Konoha, Medical Department.

Today's medical department is extremely busy, and since yesterday evening, people have been coming to the medical department with their stomachs in their hands.

At first, the ninjas who stayed behind in the medical department didn't take it seriously, thinking it was just simple food poisoning.

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In the first half of the night, more than a dozen people from the medical department came to cover their stomachs.

In the second half of the night, more than 20 people from the medical department came with convulsions.

This morning, a few more comatose ones came.

Where is this food poisoning, this is simply poisoning.

"It's all puffer fish poisoning?"

The deputy minister looked at the case in his hand, and his face was gloomy as if he could wring out water.

"Yes!"

The other medical ninja nodded, a little worried, "Minister, I'm worried that those who live alone will be poisoned after eating the puffer fish and may miss the best time for treatment because no one finds out. ”

"If this is possible, I will notify the village immediately!"

As he spoke, the deputy minister turned around and was about to leave, then he suddenly stopped, looked at the time on the wall, and frowned, "What about the birds?" Didn't he come over to see such a big thing? ”

"Uh~"

The medical ninja was stunned for a moment, a look of unnaturalness flashed across his face, and he said, "I went to ask Asuka-sama last night, but when I arrived at his house, I found that Asuka-sama was also poisoned by eating pufferfish. ”

？？？

A row of question marks suddenly appeared on the deputy minister's head, and he hurriedly asked.

"Uchiha Asuka is also poisoned? Where is he? Why didn't I come to the medical department for treatment? ”

Hearing the Deputy Minister's words of concern, the medical ninja smashed his mouth, his voice mixed with a hint of complexity, "This. Asuka-sama is powerful, and he thought he had a bad stomach and didn't put this at ease."

"Hey!"

Hearing this, the deputy minister laughed angrily.

These powerful medical ninjas are just the same.

Just like Tsunade back then, it was obviously because of the poisoning of the pepper fish, but he insisted that he just had a bad stomach and could recover after a nap.

"Yo!"

At this moment, a familiar voice reached the ears of the deputy minister.

Following the sound, I saw a gray figure at the door of the medical department, the gray figure holding paint in his left hand and a brush in his right hand, greeting nearby colleagues.

"Minister!"

Seeing the bald head in the distance, Asuka Bird's eyes lit up, he shook the brush in his hand, and praised, "I don't know what shampoo the minister used today, but he actually washed his head like white jade, shining charmingly in the light." ”

Hearing this, the surrounding medical ninjas involuntarily stopped, and looked at the deputy minister who was standing in the corridor in a daze.

They glanced twice at the head of the deputy minister, then lowered their heads to the ground, and then hurried out of the place.

It's really fascinating, and people can't help but look at it twice.

"Even though we are so far apart, I can feel the wisdom and confidence that emanates from you, Minister."

As he spoke, he saw that the deputy minister's face seemed to be much darker.

Asuka looked up at the light in the corridor and frowned, "Minister, this light bulb shines on you strangely black, wait a while to find someone to change it to a higher brightness, and the money for changing the light bulb will be deducted from my salary." ”

"Whew!"

At this time, the deputy minister seemed to have figured out something, he exhaled deeply, ignored the smile on the corner of the mouth of the subordinate next to him, and said righteously.

"As medical ninjas, our focus should be on improving our abilities.

While I personally don't like sycophancy, it's also important to praise your boss appropriately if you want to move up the ladder in your future career.

The old man actually understands your behavior of worshipping power, and he doesn't object to you slapping your boss's ass, as long as you don't shoot the old man, the old man doesn't eat this. ”

He patted the shoulder of the person beside him, and after glancing at the flying bird walking here out of the corner of his eye, he continued, "There are deep and shallow ways of patting sycophants, and it will backfire if you don't understand, so you have to learn more, there is a lot of knowledge in this."

Not everyone is like the Uchiha Asuka, who can sit firmly in the position of the head of the medical squad with his own ability alone. ”

Oh~

The medical ninja standing next to him had a look on his face, he looked at Asuka who was walking towards here, and then at the deputy minister with a serious face, and lowered his voice.

"What does this mean, Lord Asuka worships the power in your hands, and then slaps you on the back?"

"No!"

The deputy minister shook his head firmly and said.

"He just can't speak, but he wants to shoot me again, and this shot has been filmed for fifteen years, from the old man to the middle of the ninja to the position of deputy minister."

"This sycophant old man has been listening to it for fifteen years."

"As the upright and loyal deputy head of the medical department, I value the actual results of your work, not your flattering behavior.

Unfortunately, Uchiha Asuka has done a very good job, but he also likes to praise the old man."

He tapped the man twice on the shoulder, and said earnestly.

"Don't follow his example, it's easy to make the old man angry."

After saying that, he directly pushed the person aside and quietly waited for the arrival of the bird.

Fifteen years ago, he and Uchiha Asuka met on the steps of the medical department.

At that time, he was just an inconspicuous shinobi in the medical department, and the other party was just a four-year-old Uchiha.

He was standing on the steps, just seeing off a patient, when he heard a milky voice from the bottom of the steps, "I think you have the qualifications of a minister. In the future, you will definitely become the head of the medical department. ”

To his surprise, he didn't even notice that he was not as inconspicuous at the beginning, but he was discovered by a four-year-old Uchiha child.

Then, after more than ten years of struggle, he really became the minister of the medical department.

Although the minister is a deputy.

This is my confidant!!

The sycophants of the confidant, although I don't like it, but make do with it.

Thinking of this, the deputy minister glanced at Asuka with complicated eyes, and after his gaze stayed on the paint in his hand for a moment, he took a deep breath and said.

"Asuka, are you alright?"

"It's okay!"

Asuka rubbed his stomach and said casually, "It's just food poisoning." ”

"Hmm!"

After staring at him for a while, the deputy minister lowered his voice and said in a low voice, "Your patriarch's wife ate too much puffer fish yesterday, and now she is still foaming at the mouth, do you want to go in and have a look?"

Ooh?

Asuka blinked in confusion, then handed the paint and brush in his hand to the old man in front of him, and then took off the old man's white coat and gloated.

"I'm going to take a look.

That's right, Minister.

I took the D-Class assignment issued by the Medical Department.

When I saw Perfect Piano, I went outside to paint the wall.

Remember to pay a little more, when I bought paint today, I found that the price of paint had increased. ”

"You"

The deputy minister, who was still wondering why this guy was carrying paint, immediately reacted, he looked at the paint in his hand, and then at the back of the bird, gritted his teeth and said.

"You're boring."

The corridor is not big, but there are many wards.

Asuka looked at the windows of the hospital room one by one, and he quickly found the ward where Mikoto Uchiha was.

There was only one bed in the ward of Nuoda, and Mikoto Uchiha lying on the bed was unusually pale, and there was only one female ninja in Uchiha costume guarding the entire room.

"Itachi and Fugaku didn't come?

Oh, their whole family may be lying poisoned. ”

Thinking of this, Asuka put away the expression on his face, pushed the door and walked in.

Squeak!

As the door opened, the female ninja guarding the hospital bed subconsciously looked back.

"Asuka-sama!"

After recognizing the other party, the female Uchiha's face showed a look of joy, and then she became anxious, "Come and see Mikoto-sama, your lord has been in a coma since last night. ”

"Hmm!"

Passing over the other party, Asuka walked straight to the hospital bed.

"Tsk~"

Looking at Mikoto, who was foaming at the corners of her mouth and her eyes were closed, Asuka couldn't help but shake her head, "How many puffer fish have you eaten, it looks quite serious."

What about the patriarch? What about the young patriarch? Which ward are they lying in now? ”

Hearing Asuka inquire about the two of them, the female ninja who was guarding the hospital bed had a look of unnaturalness on her face and muttered in a low voice.

"The patriarch just left to deal with government affairs, and it is estimated that he came over at noon, and the young patriarch is taking care of his younger brother."

？？？

Hearing this, a row of question marks suddenly appeared on the bird's head.

He picked out his ears, looked at Mikoto, who was quite poisoned, and then looked at the female ninja who spoke just now, and frowned, "Didn't those two people be poisoned?" Is their constitution resistant to tetrodotoxin? ”

"No, no~"

The female shinobi hurriedly waved her hand, and then she glanced at the unconscious Mikoto, then moved two steps forward to Asuka and whispered close to his ear.

"It is said that Mikoto-sama ate it by herself, and she didn't give the puffer fish to the patriarch and the young patriarch."

Asuka looked down at the woman on the bed and shook her head again.

"The patriarch's wife really has no pattern, if she gives this poisonous puffer fish to her family, and then the Uchiha patriarch's family is hospitalized collectively, and then we will put the black cauldron that poisoned the patriarch on Tuanzang's head"

Then, he wiped the foam from the corner of Maikoto's mouth, scratched his head, and wondered.

"What is this guy doing with so many puffer fish?

Looking at this toxicity, do you eat at least a dozen puffer fish as rice? ”

(End of chapter)