Chapter Ninety-One: You Push Me or I Push You

As the sun gradually set, the Ivory Evening News, which had been noisy all day, finally returned to quiet, the businessmen who had been granted the agency rights gradually dispersed, the gentlemen who had obtained the product placement also left satisfied, and even the dancers who rushed in with indignation reluctantly reluctantly said goodbye after receiving the promise of the cover girl in the next issue.

Of course, farewell is farewell, but before going out, the large group of beautiful dancers still waved handkerchiefs and said goodbye to Lin Taiping pitifully: "Dear Lin, you can come and check our preparations at any time, at any time." ”

"Thanks, but I'm not a showman. Lin Taiping was moved to tears, and saw that a large group of dancers were rushing over murderously, and immediately slammed the door, thought about it, and moved two tables over to the door.

Then, the whole world was clear, and in the empty hall, only Christine and Yesong were still seriously calculating their income, Christine almost fainted halfway through the count, and finally took a deep breath, only then did she barely keep her head calm: "Boss, do you want to know how much we have earned in total?"

"I don't want to, I'm afraid I'll faint too. Lin Taiping wisely refused, thought for a moment and added, "However, I would like to know how long it will take for us to buy a large warship at the current rate of making money." ”

"Well, I'm afraid it won't work in a month or two. Christine thought very seriously, "It's not a matter of money, boss, you also know that battleships are different from milk powder diapers, and it is impossible to go to the store and buy them at any time, even if we place orders with those shipyards now, I am afraid it will take half a year to complete the construction." ”

This is the truth, Lin Taiping could only sigh helplessly, and then turned around and left very irresponsible: "Okay, in short, these things are left to you to deal with, and my task now is to ...... Go take a shower!"

Shameless, shameless. Christine was full of resentment in the back, but Lin Taiping had already run so much that he couldn't even see the shadow, and fled directly into his president's office.

"It's so hard, it's so hard to make money. Vomiting blood, he lazily unbuttoned his clothes, and while taking off until only a pair of trousers remained, he opened the bathroom door and walked in. "I don't know how long it will take for me to do nothing, just sit there and drink coffee and look at the beautiful women every day, and I can see the gold coins pouring in like seawater...... I'm forked!"

Without warning, in the steaming bathroom, Yege was lying lazily in the barrel, supporting a delicate and charming chin, looking at him with bright eyes like water, and her silky pink fragrant shoulders were exposed to the air. The pink tongue swirls slightly, licking a few drops of soapy water from the corners of her mouth......

What's going on? What's going on?

Lin Taiping was dumbfounded, and his first reaction was to pick up a piece of soap as a weapon for self-defense: "Wait." I was in the room, why would you ...... Well, what do you want to do, and you want to push me back to have a baby?"

"How come?" Night Song couldn't help but roll her eyes. Looking at him with a smile, "Honey, can't you see." Am I here to repay the life-saving grace?"

Lin Taiping was stunned for a long time, and finally remembered that the last time he fought with the Black Thorn, he seemed to have stood in front of Yege, but this has been a long time...... Please, sister, we are all adults, if you want to work backwards, just say it, don't use any bloody excuses to repay your kindness.

"I'm really here to repay the favor. Ye Ge suddenly put away his smile and showed a very stern expression, "Lin, if you hadn't been in front of me at that time, maybe I would have turned into a corpse, so no matter what, I have to repay you, we dark elves don't want to owe others favors." ”

Well, she suddenly became so strict, Lin Taiping was a little unaccustomed to it: "Repay the favor? Are you sure? Okay, how are you going to repay it?"

"Well...... this" Yege smiled and supported her chin, gently licking her pink cherry lips, and her soft breasts hidden under the water loomed, making people unable to take their eyes off at all, "I thought about it, in order to repay you for saving your life, I decided to let you take the initiative to push me down once, and people will definitely not resist." “

Poof! Lin Taiping directly spurted out a mouthful of blood, don't be kidding, what kind of reward is this, you take the initiative to push me down and I take the initiative to push you down, in the final analysis, they are all giving birth, what is the difference between wool?

"Of course there's a difference. Yege nodded solemnly, "I took the initiative to push you down, and the child will follow my surname in the future, and if you take the initiative to push me down, the child will follow you in the future...... Hey, hey, I'm not done yet?"

Lin Taiping immediately decided to flash people, but the problem was that before he could rush to the door, a dagger flew over and stabbed heavily on the door frame.

With a little flush on her charming face, Ye Ge slowly got up like this, and under the dim light, her perfect and suffocating body loomed in the hazy mist, slowly stretching her pink legs and jade arms, and slightly exposed white skin, revealing infinite temptation and beauty.

me! Are you really here?

Lin Taiping couldn't help but take a few steps back, looking at the beautiful beauties who were getting closer and closer, and suddenly felt that his breathing became short: "Hey, hey, don't come over, if you come over again, I will really eat you and wipe you clean, and then flash people directly, it's too late for you to cry." ”

"Uh-huh, then let me cry. Ye Ge leaned lightly on his shoulder, his posture was extremely good, but the expression on his face was serious, as if he was discussing scientific reality, "Do you know? According to the historical materials of my own clan that I checked, the twelfth of each month is the best time for our dark elf clan to reproduce, so ......"

Bang! The door of the bathroom was suddenly pushed open, and the unsuspecting Night Song suddenly exclaimed in surprise, and was directly slapped behind the door.

"Boss!" Christine rushed in with a flushed face, completely unaware of how bad it was to disturb people's baths, until she saw that Lin Taiping was only wearing a pair of trousers, she suddenly let out a soft sigh, showing a slightly embarrassed expression.

"Another one?" Lin Taiping really couldn't help but burst into tears, "Christine, don't sue me and tell me, you are also here to repay the favor." ”

"Repay, what kind of kindness?" Christine blinked stupidly, but pricked up her ears thoughtfully, "Huh, I seem to have heard the sound of the night song just now, is it an illusion?"

"What do you say?" A weak voice came from behind the door, a cold wind blew, the door creaked and slowly closed, and the night song standing behind the door was photographed into a paper figure, slowly sliding on the floor, and there were a few red marks on the right cheek.

Why, why, why, why is it that every time I am about to succeed, I am always interrupted inexplicably...... Woo woo, I just want to have a baby, I just want to have a baby, why does it have to be so difficult?

Lin Taiping looked at her sympathetically, then turned his head seriously and looked at Christine, whose eyes widened in surprise: "This, it's very complicated to explain, so let's talk about why you suddenly rushed in." ”

"Yes, yes. Christine, who had a tendon, was immediately led astray, and took out a manuscript from her arms with excitement on her face, "Boss, didn't you say before that I should go to the Erudito to translate the words on the horn? Just now, the Erudito came to me and said that he had translated that line of text, which is an ancient pig-headed strange saying, which means ......"

"Pig-headed strange words?" Lin Taiping was a little surprised, took the manuscript easily, thought about it and took out the horn from the space ring, and compared the two words side by side, "Hmm, let me see, the real meaning of this line of text is that evil knowledge is the great power to conquer the world......"

Without warning, the moment he pronounced the words, the entire horn suddenly vibrated violently, and a silvery white light erupted from the horn, like a slowly unfolding scroll, extending to both sides, and finally transforming into a huge picture of light and shadow.

Alarmed by this momentum, Toulu, who was eating dinner downstairs, also rushed up, and only a few seconds later, when he saw the light and shadow in the bathroom, he was directly stunned and speechless.

Well, who would have thought that in this seemingly magnificent picture of light and shadow, there is not a scene of mysterious miracles, but ...... On the contrary...... A pig's head!

That's right, it's a pig's head, a huge live pig's head, this guy wears a high golden hat, stares at two copper bell-like eyes, spews white gas, and fills his bottomless mouth with food, speaks strange language one by one, and spews out food residues from time to time.

Silence, eerie silence, the whole bathroom suddenly became so quiet, Christine and Nightsong looked at each other, Tooru was so surprised that he stuffed his hooves into his mouth, is there any mistake, we spent so much effort and energy to finally open this mysterious horn, and finally just to watch a pig perform eating?

"I think this guy is very suitable for braised braised bones. Lin Taiping held his chin speechlessly, looking at the huge pig's head that was still eating, "However, a pig can actually speak, and he is wearing a golden high hat, which is really ......."

Rumble!

Without warning, the silver-white horn in his hand suddenly vibrated again, and the black light poured out like a tide, suddenly turning into a huge black hole, engulfing the entire bathroom in an instant.

In an instant, with the flash of the black hole, everything in the bathroom, including Lin Taiping and Christine, disappeared without a trace, as if there had never been a zĂ i.

The cold wind blew, the door shook gently, and a group of minotaurs and dark elves rushed up from downstairs, and after a few seconds of silence, the exclamation suddenly resounded throughout the evening newspaper.

"Lin, Lin, damn it, we lost Lin and the patriarch!" (To be continued......)