Fanwai (Free Version) --- Tsunade: The Evil Uchiha
PS: Alas, I'm too busy to have time to correct typos and language problems, so forgive me. [Hey, it's not me getting married, I'm busy]
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Second ninja war.
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Konoha is still very quiet today.
Although the bustling streets are a little bleak compared to before the war, they are still a little more bustling than the rest of the city.
"Meatballs, alas, delicious meatballs."
"The balls under the next door are five taels cheaper than next door, the same processing method, the same purchase channel, it is cheap..."
"Believe it or not, Lao Tzu opened your stall."
"Come on!"
Hearing the unpretentious business battle staged next to him, Xiao Douding squeezed to the front of the crowd, and then looked up at the two bosses who threw balls at each other, and couldn't help but smash his mouth.
"No matter how many times I watched it, I always felt that the group of people in Konoha were really simple, and there were no twists and turns in a business war, and they directly set up people's stalls..."
After Xiao Douding's words were heard by the people around him who ate melons, his face instantly couldn't hold back, and these words were said by people from other villages, although this business war was indeed unpretentious, but this can't be said.
Then, they looked down at the child with his arms folded over his chest.
With short black hair and shiny hair, and delicate facial features, it is easy to see that this future must be a handsome guy, but the gossip eyes of the other party are just like those of them adults...
"Shhh
At this time, the person next to him suddenly glanced at the gray clothes on Xiao Douding's body, and gasped the breath of the nearby balls, although the clan clothes didn't look very new, but the fan-style mark on the other party's back seemed to be brand new.
The gossip little ghost of the Uchiha family...
Syllable!
At this time, a string of balls flew from the air and landed firmly in Xiaodouding's hand, he grabbed the balls and took a bite, then his eyes narrowed slightly, and he took out a few coins from his arms and stuffed them to the person next to him.
"Uncle, after those two people finish typing, help me settle the account."
Saying that, Xiao Douding seemed to be afraid that the money would be embezzled, and he showed the family emblem behind him, with an innocent face.
"My name is Asuka Uchiha, uncle, and I remember you as you are."
As soon as the words fell, he disappeared into the crowd of onlookers with the balls.
Looking back at the crowd of onlookers, Asuka was eating meatballs while admiring the scenery of Konoha that had been four years old since he had traveled to Konoha for four years, in other words.
When he remembers, he knows that he may not have a chance with the protagonist in his life.
First of all, he has no brothers.
Secondly, he wore it too early.
At last...
Looking at the pot-bellied pregnant woman who came towards her, Asuka greeted her very politely.
"Sister Hina, good morning."
Hina looked at the delicate imp in front of her and smiled.
"Little bird, eat less meatballs, your teeth will be sweet."
"I don't get tired of eating!" Asuka walked up to Hina and touched Hina with the advantage of age, and said seriously, "Mrs. Hina, the child in your belly is very healthy, and it is a boy, a very handsome boy. ”
"Little Asuka!"
Hina leaned down and kneaded Asuka's cheeks with both hands, and sighed.
"If he can be half as handsome as you, the concubine will be content."
Asuka rubbed his chin with one hand, he thought about what Kakashi would look like in the future, then looked at Kakashi's fucking appearance and nodded.
"There should be half as handsome as I am."
"Hey~"
Hina continued to rub Asuka's little face and chuckled.
"Asuka-chan, haven't you always wanted to learn medical ninjutsu?
Today, my sister heard from Shuo Shigeru that Tsunade-sama made a proposal at the upper ninja meeting to include medical ninjas in the mission team, and proposed to establish a training mechanism for medical ninjas. ”
Hearing this, Asuka's eyes gradually brightened, according to the practice of those seniors of the traverser, as long as he chose to support Tsunade's proposal at the Shangnin meeting, he would be almost 100% able to gain Tsunade's favor and return with a beauty.
Forget about hugging the beauty, that guy is in poor shape now, he just wants to gain Tsunade's favor and learn a few of her self-created medical ninjutsu.
"Thank you, sister, I'm going to block Tsunade-sama."
After saying that, Asuka finished the balls in his hand in one go, then turned his head and ran towards the Konoha Medical Department.
Tsunade, I'll do it too!!
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When he arrived at the medical department, Asuka couldn't help but sigh when he looked at the two-story department.
Now the development of Konoha medical treatment is really poor, the medical department has a total of two floors, and it is not as atmospheric as the Nara family medicinal herb department.
Then.
Just as he was wondering where to find Tsunade, Asuka saw a bald ninja at the door suddenly come out to see the patient, and he hurriedly trotted over to him and praised him.
"Your wisdom-shining head, the future Minister of Healthcare, shone in my eyes across the street and stung it deeply.
I have a hunch that the main reason why I can open my eyes in the future must be stabbed by your head shining with wisdom. ”
Syllable!
The bald man's big hand slapped his forehead violently, and he looked down at Xiao Douding standing at the foot of the steps through the gap left by his fingers, and kept muttering in his heart.
"Tong Yan Wu Ji, Tong Yan Wu Ji, who let Lao Tzu see him as an Uchiha when he first appeared, and he has to be cheap and say that he likes to hear other people's praise."
After taking a few deep breaths, he looked down at Asuka and asked.
"Little Asuka, what are you doing in the medical department again?"
Asuka looked at the hypocritical bald scoop, took a step back, and said with his head up.
"I'm looking for Tsunade-sama."
"She..."
Thinking of the granddaughter of the first Hokage who was not very good-tempered, he looked at the Uchiha clan emblem behind Asuka again, and subconsciously shook his head.
"I can help you convey something, she has not been in a good temper in the past two days, you are an Uchiha child, don't touch your head."
"A woman has a few days a month, and it seems that she is no exception."
"That's right, it's really a troublesome woman, and the thought that she is likely to become my minister in the future makes my heart ache unusually well."
"Don't worry, the minister's position is there, what she can't snatch away is yours and yours."
"I love to hear that."
The people around them saw this big and small discussion about Tsunade, and after they glanced at the two of them with strange faces, they hurriedly retreated a few steps back, away from these two unlucky things.
I know that Tsunade-sama is in a bad mood, but I really think I've lived a long time.
Seeing that not far from the two of them, a squinting woman with a yellow ponytail suddenly appeared, and everyone took a step back again.
Bad luck!
"You..."
Hearing an unusually cold female voice in his ears, the bodies of Asuka and the bald head trembled at the same time, and then slowly turned their heads to look at the position on the right.
"Are you talking about me?"
The girl who appeared in front of them was very beautiful, wearing a white coat and black silk armor inside, although she squinted her eyes, her delicate facial features could still make people recognize her at a glance in the crowd.
Although the figure is slightly smaller in the back, it shows its rudimentary form at this time.
Class... Tsunade??
Asuka took a breath with some toothache, and then looked up at Tsunade's clenched fist and swallowed his saliva, and directly blocked in front of the bald man, and said in a fast tone.
"Tsunade-sama, I'm sorry, but I'm at fault for everything."
???
Seeing this very righteous Uchiha imp standing in front of him, the bald man sniffed and scolded himself angrily in his heart.
If you are so unresponsible, how can you become a minister?
Suppressing the fear in his heart, he kicked Asuka to the side, gritted his teeth and faced Tsunade, and said with a stalk around his neck.
"What does he know about this little ghost, that is a true portrayal of Lao Tzu's heart, Lao Tzu is going to be a minister..."
Bang!
I saw a small, white fist wrapped in the air, and landed directly on the bald man's chest like an iron pestle.
In an instant, the bald man felt a sharp pain in his chest, and the whole person was as stiff as a prawn, his eyes were about to pop out of his sockets, and the whole person flew out directly backwards.
Looking at the bald man who was spitting breakfast while flying upside down, after the bird rolled twice on the ground, he glanced around and tiptoed in the other direction.
Tsunade, this girl has a good temper.
Syllable!
His shoulders sank suddenly.
Asuka rolled her eyes slightly, looked at the slender jade hand on her right shoulder, smelled the citrus smell emanating from her hand, and couldn't help but swallow softly.
Now the pressure on his body was like a mountain, his limbs had become extremely heavy, and a lot of sweat had broken out on his forehead.
Is this the sense of oppression of the shinobi?
After waiting for a few seconds, seeing that Tsunade didn't mean to speak, he smelled the increasingly strong citrus smell in the air, and muttered in his heart that the other party had eaten a lot of grapefruit, gritted his teeth and turned to look at the walking "big grapefruit" behind him, and said in an unusually sincere tone.
"Tsunade-sama, I'm sorry!"
"Kid, look me in the eye."
Hearing this, Asuka subconsciously looked up into Tsunade's eyes...
Didn't see it.
After silently taking a step back, he looked up into Tsunade's eyes again, and this time without hindrance, Asuka clearly saw that Tsunade was carrying a face, and his whole body exuded the smell of wanting to hit someone.
Grunt~
Tsunade slowly leaned down, looked at the Uchiha imp who was swallowing his saliva, and gently tapped his skull with his fist, smiling like a smile.
"The little ghost of the Uchiha family, did you make a special trip to the medical department just to talk about me behind my back? How dare you. ”
The atmosphere in the air gradually became a little solidified.
Sensing that she seemed to be angry with herself, Asuka quickly took a step back to avoid the claws, and then without waiting for Tsunade to continue to stretch out his hand, he stared at Tsunade with wide eyes, and said in a milky voice.
"Tsunade-sama, I've come here to find you."
"Is it because you didn't find me, and then you were a little bored and talked about me behind that bald scoop?"
Seeing that Tsunade guessed the development of things, he wanted to nod yes, but after the corner of his eye swept the green tendons on her forehead, Asuka quickly shook his head and explained.
"It was the suggestion that Tsunade-sama mentioned at the ninja meeting today that poked me in the heart, and then I ran out of the clan land to find Tsunade-sama."
Hearing this, Tsunade's fist froze directly in mid-air, and she stared at Asuka's eyes for a long time, and then looked at the Uchiha clan emblem behind the other party, with a look of disappointment on her face.
It's really too much to think about, he is Uchiha, how can his own suggestion poke Uchiha's heart.
This hateful little imp actually makes fun of himself.
Before she could speak, Asuka raised her head, looked at Tsunade's somewhat gloomy face, and the corners of her mouth twitched, and then explained.
"Tsunade-sama, in fact, I have been studying medical books since I was two years old, and now the level of medical ninjutsu is no worse than those lower ninjas in the hospital, and it can even be compared to some middle ninjas."
Tsunade raised her eyebrows, and seeing that this kid didn't look like a fake, she put her arms on her chest and asked.
"What did you study?"
Asuka said with his hands on his hips and a proud face.
"Painless neutering, both humans and animals can be sterilized.
According to the evaluation given to me after the family test, I was a hawk who advocated that [as long as everyone has no offspring, then the ninja world will be peaceful], and forcibly divided me into the group of hawks.
Actually, I feel like I'm the pro-village faction, but they don't want me. ”
Sterilization?
Uchiha radicals?
Thinking of the village's policy of encouraging childbirth, and thinking of the idea of this little ghost just now, Tsunade's forehead jumped up two green tendons again, "The little ghost of the Uchiha family, you actually have such evil thoughts. ”
Looking up at Tsunade's dark face, Asuka blinked blankly.
He was right.
As long as the two fathers of Shisui and Itachi are gone, then the Uchiha may be able to live for a few more years, and as long as he lives to the time of the prince, the family will be stable.
The old man in the family who detected himself was sick, not to say that he was too radical, and before he could continue to answer the following questions, they directly divided him into the radical side.
After looking down and pondering for a while, Asuka sniffed and continued.
"Tsunade-sama, I want to learn medical ninjutsu."
"Don't teach."
"Okay."
Seeing that Tsunade rejected himself very decisively, Asuka lowered his head and turned to walk in another direction, feeling a little disappointed and at the same time, he couldn't help but be a little happy.
This beating, no need to suffer.
Tsunade's idea will be supported in a few days, so as not to be regarded as someone with ulterior motives.
Bang!
As Asuka walked forward, he felt as if his head had hit a ball of cotton, looked up at Tsunade's trembling thighs, and wondered.
"Tsunade-sama is still in trouble?"
"Hmm!" She hummed lightly, then looked down into the eyes of the Uchiha Asuka, and asked carefully, "I now suspect that you were sent by the Uchiha clan to approach me, you are an Uchiha, why do you want to learn medical ninjutsu?" ”
???
Asuka looked at Tsunade like an idiot, and then after taking a punch, he covered his head and said aggrievedly.
"What does my study of medical ninjutsu have to do with the identity of the Uchiha.
Does practicing medical ninjutsu prevent me from practicing family writing wheels?
Does practicing medical ninjutsu prevent me from practicing other ninjutsu?
Isn't it normal for a medical ninja to have combat power at the same time?
Conversely, What happened to me, a combat ninja with medical ninjutsu?
You can't subvert your perception just because I'm an Uchiha, right? ”
After hearing this, Tsunade suddenly choked, what this little ghost said made sense, and the old lady didn't know how to refute it.
Boom!
She knocked on the bird's skull again, crossed her hands on her hips, and said confidently.
"It's not strange for others to practice medical ninjutsu, but it's even more strange for you to practice this thing as an Uchiha, and it's even more strange that you're practicing sterilization.
Tell us what you're trying to do, or you'll come home for dinner tonight, and you won't have to do your share at home. ”
"But... Can... But I'm Uchiha...
I just want to learn medical ninjutsu, what purpose can this be. ”
Seeing Asuka raise his head and look at him with big watery eyes, Tsunade pondered for a moment, and the corners of his mouth suddenly twitched.
She almost forgot that it was the unusually mentally correct Uchiha.
It's no surprise that they do anything.
And with their brains, as well as their confidence in the honey of the writing wheel, they must be too good at letting the juniors in the family learn this kind of ninjutsu, and it is impossible to send it to their side.
Thinking of this, Tsunade tested the little ghost a little, and then a look of surprise flashed in his eyes.
It seems that he is right, the theoretical knowledge has indeed surpassed many people, and he can also condense a trace of [Palm Immortal Technique] Chakra, this little ghost does have the potential to become a medical ninja.
The Uchiha family produced a medical ninja taught by the Senju family...
A strange look slowly appeared in Tsunade's eyes, and she looked down at Asuka and asked curiously.
"Since you just said that my speech at the last ninja meeting yesterday poked your heart, tell me..."
Here's the chance??
Seeing Tsunade looking at him curiously, Asuka coughed lightly and said in a deliberately rough voice.
"When a man is killed, he dies!
When a person is cut, he is injured!
The meaning of the existence of the medical ninja in the squad depends on whether his teammates need [treatment], whether there is [time and space for treatment], and the medical ninja who goes to the front line is like an insurance, I hope I can't use it, but once I need it, I will be very confused if I don't..."
As time passed, Tsunade slowly straightened up and his expression became solemn.
Although this little ghost is a set of things, many of them are things that cannot be realized, and his own knowledge is a little too superficial, not like others specially trained to deceive themselves.
At the very least, it's impossible to train such an idiot to deceive himself...
At this time, Asuka took out a cat-shaped wallet from his pocket and handed it to Tsunade, and said with his eyes closed.
"This is the pocket money I have saved in the past few years, and I ask Tsunade to use it to train medical ninjas."
Looking at the painful look on the other party's face, Tsunade glanced at the bits and pieces of coins in his wallet, and shook his head in his heart.
"It doesn't matter if he's real or not, an Uchiha imp can support himself..."
Thinking of the high-level officials in the village who openly supported him, but were unwilling to do anything fake, Tsunade reached out and took the wallet handed by Asuka and waved at him.
"This money is too little, it's not enough to train a medical ninja, wait until I go to the casino and multiply it for you."
???
Looking at his empty hands, Asuka looked at Tsunade's departing back and blinked blankly.
You really want it.
I'm just being polite.
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Afternoon.
Casino entrance.
Standing at the door of the casino empty-handed, she looked back at the gamblers who had lost the red eyes inside, thinking of herself who had lost the red eyes just now, her face turned dark, and she walked towards the Uchiha clan.
"Since I lost that little ghost's money, I have to make up for it... What to compensate for? Why don't you compensate him for going to the medical department, and the guys in the police department with their nostrils facing the sky. ”
Thinking of this, a smile suddenly appeared on Tsunade's face.
Pull the Uchiha to the medical department... It's really touching to think about.
When she came to the Uchiha clan's land, she casually asked someone and found out where Asuka lived.
"Ancestors are wide?"
Looking at the house in the distance, which was several times larger than normal, Tsunade raised his eyebrows, then reached out and knocked on the door, and heard the voice of a middle-aged man on the opposite street.
"Asuka shouldn't be at home at this point in time."
Turning to look at the middle-aged man who was speaking, a flash of lightning flashed through Tsunade's mind, and he immediately recognized who the other person was.
The younger brother of Ryoha Uchiha, Ryoichi Uchiha.
The second grandfather specifically mentioned each other.
"When will he be back?"
Hearing this, Liang Yi glanced at the sun in the sky, although he didn't know what Tsunade was doing with Asuka suddenly, but since the other party didn't have any murderous energy, he shouldn't be looking for trouble.
Then he pointed to the center of the clan and spoke.
"He's gone there to train, he'll be back in about an hour or two, and the key to his house is under the flower pot next to him, you can go to the house and wait for him, or you can come and sit with me."
"Thank you!"
Seeing Tsunade say thank you, he stood straight at the door, as if he was waiting for Asuka to come back, Ryoichi shook his head when he saw this, and then came to the yard of Asuka's house, opened the flower pot and took out the key and inserted it into the keyhole, and spoke.
"He doesn't have anything of value at home, so he doesn't have to stand outside the door and wait."
Click!
After speaking, I heard a sound of a machine, and the door opened instantly.
Pointing to the sofa inside, Ryoichi spoke.
"You go in and sit down, and I'll have him called back."
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Looking at Ryoichi's departing back, a puzzle flashed in Tsunade's eyes and muttered.
"The two look like they know each other."
As she spoke, she sat straight on the couch and fiddled with her fingers in boredom.
Looking at the photo hanging on the wall, Tsunade's eyes froze.
Because she saw the person in the middle of the photo, and she also had the picture of that person at home.
Madara Uchiha...
Is this family related to Madara Uchiha?
Thinking of the unusually familiar movements of Ryoichi and the other party just now, Tsunade's eyes became more and more strange.
Madara Uchiha's junior, want to learn medical ninjutsu?
Crash! Crash!
At that moment, a breeze passed through the room, blowing the white paper on the table onto the floor.
Seeing this, Tsunade walked over and picked up the white papers that had been spilled on the ground one by one.
Looking at the things drawn on it, I couldn't help but shake my head and chuckle.
"The scenery is good!"
Crash!
The next moment.
When Tsunade flipped to the second one, the smile on his face instantly froze.
The long light yellow hair of the person in the painting is very similar to hers, the short light yellow eyebrows are also very similar to her, the bright brown eyes are also very similar to her, and the white and tender skin is also very similar to hers, in short, everything is like her...
The only thing that is not like it is that the person in the painting is set off by a bikini, and his body is plump and a little less human.
He glanced down at his chest, then at the portrait (full-length portrait) on the white paper, or at the portrait in a bathing suit.
Tsunade's right fist clenched tightly.
It doesn't matter if she didn't paint it, that evil Uchiha actually drew himself in.
The sun, the sand, the bikini, the imps...
Seeing that the person in the painting was actually half-kneeling on the ground, applying sunscreen to the Uchiha imp, several blue tendons appeared on Tsunade's forehead, and his face was a little black and red.
"I won't pick up a few layers of your skin today... My mother and your surname are Uchiha..."
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