An hour later.

A meatball shop full of art in Konoha Village.

Uzumaki drew a few strokes on the white paper with a pen, and a lifelike "poop" appeared on the paper, and it stared at the poop on the paper for a long time, frowning.

"Ale?

I always feel like this poop still has a little less smell, a little less feeling."

As he spoke, it drew a few more wavy lines over the poop.

Looking at the steaming poop, which looked like it had just come out of the oven, Uzumaki took a deep breath, "No matter how I draw it, I can't find the feeling of pooping, is it because I can't?"

It would be nice to draw a few flies that were attracted to it. Or rather."

Bang!

There was a loud slap on the table, and Uzumaki was frightened for a moment, and immediately looked up.

There are eight tables in the small shop, and four chairs are placed around each table, and the whole shop is empty and not very popular.

However, Uzumaki doesn't care if its store is popular or not, and it doesn't make money from the store anyway, it's just losing money for the sake of art.

On the left side of the shop against the wall sat three people, two women and one man.

The two women sat side by side, and the man sat across from them, greeting him with a smile on his face.

After looking away from Asuka, it looked at Tsunade who was slapping the table, and immediately showed a businessman-like smirk on his face.

"Tsunade-sama, what's wrong?"

Tsunade put down the wine bottle, glanced at this ordinary shopkeeper with a somewhat confused look, and said with a hiccup, "Boss, can you not say such unappetizing words when others are eating?" ”

"Okay! Okay! ”

Uzumaki silently put the sketchpad back away and smiled apologetically at her.

Seeing that Tsunade turned his head away from pursuing this matter, Uzumaki Jue lay down on the chair, crossed Jiro's legs, and his eyes showed a look of remembrance.

It's still the original Madara-sama.、Excellent.。

At that time, in the cave in the ground, no matter how many poop they painted every day and how many unappetizing words came out of their mouths, the two of them would not stop themselves from pursuing art except scolding themselves.

But for now.

Glancing at Tsunade, who had stopped him from pursuing art, he secretly took out his diary and wrote a long paragraph of bitterness.

[Absolutely, today is the thirty-seventh day that I have lost money.

You don't know how difficult it is to open a store to make money, I watch every day that the "bento pills" I make can't be sold, and I can only sell them at a discount or even give them away for free, how uneasy I feel in my heart.

Even if you lose money, you even have to bear the difficulties of customers, and if you are not satisfied, you will slap the table and knock on the bench]

At this point, it looked up at Tsunade, made a secret grimace, and continued to write.

Ever since he asked Bai Jue to bring a batch of drinks from the Fruit of the Birds, and wanted to make some "sauce-flavored bento meatballs", he was targeted by Tsunade.

The key is to drink alcohol, and she doesn't eat snacks yet.

It's too much!!

"Hiccup~"

There was a melodious sound of wine belching, and Tsunade's eyes moved down slightly to look at the appetizers on the table, and a few black lines couldn't help but appear on his forehead.

She had a good impression of this ice cream-shaped meatball, not only did it taste the same as other meatballs, but even the price was half of that of ordinary meatballs, but when she heard the "poop" meatballs in the mouth of the shop owner one day, she instantly lost interest in this meatball.

"The wine here is really good, it originates from the country of birds, and if you want to transport it to Konoha you need to add a lot of freight, although the old lady is willing to drink it, but she doesn't like to be the wronged leader.

This is the only shop in Konoha or the Land of Fire that sells sake at a reasonable price. ”

Hearing Tsunade's sloquery, Asuka looked up and glanced at Uzumaki.

There are 100,000 behind this guy who are very obedient, don't need to be paid, are tireless, and can pass underground, and the whirlpool will never let them get some drinks from the country of birds, and those white absolutes can still have errands with it?

"Tsunade-sama!"

Then I saw Asuka pick up the balls and take a bite, and said, "If you don't mediate, it's time for dinner." ”

Hearing this, Tsunade looked up at the dark sky outside, and then shook his head to regain some consciousness.

After glancing at the two of them, she held her cheek with one hand and shook the bottle with the other, drunken.

"Why are you fighting today?"

Uchiha Mikoto's face sank and said coldly.

"Tsunade-sama, he destroyed the concubine family."

"Nonsense!"

Asuka slapped the table and immediately retorted, "I'm just talking about it, am I acting?" What did I do? ”

"You found a foreign female secretary for Fu Yue today."

Uchiha Mikoto glanced at him coldly, and then told Tsunade about what would happen today, picking the key points, and by the way, he also said his backlog of dissatisfaction for a year.

After listening to the bitter water that Perfect Qin vomited, she looked up.

I saw that there was still a residual look of indignation on the face of the Uchiha Asuka, as if he had wronged him with what he said just now.

"Imp!"

Tsunade put down the wine bottle and said lightly, "Don't be in a hurry to deny it, my mother heard about it when she returned to the village last year." It's just that I didn't expect you to start acting this year.

Is it really just to reduce his burden by finding a secretary for Fuyue? ”

"Wait!"

Seeing Tsunade's gradually clenched fists, Asuka put his palm directly in front of her, and said righteously, "Most of the thoughts I have done are for the sake of Patriarch Fugaku, and the rest of my thoughts are for Mikoto-sama." ”

Hearing this, Uchiha Mikoto's body stiffened for a moment, and when she turned to look at her, Tsunade also happened to look over, with a strange look in her eyes.

The four eyes met in the air, and the two hurriedly twisted their heads to the other side.

Halfway through.

Uchiha Mikoto turned her head, she looked at Asuka with the eyes as if she was looking at scum, and said in a cold voice, "What do you mean by being a concubine?" Don't make it so easy to misunderstand. ”

"It's not only for Fuyue, but also for you."

Asuka took another bite of the ball, and said earnestly.

"Behind every successful man, there is often an excellent woman, who is the one who silently supports and selflessly pays, injecting strength and wisdom into men's success.

Mikoto-sama, ask yourself, what have you injected into the patriarch lately?

You said that every time the patriarch worked late and wanted to go home for a hot dinner, when he opened the door, he saw a cold living room, a kitchen without smoke, and dishes so clean that the ants were slippery.

Can you blame the patriarch for going out for a drink every night? He's worried, he's hungry, he doesn't want to cook for himself. ”

Hearing this, Tsunade secretly looked at Mikoto, and recalled the rumors that came out of the Uchiha clan last year.

It is said that one night, in order to celebrate the 100th anniversary of Sasuke's birth, Uchiha Mikoto specially prepared a large table of food, but in a gap of turn, the meal disappeared, and not even the plate was left.

Since then, Mai Trin has not liked to cook dinner.

"This thing."

Uchiha Mikoto took a deep breath, swallowed the excuse she wanted to shirk back into her stomach, and admitted directly, "This matter is that the concubine body has not adjusted her mentality." The shadow left by that incident on the concubine was too great. ”

Bang!!!

Asuka slapped the table, attracting Tsunade's attention, and then said, "Tsunade-sama, you see, the favored ones have no fear, Mikoto-sama just doesn't have a sense of crisis, she feels that the patriarch will always accommodate her."

But the patriarch is so busy every day that he can't even eat a mouthful of hot food when he comes home, can he feel good? If the patriarch brings emotions into his work and into dealing with the affairs of the family, it is easy to make wrong decisions. ”

As he spoke, he sat up straight, his expression suddenly becoming serious, "I will find a secretary for the patriarch, not only to help the patriarch deal with daily affairs, but also to create a sense of crisis for Lord Mai Trin."

With a sense of crisis, Mikoto-sama can change herself and be the excellent woman behind the first Hokage in Uchiha, instead of creating conflicts for the patriarch every day. ”

Click!

Hearing this well-founded defense, Uchiha Mikoto subconsciously crushed the porcelain soup spoon in his hand.

She always felt that this bastard must not have such a mind, but she couldn't think of the right words to refute the other party for a while.

Seeing Mikoto's flushed face, Tsunade's eyes narrowed, and then he slapped the flask on the table heavily, "Little ghost, don't sophistry here, the old lady dares to guarantee that when you mention this idea, you definitely don't mean to be good for Mikoto in your head." ”

"Wait~"

Asuka spread his hands and said helplessly, "Tsunade-sama, since you've heard the rumors at the beginning, you should know what my purpose is for bringing up this [idea], right?" ”

"For you Uchiha to produce a Hokage."

"That's right, the Uchiha didn't see the hope of the Hokage, and Lord Mikoto couldn't provide good support to the patriarch, so we clansmen saw it in our eyes and were anxious in our hearts."

"So."

"Therefore, we have to create a sense of crisis for Mikoto-sama, otherwise if she continues to be so willful, the Fugaku patriarch will waste half of her thoughts on the family every day, and the Uchiha clan will not be able to produce the Hokage.

After studying for a long time, we decided to fight poison with poison, and we had to give Mai Trin-sama a fierce medicine. ”

Hearing this, Tsunade's cheeks instantly turned red, and he didn't know if he was angry or drunk.

She glanced at Mai Trin, who lowered her head, and suddenly raised her head and glared at the bird, and said.

"Little ghost, who taught you to fight poison with poison like this?"

(End of chapter)