In the afternoon of the same day.

Fat, who had already returned from shopping, was squatting on Asuka's shoulder, talking about the gossip she had overheard from Mai Trin.

"Ben Meow told you!"

I saw the orange cat scratch his neck with his hind legs, and said mysteriously, "That book is not the banned magazine we imagined at all, it is a fairly serious, but not so serious book." ”

Well?

Asuka suddenly became interested, and the gossip in his eyes couldn't be hidden.

Are serious books mixed with immodest content?

Itachi is really bad at learning now, and he actually likes to read that kind of book.

"Not what you think."

Looking at the gossip on Asuka's face, the orange cat shook its head and explained. The name of the book was "How to Solve Conflicts between Husband and Wife", and when Meiqin saw the title of the book, she was still very pleased to look at her child, so she almost praised the word "sensible".

By the time she opens the first page, do you know what is written on it? ”

Speaking of which, the orange cat didn't sell it, it looked at the surrounding villagers, then covered the corners of its mouth with its cat's paws, and said in a low voice, "If the contradiction cannot be resolved, then solve the two sides that raised the problem, which is also a quick way to solve the contradiction."

As long as one of the parties no longer raises contradictions, there will naturally be no contradictions..."

Hearing this, Asuka suddenly fell silent.

To put it bluntly, isn't this just getting a divorce? No wonder Uchiha Mikoto was so angry that night, and threw bricks at herself, if it weren't for Itachi not framing herself that night...

Uchiha Mikoto is afraid that she is not going to fight him.

"Didn't you really write this book?"

The orange cat looked at him suspiciously, and muttered in a low voice, "I always feel that this book is somewhat similar to your writing style, and the above views coincide with yours. ”

The more the bird listened, the darker it became, and the darker it became.

The conscience of heaven and earth, this book really didn't come up with him.

Although he hadn't tried to induce a ferret before, the result of the inducement was a little unexpected.

In the afternoon, he just instilled some knowledge in the other party, and warned Itachi that this matter can only be known by God, you know and I know, and you can't tell your parents, but she was blocked at home by Uchiha Mikoto that night, warning herself not to instill some strange knowledge in her son.

Since then, he has only thrown a manga at Itachi's feet, which can only be read by adults, and has never interfered in anything else.

"Stop!"

A sharp sound in the distance directly attracted the eyes of the two birds.

At this time.

I saw that not far ahead, a clansman dressed in an Uchiha clan uniform was tugging at the collar of an obese man, and the red light in his eyes flashed, obviously having opened the writing wheel eye.

Grunt!

The obese middle-aged man swallowed his saliva and said in a trembling voice, "What did the ninja-sama call to live in?" ”

Hearing this, he saw that this Uchiha suddenly turned his head to look at the crowd, and soon he called a few people out of the crowd.

I saw that these people either covered their buttocks with their hands, or covered their buttocks with cardboard, not that they were not wearing clothes, but that the "toad oil" seemed to be out of control, flowing out and wetting the cardboard...

Seeing them covering their buttocks, looking sad and embarrassed, the Uchiha forced to hold back the smile in his heart, and after thinking about the painful things in the past, the expression on his face turned cold again.

He looked at the trembling merchant and said with a cold expression.

"How can your toad oil smell like fish oil after eating?"

"Sea toads, there is less fishy smell on their bodies."

Sea toad?

This Uchiha was stunned, and he thought about it for a long time, but he didn't understand what kind of toad this sea toad was.

"You're bluffing me?"

Looking at the momentum of this Konoha enforcer, the panic on the merchant's face suddenly disappeared a little, and he looked up at the villagers watching around, and began to popularize science in a loud voice.

"There are toads in the sea.

Among the contracted psychic beasts of the Lord of Jiraiya, there are sea toads, and the toad oil on their bodies can not only strengthen the body, but also increase your chance of encountering toads..."

Listening to this guy's words, the more outrageous it became, the orange cat looked at the Uchiha clan who didn't do anything, and didn't do it, then turned his head to look at Asuka and asked in a low voice.

"Is there really a species of sea toad among the toads of Jiraiya?"

"Uh~"

Asuka was stunned for a moment, thinking of the psychic beasts in Jiraiya, and he hesitated for a while.

There are so many toads in him, there should be sea toads, right?

Thinking of this, he stepped into the middle of the field.

After glancing at the merchant from the outer village, his gaze fell on this pale-faced clansman and said directly. "As a merchant who sells toad oil, he must have a toad as a psychic beast.

You ask him to summon it, and let's see how the toad oil comes out on the spot..."

Hearing this, the fat businessman's face froze.

He just wanted to refute Asuka for what he knew, and then he saw that the other party's dark eyes had turned into scarlet, and the three magatama in his eyes kept turning back and forth in his eyes.

"The Uchiha clan is shinobi??"

The merchant's body trembled, and he pulled an ugly smile on his face and said, "My toad has recently shoveled out too much toad oil and fallen into a deep sleep, and I am afraid that it will not be able to respond to my call for the next period of time." ”

Shh

The onlookers heard each other's mouths say this far-fetched excuse, and after they collectively sighed, they dispersed directly on the spot.

Just a moment.

There were only three people and one cat left.

The merchant looked at Asuka and then at the Uchiha in front of him, and said in a hesitant tone, "What do you want to do?" Do you want to beat someone in the street? Don't go through the fine process? ”

Click! Click! Click!

There was a sound of moving bones, and the Uchiha, who had caught the merchant first, took two steps forward with a malicious face on his face, and said softly, "Your wallet was stolen just now, and you shouldn't be able to pay the fine..."

Hearing this, the merchant was shocked, he quickly looked down at his waist, and before he could say anything, the merchant felt his shoulders suddenly sink.

"Hey, I still have money!"

Looking at the merchants who were dragged into the alley, Asuka shook his head on the spot, and said with a sigh on his face, "Konoha's business environment is very unfriendly to liars, if you go to Shayin Village to sell toad oil, those guys may not really believe it...

But Konoha ..."

Listening to the screams coming from the alley, Asuka shook his head again and walked into the distance with his hands in his pockets.

I didn't know what kind of disease I had at the time, so I sold toad oil for a while.

But the toad oil he sells is the same as oil, just a little bit, where is this kind of physical fitness?

Only a fool who has just joined Konoha would believe in such a thing as "toad oil".

...

"Ah~Ah~Ah~"

Listening to the screams coming from the alley in front of him, Uchiha Itachi, who was walking with his head down, suddenly stopped.

Following the voice, he looked up.

I saw a clansman dressed in family clothes sitting on top of a fat man, punching and kicking at the fat man.

Seeing the police department logo behind the Uchiha clan, Itachi's face sank, and he couldn't help but feel a little disappointed in his family.

He remembers very well that the regulations of the Ministry of Police stipulate that no member of the Family Police is allowed to use violence or beat a businessman, regardless of whether the businessman is at fault or not.

But during this time, he saw the contempt of many clansmen for outsiders and their dislike for merchants when enforcing the law.

Hands-on... I won't move my mouth..."

Alas!

Itachi sighed again, then turned and walked down the alley.

...

PS: Spread one for free.

In the fever of weak yang, it is uncomfortable, and it can't be coded at all.