Chapter 267: The painting style of the ninja world is really getting weirder and weirder
In the ninja world, the group of people who received the news the fastest, in addition to the parties involved, were the white absolute army that monitored the ninja world.
"Hurry up! Hurry up! β
Somewhere in a brightly lit cavern, a black indescribable mass with a whip in its hand crackled in the air.
"A bunch of slackers, at your copying speed, how many years do we have to copy before we can earn enough money to save our mother?"
Syllable! Syllable! Syllable!
Three more popping sounds sounded, and then it looked at the whirlpool behind it lying on the chair drinking coconut water, its eyelids couldn't help jumping a few times, and said sadly, "You really enjoy it, hurry up and get to work." β
"Hm~mm~mm~ I'm ugly in writing"
Uzumaki put down the coconut water in his hand, and when he looked up, he saw that in front of Hei Jue was a huge square with a length of 400 meters from north to south and a width of 180 meters from east to west.
At this time, there were nearly 10,000 tables on the square, and there were three or four Bai Jue standing next to each table.
They hold a pen in one hand and press the other hand on the paper, burying their heads in what they are writing on it.
The sound of pen tips tapping tables could be heard throughout the square.
Da! Da! Da!
Hearing this pleasant voice, Uzumaki closed his eyes in comfort.
It could feel that a large sum of money was now coming towards it, and that the bulk of the money was to be reserved for the execution of its plans, and that it only needed a small part of them to carry out its plans.
When the time comes, I will open a big snack shop, and then I will put a blackboard in front of the store, and I will draw on the blackboard.
No matter what I drew at the time, whether or not I added something foul like stinky tofu juice to it, anyway, I only needed to take out a bag of Bird Country limited edition potato chips, slap them on the faces of the children, and say the next word lightly, "Praise!!" β
Even if they have a clear conscience, those children will boast about themselves.
Then he took out a bag of dried seafood in the land of water and continued.
"Follow me!!"
Blockbuster students.
Syllable!
After discovering the saliva flowing from the corner of the guy's mouth, the black slap on the head of the black one, slapping it back from fantasy to reality.
It rubbed the big bag that had just risen on its head, looked up at the hard-working Bai Jue in the distance, and then looked at the black Jue with a fierce face, and the whirlpool expression of thought on his face suggested.
"Actually, I feel that we can consider machine printing, manual copying and machine printing, this is much less efficient, on the surface the difference is efficiency, money, but in fact, this will greatly delay the time for us to implement the plan."
Hearing that this idiot could make such a good suggestion, Black Jedi nodded, then raised his arm and gave it another look.
Syllable!
"Idiot!"
Seeing Uzumaki squatting on the ground with his head crossed, Black Jue hugged his chest with his conjured arms and said, "This business we do is very hated, and it is inevitable that a large number of ninjas will come to investigate this matter at that time."
The movement of machine printing is too large, there are too many clues left, and even buying ink and paper are easy to be tracked.
In case it is exposed, it is a trivial matter not being able to make money, but there is no way to save my mother, it is a big deal. β
Hearing this, Uzumaki looked up, and a fine light gradually appeared in his eyes, and he praised.
"Absolutely, it's worthy of you, it's really thoughtful."
Well!
Accepting the other party's praise, Hei Jue's eyes slowly narrowed, and he continued, "Hand-copied is different, except for some clues that may be exposed when we buy pens and paper, the rest of the time is perfectly hidden. β
"Don't buy it in one place, and no clues will be exposed!"
"Well, that's what I thought."
"Really? No, I didn't expect our minds to be on the same level. β
", who's on the same level as this idiot."
After scolding angrily, Hei Jue reached out and took the first issue of the gossip magazine that was about to be published.
γA must in the ninja worldγ
Hei Jue is very satisfied with the name of this magazine, because it is its own name and has a special meaning.
[When everyone in the ninja world sees this issue, they will applaud it.
At that time, its name will surely resound throughout the ninja world, reaching the moon, so that the mother can hear about her child's achievements in the ninja world. γ
When its name completely resounds in the ninja world, it will be the time to rescue my mother.
Looking at the saliva flowing from the corners of Hei Jue's mouth, the stupid look on his face was a bit like he had fallen into an illusion
"Alas!"
Uzumaki sighed in his heart, rubbed his hands, quietly came behind the black Jedi, raised his hand and shone the back of the other's head.
Syllable!
As this crisp sound sounded, the movements of Bai Jue in the entire square paused, and they all turned their heads to look at the high platform in front of them, and then they saw Hei Jue squatting on the ground with the back of his head in his hands, gasping vigorously.
It thumped its head a few times, then looked up at the whistling whirlpool beside it, and said indignantly.
"Idiot, what are you doing?"
"Huh?"
Uzumaki scratched his head, and said a little weakly, "I saw the drooling at the corner of your mouth just now, I thought you had fallen into illusion."
"Idiot, sooner or later I'll stuff you inside the golem and reinvent it."
Cursing in a low voice, Hei Jue rubbed the back of his head with one hand, put the magazine on the ground with the other, and stared at the headline above the cover, Hei Jue couldn't help but grit his teeth.
"It really hurts, that idiot hits me so hard."
Then, Hei Jue's gaze slowly moved down, looking at the subheading below the big headline.
In order to make this gossip famous in the ninja world, there is an excellent sales, and the above information has been carefully selected by it.
The main hit is a hot one.
[Look at the ninja world, know the ninja gossip]
[The son of the patriarch of the Konoha Ape Fei clan, stealing food in the alley for 16 minutes, and kissing seventeen times in a row]
[The patriarch of the Konoha Uchiha clan, with serious female discrimination]
γ. γ
γSand Hidden Wind Shadow -ββ Artificial Man Projectγ
β.β
After reading the above title, Uzumaki looked at the black figure with a complicated look and smacked his lips.
"Absolutely, you said that one day, will we go out and be beaten?"
"Probably unlikely!"
But when it saw the photo of the son of Ape Fei Sun Slashing holding a woman on the cover, his tone hesitated a little, "Let's act more secretive in the future, you don't always act blindly in Konoha with Bai Jue." β
"Hmm!"
Uzumaki nodded hesitantly, and then it saw the black eyes staring at itself, and suddenly said in confusion, "What do you want me to do?" β
Kuro took a deep breath, then picked up the magazine and pasted it in front of Uzumaki's face, pointing to one of the pages and questioning.
"Why don't I remember that there's such a thing in the information we've gathered?"
Uchiha Fugaku discriminates against women??
Cough~
Uzumaki's face turned red, it scratched the back of its head, and said with a haha, "The magazine only needs to be seven true and three false, if all the information on it is true, the group of people in the ninja world are afraid that their hearts will be beating."
What a terrible intelligence organization, knowing everything secrets, this kind of intelligence organization must have infiltrated the ninja world, and they may unite at that time.
Although I believe in your ability, there are many people in the ninja world who are proficient in tracking."
Listening to the whirlpool constantly talking about the stakes there, the black absolute slowly fell into deep thought.
Truly.
If the information in the magazine was true, it would have sold well, but it was too scary to keep those ninja dogs jumping off the wall and spending a huge amount of money to expose them to the sun.
Thinking of this, it wiped the saliva that had been sprayed on its face, then looked up at Uzumaki and spoke.
"You have a point."
Uzumaki exhaled quietly and continued.
"The rumors that the ninja world dare not create, we want to create, and the rumors that the ninja world dares to create, we must double it!!
Compared to rumor-mongering, the group of people in the ninja world are more afraid of our intelligence-gathering capabilities.
The bigger the rumor we create, the less wary they are of us, the less they will hit us, and the smaller the blow, the less likely we will be discovered, so the bigger the rumor, the less likely we will be discovered. β
After hearing this, Hei Jue looked at the layout of Uchiha Fugaku discriminating against women, shook his head and said, "You don't need to make too big a rumor, after all, the magazine still has to sell money, and this kind of small rumor is very bad."
Syllable!
Before Hei Jue could say the word "wrong", the attention of the two of them was instantly attracted by the letter that fell at their feet.
οΌοΌοΌ
Uzumaki didn't hesitate to pick up the letter, and said as he opened it, "Absolutely, although it is true that letting them use paper to transmit information can indeed practice their writing skills, will there be a risk of exposure?" β
"No!"
Hei Jue shook his head very firmly and said.
"They all memorize the information in their heads, write it down silently underground, and then send it to us, and there is no possibility of exposing any of them."
As the words fell, it didn't wait for the whirlpool to take care of itself.
Seeing that it was stunned in place and looking like an idiot, Hei Jue kicked it twice with his foot, frowned, and said, "What are you doing in a daze?" What intelligence? Show me. β
After reading it again, Uzumaki smashed its mouth and handed over the letter, hesitating.
"There's been a lot of weird things going on in the ninja world lately. The Star Ninja Village of the Bear Country is holding back a lot of work, and they plan to summon some visitors from outside the territory."
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Visitors from outside the territory??
Thinking of his mother from outside the sky, Hei Jue blinked blankly, and then took the letter and looked at it a few times, his pupils shrank and he lost his voice.
"What are these fools going to do??"
(End of chapter)