Verse 6: The arrogant Western devil
A red flame pierced the gloomy sky, like a burning iron submerged in the water, boiling instantly, and quickly regaining calm.
Dada-da
Red flames pierced the sky, accompanied by the crisp sound of horses' hooves, like a tall horse coming from the dawn, cutting through the silence of the morning and waking people from their sleep.
A tall horse with only a skeleton left, bathed in flames, pulled an old carriage and galloped quickly, and fell into the square in front of the Yama Palace, and at this time, the black and white impermanence in the square had already been waiting with many Yin soldiers.
Whew, huh
A loud whistling sound pierced the gloomy sky, like some awl was piercing the air; The wind blew out of thin air, many dark clouds were blown away, and a huge western pterosaur pulled a rusty ancient chariot through the air.
Half of the pterodactyl's body had exposed its skeleton, and the other half of its body was hung with carrion, and it seemed that it could smell the stench of carrion from thousands of miles away.
The pterosaur pulled the ancient chariot and stopped in the square, followed by a carriage pulled by a unicorn, a unicorn as black as ink.
Three different carriages from the Western world stopped in front of the square of the Yama Temple, and the first carriage landed a demon with three heads, namely the head of a human, a cow and a lamb, and the Western demon god Agares; The second of King Solomon's 72 pillar demon gods, the rank of duke, controls 31 legions.
On the second carriage, a large man with horns on his head, a red face, and a pair of black wings growing on his back, Lucifer, the fallen angel of the West; The Dawn God who was once God; When Satan led one-third of the angelic army to the villain God, he became a fallen angel together.
The third carriage disembarked an old man from the West with a golden scepter in his hand, the nephew of the Western Hades, Minos, the son of Zeus and Europa, one of the three judges under the command of the Western Hades and one of the leaders of the entire Underworld Army.
"An emissary of Satan, the greatest king of angels, to see your new king," the winged Lucifer said in a haughty tone to Black and White Impermanence.
"Birdman, this is the Eastern Continent, don't say your Western broken bird language, please speak Huaxia language" Hei Wuchang said unceremoniously.
"Eastern ghost, I am a messenger sent by Satan, the great king of angels, please speak politely," Lucifer said in a somewhat stiff Chinese language.
"Brother Fan, what do Westerners mean by this greatness?" Bai Wuchang asked with a wide tongue.
"This word is the meaning of fart when the Western demon comes out," replied Black Impermanence, completely ignoring Lucifer's meaning.
"I am the envoy of the king of the demon gods, just let you wait to greet you, is the new king of the east so ignorant of etiquette" Agares's tone was very dissatisfied, the three heads spoke together, and the heads of the cow and the lamb also spoke humanly, which naturally meant that he blamed Bao Xiaoluo for not coming to greet him.
"Old Xie, what did you say we should eat later? It's been a long time since I've eaten barbecue, how about a roast whole lamb? Black Impermanence spoke.
"I think it's best to roast the whole cow again, you have to draw 108 openings on the cow first, and then sprinkle it with salt, pepper, cumin, and smoke when it is roasted, that's called a delicious" Bai Wuchang responded, the two have been partners in the underworld for hundreds of thousands of years, and the other party can read what it means with a single look.
"I think 108 dishes is a bit too little, you need to draw 3000 dishes on each side, so that the baked ones are enough to taste" Hei Wuchang looked serious.
"Hmph, is this your Oriental hospitality?" Agares's face was full of anger, flames erupted from his body, and a powerful aura erupted from his body, pressing towards the many Yin soldiers and Yin generals in the square.
"Hospitality? You know you're a guest, huh? Then please put on a posture that a guest should have, this is our territory; Isn't it you in the West who want the king of my family to greet you? Do you deserve it? Hei Wuchang took a step forward gently, and went head-to-head with that Agares, and the yin qi of his whole body burst out, like a spring breeze blowing willows, and those yin soldiers and yin generals suddenly felt light.
An extra chain flicked in Hei Wuchang's hand, ready to strike at any time; Those Yin soldiers and generals also put on a posture of being ready to go to war at any time.
As soon as Agareth saw this posture, he immediately put away the breath on his body, and the flames in his body were extinguished; In terms of strength, he is not sure who is higher or lower than Hei Impermanence, and now he is still on someone else's territory, he originally just wanted to put on a show, but he didn't expect the other party to respond so strongly.
"Minos, the Inquisitor of the Western Hades Throne, has come to congratulate the new king of the Yama Hall of the Eastern Underworld on his succession to the throne," Minos, the old man with the golden scepter in his hand, said in a somewhat stiff Chinese language.
"Her Majesty has been waiting for a long time, Mi Lao, please" Black and white impermanence greeted politely, since the comer was kind, they naturally treated him with kindness, and arranged for the Yin God to introduce Minos into the main hall.
"If you want to enter the hall, please put away your wings, put away your three heads and six arms, and enter in human form" Although I know that the two families in front of me have always been suspicious of the East, but today since the other party arrived in the name of congratulations, no matter how you say it, it is also a guest, so Hei Wuchang said politely.
Letting the other party enter the main hall in human form was actually Meng Sanqi secretly ordering Hei Wuchang, just for fear of scaring Bao Xiaoluo.
"What do you mean by that? Is it humiliating my people? I am an envoy sent by Satan, the king of angels, and to humiliate me is to dishonor my king" Lucifer was not happy when he heard this, he was an angel family, and he was born with wings on his back, but today he was asked to put away his wings" Is this the hospitality of your eastern underworld? ”
"The Yin God of the East, I am the messenger of the great god Hades, can you afford to humiliate the messenger of the god of the underworld? Do you want to cause a war between East and West in the underworld? Agares, who had just calmed down his anger, suddenly rose again.
"The hospitality of our Eastern Prefecture is that if you treat him as a countryman, we will repay him with a countryman, and you don't understand it even if I told you" Hei Wuchang looked at Minos who was walking into the temple, "This is our hospitality; ”
"We didn't invite you here today," Bai Wuchang said with a big tongue, "If you want to enter the temple, please enter in human form, if you don't want to, please return where you are, and get out of here." ”
"Rude, barbaric, brutal, are the East like you" Lucifer.
"Hmph, the underworld in the east is really full of people of such low quality" Agareth.
"Winged, I've never been too lazy to say that you, the king of angels, are just angels who have fallen into demons, and the real king of angels is Queen Caesar, who lives in the Western Heavenly Realm, and the birdman is just pretending to be a king; Call us barbaric and rough? The civilization of the Eastern Continent was born 10 million years ago than you, and it is known as a country of etiquette. ”
"Also, in terms of quality, you come to other people's territory, but you put on an idiot with eyes above the top and empty eyes on everything I am nobler than you, really about blood, if you want to talk about nobility, we in the East are much more noble than you."
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The black and white impermanence, in the square, scolded Lucifer and Agareth for almost a stick of incense, and directly scolded the two demons in the West to the point of being bloody and speechless.
In the end, Lucifer obediently folded his wings, and Agareth changed into the appearance of a little old man in the West.