Konoha, the Hokage Building.

Tsunade glanced at Asuka who was standing across the table and said with a look of disgust.

"Grandpa asked you to come to me?"

"Tsunade-sama still thinks I came on my own initiative?"

Asuka gave her a disdainful look, then tilted her head out of the window.

To be honest, he is also quite greedy for the immortal human body, and even more covets Tsunade's perverted recovery ability, although the recovery ability between the pillars can also be perverted, but his ability cannot be copied, and Tsunade is different.

If Asuka remembers correctly, Sakura Haruno seems to have made that move.

Of course, he didn't expect to learn that trick from Tsunade, just learn from it and go back to study it.

Bang!

Tsunade slapped the table hard, instantly startling Mute who was dozing off next to him.

She opened her eyes in confusion and subconsciously said, "I'm sorry Tsunade-sama, I shouldn't have slept here."

Before the words fell, out of the corner of Mute's eye, he saw the bird standing opposite.

She rubbed her worried eyes, then looked at Tsunade, who had a cold face, and took the initiative to lower her head.

"Tsunade-sama with a cold face is so scary!"

When he heard Tsunade slap the table, Asuka turned his face and said secretly in his heart.

"I finally know what the scroll given by the system is."

"Legendary Illusion-—— I think I've caught up with you (Haruno Sakura version)."

"The same apprentice of the three ninjas, Sakura Haruno's self-hypnotic ability Konoha is unmatched."

"It turns out that this is the teaching of the legendary Konoha No. 1 illusion master, yes, I didn't expect that the future Konoha No. 1 illusion master Haruno Sakura also has a teacher.

And her teacher, it's Tsunade!! ”

"In this era when illusion powerhouses are almost extinct, Tsunade deserves the title of Konoha No. 1!"

Looking at the ever-changing expression on Asuka's face, although Tsunade didn't understand why Grandpa asked him to come to find her, she felt that Grandpa must have some arrangement.

Anyway, I'll just go back and ask.

She didn't want to see this guy at all until she knew what the arrangement was.

Then, I saw Tsunade take out a document from the table, scan it twice, and speak.

"I have a mission in the shadows here!"

Well?

Hearing this, Asuka instantly widened his eyes, looked at the woman in the chair with a blank expression, and asked.

"Someone on a mission with me? Or is the captain pregnant? ”

"It's not!"

Thinking of Sarutobi Nanaka's recent situation, she frowned for a moment, then handed the document in her hand to Shizune, and motioned for her to send it to Asuka.

Looking at Mute trotting all the way, Tsunade crossed his fingers to support his chin and said lightly.

"The ninjas of the family aim to enter the shadows, and the ninjas among the civilians also aim to enter the shadows, but the gap between the two is really too great.

In the past, almost all of the elites in the dark were from the ninja clan, but now the old lady wants to replace some of the people inside with civilians. ”

"Don't be an old lady!"

Asuka looked through the documents in his hand and reminded, "Tsunade-sama, the Konoha you represent now, the word "old lady" is somewhat indecent, and it seems that I am too vulgar."

The next moment.

Tsunade appeared in front of Asuka in an instant, and said with a gloomy face, "You're teaching me a lesson?" ”

"No!"

Asuka shook her head, ignoring Tsunade's expression of wanting to hit him, and then looked over her body to the chair behind the Hokage.

"Tsunade-sama, you can think about it, if the three generations sit on that chair, open their mouths, shut up Lao Tzu, isn't it a little too discordant? If you are a shadow, you should have a shadow.

Tsunade-sama isn't a shadow yet, but you've made it to that position after all. ”

Well!

Tsunade nodded, expressionless.

"So, what does this have to do with the old lady? If it weren't for the fact that the grandfather didn't know how to deal with these documents, how could the old lady sit here and read these things every day.

If it's not grandpa, no, if it's not for you Uchiha"

Without waiting for her to continue, Asuka interrupted directly.

"If it weren't for our Uchiha resurrection primordial me, Tsunade-sama, you would now be sitting alone in the tavern, drinking glass after glass, and then it would have caused you to wake up frequently at night.

Even half of every time I dream."

Speaking of which, he also read the documents in his hand.

This task is very simple, it is a task of recruiting people in the dark, and he is the chief examiner.

"Why didn't you say it?"

Hearing a faint voice in front of him, Asuka closed the file and continued, "Tsunade-sama, do you know what is the most painful thing about people? ”

Tsunade's eyes narrowed slightly, and he wondered.

"What is it?"

"It's halfway through the dream, and I find that I woke up from the dream." Looking at the other party's delicate face, Asuka continued to ask, "Then Tsunade-sama, do you know what is the most painful thing for people?" ”

"What is it?"

"It's a dream that I dream about the person I want to see, but I wake up with urine, and I drink less alcohol in the future."

Hearing the smell of wine emanating from the mouth of Yan Gang's hand, Asuka hurriedly waved his hand twice, "If you don't drink less, you won't get up frequently at night, and the dreams that come out of this are continuous." ”

"Heh~"

Tsunade's eyes narrowed into crescents, obviously smiling, but he was stunned to make people feel a hint of murder.

She understood it all.

This guy not only connotates himself as an alcoholic, but also connotates the person he dreams about at night.

"You know, the old lady is really going to beat you to death!"

"Of course I do!"

He put the document in his pocket and said apologetically, "Tsunade-sama, I'm sorry, but in the future, when my medical ninjutsu improves a bit, I'll take two kidneys from someone else and give it to you."

If you have four kidneys, you can definitely drain all the drinks in your body before going to bed. ”

Tsunade looked up at the man in front of him and said with a smile.

"Little ghost, the thoughts in your head are really uncomfortable to listen to!"

Call~

As soon as he finished speaking, a storm suddenly broke out in the room.

I saw a white fist break through the air and smash towards where the Uchiha Asuka was standing.

In the face of this sudden punch, Asuka who had been prepared for a long time directly opened the kaleidoscope and exchanged places with the flower pots outside the room.

Crash!

Hearing the sound of flower pots breaking from inside the Hokage's office, Asuka who was standing in the hallway outside hugged the back of his head with both hands and muttered as he walked.

"The old woman is still so grumpy.

I drank too much and felt like a hammer, and everyone wanted to hammer twice. ”

At this time.

In the Hokage's office.

Tsunade looked at the closed door, and then at the vase that had shattered into several petals, her slightly heaving chest finally calming down.

Get used to it!!

In the past, when she beat him, she was often ridiculed.

It's just that she used to be able to hit back with a backhand, but now she can't even touch the corner of the other party's clothes.

"Mute!"

Shizune, who was stunned and trembling in place, heard Tsunade-sama calling herself, she quickly slapped her sore thighs, and responded, "Tsunade-sama, I'm here." ”

"Give the old lady those tasks with less money, more things, and far away from the village to the old lady."

"Tsunade-sama."

Looking at Tsunade's gradually calming breath, after hesitating for a while, he was puzzled, "Are you going to return the task to the client?" ”

"No!"

Tsunade walked to the window, looked at the figure of the bird on the street, and said with a smile, "The old lady admires that little ghost and decided to entrust him with a heavy responsibility. ”

"Tsunade-sama, what's the task?"

"Make money and give me flowers!!"

(End of chapter)