The three guests at the table downstairs withdrew their gazes, and one of them smiled at the fiercest one at the same table: "It's kind of interesting." Baoqing, people are arguing with you, why don't you touch your pockets and throw something? ”

But it turned out that these three people were Xie Baoqing, Pang Yuan and Shen Xiang, the three of them were considered to be sympathetic to the people's feelings in a private interview, and they came in to have a cup of tea and listen to gossip when they were tired, and the teahouse is undoubtedly one of the places where all kinds of news circulate the most.

Xie Tian laughed and picked up a piece of roasted wheat in the steamer and took a bite, and said with a smile: "It's not the ocean I threw on the stage, that girl is also calling Lao Shen, right, Lao Shen, hurry up and touch your pocket to see if there are any other valuable things?" Why don't you take off your jade pendant and throw it on? ”

"Get out", Shen Xiang scolded and looked at Pang Yuan with a smile and said, "I guess it's the aunt's wife of which family, the kind who guards the empty room alone." ”

Xie Tian raised his eyebrows and looked at Pang Yuan and said, "Brother Pang, what do you think of monogamy?" ”

Pang Yuan waved his hand: "This place is not the time to discuss this, I personally agree, listen to Allegro first." ”

On stage, Allegro Zhang finally began his performance, crackling and after a rapid prelude, the board was closed, and the castanets were croaked and the new paragraph he had just written last night was thrown.

"When the bamboo planks are so sold, my heart blooms. Looking forward to it, the People's Liberation Army has entered the city. The People's Liberation Army has 16,000 and the little devils are 38,000, and this battle is a splash in the Haihe River, and the eighteen-pound carp all jump home directly. (Quack, quack, quack). ”

As soon as the first sentence of the Allegro was sung, there was already a cheer from the audience, and someone began to throw money on the stage.

"Speaking of the People's Liberation Army, we have to talk about Xie Baoqing first. This Xie Baoqing, in fact, he is not a human. ”

The audience chuckled, and the applause stopped abruptly, and many people already had a black line on their heads.

Allegro Zhang, you're fat, aren't you?

The People's Liberation Army has entered the city, and there are People's Liberation Army patrols on the streets outside the door, don't you want to live? How dare you scold Xie Baoqing here for not being a person? Well?

The applause of the audience stopped abruptly, but there was laughter from a box on the second floor, and then a handful of the ocean flew out of the box and fell onto the stage, at least seven or eight.

Xie Tian wordlessly turned his gaze from his allegro face to the box, and could only see clearly that there were three people sitting in the box, and seven or eight people standing behind the three people with their arms crossed.

Xie Tian looked at the table behind him quietly, and saw Hu Zhiyong leading two people to get up and walk towards the stairs leading to the box on the second floor.

On stage, Allegro Zhang hesitated and played Allegro for a long time, and suddenly continued to sing fiercely.

"Xie Baoqing is not a person, he is the incarnation of a stone monkey, five hundred years ago, the heavenly palace was demoted to mortal dust, the little devil made trouble in China, the Buddha opened his grace, and the golden body only appeared after the five finger mountains were recovered."

The audience was stunned and boiled again, and the allegro Zhang compared Xie Baoqing to the Monkey King who made trouble in the Heavenly Palace.

Allegro Zhang really let it out, Allegro croaked, and his mouth walked away.

"In that battle at night, how ruthless the little devil was, he threw several tons of gas bombs out."

Xie Baoqing was anxious, showed his golden body, took out the Ruyi Golden Hoop Stick and killed the devils.

"It's a big piece of sticks, kicking a large group, and beating the devils crying and calling their mothers all soulless."

"There are too many devils, Xie Baoqing split up, and he became a PLA after plucking a handful of hairs."

"It's tens of thousands, and the little devil trembles when he sees his legs."

"Xie Baoqing is a god, and he is also a god, and if he grabs the little devil's hand and tears the little devil, he will lose his soul."

"I'll go", thank God for a black line, this damn thing, it turns out that you are the originator of this section of the hand-tearing devil.

Allegro Zhang is crackling and said the joke, and the paragraph directly compared Xie Tian to the reincarnation of Sun Wukong, the gods descended to earth, and the People's Liberation Army is also a heavenly soldier and a general, and he came to clean up the little devils.

Xie Tian listened to the laughter, and his hands were beaten.

Pang Yuan and Shen Xiang looked at Xie Tian speechlessly, you still laugh so happily when you hear others praise you like this, can you make a face?

Allegro Zhang this time is a happy and dripping Japanese devil blackened again, by thanking God for the concession of the matter of the Eight-Nation Coalition to scold one by one, this paragraph of Allegro down, the Chinese tea garden in the applause continued, the big ocean old copper plate devil ticket exchange coupon thrown on the stage, and even someone just bought the flower color also thrown on the stage.

Xie Tian saw the allegro closing the board and bowing to the audience again and again, the two teenage apprentices came to the stage with a tray with a smile to pick up the money, he reached out and touched his pocket and stretched out his hand to Pang Yuan with a smile: "Brother Pang, I didn't bring any money, so I borrowed a few ocean envoys." ”

Pang Yuan stared at Xie Tian speechlessly, took out two oceans from his pocket and slapped them into Xie Tian's hand, stared at the beads of his eyes and asked, "Can you have a face, and you are not ashamed." ”

Xie Tian laughed and threw the two oceans on the stage, and then smiled at Pang Yuan: "People play Allegro so well, it is also appropriate to reward a few oceans." ”

Shen Xiang threw a few more oceans, looked at Xie Tian and said with a smile: "Big boss, you didn't bring any money and dragged us to the teahouse, and you planned to eat and drink us for nothing from the beginning." ”

The consumption of the teahouse is not low, especially when sitting on this row of tables, a table of tea, melons, fruits and snacks costs a lot of money, as well as the head money.

Xie Tian laughed and said: "You two are an official and the other is a landlord, so it's embarrassing for me to spend money to entertain you." ”

Pang Yuan was one level older than Xie Tianguan (appointed by the Chongqing government), and Shen Xiang was the mayor of Tianjin, who was considered a landlord.

The two little apprentices on the stage counted while picking up the money, and one of the little apprentices couldn't help but report to Allegro Zhang in a low voice: "Master, there are more than one hundred and thirty oceans, and there is a gold bracelet, let's get rich." ”

Seeing people throwing money on the stage, Allegro already knew that he had gained a lot today, but he didn't expect to have so much money, so he hurriedly ordered the two little apprentices to kneel down and kowtow to people, and he bowed again and again.

The artist has a low status in this era, knowing that he is all dependent on the guests to enjoy the food, and he treats the guests like a father, and it is just normal for the little apprentice to kneel and kowtow, and some of the corners have knelt down themselves.

Most of the programs performed by the artists are their own practice to coax everyone to have fun, but they are not like those orangutans in later generations, and their nostrils are soaring when they mix up their names, and they come out and go in to open the way, and the assistants around them are a lot of hula hula, and there are so many cheap people to chase them.

Pang Yuan looked at the joyful Xie Tian speechlessly, shook his head, and asked, "Is there enough of it?" Isn't it time for us to go? ”

Playing around, thankfully knowing that there are still a lot of things to do, he laughed and picked up a piece of trough cake and said: "There are so many delicious things, don't spoil it, let's leave after eating." ”

At this moment, more than a dozen fierce and vicious people rushed in from the gate of the tea garden, these people did not squint, and after entering the door, they went straight to the big stage, and took the lead in raising the stick in their hands and stretched out their hands to point at the allegro on the stage and shouted: "Give me a fight." ”