The spring breeze blows on the cheeks, people can't help but close their eyes comfortably, and the air is filled with a vibrant atmosphere, indicating that spring has arrived, and everything is reviving and mating

After staring at the black cat in heat on the wall for a long time, Ryoichi suddenly turned his head to look at Asuka, "Why don't you geldle the old black?" It's old, and the old man is really afraid that it won't be able to bear it. ”

Call~

As soon as the words fell, Liang glanced out of the corner of his eyes and caught a glimpse of a brick wrapped in the wind, flying towards him at a very fast speed.

Tilting his head slightly to dodge the attacking bricks, a hoarse voice came from the wall.

"Old man Liangyi, you humans can have children in their sixties and seventies, and I am only in my fifties when I convert my age to human beings, but I can't control myself in this spring season.

That's it

You actually want to castrate me? ”

As he spoke, a swarthy shiny ninja cat jumped off the wall with graceful steps.

After it walked around the bird, its amber-like eyes stared straight at Ryoichi, and there was a hint of disdain in his words, "I saw you go out to find a woman the other day.

You're almost 70, aren't you? ”

"Fart!"

Liangyi's eyes widened for a moment, and he said angrily, "The old man is in his early sixties this year. ”

As soon as he finished speaking, he suddenly remembered that he was not alone here.

Well!

Liangyi raised his head and looked at the sky, his old face was slightly red, and he said embarrassedly, "What Lao Hei said is, Asuka don't listen to its nonsense here, the old man has been unable to sleep all night long for the affairs of the clan recently." ”

"Oh?"

The black cat glanced at him teasingly, and then jumped on the table, "You touch your conscience and say, you are so much older than me, and you still have the energy to find a woman, I just don't control my instincts, you are going to castrate me.

Doesn't your heart hurt? ”

Hearing this, Liangyi closed his eyes and said directly, "When you go out and have a good time, don't you feel pain when you throw the cat cub to me to raise?" The key is to raise a litter, raise a litter a year, are you an old man here as a nursery? ”

The black cat's face showed a humane grievance, and it looked back at the bird and complained.

"This began to dislike me, when I was young and able to work, the old man happily raised my children, and now I am just old, this old man is ready to castrate me.

Malevolent!! ”

Looking at the big black cat with grievances written on its face, Asuka let out a long sigh in his heart.

Because of the war and the mission, the average lifespan of a ninja cat is very short, however, just like there are ninja people who live to be sixty or seventy years old, there are also some ninja cats who live longer.

The big black cat in front of him is one of them

"The old man is joking!"

Asuka said as he unfolded the scroll he had just put away.

Putting his thumb into his mouth and biting it gently, a trace of blood slowly seeped out along his fingers, and then he saw Asuka press the scroll with both hands.

Peng!

A white smoke instantly enveloped the scroll.

The black cat, which was still accusing Liang Yiyi of evil deeds just now, was also a little confused at this time, it stared at the white mist in front of it for a long time, and wondered, "Little Flying Bird, what did you summon." ”

"The fish I brought back to you from the land of honey."

Before the words fell, the white mist gradually dissipated, and the black cat saw two puffer fish appear on the table, and the color of the puffer fish's skin was obviously very well preserved. fabulous

"Isn't this the puffer fish that Ryoichi didn't want just now?"

After staring at the two puffer fish for a long time, it gave Asuka a thumbs up and praised, "Okay, you kid is more vicious than Ryoichi, he just wants to castrate me, you want to poison me, you Uchiha are really a group of living Hades." ”

Then, I saw it kick the two puffer fish aside, and its face was full of disgust.

It's true that cats love fish, and it's true that puffer fish is a fish, but is puffer fish a serious fish? What is the difference between this puffer fish and rats that have eaten rat poison, they also contain highly poisonous poison in their bodies, and whoever eats them will die.

"Ryoichi!"

Seeing that the Uchiha Asuka wanted to poison himself, the black cat complained with a distressed face, "I was born and died to work for the Uchiha for decades, and that's how you Uchiha treat the heroes?"

They don't even want to help me raise a child."

"The old man has raised dozens of nests for you, and he is the big boss every year, and he doesn't want to be this year."

Hearing this, Ryo's eyelids lifted slightly, looked sideways at the Uchiha Asuka lying next to him, and asked, "Asuka, are you willing to raise a child for someone else?" ”

Birds:???

He always felt as if the old man's words meant something.

"Alas!"

At this time, I heard that Liangyi suddenly sighed and said to himself, "As the second elder of the family, the old man who can bring benefits to the family is naturally supportive, but as an elder, the old man still hopes that the younger generation will marry a first marriage and not have children." ”

Birds:???

He was now sure that the old man was poking at something.

"Old man, what do you want to say?"

Hearing this, Ryoichi looked up at the sky, his eyes flashing with memories, and began to reminisce about those past times.

Since neither of them spoke, the atmosphere in the small courtyard became extraordinarily quiet, as if they were two completely different worlds from the noisy street outside, and the wall was the barrier separating the two worlds.

After half a ring.

Just as he was thinking about whether to leave, he saw Ryochi Uchiha lying on the chair with his lips slightly open, and there was an indescribable taste in his old voice.

"Since my cousin left, the old man often lies on the chair and recalls the scenes that happened in the past."

As he spoke, he raised his hand and pointed to the house of the Uchiha Asuka across the street, "When the village was first established, the land of the two clans was relocated, and after the relocation, the Uchiha clan almost restored the appearance of the former clan land.

The courtyard where you live now is where your grandfather used to live, and when the Uchiha didn't relocate, our two families were neighbors, and after the Uchiha moved, our two families were still neighbors.

When my husband was a child, he had a very good relationship with your grandfather, and every time your grandfather came back from a mission, he would bring some rare things that were not common in the family, and once he even caught a pepper fish behind my eldest brother's back."

Sansho fish?

When he heard the word, information about this thing came to his mind.

Covered with pimples.,Good at burrowing into the ground.,Huge size.,Living in the mountains of Yuyin Village.,Can spew out a wide range of poisonous mist from its mouth.,And it's also a psychic beast of Hanzo.。

"Why don't you talk about it?

And old man, why didn't you sign a contract with Sanjiao Fish back then, don't look at that thing ugly, but the toxicity is really big. ”

When Asuka came back to his senses and was about to continue listening, he found that there was no sound in the courtyard again.

Raising his eyelids and glancing at the old man, Asuka saw that the old man was looking himself up and down with strange eyes, and the red glow flashing in his eyes from time to time was somewhat scary.

"Hey, hey!"

Asuka shook his head and hurriedly waved his hand at him, "Old man, what are you looking at?" ”

"Heh~"

Liangyi retracted his eyes, and after sneering, the old man said slowly, "The old man only found out today that your current behavior is exactly the same as your grandfather's, and you like to let the old man eat something that contains highly poisonous.

After your grandfather brought the pepper fish back, he didn't say a word and slapped it to death on the spot, and then boiled the oil in the pot, and while cutting the meat from the pepper fish, he told the old man that it was fresh and delicious. ”

Birds:???

He blinked at the air in front of him, a blank look in his eyes.

That thing is poisonous all over the body, right?

As if he knew what he was thinking, he saw Ryoichi leaning back in his chair and said with a scared face, "The old man was young, short-sighted, narrow-minded, and lonely.

Anyway, the old man just believed your grandfather's sentence that "the flame will burn everything, including toxins."

Hearing this, Asuka instantly widened his eyes and said in shock.

"Old man, have you eaten?"

Ryoichi slowly closed his eyes and did not answer the question, but continued to tell the story just now.

"At the beginning, after your grandfather saw the pepper fish roasted, he took a big bite in front of the old man, and while proving that this thing was not poisonous, he also said loudly that it was delicious.

Anyway, I was greedy, and I ate two bites.

Just when the old man wanted to eat the third bite, the eldest brother came back, and after he saw the dead pepper fish and the pepper fish meat in the corner of the old man's mouth, he didn't say a word and flew up and kicked the old man in the stomach, and vomited out the overnight meal. ”

Asuka smashed his beak, and couldn't help but let out a sigh of emotion in his heart.

Sansho fish!!

It's a sansho fish that is poisonous even for breathing, and the ninjas of the Warring States period really dare to eat anything.

Thinking of this, Asuka put his hands on the armrests of the recliner and asked curiously.

"And then?"

"Later."

Thinking of what happened later, Ryoichi was silent for a long time and replied with an expressionless face.

"Later, your grandfather was in a coma for two days, and the old man was in a coma for eight days because he was still young, short-sighted, narrow-minded, lonely, low-minded, timely rescue, and blessed by his ancestors.

If the old man wakes up late, the eldest brother will have to give up the treatment. ”

“.”

Hearing the old man say that he had been in a coma for eight days, Asuka silently calculated the amount of toxins in the body of the Sanjiao fish in his heart, and then gave the old man a thumbs up and sighed.

"Old man, you're not two, it's two catties, right?"

"Heh~"

Ryoichi sneered and didn't answer the conversation.

In the past, when Asuka was young, the guy invited him to drink fish soup, and at that time he was defenseless against Asuka, and even a little moved in his heart.

Although the taste of the fish soup was not satisfactory, he did not hesitate to drink two large bowls.

Then he was poisoned and lay in the medical department for half a month.

When he was a young man, Grandpa Asuka invited him to eat grilled fish, and at that time he was not defenseless against Uchiha Hizuru, and he was even a little moved in his heart.

Although the grilled fish didn't taste very good, he still ate two catties without hesitation.

Then he was in a coma for eight days and was almost abandoned for treatment

"Should I say that the old man has a big life? Or should I say that the ancestors of the family are strong? ”

？？？

Listening to the old man's exclamation, a row of question marks suddenly appeared above the bird's head.

He didn't understand how this kind of thing could still have anything to do with the ancestors of the family.

Looking at the blankness in Asuka's eyes, he took a deep breath, his eyes were a little red and swollen, and said, "It is said that people will go to the same place after death, and the ancestors of the family are naturally the same."

They can't bear to go to that kind of place too early, so they must be there to move around physically and forcibly prevent the old man from passing. ”

“.”

Asuka blinked, a thoughtful look on his face.

He didn't know what the Pure Land was like, but he knew that the Six Dao Immortals were in the Pure Land. Well. Could it be that those souls who go to the Pure Land will not fall asleep and still be able to move around in a physical way?

"Whew~"

Ryoichi let out a long breath and looked up at the sky, muttering to himself, "People go to the same place when they die, and the old man may meet your grandfather there."

He will definitely ask about you when the time comes.

And when your grandfather learned that under the arrangement of the old man, you married a widow with a child. ”

You say"

As he spoke, his gaze fell on the stunned Uchiha Asuka, and his faint voice seemed to come from hell, "When the time comes, will your grandfather think that the old man is retaliating, and then press the old man to the ground and beat him?"

After all, his grandson is so good, how can he marry a widow who is married for the second time? ”

After Ryoichi finished speaking, he slowly closed his eyes and his breathing became even.

He didn't discriminate against widows, but he didn't like his descendants to marry a widow, and that was a nice thing to say?

His best junior married a widow, so how would he talk to Feihe after he died?

"Brother Feihe, I found a widow for your grandson."

"Ryoichi, you are doing a good job, Brother Feihe admires you very much."

"Really?"

"Really, Brother Feihe really didn't see the wrong person, you took good care of my grandson."

“.”

With his feet, he knew that it was impossible for things to go the way he wanted, and if he really told Uchiha Hizuru about it, it was estimated that the would have to be beaten.

Unless the widow has something to do with the Thousand Hands Pillar.

It's better to say it that way.

For example, after the death of the Thousand Hands Pillar, someone in the clan matched the previous patriarch and Uzumaki Mito.

"I say!"

Asuka finally realized something at this moment, and his eyes when he looked at Ryoichi gradually became weird, "Old man, who did you hear say that I was going to marry a widow?" ”

Hearing this, Liang didn't lift his eyelids, and asked directly. "You don't marry a widow, what are you trying to resurrect Uzumaki Kushina?

If we stand in the family's position now, the old man really can't figure out what benefit the resurrection of Jiu Sinai will do to the family, but she has seen the person who "controls the Nine-Tails" with her own eyes.

If the finger is pointed at the family at that time, it will be a big trouble.

And"

Speaking of this, he opened his eyes and looked Asuka up and down, and continued, "Even if the person who controls the Nine-Tails is not someone from the family, what will the family gain after Kushina's resurrection except for owing Uchiha a favor?

You have to know that Jiu Sinai, who lost the four generations and the nine tails, is useless, if you don't say that it's useless, you can only say that it's useless. ”

Asuka also figured it all out at this time.

No wonder there was so much talk about "widows" and "raising children for others".

Then, I saw Asuka shrug his shoulders and said with a serious expression, "I just want her to owe us a personal favor, this favor will be of great use in the future, although Jiu Sinai is useless, she has a good son." ”

The old man didn't know how strong Kushina's son was, but Asuka knew.

Naruto Uzumaki not only has a powerful mouth, but he is also powerful himself.

After the fourth war, if you want to protect Madara Uchiha so that he can live in the ninja world openly, some preparations are still necessary.

Although Madara Uchiha's strength also beats the rest of the ninja world, what if those people invite Naruto Uzumaki's Madonna out of the house?

When the time comes, I can only ask Naruto Uzumaki to.

Seeing Asuka sitting on the chair in a daze, Ryoichi took a deep look at him and said slowly, "But if you don't stand on the family's side, the old man will be able to understand your purpose for doing this."

Although the resurrection of Kushina will not bring any benefit to the family, if you are sure that the resurrection of Kushina will not have a negative impact on the family, then let it go.

When the time comes, the old man will have a big deal to let your grandfather beat him, anyway, the old man is hard to kill, and it is nothing to be beaten. ”

“.”

Asuka smashed his beak and looked at Ryoichi Uchiha with a complicated look in his eyes.

He always felt that the old man should have thought of something wrong.

(End of chapter)