Chapter 240: A Widow of Appropriate Age
"Face-huh?"
After staring at the blood stains on Asuka's face for a long time, after comparing the size of the marks, Ichikishima Hime threw the shovel in his hand into the sink, then held the handle of the pot with both hands and poured the food in the pot into the basin.
Crash!
The steaming instant noodles instantly filled the basin with a large face, and when she looked at the instant noodles in the basin, she directly grabbed the chives on the cutting board and threw them in.
Seeing the soup and water splashed on the marble, and the chives that were cut indiscriminately in the basin, Asuka jumped his eyelids, and then he pulled into a nearby wound, and his painful eyelids jumped a few more times.
"Hiss~"
Listening to the sound of gasping cold air in his ears, Ichikishima Hime put the instant noodle basin in his hand in front of him, picked a bowl from it for himself, and pushed the rest to Asuka.
"It's boiled instant noodles again." Asuka looked down at the instant noodles in the basin, and after his eyes lingered on the chives for a while, he picked up his chopsticks and reluctantly picked a bite from them.
"It's good to eat some."
Picking a mouthful of noodles into his mouth, Ichichijima Ji chewed it lightly, and nodded with satisfaction, "The soaked instant noodles taste too strong, and the concubine's mouth is full of chicken stewed mushroom flavor, which is very shameless." It's much better when it's cooked, except for salt, the concubine doesn't put anything on her body, and she doesn't taste at all. ”
It's really not tasteful at all.
Asuka sucked the noodles expressionlessly, his wound was a little burning from the scorching steam, and his facial muscles subconsciously twitched a few times.
At this time, I saw Ichichijima Ji secretly raise his head and glance at it, his eyes swept over the orange cat who was squatting aside and eating elegantly, and then looked at the dozen or so scars on Asuka's face, and gloated.
"Didn't you fight that cat in a fight?"
Hearing this, the orange cat raised its head and looked at the blood marks on the bird's face, and then its consciousness sank into its mind, and it came to a place with excellent scenery.
Blue sky, clear water, green grass, and mild sunshine are no different from the outside world.
After walking around the inside briskly, it saw a red-haired woman lying on the grass without an image, swearing and not knowing what to say.
"Yo, Kushina!"
As the soft and cute voice came into his ears, Jiu Sinai didn't need to listen to it to know who it was.
She deliberately twisted her head to the other side, looking at the unchanged scenery in front of her, and her mood suddenly became a little irritable, and then she closed her eyes and covered her ears with her hands.
Syllable!
patted Kushina's arm with his paws, and the orange cat seemed to be unable to walk, and after taking two deep breaths, he also collapsed to the side and spoke.
"Isn't it just a kiss, people kiss Ben Meow, what does it have to do with you? Look you scratch the birds. ”
Hearing this, Jiu Sinai's face sank, she sat up from the grass suddenly, stared coldly at the orange cat for a while, and then followed the orange cat's eyes to look at the birds eating outside.
All of a sudden, the air became a little frozen.
The already windless environment suddenly rolled up a whirlwind for some reason.
The next moment, it heard Kushina's cold voice in its ears.
"Knowing that it was the concubine's body that entered your body yesterday, he actually kept blowing and blowing into the concubine's nose."
"Wait~"
The orange cat came to a sit-up, it looked at the murderous Jiu Sinai, and couldn't help but roll its eyes and said, "That's Ben Meow's nose, not yours."
"Heh, is there a difference?"
With a sneer, Jiu Sinai turned to look at the fat cat, a hint of coldness flashed in his eyes, and asked rhetorically. "If a giant takes your head in his mouth, would you be willing, would you be comfortable?"
Hearing this, the orange cat was rarely silent for a moment, and then saw it raise its head, staring at Jiu Sinai like an idiot, and nodded.
"As long as there is no orange flavor, Ben Meow is very willing to learn badly recently, and he can't eat oranges at home, so he actually adds oranges to the canned cat, which is called the new cat food in the country of birds.
If it weren't for Ben Meow's waking up very early in the morning and finding out that he secretly put oranges in the cat food, he would have been tricked by him. ”
At this time.
The air seemed to reveal a hint of awkwardness.
Hearing the chattering voice of an orange cat in her ears, Kushina was rarely silent.
She found that people and cats don't think the same way.
It's also possible that the cat grew up with the bastard, and a dependency was formed between the two.
After staring at the orange cat for a while, she moved back a little and gritted her teeth and said word by word.
"Pervert, you and that bastard are both."
"You can't say that."
The orange cat got up and took two steps, then patted Kushina's thigh, and glanced at the other party with his eyes.
The body is well-proportioned, with a slender waist and slender legs, and the muscles are well distributed.
No matter what style of clothes, she is like a hanger, and she can show off beautiful curves when wearing any outfit.
The most important thing is that the meat is grown in the right place.
"Kushina-sama!"
After circling her twice, the orange cat jumped onto the stone, looked at each other condescendingly, and asked, "Ben Meow remembers that you seem to have a strong will for fire, right?" At first, I seemed to hear Asuka say that you wanted to be the Hokage, but no one voted for you at the time. ”
Click!
The moment the words fell, there was a bone popping sound in the air.
After being opened by this fat cat, the wound that he didn't want to mention, Jiu Xinnai's back molars were crushed, and he replied coldly, "At that time, the concubine already had other plans in her body and mind, but she just had the mentality of trying it out."
Well! Well!
The orange cat nodded, not piercing the window paper.
Who voted for the Nine-Tails as the Hokage, this is even more magical than casting Uchiha as the Hokage.
"Since your will to fire is so strong, you should respond to the Hokage's call, right?"
"What the hell do you want to do?"
Hearing this, it looked up at Jiu Sinai, glanced at the other party's cold face, and then slapped its two cat's paws gently, and suddenly a few black lines appeared in the air.
Soon, those black lines outlined a paper document and landed in Kushina's hand.
Well?
The moment she saw the paper document in her hand, Jiu Sinai was stunned for a moment, and when she opened it, she swept her eyes twice, her face changed suddenly, and she directly threw the paper document in her hand towards the orange cat.
During the flight, the document slowly dissipated into starlight in the air.
Then.
I saw the orange cat raise her head, look at the red-haired woman with her chest rising and falling violently, and sighed.
"Alas, isn't it just after the Third World War, the population of the village has dropped a little bit, and Lord Pillar has recently encouraged widows to marry and have children.
As long as Konoha doesn't want to have another war with Sand Hidden Village, Asuka can't marry the traitor of Sand Hidden Village, plus his peers are all dead, and now it's very difficult to find him a suitable age partner.
Counting up, the only one who has never been married is Tsunade, and the two of them want to get married, unless something happens.
There are quite a few people who are not married, but the lower limit of each bloodline is too low, and after combining with the Uchiha, it will not help the next generation at all.
There's a whirlpool widow next door, but Ben Meow doesn't know her well, how can such a good thing be cheap for outsiders"
I saw that the other party actually said such shameless things in a tone that was good for you.
Jiu Sinai slowly stood up, stared at the fat cat expressionlessly, and asked after a cold glint in his eyes.
"Is that what you mean, or is that what Uchiha Asuka meant?"
"This one"
The orange cat ignored the other party's angry eyes and looked at Kushina calmly.
After its gaze lingered on her unmisaligned figure for a moment, it spoke slowly in a soft and cute voice.
"This is actually what my grandfather meant, he told me back then, don't let the bird be broken, it's best to let me investigate the woman before he gets married.
You must check it personally, find someone who can give birth to a son, and never be careless. ”
Speaking of this, the orange cat suddenly paused, and couldn't help but complain a little about his grandfather.
Grandpa is really, how can it see who can have a son?
Those who have already given birth can see a thing or two.
For example, Kushina gave birth to a son, and Chana Uzumaki gave birth to a daughter.
After a moment of silence, it looked up at Kushina Uzumaki and continued.
"You know, Asuka is a shadow-level powerhouse, backed by the No. 1 wealthy family in Konoha, the No. 3 Uchiha person is his platform, and the family business is so big, if other matchmakers dare to introduce him to a widow as the first marriage partner, then the matchmaker will not be alive?
This is what this meow can say, but if he changes a matchmaker, he will be killed by a bird. ”
Well!
After listening, Uzumaki Jiu Sinai nodded without expression, I want to find a daughter-in-law who can give birth to a son, this reason is in the past, but your standard for finding a daughter-in-law is actually to see if she has given birth to a son before?
What kind of bastard logic is this?
"Fat cat!"
Jiu Sinai shouted angrily, and the red figure instantly appeared on the top of the orange cat's head, and the white tender arm wrapped around the chakra and smashed it directly.
As the controller of the space, at the moment of her outburst, Fei Fei was ready to withdraw from the consciousness space.
Rumble!
At the moment when it was about to exit the space of consciousness, it looked down and saw that the stone it had just stayed in had turned into powder, and it couldn't help but smack its mouth and muttered in a low voice.
"He's too hot-tempered to be the right person.
Tsunade's figure, Mikoto's cooking skills, Sunset's red eyes, Yunyin's bronzed skin, Kushina's red hair, and Yuyan's resolute face
It's really hard to find a creature like a wife.
A wife who can give birth to a son is even more difficult to find. ”
When it returned to the outside world, it saw that the instant noodles on the table had been eaten, Asuka was leaning back in his chair and picking his teeth, and Ichikishima was brushing his teeth violently in front of the mirror.
After scanning the room, the orange cat picked up the knife and fork next to it, and just wanted to continue cooking, then it suddenly raised its head to look at the sofa, and a trace of doubt flashed in its big watery eyes.
I saw a black-haired man sitting on the sofa, he had an unremarkable appearance, an unremarkable figure, an unremarkable mid-ninja strength, and a mediocre sense of existence.
After noticing that the orange cat was staring at him for a long time, the black-haired man raised his head and greeted it with a smile that he thought was handsome.
"Hello, my name is Ah Fei."
(End of chapter)