"Kai, whose youth isn't crazy!"

Hearing this passionate voice, the whirlpool who was kneading the dumplings was stunned for a moment.

Then, it looked up.

I saw Uchiha Asuka holding a guy in a green leotard in his left hand and a guy wearing a mask in his right hand, and continued, "Kakashi, whose youth is not confused! ”

Two sentences about youth instantly shocked the adolescent people around them.

Sunset Red stared at Asuka sluggishly, and it wasn't until the balls fell out of her mouth that she suddenly came back to her senses.

This bastard. Is that what you can say?

"Kai, do you want to go crazy?"

Finding that Asuka's gaze fell on him, Kai slowly clenched his fists, his eyes burned with flames, and his voice said excitedly, "I, I. How are we going crazy? ”

Hearing Kai's energetic voice, he licked his dry lips and said with a solemn face.

"Flash marriage!"

As the word "flash marriage" came out of the bird's mouth, Kai's excited momentum came to an abrupt end.

Flash marriage?

Is this flash marriage married at a speed like lightning?

With doubts in his heart, he slowly turned his stiff body and looked at Asuka standing beside him.

Then.

Asuka also happened to look over.

The moment their eyes met in the air, several lightning bolts collided.

"Kai"

Seeing his look of disbelief, Asuka smiled and patted him on the shoulder and said, "You are not young anymore, you are already 14 years old this year, and it is time to find a partner who entrusts you with the rest of your life."

If you are not crazy about your youth, what memories do you take when you are old?

Don't you think that flash marriage is a crazy thing? I feel that its madness is no less than that of the Eight Doors Dunjia that has been open for a day. ”

“.”

Kai slowly lowered his head and began to calculate it inwardly.

Flash marriage = open a day's eight doors Dunjia??

Eight doors open one day should be dead.

So, flash marriage = death.

Kai's body shuddered suddenly, and then subconsciously looked at the table.

After staring at the only two strings of balls left on the plate for a while, he gritted his teeth and directly stuffed the strings into his mouth in one go, and then took out a wallet from his arms, and said with a painful face.

"I don't have the idea of getting married for the time being, and I don't know if I can eat the balls in a big gulp after getting married. After marriage, it seems that men rarely eat meatballs. ”

As he spoke, he took out a few tickets directly from his wallet and slapped them on the counter, hurriedly checked out and left the meatball shop.

It's horrible.

I just ran here to be lazy and eat a ball, but I didn't expect to be arranged to get married.

It's horrible.

Seeing Kai's back as he hurriedly left, Kakashi fell silent.

When he realized that the fiery gaze fell on him again, he immediately shook his head and immediately waved his hand and said, "I have something to do, Asuka, we'll see you another day." ”

Swish!

As the two figures disappeared, the table became a little empty in an instant.

Sunset red. Mitarai red beans. mute

"Alas!"

After glancing at the few remaining people on the table, Asuka shook his head and got up to leave the meatball shop.

Just when Kakashi left, he could feel that the guy's mood was suddenly much better, at least not as depressed as he was at the beginning, and it seemed that the diversion really worked

It's Kay.

Thinking of Maitkai, who was not in a very good mood, Asuka twitched his cheeks and muttered, "Kakashi and Kai were still single until the end of the fourth war, which is hard not to think of other places." ”

Swish!

After Xi Rihong and the others, who were eating meatballs, saw the bird disappear, they blinked and glanced at each other, and muttered quietly.

What did he mean when he was leaving? Do you look down on us? Think we don't have potential? ”

"Why do you say that?"

"He just took so much trouble to introduce his girlfriend to Kakashi and Kai, and then came to us and shook his head and left."

"Huh? Do you want to marry an Uchiha? ”

"I can't say that, everyone likes handsome guys, but those Uchiha people are too cold."

"Asuka is not cold."

"No, I don't think of him at all."

The next day, dawn.

When the warm sunlight shone into the room, the bird lying on the bed slowly opened its eyes.

Skillfully hugged the orange cat lying on top of him, and then he summoned the city pestle and Jihime, and handed over the two buckets of instant noodles to be eaten this morning, despite the white eyes of the other party.

"The concubine body doesn't understand!"

Ichijima Ji looked at these two bowls of instant noodles and said hatefully, "Why do you have to do such a thing as boiling hot water instant noodles yourself." Don't you have hands yourself? Or is it that the instant noodles soaked in the concubine's body have the taste of the concubine's body? ”

Hearing the chatter coming from behind, Asuka brushed his teeth and pushed open the window to breathe in the fresh air outside.

I don't know if it's because the snake fairy is dissatisfied with him in his heart, so he often boils the hot water to 80 degrees and soaks the instant noodles until they are medium-cooked.

Well!!

He likes that level of instant noodles the most.

Bang!

While he was wandering, a steaming bucket of instant noodles was placed on the windowsill.

Looking at the soup splashed on the marble, Asuka looked back at the angry Ichikishima Hime, and said with emotion, "Why bother, when the time comes, you will wipe the windowsill if it is dirty."

"The concubine is happy!"

Ichichijima Ji crossed his hands on his hips, tilted his head and said, "In addition to instructing the concubine to work, what else can you make the concubine do?" ”

What to do?

Hearing this, Asuka swept her eyes up and down, and her gaze was not shocked, only the somewhat undulating figure on her stomach stayed for a moment, and then quickly turned her head to look elsewhere.

I vaguely remember that before signing the contract with myself, Ichijima Ji was a very cute little Lori, and she was still a little Lori without a small belly.

And now.

Secretly glancing at the swimming rings on her stomach, Asuka poked the instant noodles with a fork, and then picked them up in the air, and while cooling down with the help of cold air, he kindly suggested.

"You should lose weight."

Well?

Ichikishima Hime was stunned for a moment.

Following Asuka's gaze, she looked at her slightly bulging abdomen, and her face suddenly darkened, "What do you look at?" As a snake, the concubine always eats human food, which causes her to have some indigestion.

As long as the recipe returns to normal, the concubine will lose weight soon. ”

Bang!

As soon as the words fell, she looked at the black pill that suddenly appeared in front of her and was stunned for a moment, and then looked up at Asuka who had just taken out the pill, with a puzzled expression.

"Say it early if you have indigestion!"

Pushing the pill towards her, Asuka explained as he ate instant noodles, "I'm sure you've heard that in the past six months, the average weight of the Uchiha clan powerhouse has soared by five catties.

Every time there was a clan meeting, the group of old men had to exercise their food as if they were dying.

Alas!

Obviously, people are fifty, sixty or seventy years old, and they are still not old, and their digestive systems are fragile. ”

Hearing this, Ichikishima Hime was slightly silent.

She looked at the black pill, then at the bird, hesitated for a moment, and then said softly, "You mean this black pill is a pill that helps digest food?" ”

Asuka nodded heavily.

The next moment.

I saw a delicate figure pounce directly, she put her hands on Asuka shoulders, and shook vigorously, "Uchiha Asuka, the concubine wants to change the recipe, who wants to take this pill."

Who's a good snake eats instant noodles every day, wow, you and your instant noodles are far away from the concubine.

And wow, the concubine doesn't eat fried chicken.

Do you know? Tian Xin Shenji's bastard said that the concubine's fart is all fried chicken. ”

"You have a bad digestive system, and you need to take some medicine to help you digest."

"Nonsense, it's obviously fried chicken."

(End of chapter)