Chapter 136: Dogs Don't Learn

The days after each war are dull for ordinary people, and for those who have lifted the burden from their shoulders, such a peaceful day is even a little unaccustomed, always looking for something to keep themselves busy.

Ape Fei Ri Slash is such a person.

Just now, he found a way to keep himself busy.

One will pays attention to two perspectives at the same time, splitting the way of thinking of one's own brain into two, which is a rather novel experience for Ape Fei Sun.

He also has the ability to draw a circle with his left hand and a square with his right hand.

But he is still practicing the ability to look at a magazine with his left eye and a crystal ball with his right eye, and at the same time imprint and analyze what he observes in his mind.

"Whew!"

Ape Fei Sun slashed into the air with a puff of smoke, and the old voice muttered to himself.

"Seeing things with shadow clones always gives the old man a sense of lag"

Boom! Boom! Boom!

Before he could finish speaking, he heard a knock on the door, and he raised his head and said.

"Come in!"

Squeak!

The man outside the door pushed open the door, and just as he was about to step in, a puff of smoke rushed in his face and smoked him out again.

"Smoking is bad for your health, and quitting smoking as soon as possible is good for your health."

Hearing Tuanzang's low voice outside the door, Ape Feiri slapped his two palms together, directly separated a clone, and asked him to open the window next to him.

Peng!

The moment the shadow clone turned into white mist, it used the wind to blow the smoke out of the room along the window.

The smoke gradually cleared, and the vision gradually became clearer.

Glancing around the dilapidated and cramped room, he stepped inside and sat down in front of Sarutobi.

Smelling the peculiar smell of musty and smoke in the air, Danzo's gaze fell on the cover of the magazine in the hands of the three Hokages.

[Steel Hand, I'm also a new masterpiece, son of a. 】

Crash!

After a moment of silence, he listened to the sound of ape Feiri slashing the book next to him, knocked on the floor with his cane, and said in a deep voice.

"I'm still here!"

Hearing this, the three generations of Hokage raised his eyelids slightly to look at Tuan Zang, who was sitting in front of him, and nodded.

"See."

Tuan Zang glanced at the cover twice and said in disgust.

"Converge a little."

"Whew!"

Spit smoke into the air, he closed the magazine in his hand, and then his eyes fell on Tuan Zang, and before he could ask what the other party was doing here, he heard Tuan Zang say in a tone of hatred that iron is not steel.

"Ri Cho, we have known each other for 57 years, and I have admonished you for 39 years, have you changed?"

Ape Feiri squinted his eyes and said secretly in his heart.

"Looks like there's something big going on today."

At this moment, he saw Tuan Zang stand up, reach out and take the magazines on the table, and the speed of his speech became faster.

"Hizai, if you look at the protagonists of this book, almost all of them are based on Uchiha as a template, all of them describe their positive images, and none of those shortcomings are mentioned.

Can I write this kind of book myself?

Does he have this level?

In my opinion, these"

Speaking of this, Tuan Zang suddenly paused, he took the book and shook it twice in front of Hizai's eyes, and asked.

"What do you think?"

Ape Fei Ri kneaded his chin, pretending not to understand anything, and perfunctory to his old buddy.

"Let's watch together?"

???

Who's going to watch with you???

He looked at Ri Slash like he looked at a lascivious old man, and said helplessly.

"I suspect that the Uchiha..."

Listening to Danzou babbling about the Uchiha, Hizaki picked up the magazine on the table and smoothed out the folds on it in distress.

Ten minutes later.

Seeing that Tuan Zang had finally finished speaking, he immediately took out his cigarette pot and took a sip and spoke.

"Is there anything else?"

Hearing this, Tuan Zang's expression instantly became serious, he took out a list from his arms and put it on the table, and said in a low voice.

"When the human pillar force gives birth to a child, the seal will weaken, but we don't know how much it will weaken.

In order to reduce the occurrence of accidents, I plan to keep a few important Uchiha personnel on the surveillance. ”

Hizai picked up the list and looked down at it.

First Uchiha Fugaku.

Second Uchiha Asuka.

Third Uchiha Madou.

fourth

At this time.

In the Forest of Death.

A star shinobi cross-legged in the air, his body dancing lightly in the breeze like a kite.

She looked down at the two on the ground and grumbled.

"Boring, boring, boring, concubines are very boring!"

Another star shinobi stuck out his tongue and licked the corners of his mouth, spreading his hands after tasting the fresh Chuck in the air around him.

"No way, adults and children play games, and the novelty will soon pass."

"That"

I saw that the star shinobi floating in the sky was like a windmill, spinning in front of the two companions, and said with a depressed expression.

"When can we go back?"

Syllable!

Xingnin, who was sitting on the ground, took out a magazine from his arms and threw it into the sky, and then said.

"Once you're done with your mission, you're going back."

Crash! Crash!

Taking the magazine thrown by the other party, she opened it and flipped it twice at random, and each page she turned had to be evaluated.

"The human posture is really monotonous."

"This is too unimaginative, obviously an animal turned into a woman, but it turns out that there are just a few tricks back and forth, what is the difference between this and humans, the characteristics of beasts are not prominent at all."

"Garbage, garbage."

Before the words fell, the person floating in the sky suddenly looked to the right, she looked at the three shinobi who appeared on the tree trunk on the right, and tilted her head slightly.

"If the concubine remembers correctly, you seem to be a student of Uchiha Asuka, right?"

Well?

At this time, Mao Yue Xiyan also discovered the existence of the three star ninjas.

After searching for information about the other party in her mind, she secretly shook her head at the two Iruka, and then looked at the strange star shinobi floating in the sky, and frowned.

"Block us here?"

"Not either!"

The star shinobi floating in the sky came in a circle in front of Xiyan, as if he was not afraid of the other party's sneak attack at all, and said with a depressed expression.

"We're just bored, sitting here in a daze."

Hearing this, Iruka's eyes widened in surprise.

"You're not going to advance to the middle of the ninja?"

"Not going to do it!"

The next moment, I saw her appear on Hinata's side as if teleporting, and then stretched out her tongue and licked the other party's ears, with a look of satisfaction on her face.

"People of the Hyuga clan. I miss it."

Hinata's body stiffened for a moment, and then she took a step back sharply, and said with a wary expression.

"What do you miss?"

"Back then, there was a Hyuga clan who wanted to avoid the fate of death by falling in love with the concubine, but the concubine ruthlessly refused."

"And then?"

"I'm dead, my bones are gone."

Looking at this somewhat neurotic star ninja, a few black lines appeared on the foreheads of the three of Xi Yan.

This guy doesn't know how to chat.

After thinking about it for a moment, Hinata Huahua glanced at the two teammates and said lightly.

"Our mission has been accomplished, good luck to you."

Seeing that the three of them turned around and left, the little Lori floating in the sky followed them slowly, tempting.

"Do you want a lot of power?"

Iruka looked up and subconsciously answered.

"What power?"

Bang!

Hinata Huahua clenched her right hand into a fist and hammered it on the opponent's head, and she didn't have a good airway.

"I don't want the power dogs of the Star Ninja Village, the side effects are huge."

"I see"

Seeing that the three of them were staring at themselves vigilantly, and they were also assuming a posture of attacking at any time, Xiao Lori shrugged her shoulders, "The power of the star ninja is indeed not worth the dog." ”

Then, I saw her float in front of the three of them, and there was a smug look between her eyebrows, and she said.

"What the concubine is talking about is another kind of power, a very powerful force, a power that can change the qualifications of stupid people."

"What power?"

Seeing that Iruka picked up the other party's words again like an idiot, Hinata Hanahua glared at him fiercely and spoke.

"You forgot what the teacher said, if you want to gain great power in this world, you have to pay a price."

As she spoke, she looked at the little Lori in the sky again and said vigilantly.

"You're not a star ninja, who are you."

Hearing this, I saw little Lori with her hands on her hips, looking up at the sky, and said in a very awkward posture.

"The concubine body was given the name by the immortals, and the city pestle island Ji is the right-hand man of the immortals.

How about it, do you want to get the power of the immortals, the legendary immortal chakra. ”

In a flash.

The air became solidified.

There was silence all around, as if no man's land.

???

A string of question marks popped up on Ichichijima's head, and she turned back to her normal posture to look at the three of them.

The imaginary emotions of shock, horror, greed, longing, etc., she did not see on the three little faces.

Instead.

Seeing the three of them looking at themselves like idiots, Ichichijima stuck out her tongue into the air, and her smile gradually solidified on her face.

"What kind of eyes are you looking at?"

Hearing the other party's cold voice, Hinata Huahua shook her head at this time and sighed.

"If you persuade people to go to the Star Ninja Village to learn their ninjutsu, it will be thunder and thunder from the sky, and if you persuade people to go to the three holy places to learn the power of immortals, it will take a thousand cuts."

At this time, I saw that Utsuki Xiyan skillfully took out a scroll from her arms and unfolded it in front of Ichichijima Hime, and then she bit her thumb, and her hands quickly made a mark, and said.

"I used to think of myself as my own child of destiny.

But when I listened to the teacher's words, it dawned on me.

It turns out that someone is not only the child of his own destiny, but also the child of destiny of the ninja world.

The real child of destiny, that is, the existence that can reverse the Miaomu Mountain using reverse spiritism. ”

Iruka looked at Ichikishimahime with a wary face and said very seriously.

"The immortal arts of the Holy Land are for the children of fate.

The only function of us ordinary people learning immortal arts is to turn into big stones, provide a habitat for toads, provide a place for snakes to mate, and provide slugs with a tool to tickle. ”

???

Looking at the three of them who were unusually awake, before Ichichijima Hime could prepare for her next move, she saw a puff of white smoke suddenly coming out of the scroll in front of her.

Immediately afterward, the purple-haired girl suddenly put her hands to her mouth in the shape of a trumpet and shouted into the smoke.

"Teacher, I can't handle it."

(End of chapter)