Half a day later.

Uchiha clan land.

"Good news, bad news!"

After Asuka returned home from the police department, he collapsed directly on the sofa, and out of the corner of his eye, he looked at the orange cat holding the salted fish pillow, and continued, "Fatty, which one do you want to hear first?" ”

The orange cat rubbed the salted fish pillow with her face, and there was an expression of enjoyment on her face.

It could feel the smell of salted fish running down the pillow into its nostrils.

After taking a few breaths of air, it raised its eyelids and looked at Asuka's cheek, which had no painful expression, and said slowly in a soft voice.

"Bad news!"

Asuka leaned on the pillow and said in a lazy tone.

"A very unfortunate incident happened this morning, I was fired from the police department."

"Oh~"

The orange cat snorted dryly, then sucked up its salted fish pillow again.

It's not once or twice that Uchiha Asuka has been fired from the police department.

In the past, the second-in-command of the police department was Ryoichi Uchiha.

At that time, Asuka was expelled at every turn, and sometimes it was half a year small, and after half a year, when he thought about him, he would get Asuka into it again.

Then, a flash of lightning flashed through its mind, and it suddenly opened its eyes and looked at it again.

"By the way, don't you say there's good news? The good news? ”

"Good news!"

Asuka took catnip out of his pocket and threw it over, and said, "Today I suddenly have more than a dozen supporters, and those supporters say that Uchiha Fugaku is the best man they have ever seen, and they want Fugaku to be the Hokage.

They also said that looking at the entire family, although those clan elders also had the idea of wanting the family to have a Hokage, the clan elders had lost their sharpness after years of beatings.

And the younger generation of the family has too extreme ideas, so after ten minutes of simple thinking, they chose the powerful and reliable Asuka Shangnin. ”

Reliable idea??

Hearing this, the salted fish in the orange cat's arms instantly fell to the floor, and it looked at the bird with a shocked face, "Is it really ten minutes?" Do you Uchiha really think about it for so long?

Did Uchiha Fugaku do something that made people angry? What kind of nerves do these guys make, why do they think that Ling's idea is reliable?? ”

"Didn't our group get expelled, and then I invited them to a meal, and they said that they were people who value love and righteousness, and decided to repay the favor with a meal."

"What is the strength of that group?"

Asuka counted his fingers, and said with a somewhat complicated expression, "One upper ninja in the clan, three special upper ninjas, five middle ninjas, and the rest are all lower ninjas."

There's no way, there are a lot of people joining the police department this time, and the personnel changes are quite large. ”

In an instant, the living room became a little quieter.

It blinked a few times, took three steps and two steps to the bird, and said with some bad intentions.

"Ben Meow has a plan, you can let it"

Before the words fell, he saw Fatty close his eyes and fall on the sofa in a daze.

After reaching out and pushing the orange cat's body twice, Asuka kneaded his chin and muttered to himself.

"I'm going to have to get Kushina out of the house if I have a chance."

At this time.

A mysterious space.

I saw a red-haired woman with her hands on her hips, bowing her head and educating the orange meat dumplings at her feet.

"Divorce is a very extreme option, and the harm and consequences it can bring are often immeasurable, and divorce can have a profound impact not only on the personal lives of both spouses, but also on their families, friends, and children.

Those who like to persuade others to divorce often ignore these consequences and repercussions, as well as the importance of solving problems.

In many cases, divorce is not the best way to resolve the issue!! ”

Kushina deliberately accentuated her tone in the last sentence.

Although she often has unfavorable thoughts in her mind, she can't help but want to educate her when she really sees these two guys plotting to divorce Mai Trin.

"Oh~"

The orange cat snorted dryly, but the cat's paws covering his ears did not let go.

Just now it was about to act as a military advisor and explain the plan he had in mind to Asuka when he was called in by Uzumaki Kushina, thinking what was the matter?

Thinking of this, the orange cat secretly raised her eyelids and glanced at the red-haired woman in front of her, and whispered.

"Pretend to be a good person, it's not like you haven't moved the idea of letting Mai Trin divorce."

Kushina's body stiffened.

The words that tried to be retorted were swallowed back from his throat.

The next moment, I heard the soft and cute voice of the orange cat under my feet again.

"Kushina-sama, you want to.

If you were resurrected now, would you be a single mother? ”

Jiu Sinai nodded subconsciously.

After losing the water gate, she is now a widow, so she is naturally a single mother.

At this time, I saw the orange cat stand up from the ground.

After walking around Jiu Sinai twice, it looked up and said.

"When you come back to life, as a good friend of Maikoto, you will definitely continue to look for her, and as you go back and forth to Fugaku's house more often, there will inevitably be some rumors in the village.

After all, it is not appropriate for a widow to run to the house of a married man every day. ”

As he spoke, a humane evil smile appeared on Fatty Fat's face, "But if Mai Trin also becomes a single mother, wouldn't it be much more reasonable for you to run to her house every day?"

Do you listen to what Ben Meow said? ”

Hearing this, Jiu Sinai's eyes narrowed, and he immediately retorted.

"The concubine is not only Mai Trin's friend, but after the resurrection, she will naturally reduce the frequency of going to Mai Trin's house."

The orange cat shrugged his shoulders, and said in a soft and cute voice, "Lord Jiu Xinnai, according to Ben Meow, those friends of yours all have husbands, whose good widow runs to other people's houses every day?" ”

Jiu Sinai suddenly lowered his head, stared at the orange cat at his feet, and said softly.

"You want you to say, what should a concubine do?"

Syllable!

The two cat's paws slapped together, and Fat looked up.

I saw that on Jiu Xinnai's beautiful face, there was no expression at this time, and even the good-looking eyes narrowed into a gap at this time.

Ignoring the red glint that flashed in the other party's eyes, the orange cat licked the corners of his mouth and said with some excitement.

"Kushina-sama, don't you think Mikoto-sama is having a bad time? Some time ago, there was even news in the family that Mikoto was going to be pregnant with a third child.

This is a proper fertility machine!!

Isn't this a divorce and waiting for the New Year? ”

After listening to this wanton criticism, Jiu Sinai took a deep breath and said coldly.

"So, the concubine should persuade her to divorce, right?"

The orange cat nodded heavily.

"As Mikoto-sama's closest friend, if Mikoto-sama sees Mikoto-sama being treated as a fertility machine of the Uchiha clan, it will not only be inconsistent with the friendship between friends, but even a departure from your deep friendship."

Jiu Sinai's toes buckled the soles of her shoes, her calf muscles tensed, and she said in a faint voice, "So, the concubine should persuade Mai Korin to divorce, as long as she divorces, the two of us can even live together and raise children together, right?" ”

"That's right, 1+1 is always greater than 2, and the most can be equal to 2."

The orange cat picked its nose and looked in agreement.

That's what it thinks.

How can life be so good for a single mother, if

"Whew~"

Before Fat could continue to think about it, his ears suddenly caught a vicious wind coming.

It quickly turned its head to look to the right, and then saw a black sole already in front of it.

Bang!

The moment the big foot hit the orange cat, Jiu Sinai felt as if she had kicked a ball of fat, dead and dead.

She subconsciously increased her strength and roared angrily.

"Fat cat, you are the same as the Uchiha flying bird, with smoke in the lack of virtue, fly for the concubine."

Call~

A yellow mass instantly left the ground and flew towards the distant sky.

Bang Bang Bang !!

Looking at the orange cat that was spiraling at 360 degrees in the air, Kushina clapped his hands, and the rosiness on his cheeks slowly faded.

"The stinky and shameless fat cat, who actually used words to pry the concubine again, and let Mai Sakato divorce and get involved with people, you two don't do it at all, Naruto Naruto can't find it, and you can't do it with resurrection"

Speaking of this, Jiu Sinai suddenly froze.

She blinked and muttered.

"That bastard wouldn't want to resurrect himself, would he? If he is resurrected, he will definitely never bother with him again in this life, and he should know this, so he is not in a hurry to be resurrected."

The more she thought about it, the closer she felt to the truth of the matter.

She stared at the direction of the sky for a long time, her face gloomy as if she could wring out water.

This bastard!!

(End of chapter)