Chapter 301: Red Beans, she has the qualifications to become more than two hundred catties
Nothing was said all night.
The next day, dawn.
Asuka had just opened the window to let the air circulate when he saw two figures, one large and one small, walking on the other side of the street.
The big figure was dressed in an apron, his face was flat, and his temperament was a little cold.
The small figure was dressed in an Uchiha tribal suit, and his cheeks were slightly bulging, as if he had been beaten.
"Asuka!"
The orange cat jumped to the windowsill at this time, and it followed the bird's gaze and said in surprise.
"Did the Uchiha Itachi get beaten?"
"Looks like it's been pinched!"
Asuka folded his arms around his chest and said with some schadenfreude, "That guy was caught by his mother again after reading some illegal book last night, and I thought about it all night, that book must not have been given by me." ”
???
Offending books?
After pondering in his heart for a while, a sudden look flashed in the orange cat's eyes.
Is that kind of thing again?
"I've heard."
At this time, I saw Asuka come over with a mysterious face, and said in a low voice, "Itachi's choice of time to go home is very perfect, Maikoto went out to buy vegetables, Fuyue has not yet been dismissed, and there is no one at home."
Then, with the thing in his hand, he went into the house. ”
"Oh?"
Hearing this, the orange cat instantly became interested, and it jumped on the bird's shoulder and asked curiously, "Then how was he discovered?" Uchiha Mikoto is so controlling? Search your home every time? ”
"Not really!"
Asuka shook his head, his gaze swept to the people who greeted Mikoto, and sighed.
"Uchiha Itachi was reported by his own people.
Those clansmen who were good for him were extremely worried about the physical and mental health of the young patriarch, and then told Uchiha Mikoto who came back from grocery shopping about him sneaking around and holding a book in his hand.
I guess that kid has a lot of trouble in his mind right now. ”
As he spoke, Asuka picked up the ninja package on the table and pinned it to his waist, and then the whole person disappeared into the room in an instant.
By the time his figure reappeared, the whole person had already reached ten meters away.
Konoha, Medical Department.
As a special department of Konoha, the medical department is always one of the busiest departments in Konoha, especially in this snowy weather, the hall on the first floor of the entire medical department is full of people who have been injured by falls.
Lighter, with a blue nose and swollen face.
Some are heavier, some are fractured.
"Ah~ah~ah~ Nurse, help me, I'm dying."
"Save me first, it hurts."
"Me"
The entire ground floor was filled with the wails of people.
And in the middle of the hall on the first floor, there was a middle-aged man with a fat body, a big shoulder, a round waist, and a hair that had fallen out.
"Hurry up, carry the person who doesn't cry out in pain, and let the rest of them shout and scream, let them shout again."
"Idiot, don't you lift him, don't you see what he screams the loudest? There is no such thing as, so let's go and treat those who are silent first. ”
Thinking of this, the deputy head of the medical department stroked his bald head, and then looked at the villagers of Konoha Village in the hall, and he didn't have a good air.
"Uchiha Asuka bastard, I don't know if this year's temperature has dropped significantly, and the snow has frozen into ice, right?"
"Yo!"
A familiar voice instantly pulled the deputy minister of medical care back from his distraction.
Following the direction from which the voice came, he saw a figure that he didn't want to see, but sometimes he wanted to see very much.
"Old man, the moment I entered the door, a blinding light lit up my eyes instantly.
When I looked up, I saw your brilliant head shining in the light, as if it was the crystallization of wisdom, and the hospital was full of people, but you were the only one who stood out from the crowd. ”
Hearing these words of praise, the deputy minister looked back at the Inuzuka clan who were honestly squatting there, and couldn't help but sigh again in his heart.
"The gap between people is sometimes bigger than that of people and dogs, and the people of the Inuzuka clan are more comfortable than they boast."
However, when he saw the tragic situation in the hall, his face suddenly became serious.
"Asuka!"
The deputy minister jumped directly to Asuka and pointed to the group of people around him who were injured by slippery roads in the snow, "Send away those who are slightly injured and don't want to be hospitalized, it's weird." ”
Asuka shrugged, then came to a child with a dislocated left arm.
After staring at the weeping child for a while, he looked at the anxious woman next to him and said, "Madam, you give your son a mouthful, crying and crying, and he doesn't look manly at all." ”
As soon as he finished speaking, the child stopped crying and looked at the bird in horror, and the anxious look on the woman's face changed.
His son's arm is dislocated, and this guy actually lets himself slap him?
Thinking of this, the woman looked down at her son, and then saw the little boy look at his mother with a frightened face, and cried.
"Mother, my arm. Ah~"
The woman's voice startled the woman, and as soon as she looked up, she saw that the bird had already walked to the side, and then looked at her son, who was crying more fiercely, and was a little speechless for a while.
"Ah~Ah~Ah~"
The screams echoed like a symphony in the hall on the first floor.
When Asuka had finished treating the last of his abrasions, he looked up and was shocked to find that the entire hall was three-quarters less.
"If you come later, this group of people will be swollen by themselves."
Thinking of this, just as he was about to go to the top floor to look for Kushina, he heard a rush of footsteps behind him.
When I looked back, I saw a man with his hair tied up and a long strip of scar on the bridge of his nose running panting, and behind him, a woman with messy hair followed.
Looking at the glutinous rice balls in the woman's hand, Asuka rubbed her throbbing temples, then pulled aside the man who ran to the front and whispered.
"Iruka, you don't want to die under the belly of a two-hundred-pound fat man in the future, do you? The teacher will give you a thorough understanding, the physique of the red bean has been checked, and it can at least soar to this number."
Iruka looked at the teacher's two fingers, then secretly looked back at the red bean, and said with a flush on her face.
"Probably not, she hasn't gained weight until now."
Seeing his unbelieving appearance, the scene of a two-hundred-pound red bean aunt sitting on a dead man appeared in Asuka Bird's mind, and he couldn't help but shudder.
"Iruka!"
After two taps on his shoulder, Asuka said with emotion, "You'll regret it!" ”
Yes?
Iruka was stunned for a moment, and he looked back at the red bean standing on the chair in the hall eating meatballs, and couldn't help but mutter.
Isn't it really getting fat?
"That's right."
As if he had thought of something, Asuka took two steps forward and stepped back, and asked in a low voice, "Why did you suddenly fall in love?" Why are there no signs at all? ”
Rise!
Iruka's cheeks suddenly turned red, he poked his two index fingers at each other a few times, and said a little embarrassed, "It's that some time ago, the Xiyan Medical Department was a little busy and didn't have time to perform the task, and then she temporarily recommended the red beans over."
One time we were on a mission, and the red bean blocked me with a knife."
As Iruka continues to recount his adventures, Asuka conjures up a hormone-filled drama in his mind.
"Huahua, you're really redundant."
After lamenting Hinata's fate, he waved at the two of them, and then went to the top floor of the medical department.
On the top floor of the medical department, there is only one room here.
Looking into the room through the glass on the door, the whole room is very clean and tidy, not like it is inhabited and treated, and the real situation is indeed the case.
Here, just the entrance to a place.
Pushing open the door of the ward, Asuka went straight to the bedside table.
The moment the bedside table was rotated clockwise, there was a mechanical sound.
A man-high entrance suddenly appeared on the white walls.
Looking at the dark entrance, Asuka walked in without thinking.
The dark passage was not spacious, allowing only two people to pass side by side, and at the end of the passage was a stone door, and after pushing open this door, the scene in front of him made Asuka breathe a soft breath.
In front of you, there is a platform the size of a basketball court.
The platform was filled with various instruments, many of which were ticking and in the middle of the platform was a hospital bed with a red-haired woman lying on it.
After greeting the people here, Asuka went straight to the hospital bed.
After checking Jiu Sinai's condition, he directly bit his finger and called the fat fat who stayed at home and slept lazily.
"Huh?"
When the smoke cleared, the orange cat looked left and right, and then found the woman lying on the hospital bed.
Bloodless cheeks, reddish-white hair, and the constant sound of dripping in the air
"How's she doing now?"
"It's okay!"
Walking around Kushina twice, Asuka pulled a red and white hair and looked at it for a while, and sighed, "I don't know when I'll wake up." ”
The orange cat certainly knew what the underlying meaning of those words were.
When can you use the forbidden technique to be reincarnated, and when will this person be able to wake up in the hospital bed.
"Kushina!"
Jiu Sinai, who was staying in the space of consciousness, suddenly heard someone calling her name above her head.
She looked at her corpse through the eyes of the orange cat, and after a moment of silence, she spoke, "The concubine body doesn't have any induction, it seems that she can't get out in a short time."
Let's go see Naruto. ”
Naruto??
After listening to Kushina's request, Asuka's cheeks twitched slightly.
To tell the truth, some time ago, Konoha suddenly adopted a large number of orphans, including many orphans with blonde hair, and then some of those orphans were adopted, some boarded in the land of the Thousand Hands Clan, some boarded in the Shimura clan, and some boarded in the orphanage.
According to his estimate, Naruto should have been out of the hospital for three months, and now it is most likely in the Senju clan, or Sarufei and Shimura.
"It's a bit of a hassle!"
As he spoke, the figure of the bird disappeared into the secret room.
(End of chapter)