"Where's the pot?"

"Where's the shovel?"

"Why is the soy sauce gone?"

After looking around the kitchen, Asuka found that his house seemed to be a thief, and most of the things in the kitchen were empty, especially the frying spoon he used to boil hot water, which also disappeared.

Ichichijima glanced at the kitchen, then pointed outside and said.

"The concubine has seen it all, Shouhe is like a thief in the morning, carrying a frying spoon and not knowing where to go!!"

"Whew!"

Hearing that the frying spoon had been taken away by Shouhe, Asuka couldn't help but let out a long breath.

Shouhe's guy studied the recipe for a whole night last night, and he didn't know if his cooking skills were up, but judging from the fact that he lost so many things in his kitchen today.

It must have run with a frying spoon to tease the fragile nerves of the Nine-Tails.

"Alas!"

I don't know why, the things that Shouhe did always gave Asuka a feeling of being an Internet troll.

"That's right!"

After boiling the kettle of water in an electric kettle, he looked at Ichijima Hime, who was sitting on a chair waiting for the meal, and asked, "How did you check about the treasure of Longdi Cave?" ”

"The concubine's body can't be found out at all!"

Ichijima Ji leaned back on the chair, looked up at the ceiling, and said helplessly, "The concubine searched all over the Longdi Cave classics, and she didn't find anything similar to [Toad Treasure] at home.

There is also no finding out the price of using the toad treasure once, the immortal is estimated to know about it, but the immortal has been in retreat and hibernation since last summer. ”

Hearing this, Asuka looked at the little Lori in front of him with a suspicious expression.

It was the first time he had heard of a snake hibernating in summer, could it be that why the white snake became an immortal?

Bang!

At this time, I saw the city pestle island Ji slapping the table and standing up, and said indignantly, "The first time the concubine saw a snake hibernate in summer, it was last summer, and it will be a year soon." ”

Speaking of this, she suddenly felt that she was a little rude, after all, it was not good to talk about others behind her back, and it was even worse to talk about the White Snake Immortal behind her back.

But when she saw the bird standing in front of her, she choked her mouth and said in pieces.

"The immortals are deliberate.

The concubine always felt that she was being calculated by the immortals.

Especially since the beginning of the immortal hibernation, the feeling of being calculated has become stronger and stronger, obviously the last time the White Snake Immortal hibernation was more than a hundred years ago, when the immortal only slept for three hours, had a nightmare and never slept again. ”

The more she said that the more she felt wronged, the more she felt wronged.

What used to be a life by eating air has now become a life of three meals a day.

Lowering his head and scanning the soaked instant noodles, Ichijima Ji shrugged his eyelids and said weakly, "Although I have been eating it for half a year, I still can't like it."

The concubine felt like she was dying! ”

Bang!

Ichijimahime's chin slammed heavily on the table and looked ahead with a look of lovelessness.

Asuka took a sip of instant noodles and said. "Instant noodles aren't something you like, who likes to eat instant noodles, isn't it because they can't make anything else? And you have to eat instant noodles quickly, the slower you eat, the more you hate the taste. ”

He has eaten instant noodles for so many years, and he has long summed up a set of ways to eat [never get tired].

"That's right!"

Asuka suddenly thought of something, he looked up at the resentful Ichikishima Hime, and asked, "Who is the first illusion master of Konoha?" ”

"Konoha first?"

Ichichijima frowned.

Then she raised her eyelids and glanced at Asuka before looking out through the window, "The concubine feels like that green-clad pervert who hypnotizes himself every morning, saying that if you work harder, you can surpass Kakashi."

Although the concubine doesn't know much about Kakashi, that green-clothed pervert chakra is not as good."

As she spoke, she shook her head from side to side and looked around the room, then pointed to the big bowl not far away, and said metaphorically, "His chakra is like a mung bean in the bag of mung beans next to the big bowl in the eyes of the concubine, and the small one can't be smaller."

And the chakra of the concubine is also a mung bean, but it is just a mung bean from all the mung beans in an acre of land.

As for Kakashi, his chakra is estimated to be a little bigger than a watermelon because of his family's chakra. ”

Seeing Ichichijima Hime stretching out her arms and making exaggerated gestures, the corners of Asuka's beak couldn't help twitching.

He wanted to tell Ichikishima that Kai was really fierce, the kind that could kick several Kakashi to death with one kick.

"Forget it!"

The future is not clear to explain, Asuka quickly ate the instant noodles in the bowl, and then directly took out the reward sent by the system some time ago, and squeezed it hard with his right hand.

Syllable!

With a crisp sound, the purple scroll instantly turned into a little starlight and slowly disappeared into the air.

"What is this?"

Reaching out and grabbing a handful of stars, Ichichijima Hime shrugged her nose and wondered, "Why does the concubine smell these stars smell like instant noodles?" ”

"Instant noodle soup is just on your hands."

As he spoke, Asuka clasped his arms over his chest and waited quietly.

There are two types of reels of this kind: active and passive.

A minute after Asuka finished pinching that resurrection scroll a few days ago, the woman appeared directly at his house, and he didn't need to do anything at all.

For this type of reel, he called it a passive reel.

And the reward given by the system in the past [A Sweet Encounter (Non-Haruno Sakura Version)], after he pinched this scroll at that time, he just went out for a walk, and then he met Tsunade and was beaten.

For this kind of reel, he called it an active reel.

Take the initiative to find someone else,

"Nothing happened!"

After waiting for a few minutes, Ichichijima Hime kicked her leg and said impatiently.

"This should be an active reel."

Asuka straightened up, stretched his muscles, and then dressed up and beckoned to Ichichijimahime, "Let's go out for a walk."

He wondered what the system meant by this careful teaching.

There shouldn't be anyone in Konoha who can teach himself for no reason, right?

"Good morning, Asuka-sama!"

"Are you going to go on patrol, sir?"

"If you don't open a pot, Asuka Shinobu was fired from the police department."

"Huh? Opened again? How many times has this been? ”

"More than twenty times, there are so many expulsions that I can't remember."

After saying that, the villagers saw that Asuka's face was faintly darkened, and his steps had changed from leisurely at the beginning to eager.

"Alas!"

One of the villagers looked at the back of the bird that was about to disappear and sighed, "Any person who has been fired from the same department more than 20 times will not feel bad." ”

"That's right, I went to the police department to intercede with Lord Asuka seven times, after all, I did a good job, what are you fired."

"It could be an internal dump!!"

"Darkness!!"

Hearing the sound of discussion coming from behind, Ichichijima Hime, who was floating in the air, glanced down at him, and gloated, "It's the first time I've heard of a concubine, and someone can be fired from the same department more than twenty times."

In fact, the concubine is not curious about why they opened you, the concubine is just curious about why you went back? ”

Asuka gave her a blank look, and she didn't have a good airway.

"Passively, I didn't plan to go back when I was first expelled, and even I was ready to go on a long-term mission outside the village, and then the old man Ryoichi found me that night."

"What are you looking for?"

"The old man said that he, as the only elder in my life, should take care of me, so he went through the back door and got me in again.

Later, his eldest son, who had been expelled more than a dozen times, approached me and asked me to take care of his father, while he went out on a long-term mission. ”

Ichichijima Ji looked dazed, she bit her fingers lightly, tilted her head, and said.

"Then why did the old man fire you?"

"Of course, it's an explanation to the village!"

Hearing the voice coming from behind, she nodded, a look on her face.

It turned out to be the back pot!!

"Whew~"

Asuka took a deep breath and turned her head to look in the direction the sound came from.

As a familiar green robe came into view, after seeing the gambling words on the green robe, Asuka turned his head and left without the slightest hesitation.

After crushing the [Encounter] scroll last time, I met Tsunade when I went out, and this time after crushing the [Careful Teaching] scroll, how did I meet this mother-in-law again.

This guy can do illusions??

She can make a hammer.

Thinking of the last time he was knocked away, Asuka walked faster.

Syllable!

A white and tender jade hand suddenly slapped on his shoulder, and the powerful force instantly stopped him.

"Tsunade-sama!"

A faint fragrance flowed down the air into his lungs, and after Asuka took a deep breath, he turned his head to look at it, and said expressionlessly, "I remember that you shouldn't know how to do illusions, right?" ”

Tsunade clenched his fists, and the rattle was heard in the air for a long time.

She looked Asuka up and down, smiling.

"Do you think the old lady will be?"

Asuka narrowed his eyes slightly, and said lightly.

"Do you guess me?"

Tsunade shook his head and said.

"Lady guess you definitely don't guess."

Asuka looked left and right, and after seeing that no one was coming here, he took a deep breath and said, "Then I guess you are the number one illusion master of Konoha, you quickly let go." ”

She gave Asuka a thumbs up and nodded.

"You guessed it!"

?

Hearing this, Asuka instantly widened his eyes and looked at the other party in shock.

This. This old woman.

She actually admitted that she was the number one illusion master of Konoha??

(End of chapter)