt......
"Brother Chao, Brother Chao, you're finally back. Zeng Wei was on the phone, and suddenly saw Chen Chao seemingly falling from the sky. Of course, Zeng Wei must have thought that he was hallucinating.
"Good brother, hug one first. "Chen Chao doesn't ink either.
"Thank you. The two hugged each other tightly, and Chen Chao said to Zeng Wei.
"Our two brothers are polite to the wool, but you have to give me back my money, and after marriage, ask me to touch it for a week and wash my feet for a month. Zeng Wei immediately jumped away and started the plan.
"Count you ruthless". Chen Chao gritted his teeth and said.
"Mom and Dad, I'm back. Chen Chao saw that all the people in the house came out.
"Well, it's good to come back. Chen Chao's mother said with tears on her face.
"What are you crying about, it's a big joy for the child to come back, and tomorrow is still a big day for getting married, be happy. Chen Chao's father said.
"It's a little darker, but it's healthier. Boy, come in with Dad, let Dad teach him a good lesson, you get married, and be the shopkeeper yourself, this is the son I taught?" Chen Chao's father said.
"Yes. Absolutely fake, your son. Chen Chao said.
Everyone laughed, and the look of worry on their faces just now was gone.
"Now that Chen Chao is back, all the three aunts and six wives, uncles and uncles, have started work, and tomorrow we will have the most vigorous wedding, and we will have a long look at the face of our old Chen family. This kid is the only seedling in our family, don't be careless. Chen Chao's father said.
So, the house that was a little deserted just now became lively all of a sudden, from the first floor to the fourth floor, there were people everywhere who pasted couplets, pasted happy words, and engaged in hygiene. Especially for new houses on the second floor. Chen Chao wanted to go to sleep and was kicked out. So I could only sit outside with Zeng Wei and chat, fart and brag.