Chapter 487: Older Leftover Girl (2-in-1)
"Ahem~"
Hizoku coughed lightly, then glanced at his younger brother who was full of bags, and said in a tone without the slightest apology, "Hiza, you know, the patriarch can't make mistakes. ”
Hearing this, Hinata Hinata looked up at the ward diagonally opposite.
At this time.
Even though the door was closed, he could still hear voices coming from the room.
From the voice alone, I know that Uchiha Mikoto should be fine, just a little angry.
Thinking of this, he looked up at his eldest brother, who had a calm face, and took a deep breath to explain.
"Big brother, I'm sorry, I didn't make it clear about the situation in the first place.
Actually, when I cut Mikoto-sama's neck on the bird just now, Flowey and I had already rushed in to stop it, and you saw everything that happened later, big brother, although Mikoto-sama's head fell off, she was still alive."
“.”
His words directly silenced Hizoku.
After being a ninja for so many years, it was the first time he had seen someone who could still jump around after losing his head, scolding his mother there with full of anger, and the panic on Uchiha Mikoto's face was not even as good as him, obviously not the first time he had seen this ability.
Medical ninjutsu? Kaleidoscope?
After frowning and thinking for a while, Rizu's gaze slowly fell on his younger brother and reprimanded.
"Hizai, as a ninja on a mission, you need to show your professionalism to outsiders, and it was through professionalism that our clan was able to survive from the cruel Warring States to the present."
Day Difference: ???
If he remembered correctly, Hinata should have been able to snatch tasks and professionalism from Senju and Uchiha back then, purely because of the advantage of white eyes.
Seeing that his brother's eyes gradually became erratic and distant, Rizu seemed to guess what he was thinking, and said in a very ironclad manner.
"What did Zu Xun say?
After opening the white eyes, don't look at what you shouldn't see, don't make fun of what you shouldn't make, don't observe other people's privacy with your white eyes at will, and don't observe the employer's secrets with your white eyes during the mission. ”
Speaking of this, he suddenly looked up at Hinata Huahua who was standing aside, "Huahua, your eldest brother was a negative example back then, he just opened his eyes and instantly became arrogant, and he actually peeped into the bathhouse in the village.
The voyeur didn't know how to find a hidden place, so he stood on the street stupidly.
Because of that incident, the family shinobi could only receive the task of unclogging the sewers during that time, and none of the tasks related to the ground could be received. ”
Hinata Huahua's face twitched, she didn't expect that her brother with thick eyebrows and big eyes would actually stand on the street and peep into the bathhouse.
Even she peeped into the teacher's safe, and she had to find a teacher when he was not at home.
"Eat noodles!"
Then he saw that the serious expression on Hizo's face gradually eased, and then he handed the two of them the two noodles that had been lumped, and continued, "The noodles were bought from the hand-beaten, and the eggs in the noodles were cooked by my own hands. ”
Hearing this, Hinata's eyes widened instantly, and she looked at the patriarch of her family in shock.
She didn't expect her family patriarch to cook with her own hands.
Hinata is not surprised by this, many ninjas can cook for themselves, and in the past, when his parents were away, it was the eldest brother who cooked for him.
And that life lasted until he got married and had children.
Thinking of this, he skillfully peeled the egg, then looked at the eldest brother who was standing in place, and said suspiciously, "Even if Lord Jiu Sinai wakes up, it has nothing to do with us, right?" Big brother, you're hurrying here."
Rizu's face turned red instantly.
He can't say that he didn't want to talk to his wife about sterilization, right?
"Ahem~"
Then, I saw him clenching his fist to his mouth and coughing lightly, "Whether or not Lord Kushina can wake up has something to do with everyone in the village, and Hinata is naturally no exception. ”
Hiza frowned and thought for a while, wondering.
"What's the relationship?"
"Hiss~"
Hizuki subconsciously took a cool breath, and then said with an unhappy face, "Eat with peace of mind, how can there be so many why?" You just need Kushina-sama to wake up, which is only good for Hinata, and there is no harm. ”
Hinata Hinata nodded his head as if he didn't understand.
To be honest, he didn't think that Kushina's awakening would bring any benefits to the family, on the contrary, if Kushina was rescued by Uchiha Asuka and determined that it had nothing to do with Uchiha, it could bring Uchiha a lot of benefits.
Thinking of this, Hinata snorted the noodles, then said in a low voice in the direction of the ward.
"And what do you want to reveal to the Uchiha?"
Looking up at the ward, even if he didn't open his eyes now, Hizoku could clearly see the human head in the Uchiha Asuka's hand.
The head of the Uchiha Patriarch's wife.
"If he dies, maybe something will happen to the Uchiha, but now."
After thinking about it for a while, Hinata Hinata shook his head slightly, and said slowly, "There's no need to do this kind of detrimental thing, and only the three of us saw this, so it's easy to think of Hinata when the time comes."
Plus."
Speaking of this, he looked at Mikoto Uchiha, whose face was pale.
That Tie Qing's face was obviously not due to excessive blood loss or anything like that, but it looked like he was angry.
"She looks better than I do."
"She looks better than I do."
The orange cat glanced at Mikoto Uchiha sluggishly, then leaned on the table, and said weakly, "Tsunade, that crazy woman is here, just a second before you channeled me, she was still talking to me face to face."
You don't know how bad that crazy woman's mouth is."
As he spoke, the orange cat put his hands on his nose, revealing a loveless look, and said in pain.
"It's all wine, really, it's all wine.
If you don't drink well, you can get drunk and be a fool if you kiss her. ”
Feeling the soreness coming from all over the body, the orange cat's eyelids instantly drooped, and his voice was gloomy and compassionate.
"How old is that old woman?
39 too.
It's too loose to tie two laps of hair, and it's not enough to tie three laps, and it can't be compared with the little girl at all, and after a few years, the old woman may lose her head and become like a deputy minister. ”
At this time, I saw the corner of Uchiha Mikoto's mouth twitch.
Although her body was now confined and she couldn't turn her neck flexibly, she could still feel the strong malice in the orange cat's words.
Looking at Asuka busy in front of the hospital bed, Uchiha Mikoto took a deep breath and warned.
"Don't slander Tsunade-sama behind your back!"
"Slander?"
Hearing these two words, the orange cat's eyes widened instantly, and he looked at the human head on the table in disbelief, and exclaimed, "This still needs to be slandered??" Isn't that true?
Tsunade was born after Konoha Kenmura.
When she played mud at home, the first and second generations were still alive.
Most of the children enrolled in this year's ninja school are Konoha 46 years old, and she is ten years older than her mother.
On January 1 of next year, some ninjas of her age are ready to quit the ninja sequence and retire with peace of mind.
It's really true that the reality is written by Zilai, and it is also written by Zilai, there are no women over 30, and the toad drank too much last time, and said that he found two 18 little girls. ”
After seeing Uchiha Mikoto fall into silence, the orange cat pouted, and the yin and yang strange aura said.
"How many boys are there who still have a crush on Tsunade? I'm afraid it's not just that toad, right? But the colored toad is now looking for eighteen little girls.
When was the last time Tsunade received a love letter? Twenty years ago, right?
No, it must have been thirty years ago, when I was in a ninja school, and I heard Asuka mention that since she graduated from their ninja school, she never wrote love letters to her. ”
"Oooooooooooo
Asuka who was checking Kushina's body moved, shook his head and smiled, "Let's talk about you, don't involve me, and you're not right."
Before graduating from ninja school, Tsunade won't be able to receive love letters.
Jiraiya was scared by Tsunade at that time. ”
Seeing that these two guys kept teasing Tsunade, Uchiha Mikoto frowned, and said slowly in a cold voice.
"Enough is enough!
Tsunade-sama just didn't meet the right person except for Shinobu Kato. ”
"Huh!"
The orange cat stood up instantly, her eyes shining at the table diagonally behind her.
With the bird by its side, it is fearless now, and even if Tsunade hears it, what can he do with it?
It's capable of killing it.
"Mikoto-sama!"
It walked around the head of Uchiha Mikoto twice, and said in a soft and cute voice, "The menstrual holiday is not coming, and love has not yet come; The joints are not flexible, and I haven't traveled with the person I love; I haven't brought the baby with me, and I've started to lose my hair.
Even if Tsunade-sama meets the right person in the future, will that person be able to take a fancy to her? ”
Speaking of which, it asked, looking sideways at the busy birds.
"Asuka, what do you say? It's just that the village used to ask you to brainstorm ideas, so that the boys in the village should not look at the little girl, but also look at the women who are older than themselves. ”
Yes?
Asuka looked up and thought for a moment, then slapped his left palm with his right fist, and said suddenly.
"Female junior, hugging gold bricks; Thirty women, send gold mountains; There are three hundred women, and six are out of the mountain; There are 3,000 women, you have the final say in the ninja world, 30,000 women, and the universe revolves around you
Unfortunately, at that time, those high-level executives thought that my idea was too extreme and rejected it. ”
Seeing the look of regret in Asuka's eyes, it glanced back at Mikoto Uchiha again, and he didn't have a good airway.
"Does Tsunade have a mountain of gold?
She has a fart.
She gambled like a mountain. ”
As soon as he finished speaking, the room fell into deathly silence again.
Although what these two guys say is true
Thinking of Tsunade-sama's current situation, Uchiha Mikoto was silent for a long time this time, and then raised her eyelids to observe the ward.
There were no decorations in the white room, just a hospital bed on the west wall, and on the right hand side of the bed was a device that monitored Kushina's life fluctuations, and Uchiha Asuka stood on the left hand side of the hospital bed frowning as if thinking about something.
"Alas!"
A sigh pulls Mai Trin back to reality.
She glanced at the orange cat pacing in front of her, and wondered.
"Sigh what?"
"There are a lot of people in the ninja world who don't get married!"
The orange cat shrugged its nose and said in a rather casual tone, "There are many powerful ninjas who choose to be single until they die, and it's okay if the old woman doesn't want to get married, after all, there is no such [crime if you don't get married] rule." ”
Vomit~
As he spoke, he saw that the orange cat seemed to think of something, and suddenly tilted his head and retched, and said disdainfully, "If that guy didn't expect love in his heart, I would still look up to her, but after she saw the love letter that Xiyan received, her expression was as complicated and complicated as she was." ”
Feeling the pain coming from his tail, Fat thought of Tsunade's subconsciously clenched fingers after seeing the love letter.
It hurts!
The old woman was so excited to see other little girls receiving love letters.
It's too late to be excited, and I'm past the best childbearing age, and I'm going to have menopause soon.
Looking at the malicious expression on the orange cat's face, Uchiha Mikoto was silent for a long time before speaking, "There are also many women in the clan who choose not to marry for life because their partners died on the battlefield, and this is nothing.
Youth, everyone will envy it.
Maybe Tsunade-sama just thought of her youth. ”
Hearing this, the orange cat looked her up and down in surprise.
"Mikoto-sama, do you believe that?"
"Me"
Mikoto Uchiha opened her mouth, and the words behind her suddenly got stuck in her throat.
She's not the roundworm in Tsunade's stomach, how do you know what the other party thinks? I just listened to these two things belittle Tsunade here, and subconsciously helped her say a few good words.
"That's it!"
Then, seeing that Uchiha Mikoto's eyes were cold, he said, "Don't talk about Tsunade-sama, at least don't be here, you are willing to talk about it and talk about it when you go home." ”
Shh
The orange cat pouted, then moved its numb body and jumped to the bird's side.
"Just now in Xiyan's office, the old woman Tsunade almost dismantled Benmeow's bones, if it weren't for her strong bones, maybe she would have seen her grandmother today. Damn, what's wrong with saying two bad things about her? ”
Thinking of this, it looked down at the red-haired woman on the hospital bed.
This is the first time that Fatty has seen Jiu Sinai's body since the night of the Nine-Tails.
The red hair had lost its former luster, and there was no trace of blood on the pale cheeks, and even the lips that had been bright red had become pale and flaky, as if they had lost their moisture.
"Is your heart still beating?"
Glancing at his slightly heaving chest, Fat looked sideways at Asuka and said in a low voice, "What is the current state of Lord Jiushinai?" How do you feel like you're almost alive? ”
"It's about the same as a living person!"
Asuka nodded slightly, then fell silent.
At the beginning, Madara Uchiha didn't know how to restrict his forbidden arts, so that Asuka could not resurrect Kushina on the spot.
Later, he remembered that Madara used the [Transcription Seal] to seal "Izanagi" into his right eye during the Battle of the End Valley, bringing him back to life after the battle.
Then, with the attitude of trying it out, he used the [Transcription Seal] to seal the [Transcription Seal] in the spare writing wheel eye, and then pressed the writing wheel eye into Kushina's eye socket.
When the "conditions" he sets are met, Izanagi will automatically take effect.
Izanagi did take effect.
But only half of it came into effect.
"Izanagi" made Kushina's cooled heart beat again, but instead of bringing Kushina back to life, he became an unconscious vegetative person
(End of chapter)
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