Chapter 466: Didn't You Eat? (2-in-1)
In March, the weather in Konoha is getting warmer, the sun is shining, and spring is in full swing.
A weed emerged from the soil at some point, waving its tender leaves in the spring breeze.
Call!
The next moment.
The shadow instantly enveloped the entire weed, and a large hand fell from the sky, dragging it out of the ground in an unusually rough way, and flicking it in the air.
The dirt was affected by gravity and returned to the ground, and the fate of the weed
Crunch! Crunch!
The sound of chewing was carried down the air into the ears of those around them.
Bitter, sour, astringent, and the sand was not shaken clean
After the Great Elder took two casual bites, he swallowed the weed and the noodles in his mouth into his stomach, and then looked up and looked around.
Nanga Shrine is a secret gathering place for the Uchiha clan, and there is a stone tablet written by the six immortals in the underground, but on the ground it is no different from an ordinary shrine.
Although this shrine belongs to the Uchiha, villagers who pass by here sometimes come to worship from a long distance after seeing the shrine.
Looking at this ordinary-looking shrine, the Great Elder slowly picked up the stones stuffed between his teeth with his tongue, "Who would have thought that under this ordinary shrine, there are actually stone tablets left by the six immortals?"
Although the old man didn't understand the inscription at all, it didn't hinder it."
"Alas!"
At this moment, a sudden sigh came from his ear and interrupted his memory.
The Great Elder looked in the direction from which the voice came, and after seeing who it was, he silently put the dishes and chopsticks in his hand on the ground, and the old voice said slowly.
"Madou, take that thing away, the old man won't eat pancakes today!"
"I saw you eating weeds just now!"
Madou handed over the pancakes with his hand, and then sat down next to the Great Elder.
He looked up at the crowded square in front of Nanga Shrine, and a look of complexity flashed in his eyes.
When he was young, it was still a solemn place, and even when he was a child, he had to turn his back to Nanga Shrine for fear of desecrating the ancestors inside.
Well.
When he grew up, this place was actually a solemn place, but now this place has changed its taste, it has become a smell of fireworks in the world, and there is even a hint of mush.
He looked sideways at the Great Elder sitting on the side, pointed to the square in front of him and sighed, "Great Elder, do you remember what it was like here before?" ”
"Remember!"
The Great Elder nodded slightly, he glanced at the crowd gathered here, and said unhurriedly, "As the Great Elder of the Uchiha Clan, the old man has participated in and presided over hundreds of clan meetings, how could he forget what this place was like before?" ”
Hearing this, Uchiha Madou raised his hand and asked.
"Did you sell pancakes here?"
Following his fingers, the Great Elder saw a middle-aged couple stalling pancakes in the shrine square.
He also knew the couple, and the family emblem on their car was still issued by the Great Elder, and even they got permission from him to set up a stall here.
"The world is going down."
Madou took a bite of the pancake, then glanced at the old man next to him, and said lightly, "People's hearts are not ancient, such a quiet shrine has actually become a morning market-like existence."
Great Elder, find a crooked-necked tree to die to apologize. ”
The Great Elder didn't even look at him, his eyes still fell on the pancake stall not far away, and he sneered, "Fifth Elder, even if the old man dies, it will not be your turn to sit in the position of the Great Elder." ”
"Changing from "five" to "four" is also a good thing. ”
Madou's gaze lingered on the pancake stand for a moment, and then he looked at the ramen stall next to the pancake stand.
Let's be honest.
He wouldn't say anything if there was only one selling breakfast in Nanga Shrine Square, but there were more than a dozen stalls in this originally quiet square.
Selling pancakes, selling ramen, selling steamed buns, porridge.
After staring at those stalls for a long time, Uchiha Madou looked down at the pancakes in his hand again, and said to himself, "How does the old man feel that he went out and came back with a change."
Uchiha. It became a bit strange for the old man."
"The patriarch should bear half of the responsibility for this matter, and the patriarch's wife should bear the responsibility of the other half." Looking at the curious look in Madou's eyes, the Great Elder was silent for a moment before continuing.
"You guys eat some irritating food in the assembly hall all the time, which makes the patriarch feel a little spicy every time he has a meeting, and it affects the Uchiha's reputation a little."
"Stop, stop!"
Madou made a silent gesture, and he looked at the Great Elder with a confused expression, "You didn't eat??" What do you mean by "you people"? Don't have you in this group? ”
"Nonsense!" After snorting, the Great Elder immediately sat up straight and said seriously, "You are all arrogant and boundless, so you almost rode on the old man's head and."
If it weren't for the old man's strength and his stomach being beaten with iron, he would really be looked down upon by the guys."
Uchiha Madou: ????
He looked at the Great Elder blankly, thinking in his heart about the connection between what he had just said and the question he had raised.
Is it because he has a bad brain and can't understand what the Great Elder is saying, or is the Great Elder having a bad brain and can't speak human words?
"Hey, hey!"
Then, I saw Ma Dou silently put down the pancake in his hand, looked at the Great Elder's eyes full of suspicion, and said unceremoniously, "The old man just asked if you ate it?"
Look at what you said, the old man didn't understand a word. ”
"Didn't understand?"
The Great Elder glanced him up and down, and said lightly, "That's right if you don't understand, why don't you say that you are the Fifth Elder and the old man is the Great Elder?" If you can understand what the old man said, the position of the Great Elder will simply let you forget it.
Remember what the old man just said, it's enough for you to go back and feel it for a while. ”
“.”
He didn't understand anything else, but Uchiha Madou understood the last sentence.
Not only did he understand, but he could also hear the mockery mixed with his words.
Bang!
Suddenly, a muffled sound sounded, instantly muffling the noisy sounds in the square.
They all brushed their heads and turned their heads to look in the direction the voice was coming from.
I saw two old men with white beards slamming their arms together, and the powerful air currents swept the air like waves on everyone's faces, making people subconsciously squint their eyes.
"Hey!"
One of the Uchiha Shangnin, in order to prevent the pancake he had just bought from getting sand on it, he didn't even think about throwing it back directly back to the pancake stand, and said with a normal face, "Why did the Great Elder fight with the Fifth Elder." ”
"I don't know!"
Looking at the half-eaten pancakes in the hands of the two elders, the man looked at his newly bought pancakes again, and then returned them to the pancake stall as well, and said to the couple who made the pancakes.
"Close the door, don't let the sand in, and you will give it to me when the Great Elder is done beating them."
After saying that, he turned to look at the battlefield again, and his eyes gradually became fanatical.
It's been a long time since he's seen those old people in his family make a move, and the last time these old people made a move was on the night of the Nine-Tails, and it was said that the Great Elder was a brave mess at that time, and a fire escape directly smashed the Nine-Tails into the ground.
Bang bang bang!!
A dull crash ran down the air and into everyone's ears.
I saw that Uchiha Saburo and Uchiha Madou did not mean to use weapons or ninjutsu, but used the purest physical skills to show their strength, although physical skills in Konoha are regarded as difficult to practice, difficult to understand, and difficult to master.
But after what happened to Maite Dai, no one in the entire Konoha or the entire ninja world dared to underestimate the physical ninja.
"Madou, didn't you eat today? Well? You can't even give the old man a leg up. ”
Then, I saw the Great Elder raise his right leg and kick at Madou, who had not yet stood firm.
Looking at the thigh wrapped in the wind, Madou's eyes narrowed, and he raised his arm to protect his chest without thinking.
The next moment.
The thigh smashed directly on the arm, and the powerful force instantly lifted Madou out, rolled in the air a few times and then fell heavily to the ground.
Bang!
The ground paved with bluestone appeared like a spider web-like crack at the moment when Madou's feet hit the ground, although the appearance looks intact, but a discerning person can know that the inside has become crumbs.
Gently shaking his arm, Uchiha Madou looked up at the Great Elder, and said slowly in an old voice.
"Great Elder, the old man will give you some ramen, I don't know if your body is old, or if you are hungry and have no energy at all, it doesn't hurt at all!!"
The Great Elder forcibly held back the trembling of his leg muscles, but the expression on his face became more and more indifferent.
Well!
His leg hurt just now, how could Uchiha Madou not have anything at all.
Thinking of this, the Great Elder took a bite of the remaining half of the pancake fruit in his hand, and said in a voice unhurriedly, "Madou, don't pretend, the old man sees that sweat is already oozing from your forehead." ”
"Heh~"
Madou chuckled lightly, and didn't wipe his forehead at all.
It hurt a lot just now. Well. People who hurt sweat.
Then, Madou shook his neck, tore off his clothes, revealing his sturdy body, and continued to mock, "You have also seen the power of Tsunade's painful feet back then, and that kick broke bones and tendons on people's bodies, look at you again."
Abdicate and change the position of the Great Elder to a stronger one. ”
“.”
The Great Elder licked the corners of his dry lips and said mockingly as well.
"Madou, the old man found that you are not hard now, at least this mouth is quite hard, the last time the old man saw such a hard-mouthed person, it was still the fools in Shayin Village.
It is clear that there is no hope of victory in the war, but the mouth is still so hard, and the peace clause is not relaxed at all. ”
As soon as the words fell, the Great Elder's figure disappeared in place in an instant.
Some of the people with poor strength only saw a black shadow flash in the air, and then the bodies of the two old men collided again, while some of the stronger ones saw the great elder take a bite of the pancake while teleporting. Took a bite.
"Do you have to eat this pancake now?"
Looking at the two of them who were fighting again, an Uchiha Shinobi crossed his arms to his chest and wondered, "The Great Elder is so confident in his own strength while eating pancakes while fighting?" ”
"After all, he is the great elder of the family, none of us have seen his true strength, and from the moment he became the great elder, he has never made a move, and no one can force him to make a move.
At the time of the Nine-Tails, I heard that the Great Elder took the lead and delayed a lot of time for the family."
Madou: ???
He heard the comments of the people around him clearly.
In the description of this group of people, how did this old thing quickly become the first hidden master of Uchiha?
Thinking of the Great Elder who was slapped away by the Nine Tails and a claw last year, Madou's right arm bent slightly, and an elbow hit the Great Elder's shoulder and smashed it directly, "Old thing, you are false propaganda."
If the old man remembers correctly, you were shot out of two miles by nine tails and one paw, right? ”
Out of the corner of his eye, the elbow blow swept over, and the Great Elder took a step back, then used the vegetable leaves in the pancake as a shuriken and threw it at Uchiha Madou.
"Fart!"
The next moment, I saw the Great Elder bully forward, slapped Madou's head with a fist, and lowered his voice, "If the old man hadn't stopped those few seconds, would the Nine-Tailed Beast Jade be able to raise the family Believe it or not?" ”
Ma Dou raised his arm to block his fist, and then he also took a bite of the uneaten pancake like the Great Elder, and said angrily, "The old man was behind you at that time, and I watched you rush over, and then you were slapped away by the Nine-Tails, and there were not even two seconds in between."
How embarrassed are you to say it to others"
"Then let you feel the strength of the old man to block the Nine-Tails for a few seconds."
Then, I saw the Great Elder throw the pancake bag into the air, and the two hands tightened into a fist, and smashed directly into the Uchiha Madou.
Madou Uchiha took a deep breath and threw the pancakes into the air as well, blasting them back as well.
Bang bang bang!!
After the two of them bombarded each other more than a dozen times, Ma Dou turned around and distanced himself from him, secretly shook his already wooden arm, took the pancakes that fell from the sky, and said expressionlessly.
"I don't know if it's because the old man is in good health, or because the eldest elder hasn't eaten, I don't feel it at all."
“.”
The crowd of onlookers was a little dumbfounded at this time.
They looked at the Great Elder, whose face was flushed and his breath was short, and then at Elder Madou, whose arms couldn't stop trembling, and subconsciously lowered their heads to observe the ants on the ground.
"It should be that the old man didn't eat, and he used a lot of strength."
Then, the Great Elder took a few deep breaths, forcibly suppressed his disordered breathing, and beckoned to the breakfast stall next to him, shouting, "Twenty pancakes, ten buns, three millet porridge, and two bowls of ramen." ”
With that, he turned back to Madou Uchiha.
After looking each other up and down a few times, the Great Elder secretly rubbed the bruises on his legs, and said lightly, "The old man can feel it, you haven't eaten today, this fist is the same as a child."
Madou, you and your grandson (Naoki) will go to school this year.
When the time comes, you will have to be the first, and your grandson will be the second, and win glory for the family. ”
Hearing this, Uchiha Madou instantly narrowed his eyes, and his back molars squeaked.
"This old thing has a poisonous mouth, if the old man wasn't afraid of sending you to the hospital and taking on the name of destroying the "harmony" of the family, he would have punched you a fist earlier. ”
The next moment.
The Great Elder limped to the pancake stand, then looked back at Madou who was standing in place, and said to himself, "If the old man remembers correctly, your grandson has two bowls of rice in one meal now, right?"
You and your grandson are about the same strength, and you should be able to eat enough pancakes for one or two. ”
"Heh~"
Uchiha Madou sneered, he picked up the clothes on the ground, and also limped to the pancake stand, and said indifferently, "The old man has one more than him, he wants twenty, and the old man wants twenty-one." ”
After speaking, he looked up at the Shangnin who was watching the play next to him, and said secretly in his heart.
[The old man can't run. Don't even think about running]
At the moment when Madou's gaze swept over, those Shangninas looked at their noses and noses one by one, and their noses and hearts whistled one after another, as if they hadn't seen anything just now.
"The old man and grandson eat five pancakes at a meal, look at you"
Looking at the bags in the hands of these people, Madou secretly rubbed his thighs, which were also bruised and swollen, and the old voice said again, "I don't eat as much as children, which makes outsiders see it, don't you think that we Uchiha can't afford to eat?"
Even the Great Elder, an old man with an eyebrow below, can eat twenty, do you eat one??
Uchiha.
The old man has foreseen the future of Uchiha, and it will definitely be in the hands of you people, how can the old man rest assured that the future of Uchiha will be handed over to a group of guys who don't have children to eat? ”
"Map Cannon!!"
"Old guy fire the map cannon!!"
Asuka who was watching the excitement was stunned for a moment, and then he saw that the ninjas who were also watching the excitement were silent for a while, and then walked to the breakfast stalls one after another.
And the owners of those breakfast stalls
Looking at the joy on the faces of those bosses, Asuka looked at the pancakes in his hand and muttered.
"Lao Tzu finally knows why there are so many breakfast sellers at the entrance of Nanhe Shrine, although the Uchiha clan will open once a month, but this time it will be sold for several days at ordinary breakfast stalls."
(End of chapter)