Early morning.

A heavy feeling of oppression came, Asuka opened his eyes and inhaled a few breaths, and when the sleepiness gradually dissipated, he looked up at the orange cat lying on his chest, reached out and pinched the swimming ring on its belly, the corners of his mouth twitched slightly, and the color of nostalgia flashed from his eyes.

This cat used to be slim too.

When I took it home to sleep for the first time, the bird was afraid that one would roll over and crush it to death.

Now I can't figure out if I'm going to be crushed to death by it one day.

After holding it aside, he got up and went to the calendar, looked at the day's schedule, and stretched.

The Shinobi Meeting.

Looking at the man in the mirror, his dark pupils turned blood-red, and the bird made a seal with one hand, and then pressed it on the floor, and an extremely complex and mysterious black pattern instantly spread rapidly around the palm of his hand.

Psychics!

Peng!

As the chakra surged into his palm, a puff of white smoke instantly rose from the floor.

Then he waved his hand, and the white smoke from the house was blown out of the window by the wind and drifted into the distance.

At this time.

In the middle of the house, there was a flower-like Lori, with long dark blue hair, pale skin, blue-blue hook-shaped earrings, wearing a white gown, and a green ornament with a single hook jade on her chest.

She slowly raised her head to look at the bird, her originally golden pupils immediately turned blood red, and a strange and complex pattern slowly turned in her eyes.

After placing instant noodles, cold milk, and fried chicken on the table, he beckoned to Ichijimahime, who was stunned in place, and spoke.

"Ichichijima Hime, I'm here for dinner."

Hearing this, Ichichijima Jime's body trembled, and then he came to the table like a mechanic, picked up a fork and began to eat it in a big gulp.

While brushing his teeth, Asuka stared at the gradually bulging lower abdomen of Ichichijima Hime, and couldn't help but secretly give himself a thumbs up and praise.

"If it goes on like this, within half a year, her emaciated figure will become history."

Suck ~ Suck ~ Suck ~

Seeing that the other party drank not a drop of the soup left, Asuka clapped his palms together and said in a low voice.

"Open!"

In an instant, the kaleidoscope in Ichichijimahime's eyes disappeared, and her dark blue pupils resurfaced.

Well?

She looked up at Asuka sitting across from her, her eyes a little dazed, and then she glanced at the empty plates on the table, the warm atmosphere of the house made her faintly uncomfortable, but even more uncomfortable

Ichichijima smashed her mouth, and a greasy smell of fried chicken instantly came to her heart from her mouth.

She looked at the empty fried chicken on the table and poked her lips again, and then at the instant noodle bowl on the table. When she finally smacked her lips, a milky smell came over her.

"Hiccup~"

There was a hiccup, and when she saw Asuka wave his hand in disgust, her dark blue eyes turned into golden pupils, and her sharp teeth and pink tongue were exposed at the same time. Let the concubine body. What did Burp eat? ”

Asuka pointed to the objects on the table and spoke.

"There's nothing to eat in Longdi Cave, I'm afraid you'll be hungry, so I simply asked you to come over and have breakfast together."

"Heh~"

A few black lines appeared on the forehead of Ichichijimahime, and she got up and walked to Asuka, put her hands on his shoulders, and said as if she was eating.

"Concubine. Belch. Isn't it to boast about the hiccups?"

Sensing the other party's unkind tone, Asuka raised his right hand, his index finger and middle finger together, and the other three fingers bent in the palm of his hand, and smiled.

"Solution!"

Peng!

A puff of white smoke reappeared in the room, and looking at the disappeared Ichichijima Hime, Asuka propped his elbows on the table and shook his head.

"This psychic contract is somewhat unequal.

No wonder the nine-tailed guy dared to use his head to connect the big Buddha. ”

Then, he summoned Ichikishimahime out again, looked at the other party's dark face, and pointed to the ingredients that had reappeared on the table.

"There's nothing to eat in Longdi Cave, I'm afraid you'll be hungry, so I simply asked you to come over and have breakfast together."

Did she just hear it?

Hearing this familiar sentence, she glanced at the ingredients that reappeared on the table, and Ichijima Ji's eyes were stunned for a moment, and then she pounced towards the bird with her teeth and claws, "Don't control the concubine body if you have the ability, see if the concubine can't bite you today."

Asuka blinked, and the kaleidoscope reappeared in its sockets.

Laugh at!

There was a sudden sound of braking, and Ichikishima looked at the kaleidoscope close at hand, and her face instantly turned blue and white.

When she went back to look for the immortals last night, she wanted to ask the immortals to untie her contract with Asuka.

And then

The Immortal took her very seriously, and after looking at the ancient books, he found a way to break the contract on them.

It's just that this method requires the cooperation of another person.

She took the ancient book given by the immortals, and then found her partner, Tian Xin Shenji, and asked her to unravel this hateful contract for herself according to the above method.

And then

The stupid woman worked all night, not only did she not untie it, but the contract became deeper.

This time, even the immortals felt a little tricky and said that they would have to wait.

The dead mother-in-law did something really angry.

Thinking of this, she floated up to the bird and snorted angrily.

"The concubine is very angry, and she wants to die when she is angry."

"Well, isn't it good to live?"

As he spoke, Asuka picked up the book on the table, flipped it twice, and then his eyes lit up, and he changed the wording again.

"Life is not happy, death is also bitter.

Actually, there's nothing wrong with being dead. ”

Ichichijima Hime floated to the top of Asuka's head, then looked at the book in the other party's hand and muttered.

"108 Tips for Tonifying the Kidney, Snake Meat and Strengthening the Kidney"

After reading it, her face darkened suddenly, and then she grabbed the bird's neck with both hands and shook it vigorously, and said angrily.

"The concubines are all dead, and the concubines are all angry with you fools.

You didn't even let go of the body of the concubine, and you still wanted to use such a weak delicate body to make up for your waist. ”

Close the book and put it on your lap.,Then raise your eyelids to look at the city pestle island Ji floating above your head.,Wen crepe dragged a sentence.。

"When we are alive, we know each other, and when we die, we depend on each other."

Ichijima Ji was stunned for a moment, although she didn't study very well, but she didn't see much of it.

This sentence sounds a bit like a tragic love story that the male protagonist said to the female protagonist.

After a moment of silence, she slowly released her hand from the bird's neck and whispered.

"I don't understand."

"Alas!"

Asuka sighed, then stood up and pointed to his waist before speaking.

"Even if you die, I'll eat you to replenish your kidneys, and then we can fight side by side again."

Hearing this, Ichichijimahime's face suddenly darkened.

It's weirdly nice.

The gods fought side by side.

Aren't you still planning to use your concubine to make up for your waist?

Seeing her tremble with anger and her expression becoming more and more distorted, Asuka threw a piece of candy into her mouth, then put on her ninja waistcoat and waved behind her.

"Ichijima Ji, you are a little fairy, you can't leak the fairy energy."

Immortal?

She subconsciously sighed into the palm of her hand, and then smelled the instant noodles in her hand, and her voice became sharp.

"Where is there still immortal energy?

The concubine's mouth is full of seafood instant noodles.

Uchiha Asuka, today you and your concubine can only live one. ”

Peng!

Before he could finish speaking, a puff of white smoke rose from the middle of the house.

Asuka glanced at the white smoke behind him and shook his head.

"I'm busy today, but I'm going to do it tomorrow."

When he came to the meeting venue, he found that there were already a lot of shinobi seated here.

There is a clear distinction between civilian ninjas and family ninjas, and the distinction between family ninjas and family ninjas is even more obvious.

The Uchiha family is particularly special.

Looking at the family shinobi who was sitting in the corner, his face was extremely cold, Asuka couldn't help but sigh in his heart.

What about the excitement when the family meeting was held?

Then, he came to the Uchiha family and asked.

"Everyone, have you eaten them all?"

The group looked up at the birds, the corners of their mouths twitched slightly, and then one of them clasped his hands to his chest and said coldly.

"Today is the Shangnin Conference, not whoever eats more has more say, each of us has the same amount of say."

？？？

Asuka looked at the man with a question mark on his face, puzzled.

"Old man Madou, you touched your conscience and said, are we meeting to speak? What constructive suggestions can we Uchiha give? ”

Uchiha Madou's old face darkened, and he gritted his teeth.

"Who says we can't make constructive suggestions?"

"Heh~"

The corners of the bird's beak twitched.

The clan clan can't discuss anything, what can the Shangnin meeting discuss?

The village held a meeting to discuss unimportant matters, and several of them discussed important matters by themselves.

And

Thinking of the scenes of the previous meetings, Asuka looked at Madou next to him.

This old guy seemed to have proposed a lot of suggestions at the last meeting, but they were all vetoed by Tuan Zang.

I didn't eat for two days when I was angry with the old man.

(End of chapter)