Chapter 500: The Concubine Wants to See the Sea (Two in One)
"What a fierce ninja cat!"
Staring at the back of the bird for a while, Hinata leaned against the wall and said with emotion, "Those marks on the face must have been scratched by cats, right?" It must have been scratched by a cat, right? ”
"Fat Fat hasn't been so fierce before!"
Hinata also came over at this time, stood on tiptoe and glanced at the ward.
Because the power was unplugged, the instruments that detect vital signs no longer made a dripping sound, and Lord Kushina, who was still standing on the floor just now, was also sitting on the bed at this time, not knowing what he was thinking.
A breeze blew in through the half-open window, blowing her long hair slightly, and then Hinata saw a scene that made her confused.
Kushina-sama licked his arm. Shoulders?? ”
“???”
"Tickle. Do I need to use my feet? ”
"What's so cat-like?"
Seeing Jiu Sinai's various abnormal behaviors, she rubbed her eyes vigorously, and said with some doubts, "I must have seen it wrong, no, it may be that Lord Jiu Sinai is moving her body." ”
Then, she opened her eyes and looked at the room again.
The ward is still the same as the one just now, and the instrument is the same instrument just now, the only difference is Jiu Sinai lying on the bed, I saw that she took out a bottle of canned food out of nowhere as if she was magical, and the appearance of the canned food was also very familiar, similar to the teacher's home.
"Kushina-sama?"
The moment she saw the other party open the canned cat, Hinata Hana pushed open the door and wondered, "If you're hungry, I can ask someone to cook some food for adults!" ”
"No!!" Looking down at the can in her hand, she shook her head regretfully, and then learned the tone of Jiu Xinnai's voice, and said, "Concubine body"
Speaking of this, she couldn't help but smash her mouth, and said a little depressed in her heart.
"It's so tiring to learn how to speak humans!!"
Then, Huahua saw that Lord Jiu Sinai suddenly looked over and hooked her fingers at herself, and her crisp voice sounded a hint of obscenity.
"Come here, the concubine will show you something good!"
Seeing the smile on the adult's face, Hinata Hanahua subconsciously took a step back and said blankly.
"What's good?"
"A home remedy that allows you to get rid of "low self-esteem" in a short period of time! ”
"Home remedies??"
"Huahua, do you think the concubine is big?"
Seeing Lord Kushina showing off her figure there, she hesitated for a moment and nodded slowly.
Before she could say anything, she saw that Jiu Xinnai seemed to be prepared, took out a bag of things from her arms, and said mysteriously, "This home remedy that the concubine ate when she was young is now selling it cheaply for you." ”
After staring at the bag of things for a long time, Hinata's eyes suddenly became weird.
She'd seen this thing before!!
In the safe at the teacher's house!!
Then, I saw her take a deep breath, looked up at Jiu Sinai who was standing on the bed, and mustered up the courage to say, "Lord Jiu Xinnai, is this the bag of medicine in the teacher's safe?" ”
Hearing this, "Jiu Xinnai" tightened his heart, and one thing suddenly came to mind in his mind.
"This guy often has nothing to do and looks at the Asuka Safe with white eyes!!"
Thinking of this, she immediately jumped off the hospital bed, grabbed Hinata's shoulders, and said mysteriously, "You guessed right, but you can't mention this matter to outsiders."
Actually, the concubine."
Now.
There was silence in the hospital room, and only a whisper like a mosquito chirping told some secret.
Hearing these secrets, Hinata's pupils gradually contracted, and she looked at Kushina in disbelief, and then looked up at the Uchiha Madara clan, shocked in her heart.
"Old. A teacher deserves to be a teacher."
Konoha, on the street.
"Welcome, today's fourth anniversary, half price ramen!"
"So today is the fourth anniversary!"
Villagers gathered in front of the Ilak Ramen shop and lined up in a long line.
The young noodle shop owner was busy in the back kitchen, and the constant steam from the pot soon filled the ramen shop and drifted down the curtain to the street outside.
The aroma of the food made the villagers lining up outside swallow their saliva subconsciously, and they looked at the ramen shop on tiptoe, silently counting in their hearts how many more people would be their turn.
"Hand hit!"
One of the villagers waved at the noodle shop owner and said, "When are you going to bring your daughter here?" The little girl is several years old, and she can help with a stool. ”
"What kind of black merchant will summon a little girl who is only four years old, not to mention that it is still his daughter!"
He complained in his heart, then looked at the long queue and replied with a smile, "Let your son come over to help, I invite him to eat the most luxurious ramen every day." ”
"That's not going to work, he's going to be."
"Don't scratch!"
Before the man could continue, a voice full of helplessness came from afar.
Look in the direction the voice came from.
The villagers lined up at the ramen shop to see a young man dressed in an Uchiha costume with an orange cat in his arms.
Such a peculiar ninja cat. There is only one house in the whole of Konoha.
"Asuka Kamishinobi!"
"Is Asuka Shinobu coming to eat ramen too?"
"It's a little late, and if this goes down, it's impossible in less than an hour or two."
Seeing that everyone's eyes were looking at him, Asuka subconsciously pulled the corners of his mouth, and a hot pain followed, making him take a breath and mutter.
"I don't need any vaccinations, right? I haven't been catted in so many years."
Before he could finish speaking, he noticed that the orange cat, who had just been quiet for a while, was struggling again.
Asuka held the orange cat in one hand, held it in his arms with the other, and then greeted everyone before coming to the end of the line and lined up.
"Old Man Erie once said"
As he spoke, Asuka looked down at the orange cat in his arms, only to see that its former close expression had turned into disgust, and even mixed with a hint of murderous intent. The sharp nails in the claws were also exposed, apparently ready to sneak up at any moment.
And these blood marks on his face. I was caught accidentally
"Old man Yili once said, this is fate!!
Fate is destined from the moment you are born to what will happen in this life! ”
Hearing this god-like speech, a cold light suddenly flashed in the orange cat's eyes, and she directly waved her paws, and slashed down on the bird's neck when she saw the opportunity.
Shout!
With the sound of sharp weapons piercing the air, the people around subconsciously looked at the back of the line.
"It is said that nine catties of cat's ten catties of meat are anti-bones, I didn't believe it before, but today I believe it."
"Look at the blood marks on the face of the innate bird, it's so miserable!"
"I don't know what kind of trouble he has with the fat man."
Syllable!
Asuka grabbed the orange cat's paw and lifted it into the air, "You have to learn to accept fate, understand fate, experience fate, people who don't understand fate can't jump out of fate." ”
"Heh~"
After realizing that this guy finally didn't cover his mouth, she sneered directly, "Uchiha Ili, that strange old man concubine has long heard of it, a guy who doesn't like to kill, but likes to borrow other people's hands to kill.
In order to respect the fate of the enemy, he directly stuffed an inferior detonation charm into the enemy's hand, and if the detonation charm exploded, then save a good one, and if the detonation charm did not explode, then challenge fate and stuff another one. ”
"Is this a human thing? Who respects fate so much? The traces of this human intervention are all too obvious. ”
"Oh~"
Then, she looked at the young man in front of her with disgust and said disdainfully.
"Forget about the concubine, you like to do this kind of thing too."
"Just two days of intervention!"
Then, I saw that the bird suddenly stretched out two fingers and whispered in a voice that only the two of them could hear, "In the past two days, please don't damage your fat body, take care of it." ”
Hearing these words, Jiu Sinai, who was staying in the orange cat's body, suddenly exploded.
This bastard actually persuaded himself to cherish the fat cat's body? Why didn't he persuade the fat cat to take care of his body?
Thinking back to the scene that happened not long ago, Kushina felt like she was about to go crazy.
Shame!
What a shame!
Press her shame to the ground and rub it repeatedly!
"That shameless fat cat has no shame at all, doesn't it feel ashamed when it undresses itself?" The more I talked, the more angry I became, and the more angry I became, the more I couldn't help but think about it.
Then, she gritted her back molars, tilted her head to glare at the Uchiha Asuka, and cursed in a low voice, "Bastard, you're also a bastard with no shame. ”
"I'm a doctor!"
Asuka shrugged his shoulders and said in a relaxed tone, "And I'm a doctor with integrity, after so many years, can you see that there is a patient in the village who scolds me for being a pervert?" ”
This stopped her.
Although I didn't know much about Uchiha Asuka before, it was true that the other party had never been called a "pervert" in the village.
Kushina: ???
The next moment.
Jiu Sinai raised her head suddenly, her face showing a hint of hideousness, "Fart, what's in your safe?" Are you really a blind concubine? When you were discussing with the fat cat in the middle of the night, the concubine heard it.
When you were three years old, you dared to call Tsunade-sama whine"
Covering the orange cat's mouth again, Asuka smiled and snorted at the crowd, and then began to rub his skull.
He could already imagine that the next two days would most likely not be particularly good.
An hour later.
Hand looked at the young man who came in, his eyes lit up, and he was surprised.
"Yo, Asuka Kamishinobu!"
"A bowl of luxury ramen, and two catties of pork!"
"Char siu, that's called char siu!" After correcting it, he turned around and walked to the back kitchen, complaining, "Although the barbecued pork is made of pork, it always feels like it will affect the taste of the ramen when you call it out." ”
"Let's have a bowl of luxury ramen!"
Without waiting for the hand to walk into the back kitchen, a soft and cute voice came down the air.
He looked back and saw a chubby orange cat jumping on the table, staring straight at him with blood-red eyes, and the words seemed to come out of her mouth.
"Let's make a copy!"
Waving at the bewildered hand, Asuka turned his head to look at his left hand, and said helplessly, "Go home and eat canned food, what kind of ramen do you eat?" ”
"The concubine doesn't eat the food that cats eat!"
As he spoke, the orange cat sat heavily on the table, a hint of sadness on his face.
She can see now that no matter who she asks for help, no one will take care of her, and the whole Konoha knows that this fat cat is the psychic beast of the Uchiha Asuka.
Thinking of this, she glared at Asuka fiercely and asked, "What if you don't change your concubine back in two days?" Could it be that the concubine body has always remained like this? ”
"Thinking too much!"
Asuka took a sip of his drink, and when the corners of his open mouth were once again involved in the wound on his face, he simply put down the drink bottle and said angrily, "I still like the gentle ninja cat before."
The only downside is that it likes to sleep on your stomach and weighs you down."
Hearing this, Jiu Sinai subconsciously pinched the swimming ring on her stomach, and her expression was a little complicated for a while.
"It's really fat!"
"Ramen is coming!"
After a few moments, Teda walked over with two bowls of ramen.
Placing the ramen in front of and behind the two, he stood on tiptoe and looked outside.
"The busy noon is finally over."
As he spoke, his hand swept towards the one person and one cat who were eating noodles from the corner of his eye, and his tone was full of emotion, "Asuka Kamishinobi, how long do you say this peace can last?" ”
"Huh?"
Asuka, who was eating noodles, was stunned for a moment and wondered, "Why did you remember to ask this question?" ”
"Just after the end of the Ninja World War, my daughter was only two years old, and now that the Ninja World War has ended, she is four years old."
Thinking of his daughter, a trace of tenderness flashed in his eyes, "In the original ninja war, although the war did not burn the village, it was still terrifying.
I really don't want her to go through that kind of environment. ”
"It's hard to say!
There will be no large-scale wars anytime soon, but skirmishes should come from time to time. ”
Asuka did not give a definitive answer.
After the Second Ninja World War, the major ninja villages kept peace on the surface, secretly clashed from time to time, and then used the conflict to do something.
"It seems that there is still no peace in the ninja world after all."
Then, he glanced at Asuka worriedly, and admonished, "Asuka Shinobi must be more careful when they go out to carry out tasks, and beware of ninjas from other villages." ”
"Good!"
Asuka nodded and was about to eat his noodles when he felt a furry claw poking his arm.
"What are you poking me for?"
Looking at the sound of busy hands, the orange cat rubbed his chin with one hand, and said to himself, "Hey, bastard, I heard you mention the war concubine body just now and suddenly remembered something.
What will the concubine rely on to make a living in the future? Out on a mission? ”
"Making a living?"
Asuka stared wide-eyed, looking at each other with the eyes of a fool.
You can live well on your inheritance, what else do you have to make a living?
How dangerous it is out there!
"Not really."
Asuka picked up the ramen and blew it twice, suggesting, "You can apply to be a ninja school teacher, and you don't have to talk about anything else, just talk about your will to fire, the will of fire that is as red as your hair."
There is no danger in this job, and the commuting time is regular, so you can accompany your children after work. ”
"Yes"
Hearing this suggestion, she poked the ramen in the bowl with chopsticks in a low mood, and a trace of loss flashed in her eyes, "I finally got rid of that fox, and the concubine should be able to leave the village now to perform tasks above the C level."
I haven't seen the sea in 24 years. ”
"So?"
Asuka put down his chopsticks, glanced sideways at the other party, and said with a serious expression, "Are you going to go out on a mission?" ”
Kushina: ???
She stared at Asuka with the eyes of a fool, not understanding how this bastard could have such an idiotic idea.
Isn't it dangerous to go out on a mission?
What should she do if she is in danger?
"Idiot!"
Jiu Sinai picked out a wisp of ramen, and didn't want to say directly, "The concubine body is now your psychic beast, so you can't run to the beach by yourself and summon the concubine body over?"
When the concubine has seen enough of the sea, you can disarm the psychic. ”
“.”
These words directly silenced Asuka Gan.
But before he could say anything, the soft voice of the orange cat came from the air again, "The concubine still wants to see the desert, the rocks, and even the continuous heavy rain.
Oh yes, since you just said respect for fate, then the concubine will listen to you and respect it.
But fate always compensates those who suffer from life, doesn't it? ”
"No!"
Asuka shook his head, and said in an unusually firm tone, "The hemp rope picks the details, and fate does not compensate people!" It will even give you two feet when you are at a low point in your life. ”
"The concubine doesn't care, the concubine wants to look at the sea!"
"Psychic beasts, this thing can run if it wants to. There is no danger at all, you don't let the concubine run, and the concubine can also cancel the psychic contract by herself. ”
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(End of chapter)
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