Chapter 416: Making False Accounts
"Alas!"
Konoha, a certain meatball shop.
Uzumaki sat behind the counter, looking at the blue sky outside Konoha and letting out a long sigh.
Because of its behavior of the balloon shop continuing to lose money, it caused Hei Jue's temper to become very irritable.
Hei Jue often runs over at night when it sleeps, pointing at its nose and scolding.
If it weren't for the fact that Hei Jue still had some use, it was estimated that it would have to be turned into nourishment again.
But this point can't stop it from losing money!!
"The bottom line really needs to be lowered, isn't it just to lose some money, because that little money will turn me into nourishment again."
Uzumaki put his hands on his cheeks, a touch of human sorrow appeared on his face, and when he turned his head to look at the Uchiha clan, the figure of the Uchiha Asuka suddenly appeared in his mind.
Some time ago, when it complained about losing money with Uchiha Asuka, it had an idea for it to open a few franchise stores.
The things sold in the franchise store are naturally still from it, and those people in the ninja world can still taste the art balls it makes personally, and it doesn't have to pay anything, just need to send some balls to the franchise store part-time when Bai Jue is passing on information, and send some fried chicken to Asuka by the way.
Well!!
Sending one copy is also a gift, and sending two copies is also a gift.
As long as it doesn't affect BlackJeeze's plans.
"If you don't lose, you make money, as long as you don't lose money."
As he said this, Uzumaki slowly closed his eyes, and the picture in his mind changed.
Later, Madara-sama will be resurrected
Madara-sama, who has regained his vitality, will definitely go and can't help but go out for a walk.
At that time, every time Madara goes to a city, he will be able to taste meatballs made with Konoha raw materials.
In a foreign country, he can reminisce about the meatballs he once ate and recall all kinds of things that happened in the past.
This is for the elderly. Pretty good
"Idiot!"
As the angry curse came, the whirlpool's eyelids jumped.
It covered its ears with its hands, a little lost.
"Don't scold, stop scolding, if you scold again, you'll be stupid."
"Damn!"
Looking at the appearance of the whirlpool, the anger in Hei Jue's heart surged up again.
I saw it pinching the whirlpool neck with both hands, and shook it vigorously, "What is Lao Tzu working so hard to make money for?" While 99.99% of the reasons are to save mom, the remaining 0.01 is not because of you.
If it weren't for the fact that you said you wanted to see your mother's demeanor, Lao Tzu"
Speaking of this, out of the corner of his eye, he saw the ledger on the counter.
The details on the ledger clearly record the daily revenue of the Maruko shop.
The day before yesterday, 12,000 taels were received, 13,000 taels were subtracted from the cost, and 1,000 taels were pasted upside down.
Yesterday, 9,000 taels were received, 15,000 taels were subtracted from the cost, and 6,000 taels were upside down.
Today
I haven't started paying any compensation today.
The above numbers pierced its heart deeply.
Although it didn't have a heart, it still felt a lot of pain in its chest and a little suffocating.
He should have stopped Madara Uchiha from injecting the cells between the columns into Hakuju.
Is this still a white one?
Looking at Bai Jue's appearance of beating and scolding, Hei Jue took a deep breath, and kept chanting in his heart, "Mom made it, Mom made it, Mom made it." ”
From a thousand years ago to the present, unless Bai Jue is irreversibly damaged, it will not turn Bai Jue back into the nourishment of the Divine Tree, these guys are the inheritance left to it by their mother.
But now, it really wants to turn these guys into nourishment for the sacred tree.
Syllable!
After noticing that Kurojue seemed to have some bad thoughts about it, Uzumaki Jue hurriedly took out a notebook from the counter and handed it over, "This is the gossip I collected in Konoha during this time."
"Humph!"
After snorting coldly, Hei Jue took the book full of gossip and said with an unkind expression, "That's all you can do." ”
"Don't say that!"
Uzumaki scratched his head and grinned, "I still have a very good relationship with Asuka Uchiha, and he also trusts me very much. ”
"That's all you need for these two things!"
Suppressing the anger in his heart, Hei Jue casually flipped through the things in his hand.
The reason why it has so much patience with the whirlpool is that it is only Uchiha Asuka, except because it was made by its mother.
When Madara revealed his plan to Asuka, he disagreed.
But due to a moment of negligence, Madara still leaks the plan out.
And after Uchiha Asuka learned about this plan, although he didn't agree to it at the time, to Kuro's surprise, after Madara Uchiha's death, Asuka suddenly became interested in this plan.
An Uchiha who is interested in the plan and has strong combat power, he still likes it very much.
Thinking of this, it suddenly thought of something, it closed the gossip in its hand, looked sideways at the whirlpool of wandering minds, gritted its teeth and said.
"Will you make fake accounts??"
"Fake accounts??"
Uzumaki Jue blinked, his eyes were filled with a little confusion, "Jue, you should understand my character, I won't lie to you, and the store has already lost money like this, do you believe the fake account?" ”
"Whew~"
Hei Jue took a deep breath, and he tried to calm down the urge to hit people in his heart, gritting his teeth.
"I can believe it."
Bai Jue's eyes widened instantly, looking at each other in shock.
"Do you really believe it??"
Hei Jue closed his eyes and said word by word.
"I believe it."
As soon as the words fell, I saw that the whirlpool snatched the account book, and directly used a pen to paint the words "upside down 6000", and wrote the words "profit 6000" in the back.
After writing it, it handed the ledger in his hand to Hei Jue and invited him to take credit.
"Changed it!"
Hei Jue looked at the words 9,000 taels on the account book, minus the cost of 15,000 taels, and the profit of 6,000, and his already dark cheeks became a little darker.
Is this particularly a reverse profit??
Bang bang bang!!
The next moment.
There was a sound of beating people from the meatball shop next to it, which instantly attracted the attention of the villagers outside.
They looked curiously at the [Ah Fei Maruko] shop, and then there was a burst of angry scolding from the shop.
"Who told you to do this?"
"You said you could believe it."
"If you make a false account like this, which of your uncles will believe it?"
"Ahh Uncle Fei? ”
“.”
After half a ring.
The swollen whirlpool stood dumbfounded beside the chair, squinting its eyes ahead and muttering, "No, I can't feel my face anymore."
Also, isn't it getting dark early today, it's getting so dark in the store, why don't we turn on the lights? ”
Glancing at the swirling cheeks that were swollen like a pig's head, Hei Jue took a deep breath and said in a comfortable mood.
"As a member of the White Absolute Sect, it's normal for you to have some problems with your body perception."
"Really!"
Uzumaki smashed his mouth and continued to mumble, "Although I'm a little rough with fake accounts now, I'll learn from him when Uchiha Asuka returns."
By the way, where is the Uchiha Asuka now? I remember him as if he was out on a mission. ”
"Hmm~"
Hei Jue rubbed his numb black hand, and his face was groaning.
Since the end of the Nine-Tails Night, it has been secretly observing the Uchiha Asuka, but some of the other party's actions have made it a little puzzled.
For example, this time the cult of the evil gods.
Is that guy trying to create a world without cults? Or do you want to create a world where civilians are happy?
Then, I saw Hei Jue crossing Erlang's legs, and said in a rather casual tone.
"It's time for him to leave Tangyin Village and head to the Land of Thunder."
Hearing that Asuka had just left Tangyin Village, Uzumaki folded his fingers and calculated, wondering, "Why is he so slow, according to their travel speed, even if they don't reach the Land of Thunder now, it should be fast." ”
The corners of Hei Jue's mouth twitched, and he gloated a little.
"Uchiha Asuka separated from Konoha and the group halfway through and stayed in Yugakure Village for a long time.
The rest of the Konoha ninjas had already arrived at the border of the Land of Thunder, but before they could enter the Land of Light, they encountered a reckless man who thought he was smart, and the dog's brains of the two groups came out. ”
"Oh~"
Uzumaki let out a long sigh, "It seems that the people sent by Konoha this time are very strong, and without the help of Asuka, the mission has not failed so far." ”
Hearing this, Hei Jue turned his head to look to the northeast, his gaze as if he could pass through many obstacles, and looked at a fat man who was painting the walls of the Holy Land.
That fat man is still working hard to paint the wall in order to cultivate the immortal method!!
Tut!!
Dragon Cave, what a bunch of liars!!
(End of chapter)