"I thought you wouldn't know how to use transformation."

Seeing the appearance of the Uchiha Asuka after changing behind him, the orange cat hunched his back and stretched, and continued, "That's fine, as long as we are not very unlucky in the future, we should not be exposed." ”

Hearing this, Asuka stopped and turned to look at the glass on the right.

The reflection on the glass was a completely unfamiliar shadow, he was dressed in dark gray clothes, with pigtails, and a horrific scar on his cheek that pierced the bridge of his nose, adding a bit of fierceness to his face.

It's just that this bit of ferocity dissipates without a trace in an instant at the moment when the bird grins.

Don't say it yet!!

Iruka still looks a little handsome when she grows up.

It's just that

Thinking of what a certain cat said just now, Asuka squinted his gaze slightly, and then saw the figure of the orange cat in the mirror.

The round head, the round body, the handful of hair under the belly are about to touch the ground

[He is very confident in his transformation technique. 】

As a member of the Uchiha, Asuka can enter the police department directly after graduation, without having to go out on missions like ordinary ninjas, but under the operation of Ryoichi

On the day of graduation, an Uchiha shinobi became his mentor and took him straight to the battlefield to experience the cruelty of war.

Ordinary Uchiha Shinobi is also a cannon fodder-like existence in a large-scale war such as the Ninja World War, although it is much stronger than ordinary cannon fodder, but if it is blown up by a detonation charm, it will also scatter its intestines on the ground.

And after experiencing an incident of a certain [cannon fodder rope tree], Asuka knows that if he can't be involved with the protagonist, the probability of accidental death will be very large.

How big is it?

So big that the young patriarch of the Thousand Hands Clan could be killed by the detonation charm when he walked on the road.

In order not to be killed by the detonation charm, Asuka deliberately delved into the ninjutsu of transformation in depth, in order not to let himself become the target of some people after leaving the village.

Thinking of this, Asuka couldn't help but show emotion on his face.

"The gap between people and people is so big, the Son of Destiny was blown up by the detonation charm, at most he was scorched black, his mouth was spitting black smoke, and the ordinary thousand-handed cannon fodder was blown up by the detonation charm, and his intestines were gone.

Someone's ninjutsu talent used to be not bad, I even thought that the fourth Hokage was him, after all, I was ready to change his fate, but I didn't expect that fool to listen to me because of my conflict with his sister. ”

Hearing this, the orange cat looked up and wondered.

"What are you muttering?"

"A thousand hands cannon fodder!"

"Oh!"

When he heard the words [Thousand Hands Cannon Fodder], the orange cat instantly understood.

There are not many people who die on the battlefield in the entire Thousand Hands Clan, and there are many who serve as cannon fodder, but the Thousand Hands Cannon Fodder that can be often put on the lips of the birds is only the Thousand Hands Rope Tree.

And the death of the Thousand Hands Rope Tree is indeed aggrieved, what a normal fool would not do, he did.

Thinking of this, it looked at the figure in the mirror again.

The fat body, round cheeks, and the hair on the belly are so soft, in order not to let the soft cat hair touch the ground, it also deliberately inhaled and let the belly retract a little.

After seeing its inhalation and belly tightening, the bird's eyelids jumped up.

Compared with the flawless transformation, fat is the biggest flaw in this trip.

With his fame, Fatty's reputation also resounded in the ninja world.

Just like the Konoha Sannin in the past, ninjas in other countries will think of Jiraiya when they see a toad the size of a mountain, and when they see a python that is comparable to the size of a mountain, they will think of Orochimaru.

When they saw the orange cat, which was extremely fat and shiny with shiny hair, they most likely thought of the Uchiha Asuka.

As far as he knows, the ninja cat in the ninja world that is fatter than fat should be the only one.

"Fatty!"

Hearing Asuka call to himself, the orange cat, who was looking in the mirror, kicked the ground on his hind legs, jumped directly onto Asuka's shoulder and asked, "What's wrong?" ”

"Fatty!"

Asuka glanced at its belly a few times and said with some concern, "You are the biggest weakness in this business!" ”

Hearing this, the orange cat's face suddenly showed a touch of humanized solemnity.

Its strength is the weakest, and it is indeed the biggest flaw in Asuka's journey, but after studying in recent months, it is not without the ability to fight the enemy.

Thinking of this, the orange cat looked sideways at Asuka and said seriously, "Don't worry, Ben Meow won't hold you back." ”

"Alas!"

Finding that Fat Fat seemed to have misunderstood what he meant, Asuka couldn't help but let out a long sigh in his heart, turned around and walked towards the western part of the Land of Thunder.

It's too shocking to say that others are fat, and the most important thing is that this fat is still raised by yourself

Well!

As he walked forward, the image of the first acquaintance between the two came to mind.

When the two first met, Fatty was still a normal orange cat, although he promised to have endless canned food when he signed the contract, but at that time he didn't really want to feed canned food three times a day.

I just want to fool a ninja cat into signing a contract with him first.

afterward

Every time Tsunade went back to the village to see him, he had to taunt him, "Whose ninja cat is so thin?" I'm really curious if it's his owner and the ninja cat who are eating it. ”

"The last time I saw such a thin cat was in that famine era, and people had to compete with cats and mice to eat."

"Little ghost, do you know which poor ghost raised this ninja cat that looks thin and has no meat?"

"Huh? It turned out that you raised it."

The images of being ridiculed by Tsunade at the beginning came to Asuka's mind one by one.

He took a deep breath and glanced sideways in the direction of Konoha as he thought of a certain piglet that Tsunade had recently adopted, and couldn't help but mumble to himself.

"Old woman, sooner or later, Lao Tzu will fan the pig you raised."

Sneeze!!

A human sneeze sounded.

Tsunade, who was working on the papers, subconsciously raised his head and looked at the little piglet who was sneezing on the sofa.

"It's really a day at a time, and I'm fat again!!"

Tsunade looked at him, and the little piglet in front of him suddenly turned into a steaming roast suckling pig that was crispy on the outside and tender on the inside.

Roast suckling pig that will go!!

"Tsunade-sama!"

Shizune noticed the saliva flowing from the corner of Tsunade's mouth, and said with some vigilance, "This is our partner, not your appetizer, and the uncastrated pork is not delicious." ”

"It's a pity. Distracted! ”

Wiping the saliva from the corner of his mouth, the expression on Tsunade's face suddenly became serious.

"It's better to be muted, it's better to castrate the pig.

Not to mention that uncastrated pigs may be in heat, just take our future travel in the ninja world, if you don't castrate the pig is also a troublesome thing, every time it is in heat, do you have to take it to find other pigs to solve?

When the time comes, there will be another piglet in my life."

Tsunade took a breath and suppressed the idea of sustainable "appetizers" in his mind.

Pigs give birth to one litter, one litter gives birth to two litters, two litters give birth to three litters, and three litters.

"Tsunade-sama!"

Seeing that Tsunade-sama was starting to wander again, Shizune's cheeks twitched, and he admonished, "Tsunade-sama doesn't deal with today's affairs, and today will pass." ”

Looking back at the red sky outside the window, and after lingering for a moment on the sun that was about to set, Tsunade shrugged his shoulders and said rather casually.

"I'll deal with it tomorrow."

"Tsunade-sama, you haven't finished dealing with the day before yesterday."

"The day before yesterday?"

Tsunade looked at the stack of papers on the table the day before yesterday, and his happy mood suddenly became depressed because he was about to leave work.

She casually picked up a document and looked at it twice, then beckoned to Mute and said.

"Mute!"

Hearing the call from ahead, Mute, who was teasing the little piglet, was stunned for a moment, and then looked up.

I saw that Tsunade, who was originally depressed, was sitting on the chair at this time, dragging his chin with his fingers crossed, and said with a serious face.

"Don't you want to be the Hokage?"

Mute hesitated for a moment, then nodded.

"The Hokage's daily life is extremely boring, are you sure you can live with it?"

This time she didn't hesitate, she nodded her head and looked firmly at Tsunade-sama sitting in the chair.

"Good!"

Tsunade gave her a relieved look, then pushed the papers on the table forward, and continued, "Although these documents don't involve any secrets in the village, they still need to be seen by the Hokage.

And these unclassified, unimportant documents occupy most of the Hokage's day.

Mute you to experience the boring day of the Hokage, and then you will definitely dispel the idea of becoming the Hokage, really, you can't stand the boring life of the Hokage. ”

Hearing this, Shizune stood up directly from the sofa and said in an unusually firm voice.

"No, it won't!"

Looking at Tsunade-sama's suspicious face, she threw the little piglet in her arms directly onto the sofa, and then went to the Hokage's desk to look at the stack of documents, and her originally determined steps became hesitant.

"Tsunade-sama, is it really okay for me to think these things?"

"It's okay!"

Tsunade stood up and took a bottle of wine from the drawer, then pressed the silence to the Hokage's chair and encouraged, "The first threshold to becoming the Hokage is to endure loneliness.

Mute, I don't think you're a lonely, but you can prove it to me."

After saying that, Tsunade came to the sofa where he was sitting silently with the wine bottle just now, and then picked up the little pig next to him, and looked at the simple ceiling while drinking.

It was never her dream to be the Hokage, it was the dream of the rope tree, it was the dream of the broken one.

She wanted to be the Hokage's woman in the first place

(End of chapter)