Chapter 249: Where Dogs Don't Go
The sun rises much later in late autumn than in summer, and just as the birds step into the dilapidated house, the sun slowly peeks out from the east, and the soft sunlight shines on the roof, turning the house that looks very old and golden yellow.
The painted walls, the old wooden doors, and the decaying door frame creaked the moment the wooden door was pushed open.
Sunlight streams through the windows and illuminates this well-lit room.
It is hard for outsiders to imagine that this extremely dilapidated house on the outside is actually the headquarters of the Dark Department.
Dark part, second floor.
In a room with great light.
The sun shines warmly on people, making people feel drowsy.
A fat eagle subconsciously stretched out its wings, rolled its eyes at the iron-faced female human in front of it, and closed its eyes lazily.
From Lao Tzu's grandfather's generation, he worked for this group of people, Lao Tzu ate more, gained weight, and didn't he can't fly, as for talking about Lao Tzu's fat at every turn?
Bang!
With a loud noise, the bird and the eagle raised their heads at the same time, looking at the woman in front of them with a confused expression, not understanding what this guy was complaining about.
Ape Fei Nana Hua glared angrily at the distracted person and eagle, and the chest of Qi rose and fell violently, and the moment the waves fell on the table, the teacups placed on it were shaken away.
"This matter is very important, listen carefully to the concubine, bastard!"
Ha~
The eagle yawned silently, glanced at the guy next to him, and closed his eyes again.
Although it does not speak human language, it has no problem understanding human language.
Isn't it just to let yourself and the person next to you go to the country of bears?
While we are carrying out the mission, we will help you find a "folk remedies" that can give birth to children, it is said that there are "folk remedies" everywhere, and there are some fragments of meteorites from the sky, and drinking them can give birth to eight.
???
Sneaking a glance at the human female, Fat Eagle couldn't help but roll his eyes.
Lao Tzu can't let his wife lay eight eggs.
"Asuka!"
At this time, Sarutobi Nanahua's tone suddenly softened, she looked at Asuka standing opposite, and pleaded, "Please, let other medical ninjas go over to concubines, you are my most trusted subordinate, and you are also the best ninja in Konoha medical ninjutsu."
Surely you can discern what "folk remedies" work, right? ”
Hearing this, the corner of the bird's mouth twitched.
Whether it was in his previous life or now, he has always been skeptical about the kind of "folk remedies" that can have children and sons.
He had met a scammer before.
The liar opened the shop in the capital of the Fire Country, with a few big characters written on it, "Give me 30,000 yuan, promise to give birth to a son, and return the money if you don't give birth to a son".
Until now, he still remembers that under the influence of a certain trend of thought in the ninja world, the business of that shop was extremely hot.
And he even planned to give some money at that time to learn something from that folk master.
At that time, he had only crossed over to the ninja world for a few years, and he didn't know much about it, plus he was a medical ninja, so he was very curious about it.
The magic of the ninja world made his young mind believe that it might be real.
Then people go in the morning, and the shops are smashed at night
"Liar!"
Thinking of the home remedies he found when he smashed the store, Asuka smashed his mouth and admonished.
"Captain, this kind of thing is a liar nine times out of ten, and the dark department has not dealt with this kind of thing, we have to believe in science and believe in serious medical ninjutsu."
"Hmm!"
Sarutobi Nana snorted softly.
I also know that this matter is very unreliable, but a few days ago she heard the news of that home remedy and was moved.
"There is a more than 80% chance, and the probability of taking it for more than one cycle is even higher!"
Because of Shinnosuke Sarutobi's recent weird behavior, she's very unsafe, and she needs to prove it urgently.
Then, I saw Nana Hua bend down, take out a piece of information from under the table, point to the big words [Xingyin Village] on the information, and explain softly.
"Star Ninja Village is a ninja village located in the country of bears.
The leader of the village is "Star Shadow", but it is just a self-proclaimed title, and it has not been recognized by the outside world, and there is a meteorite in their village, which fell two hundred years ago, so the village is called "Star Ninja Village".
The ninjas in the village will practice around the meteorite falling from the sky, all because the meteorite is radioactive and reacts to the chakra, and this home remedy is said to be related to the meteorite. ”
???
Asuka was instantly silenced by these words.
As a medical ninja, it was difficult for him to associate radioactivity with home remedies.
Causes gene mutations and chromosomal malformations. It can also damage the central nervous system of the human body and destroy the endocrine system of the human body, which will greatly weaken the body's ability to resist viruses and bacteria
Serious people. Who's approaching this thing?
I actually have to eat radioactive "folk remedies".
Seeing Nana Hana looking at herself with firm eyes, Asuka took a deep breath and secretly gave her a thumbs up, then rubbed the eagle's head twice and spoke.
"Captain, don't worry.
When I find a radioactive "folk remedy", I'll ask it to help you bring it back, but if it doesn't work, I'll steal the meteorite from Star Ninja Village. ”
Hearing this, the fat eagle's eyes instantly widened, and he looked at the human in disbelief.
Although it didn't know what [radioactivity] was, it knew what the meteorite in Star Ninja Village was.
Animals touch that thing and shed their hair!!
Perverse!
Nana Hua appeared next to Asuka in an instant, she grabbed the eagle that was about to fly away with one hand, and her eyes fell on Asuka with a look of relief, and said.
"Please!"
As she spoke, she looked down at the eagle in her hand again, and her expression suddenly became cold, "Eighteenth, please too." ”
Sensing that the killing intent was constantly surrounding him, the fat eagle was shocked, and nodded his head frantically, as if he was an ancestor who had accumulated virtue because of this task that could make animals lose their hair.
Looking at the insincere anthropomorphic expression on its eagle's head, Asuka whispered with a look of disdain in his eyes.
"Convergence point, convergence point eighteenth, your expression betrays you."
After the eagle blinked in confusion, it turned its head to look at the bird that had disappeared into the room, and then at the cold ape Nana.
Grunt~
Swallowing his saliva carefully, the eagle's eyes were wide open and sharp, mixed with a lot of flattering colors at this time.
The next moment, I saw it close its eyes and rub its head against Nanahua's cheek.
"戾~"
As soon as he was on the street, Asuka heard the miserable howl of an eagle coming from the room on the roof.
After glancing up, he clasped his hands behind his head and walked straight out of the village.
"Tsk! Didn't you see that the captain has been grumpy lately! ”
"It's a matter of picking and choosing!"
"The captain too, so can I arrange a teammate or something, it's not a shame to not be able to give birth to a child, and it's not an unsightly thing to find a home remedy for having a child, I've worked in Konoha Hospital for so many years, and I've seen a lot of infertile people."
Muttering for a while, a black figure slammed into the bird.
Swish!
Grabbing the feet of the black figure, looking at the fat eagle with a high-heeled shoe print all over his body and a angry face, Asuka couldn't help but smash his mouth and said.
"It's all said, let you mess with that old lady less."
"戾~"
With a cry of indignation, it glanced back at the dilapidated house, turned its head and flapped its wings twice and flew into the air, and began to act as a guard.
The next moment.
I saw that the bird bit his thumb and made a few marks on his hands, and then summoned the tanuki, orange cat, and green snake who were sleeping lazily.
Before he could explain the task to these guys, he saw a few small black dots suddenly appear on the road in the distance.
As the group walked in, Asuka looked at Kakashi and the puppies that were following him, raised his arms and greeted each other lazily.
"Just came back from a mission, Kakashi!"
Kakashi, who heard someone in front of him calling for himself, slowly raised his eyelids as he looked down at the ground.
Glancing at the orange cat squatting on his head, the tanuki standing on his shoulder, and the dragon cave immortal floating back and forth in the air, Kakashi also raised his hand weakly and greeted.
"yes, Asuka, you're going out on a mission?"
"Hmmm! The captain didn't assign me teammates. Asuka looked back at the dark building and said with some regret.
Thinking of the solo mission he received this time and the problems encountered in the mission, Kakashi nodded and said tiredly, "All the same, you should be careful when you go out alone on a mission."
I almost didn't come back because I used it a few times.
If it weren't for Parker."
Before the words fell, I saw a pug suddenly walk out, it looked up at the combination of human + psychic beasts opposite, and the scene of the previous cooperation with the bird came to mind, and asked.
"Where are you going? Do you want a dog that senses? ”
"The Land of Bears, Star Ninja Village!"
As soon as he finished speaking, Asuka saw the pug cross over him, shaking his head, and said, "Star Ninja Village, dogs don't go, eat instant noodles and eat instant noodles, it's better than losing hair!"
Who made Kakashi not make money, and whose good people donated all the money. Are dogs dead alive? ”
Is there so much of a dog in Star Ninja Village?
Thinking of the group of star ninjas who used meteorites to cultivate, Asuka looked back at the emaciated Parker and pursed his lips.
Syllable!
Sensing a tap on the shoulder, Kakashi looked at the buckets of fried chicken that suddenly appeared in his hands, and before he could say anything, he listened to Asuka speak.
"Don't abuse Parker, they're all thin!"
Hearing this, he shrugged his eyes, looked at Parker, whose little belly was on the ground, and replied.
"Thanks!"
As soon as he took two steps forward, Kakashi blinked his eyes for a long time before he made a sound.
"Kuma no Kuni Star Ninja Village??? That village seems to be choosing "Shadow" lately, right? ”
(End of chapter)