Chapter 343: Mature Dumping Process
"It's weird!!"
on the walls of the house across the street.
I saw that the wall originally made of rammed earth was like water at this time, with strange ripples, and then two white heads came out of the wall.
"Ahh
One of them scratched his head with a somewhat stupid face, and said with a puzzled expression, "Ah Fei, why did you take a picture of Uchiha Itachi in the first place?" Never give an accountable task? ”
"It's not!"
The other white jue with a scrolled face nodded, and there was a hint of remembrance in his yellow pupils.
"It was a very sunny day, Madara-sama was sleeping in a chair, and I was teaching the Uchiha's children drawing techniques under the big tree, and the whole family was attracted to the children under the age of five.
Only Uchiha Itachi didn't come
I was then."
Speaking of this, it looked up at the Uchiha Itachi standing on the telephone pole, and said with a complicated look in his eyes, "At that time, I went to look for him, but I didn't expect him to be very uninterested in my art, and he was very uninterested in my snacks.
His rejection of people from thousands of miles away successfully piqued my curiosity, I just wanted to see what this guy who is known as the future genius of the Uchiha is doing all day long, and why he doesn't like to play with me."
"Oh~"
Bai Jue, who had a stupid face, let out a long sigh and suddenly realized.
"He likes to read magazines, but he doesn't like your Ah Fei's art."
"Yes!"
Uzumaki nodded in agreement, his voice seemed to comfort himself, and continued, "I also found out later that the reason why he doesn't like my art is not the art itself, but that he likes other arts. ”
"And what are you filming him for?"
"Tsk~~"
Uzumaki Jue looked up at the moon in the sky, and said in a somewhat complicated tone, "If you want to blame him, I can only blame him for reading in a squatting position, and I was looking for inspiration for convenience, so I took a picture of him squatting on the ground reading a book, and prepared to go back and study it carefully." ”
"Researched?"
"No, after all, he didn't take off his pants, and he wasn't very inspired."
Meanwhile.
On the other side of the street, in front of the birds' house.
After Uchiha Itachi was silent for a long time, Asuka understood that although this guy didn't say it, he doubted himself in his heart.
Although he is indeed the source of this matter.
Then, I saw that Asuka's face suddenly sank, and his voice was slightly cold, "Young Patriarch, in your eyes, what are the members of the Uchiha clan like?" ”
Well?
Uchiha Itachi was slightly stunned, he thought back to those clansmen in his mind, and then compared the Uchiha Asuka in front of him, and then said calmly.
"Mentally tough, extreme-minded, disdainful of expression, some people are kind and gentle on the surface, but dark and evil on the inside."
Hearing his assessment of the Uchiha clan, the orange cat suddenly turned his head to look at Asuka and muttered in a low voice.
"The Uchiha is so terrible. Why can't you be the Hokage for decades?? ”
"Because most of the Uchiha are normal people."
Asuka thought for a while, then he kneaded his chin with one hand and said to himself, "In my understanding, those people in the family are stupid and impulsive, and some stupid clansmen are easy to do when they can't say anything else, and then they will be labeled as extreme.
Some clansmen do have some black bellies, but their black bellies are not scheming, they are purely yin and yang weird and use some bad manners to satisfy their perverted psychology.
As for the mental toughness in Itachi's mouth and the black-bellied Uchiha, they are all strange in the family, and there is not one for decades. ”
It's not that he's talking nonsense.
If you don't have a black belly, you can't survive, the IQ of the Uchiha clan is too scary, and the most powerful of them are almost Madara and Itachi.
One has been planning for many years and can regenerate to set off a storm, and the other endures humiliation and "trains" his younger brother with his own hands.
They can afford to be judged to be mentally resilient.
As for others
Every day he lives, he is with the Uchiha Saburo (Great Elder) who is muddy for a day.
Every time the clan meets, his eyes always sweep to the old man of Liangyi who is in the position of the Great Elder from time to time.
Every morning, Madou Uchiha, who will give his grandson a scare and make his grandson get up quickly.
There is also Uchiha Eri, who often talks about his fate, but does not respect the fate of others at all.
“.”
It's normal to say that they are normal, but they are not so normal, but they are black and scheming, and they have nothing to do with that one at all, and they are all irritable old men, and they often can't say anything, so they do it directly.
After Uchiha Itachi finished speaking, Asuka also looked up.
I saw that a light red rose on his pale little face at some point, and his lips became a little dry and cracked under the blowing of the cold wind, and the orange cat watched him swallow saliva, suddenly shook his beard, and said casually.
"Young Patriarch, Uchiha Asuka is not that kind of person.
Please don't describe the bird as a very deep city, with a lot of flowers and intestines, if you return the book on the day you pick it up, how can there be any follow-up?
When his kaleidoscope can rewrite your will?
He doesn't have that ability, you know. ”
Hearing this, Uchiha Itachi hurriedly argued.
"I didn't find the kid at the time!"
"It's that you didn't look for it seriously, if you look for it seriously, how can you not find it.
Besides."
The orange cat sighed, and her soft and cute voice was full of helplessness, "As long as you don't open that book to read, won't it be okay?" Speaking of which, it's your fault. ”
This set of skillful pot shakers listened to the bird stunned.
He gave the orange cat a strange look, then looked up at the Uchiha Itachi on the telephone pole.
The red little face could be seen clearly in the bright moonlight, and the thin figure was shivering in the cold wind, I don't know if it was because of the cold or because of the air.
The moment Uchiha Itachi spoke, he felt as if he was separated from the world, and all the sounds of the outside world could not reach his ears.
Knock knock knock!!
The sound of the heart beating has never been clearer than it is now.
They admit that the magazine is from Asuka!!
They stand at the highest point of morality and throw the pot out!!
While throwing the pot out, they also gave the person who carried the pot a kick!!
"Young Patriarch!"
Asuka picked out his ears, then blew lightly, and continued, "That book was indeed drawn by me, and it may have been secretly taken by the child who left it.
It wasn't until the young patriarch was on the magazine that I didn't know that the lost book was with you.
As for the photos"
Speaking of this, Asuka raised his right hand to the sky and said with a serious face, "I swear in the name of the Uchiha that I really didn't take the photo, and it is estimated that a ninja who is good at stealth sneaked in."
Before he could finish speaking, he saw the Uchiha's pupils glow red.
"Open your eyes?"
The orange cat was shocked.
A super genius who opened his eyes at the age of four?
Hiss!!
After gasping, it quickly turned its head to look at Asuka, and then saw that there was no panic on his face, as if he didn't take this super genius who opened his eyes at the age of four to heart.
"Don't look at it!"
As if knowing what it was thinking, Asuka waved his hand at the orange cat, and said in a rather casual tone, "The wind blows, it's the bloodshot eyes, and it has nothing to do with opening the eyes."
The place where the young patriarch stood was a little high and windy.
If you open your eyes in a strong wind and look at it for half an hour, you will also have bloodshot eyes. ”
Oh~
The orange cat had a look of humanity on its face, it shook its belly, then looked up again, and spoke.
"Young Patriarch, the context of the matter is already very clear.
That book was drawn by Asuka, "Uchiha Li" took it, you picked it up yourself, and there was no idea of harming you, you don't think of Asuka as a guy who is very deep in the city.
After all, no one expected that a magazine like [Ninja World] would appear in half a year, right? I didn't expect you to be in this magazine because of this, and if Asuka could control this, he would have become Hokage.
If this matter is to pursue the responsibility of flying birds, there is probably only one that is not strictly kept.
Didn't Ben Meow say you, young patriarch, there are some things you shouldn't open, as long as you don't open it, there's nothing left? ”
As the words fell, Itachi Uchiha felt like he was back in the real world again.
The dryness of the eyes is nowhere near as bitter as the bitterness in the heart.
He was even a little suspicious of the purpose of the bird now.
If I had tried my best to return the book, this kind of thing really didn't happen, and even if I threw the book in the trash, there would have been no later incident.
Can.
The Uchiha Itachi bowed his head and was silent for a long time, and the four-year-old's head was bursting with white smoke under the rapid movement.
"But who would take a picture of me reading?"
"At that time, there was no such thing as a best-selling ninja magazine, so what was the purpose of his photograph?"
"He must have done it for a purpose"
As he repeated these words, a flash of lightning flashed through Itachi's mind.
I vaguely remember
When he met Zhishui this afternoon, Zhishui said that the original purpose of the other party's photo was probably to make himself infamous, so that he would not cause any obstacles to anyone in the future.
It was only later that that magazine appeared in the ninja world.
He can do that better with magazines.
"Is that what you're for?"
As he spoke, a gleam suddenly flashed in Uchiha Itachi's eyes.
(End of chapter)