"You shouldn't eat that much in the morning!"

Saburo Uchiha gently stroked his round lower abdomen, held a toothpick in his mouth, and walked slowly down the streets of the clan.

After noticing that his physical functions were declining a few years ago, he divided most of the affairs of his body with the rest of the old men, and now as the Great Elder, he is only responsible for two things.

Clan associations and matchmakers.

The clan association is not the great elder who is humble, he is the soul of the clan association, if the clan association is not present, those clansmen will have to lift the roof of Nanhe Shrine.

As for the media

The fact that a ninja clan has been able to inherit from the time of the ninja sect to the present day is due to the strength of the family members on the one hand, and the reproduction of their descendants on the other hand.

Only families with strong reproductive abilities can survive the cruel Warring States era.

And his mission is to .

With strong strength, the idea of "not getting married" is dispelled from the physical level; Relying on his strong language charm, he persuaded the golden bachelors in their 50s and the women who were about to go through menopause, so that they could rely on, do something, and enjoy their old age; At the same time, relying on the status of the elderly, he constantly instilled the concept of fertility = Hokage in the people who were in the prime of life, and encouraged them to have offspring.

"How can the position of Great Elder be so good!"

Thinking of this, Saburo Uchiha couldn't help but look up at the sky, and a trace of emotion appeared on his old cheeks.

Over the years, he has worked hard for the family, his mouth has been thinned, and his hands have been cocooned, and he has finally not lowered the family's fertility rate.

At this time, Saburo Uchiha, who was distracted, heard several surprises from the side.

"Great Elder!"

"Great Elder, where are you going?"

"Let's go? This word is somewhat rude to use on the Great Elder, you see the strong body of the Great Elder, it is no problem to run from here to the country of water, and even cross the sea without even using a boat, just swim over. ”

"That's right, for a strong person like the Great Elder, he can really swim across the sea all the way to the Land of Water."

Looking at the look of adoration on the faces of the clansmen, Uchiha Saburo's body instantly froze in place.

Is he so powerful in the hearts of his people?

With the endless blue ocean in mind, the Great Elder subconsciously shook his head, then he waved his hand to his clansmen and turned to walk towards another deserted street.

"The sea."

"Wherever you swim, it's the sea."

"You ask the old man why he didn't go across the sea."

"Because the old man has a disease that cannot cross the sea."

"San Lang, what disease can't cross the sea?"

After the Great Elder who was wandering heard the voice in his ears, he didn't think about it and said directly, "There is a disease called [Drinking Water from the Dead], the old man is a landlubber, and he can't touch a little bit of seawater. ”

As soon as the words fell, the muttering Great Elder suddenly came back to his senses and looked in the direction from which the voice came

After seeing clearly the person he was talking to, the Great Elder's tense nerves instantly relaxed.

"Ryoichi, scare the old man."

As he spoke, he looked up at the sun in the sky, then at Ryoichi Uchiha, and frowned slightly, "Didn't you be on duty at the police department yesterday?" What are you doing here without sleeping in the morning, carrying a log on your shoulder? ”

Looking at the great elder who was chattering and startled, Ryoichi Uchiha's face instantly drooped.

"What do you say the old man is carrying a piece of wood?"

"Yohe?"

After noticing the thorns in the other party's speech, Uchiha Saburo narrowed his eyes slightly and replied, "You are the old man who is the black cat in heat every year in your family?" Do you have to figure out what you think every day? ”

Boom!

Ryoichi put the wood he was carrying heavily on the ground, instantly tamping the already hard ground a little more.

Immediately afterwards, Ryoichi wrapped his hands around the log and placed the log, which was dozens of meters long, directly across the middle of the road, completely blocking the spacious street.

"Old thing, you give the old man an explanation!"

Glancing at the wood lying in front of him, the Great Elder blinked and said inexplicably.

"Explain?"

"Hmm!"

Ryoichi focused his head.

Hiss~

After seeing his serious look, the Great Elder took a light breath, and his memories began to play backwards like a shadow.

"Could it be that the bad things that the old man used to do have been discovered?"

Thinking of this, Uchiha Saburo secretly glanced at the other party, and after noticing that the old guy's face was a little ugly, his heart suddenly sank, "It seems that the other party must have discovered something." ”

After being silent for a while, he looked at the impatience on Liangyi's face, and said with some hesitation, "You also know that this person's memory is not very good when he is old, what kind of explanation do you want?" ”

Ryoichi took a deep breath and said slowly.

"Marriage!"

"Oh~"

The Great Elder slapped his right fist on his left palm, and suddenly said, "It turns out that this is the case, you also know that "matchmaking" is the responsibility of the old man as the Great Elder, and your son was the golden bachelor of the family at the beginning, and many girls are interested in your son."

Finding that what the other party said was different from what he wanted to ask, Ryoichi waved his hand and just wanted to interrupt the other party, but then he listened to the Great Elder's tone suddenly full of apologies.

"It's the old man who was confused back then."

Uchiha Saburo patted his chest and said bitterly, "Back then, the family had a hard time, and the old man had no choice but to take out the information of some golden bachelors in the clan and sell it. ”

“.”

These words directly silenced the Uchiha Ryochi.

Before he could ask, he listened to the great elder pour beans into a bamboo tube and tell all the causes and consequences, "When the old man sold information, he said that whoever paid the most money, the old man would match those people on the list.

This greatly stimulated the enthusiasm of the clansmen and enriched the family's finances in a short period of time."

As the words fell, there was a complete silence.

Grunt~

He looked at the silent Ryochi Uchiha, rolled his Adam's apple up and down, and called.

"Ryoichi?"

"Hey, Ryoichi, you can say something."

The sound of a call came down the air into Ryoichi Uchiha's ears.

He slowly raised his head and looked over expressionlessly, "So, you tried your best to match the old man's son and the widow on a blind date. Is it because you collected money? ”

"Can't say that!"

The Great Elder straightened his waist and retorted with a displeased expression, "The old man did that back then for the sake of the family, and none of the money went into the old man's pocket, and it was all registered.

And because you intervened sideways back then, the old man also lost a lot of money to the girl, which is equivalent to not making a dime, and it is still upside down"

Call~

Before he could finish speaking, a thick log wrapped in the wind slammed towards the Great Elder.

After perceiving that the shadow was shrouded in the top of his head, the Great Elder slammed on the ground with his right foot, and while the whole person flew towards the rear, he shouted, "You are unreasonable, this is the duty of the old man."

If you become a Great Elder in the future, you may make the same choice as the old man. ”

"Fart!"

Liang shouted angrily, and the log in his hand suddenly turned around and smashed at the old man in front of him again, "The old man will not protect this kind of medium for the juniors for money." ”

"Phew! Old thing, you don't have a bad conscience when you speak. ”

Uchiha Saburo spat to the side and sneered, "If you are the Great Elder, at this time, a widow will give you 500,000 taels and ask you to help her match with Madou's grandson, will you match?" ”

Laugh at!

There was a sudden sound of braking.

Then I saw Liang with his feet together and stopped in place, his face was blue and white.

"Alas!"

At this time, the Great Elder suddenly sighed, then took two steps forward, and continued, "Based on the relationship between you and Madou, the old man dares to guarantee that you can pull out his grandson from Mars, and Madou can't say anything about it yet.

After all, marriage and reproduction are the most important things in the family. ”

Smack!

He patted Liangyi on the shoulder, and said with some regret, "After the experience of the last failure, the old man promised this time that even if Madou intervened, he would not be able to stop his grandson from running towards love."

It's a pity that the old man can't live to the age when Naoki (Madou's grandson) gets married. ”

"Whew~"

Ryoichi put the log on the ground again, took a deep breath, frowned and asked, "Old thing, why do you like to match widows for your clansmen, can't you match some young ones?" ”

Hearing this, Uchiha Saburo glanced him up and down, and he didn't have a good breath.

"Do young people need to be matched by old men? People take the initiative to chase everything they like, don't you see that the men and women matched by the old man are all widowed?

Of course, your son is an exception, who let that old boy not get married in his twenties, and it happens that some widow has taken a fancy to him, and stuffed the old man with a large sum of money."

"Shut up!"

The next moment.

He saw Ryoichi suddenly let go of his hand and let the log fall towards him.

Saburo Uchiha twitched his cheeks, then raised his hands above his head to catch the log steadily, and continued, "Widows are often vulnerable, without the protection of their husbands, and have experienced the pain of widowhood and low status within the clan.

The old man doesn't check them personally, what if the second marriage enters the fire pit? ”

Ryoichi closed his eyes and took a deep breath for a long time, and after he suppressed the restlessness in his heart, he asked.

"When are you going to give an explanation to the old man?"

"Didn't you give?"

"The old man said that the birds."

"Feifei. Birds."

Hearing the word "flying bird", combined with what he had just asked, a trace of abruptness flashed in the Great Elder's eyes, and then a trace of remorse.

"I was careless, I knew I should have asked more clearly."

He looked at the Great Elder's ever-changing expression, and said slowly in an old voice, "Why did you know the news that Asuka was going to get married before the old man?" Or are you ready to be a matchmaker for the birds? ”

"This old man does have plans to be a matchmaker."

The Great Elder scratched his head, a little speechless for a moment.

Secretly glanced at Ryoichi's gloomy expression, he pulled his hair with one hand, and said with some hesitation, "Ryoichi, which one do you think is wrong in the village, which one do you think is wrong in the village. More suitable? ”

Hearing this, Ryoichi was silent for a moment before asking rhetorically.

"Another widow has stuffed you with money?"

Saburo Uchiha shook his head, and said in an unusually firm tone.

"Nope! Not this time! ”

“.”

(End of chapter)