Chapter 482 - You Will Win Money When You Go to the Casino (2-in-1)
Be quiet!
Exceptionally quiet!
In the noisy environment of the hospital, the faint ticking of the clock on the wall is so clear.
After noticing the unusual silence in the office, the orange cat, who had just returned from the consciousness space, smashed his mouth and muttered with his eyes closed, "What a terrible nightmare, I actually dreamed that I was beaten badly." ”
Then, it rubbed its eyes and looked around, and when it saw that the walls around it had turned white, its eyes widened in shock.
"Sleepwalking? I remember being at home. ”
After saying that, as if it had just noticed someone next to it, it quickly turned its head to look at Tsunade who was sitting next to it and Xiyan, who was slumped in the chair and didn't know what to think.
"It seems that I was really sleepwalking, and I came to the medical department unconsciously!" The orange cat smashed its mouth and greeted the two of them a little innocently, "Tsunade-sama, good afternoon." ”
Xiyan didn't answer it, but continued to stare at the ceiling in a daze.
It's hard to judge whether the cat's luck is good or bad.
Tsunade didn't come to the medical department for a long time, but he didn't expect someone to come when Fei Fei was spreading rumors, and he heard it clearly from beginning to end, and Fei Fei only cared about selling that home remedies, and he didn't even understand his own eyes.
After glancing at the iron-faced Tsunade with the help of the afterglow, Mao Yue Xiyan couldn't help but close her eyes and sighed in her heart.
"People who are unlucky can choke to death by drinking cold water, and cats who are unlucky can be caught by the owner."
"Yikes!"
At this time, I heard the orange cat exclaim.
It looked at the clock on the wall and said to itself, "It's so late, the bird must be in a hurry, really, I didn't expect to sleep until noon." ”
"Humph!"
Seeing this orange cat pretending to be stupid here, Tsunade couldn't help but snort coldly and said, "It's really a clumsy excuse, are you taking the old lady for an idiot?" ”
The orange cat stiffened, and then as if nothing had happened, he muttered as he moved towards the window, "Asuka, I said a long time ago, how can a strong man like Tsunade-sama who is beautiful and kind and guarded like jade be a careful eye."
As he spoke, he looked at the window that was getting closer and closer to him, and looked at the blue sky that was getting closer and closer outside, and the orange cat's eyes gradually became brighter.
What bad luck!
I actually met Tsunade in the medical department.
Thinking of this, it estimated the distance between itself and the window, and then kicked the table on its hind legs, and the whole cat instantly turned into an afterimage and flew out of the window.
It swore that as long as it could get out of here, it wouldn't go it alone.
Call!
The wind blew on his face, blowing away some of the gloom in Fatty's heart.
“.”
Feeling the wind getting smaller and smaller, the orange cat was silent for a while, and then looked at Tsunade who grabbed him, "Tsunade-sama, you hit and pinched, and we all gave each other a step down, isn't it?" ”
Hearing this, Tsunade threw it on the table again, crossed his arms over his chest and said lightly.
"Where did the rumors come from?"
"I heard it from a vendor."
"What about the vendors?"
"I went to buy goods outside the village, met a bandit, and died."
"Death without proof?"
"Uh-huh."
Hearing the pig-killing wails in the room again, the patients who were queuing up in the corridor glanced at each other, and couldn't help but wonder in their hearts.
What is this man's illness and why does it sound so painful?
"What disease?"
Looking at the orange cat that was soothed, Xiyan's dull eyes moved, and he muttered in his heart, "It is said that cat bones are soft, but I didn't expect the mouth to be so hard, and I can find an excuse that is so easy to be debunked by any excuse." ”
"Give you a chance to reorganize the language!"
She glanced at the orange cat spread out on the table and continued, "Where did this rumor come from? Although Uchiha Asuka is not very good, he will not spread rumors about the old lady. ”
"I read it from the book!"
The orange cat glanced at her, and said in a strange manner, "A book called [Ninja Wild History], although I didn't expect this wild history to be like this, but the content in it can really stand up to scrutiny." ”
"Shinoshi Shinoshi?"
Silently muttering the name, Tsunade's eyes narrowed slowly.
This time, she believed that the orange cat was telling the truth, and that rumor should really be seen from the book, but it was just the book of the wild history of the ninja world. Why hadn't she heard of it?
Is it new??
What Tsunade didn't know was that this book was indeed new, and there was only one book, the one from the Uchiha Asuka family, and the one that Fat Fat saw.
As several people fell silent, the entire office fell silent again.
After half ringing.
When Tsunade came back to his senses, he found that a certain orange cat was trying to escape.
"Stop! After answering the old lady's question first. Tsunade tapped his fingers on the table and asked in a cold voice, "Did Uchiha Asuka find a way to wake up Kushina?" ”
Her eyes were locked on the orange cat's back, and a hint of anticipation flashed in her eyes, which was why she had come to the medical department this time.
Not long ago, news came from under her powerful bald head that said, "Based on what he has known about Uchiha Asuka for many years, it is likely that Uchiha Asuka has found a way to awaken Kushina." ”
If it weren't for this incident, she wouldn't have stepped into this medical department full of blood and disinfectant water.
Hearing this, the fat body stiffened suddenly, and it turned its head to meet the scrutinizing eyes of Kamitsunade.
"Shh
She glanced at the stammering orange cat with a tangled look on her face, knocked on the table again, squinted her eyes and said, "Don't hide it, tell me what the Uchiha Asuka plans to do?" The old lady might be able to help him. ”
Help??
Fatty blinked quickly, and the corners of his mouth showed a touch of human mockery.
It admits that Tsunade's medical ninjutsu is very strong, but no matter how strong it is, it can't get stuck in the forbidden jutsu loophole, right?
Reincarnation!!
Use all your chakras as a medium to give your life to others as it is.
Izanagi!!
Turn what happened in a period of time that is not good for you into something that has not happened, and only choose what is good for you to become a reality.
Capturing the rich expression on the cat's face, Tsunade twitched his cheek hard, forcibly suppressing the urge to beat it.
"The cat's eyes. Do you look down on the old lady? You must look down on the old lady, right? ”
"Ahem~"
At this time, I heard the orange cat cough lightly, and the soft and cute voice began to boast, "Tsunade-sama, you can't help with this matter, although you are the best medical ninja in the ninja world, but compared to Asuka, you are missing an organ after all."
And that organ, only the bird has, you don't. ”
As soon as the words fell, it grinned and winked quickly at Tsunade.
Although it is unclear how she learned that Asuka intends to awaken Kushina, this matter cannot be explained, because Asuka herself is not sure that she will succeed in awakening the other party.
Moreover, considering Kushina's special status, there is actually no need to hide it from Tsunade.
Well!
As long as it reminded Tsunade a little, I believe the wise old woman would be able to detect some clues.
Tsunade: ???
At this point, she did detect some clues.
Seeing the orange cat winking at him triumphantly, Tsunade slowly lowered his head and said with a frown.
"The old lady doesn't have it, but the old lady doesn't have the organs that the little ghost has."
After Tsunade silently muttered two sentences, his expression suddenly froze on his face.
Then, she jerked her head up and looked ahead, her face full of disbelief, "Fat cat, you say it again?" ”
Fat: ???
Hearing Tsunade say that he was fat so loudly, the orange cat instantly showed its paws, and then took it back.
It doesn't mind people saying it's fat, but it doesn't mind people saying they're fat loudly, what's the difference between that and in public?
"I can't beat it, I can't beat it."
He glanced at her resentfully, and then saw the orange cat licking his paws, and said to himself, "Even if Asuka has it, but it doesn't, if Tsunade-sama marries into the Uchiha in the future, your descendants may have." ”
It's not nonsense.
Regardless of the fact that Tsunade does not currently have a descendant of the Uchiha, even if she does, that descendant may not be able to open the Sharingan.
Although the Sharingan is powerful, it requires strong emotional stimulation to open its eyes, and some Uchiha people have not been able to open their eyes for the rest of their lives, while others may suddenly awaken due to the death of a dog in their family.
Tsunade pondered it thoroughly, and her face turned from the iron blue just now to ruddy, and then from ruddy to pitch black, "The old lady is here to talk to you about serious things, are you playing the old lady here?" ”
"Damn!"
A loud shout also brought the orange cat back to reality.
When it noticed that Tsunade's face was a little dark, and his fists were clenched tightly, he suddenly had a bad premonition in his heart.
"That's. That" Fat licked the corners of his mouth, and said in a somewhat hesitant tone, "That Tsunade-sama, I just remembered that there was something else, so I'll go first." ”
After saying that, the orange cat gently stepped down his left leg and took a tentative step.
"Wait!"
The next moment.
Behind him, Tsunade's cold voice was heard.
"Who told you to walk first?"
Hearing this, the fat brain instantly shut down for a few seconds.
Then it looked at its paws with some suspicion.
"Don't cats walk with their legs first?"
After a long silence, it looked back at Tsunade, and said in a soft and cute voice with the momentum of looking at death, "Old woman, you don't have to find such a clumsy reason to beat me.
You just have to remember one sentence"
Tsunade raised his fist and said expressionlessly.
"What?"
Looking at Tsunade getting closer and closer, the orange cat took a deep breath, then put its two paws to its mouth in the shape of a trumpet, and shouted at the top of its voice.
"If you go to the casino, you're going to win!!"
"Ah~"
"If you kill me today, you will win money."
"Ah~"
At this time.
Third floor.
Hearing the faint noise outside, Yakushi Ye Noyu frowned slightly, and said curiously, "Although I have heard some rumors, is it true that something bad will happen to Tsunade-sama when he wins?" ”
Then, I saw that the deputy minister suddenly put down the document in his hand and sighed with some emotion.
As an old subordinate who has followed Tsunade for decades, what happened to Tsunade.
Well.
It's hard to evaluate.
"It's better to believe it than to believe it."
As he spoke, he saw the deputy minister pick up the document again and said slowly, "According to the village investigation, although there is no curse in it, something bad will indeed happen to Tsunade-sama if he wins money.
When Tsunade-sama won money for the first time when he was a child, the first Hokage was gone, and the second time he won, the second Hokage was gone, and the third time he won, her brother was gone.
Because of the sudden death of his brother, Tsunade-sama walked into the casino, ready to vent.
Then, the casino went bankrupt.
In the ensuing battle, Tsunade-sama encounters his lifelong enemy, Sanshoyu Hanzo.
For various reasons, Tsunade-sama survived that battle and received the title of Sannin.
In order to celebrate the rest of her life, she walked into the casino again, this time the casino owner saw that the situation was not good, and ran away with the money, and when Tsunade-sama came out of the casino, she learned a thunderbolt from the sky.
Break. Let's go. ”
The deputy minister spread his hands and showed a helpless look on his face.
Although it was later confirmed that these things had nothing to do with Tsunade, and some of them were just unlucky, I have to say that some things are just so evil.
"That's it~"
Ye Naiyu had also heard these rumors when he was serving in the "root" department, but Lord Tuanzang has always paid attention to seeking truth from facts, and never took such rumors to heart when they had no factual basis, so their subordinates would not pay too much attention to these rumors.
Then, as if she had suddenly remembered something.
I saw Ye Naiyu pointing to the top of his head, and asked in a low voice.
"Asuka Kamishinobi, can you really wake up Kushina-sama?"
"I don't know!" The deputy minister shook his head, and the old voice said slowly, "Tsunade-sama and Asuka are all above the old man in their medical ninjutsu, although they didn't wake up Kushina-sama initially, it doesn't mean that they can't wake her up now.
Quite possibly"
Speaking of this, he rubbed his bald head, which was a little itchy from the sun, a few times, and when he took it away, the dazzling sunlight fell back on his head, raising the brightness of the room by a level.
"A flash of wisdom!"
Thinking of the noun that Asuka Kamishinobu often mentioned, Nonoyu couldn't help but squint his eyes.
At this time, I saw the deputy minister looking up at the ceiling, as if he could penetrate many obstacles, and saw the Uchiha Asuka who was busy on the top floor, "It was not long after Asuka left, that the cold body of Lord Kushina had a life reaction.
Since then, Asuka has never had the idea of visiting Kushina, and it is likely that he also knew that he would not be able to revive Kushina-sama at that time.
But now that he has made a request for a visit, it means that Asuka may have thought of a solution. ”
Hearing this, Ye Naiyu also looked up at the ceiling and muttered.
"Is there a way to revive Lord Kushina completely?"
If her memory is not wrong, Danzo-sama also tried her best to revive Kushina-sama at first, and even deliberately looked for herself for this, but unfortunately her medical ninjutsu level was limited, and there was nothing she could do in the face of Kushina-sama's situation.
Recalling what Danzo-sama said at the beginning, Ye Naiyu couldn't help but feel that his lips were a little dry.
"I want to rely on Lord Kushina to control the Nine-Tails."
(End of chapter)