"Your Majesty! Your Majesty spares your life! ”

Qi Ran hurriedly knelt down and begged for mercy, not even understanding what was happening.

[Brother Zheng, what's the matter?] Why did you suddenly get angry? ]

[Is this the legendary companion like a tiger?] It's too moody, isn't it? ]

[So will Brother Zheng's untimely death be related to his bad temper?] ]

[Oops, in case there is any high blood pressure heart disease, will the seizure be gone soon?] No, no, I have to find a way to persuade me. ]

First Emperor: ???

What?

He just wanted to punish the little eunuch who had broken the law, how could this woman think that he would die of a serious illness???

I'm mad at him!

Damn, this woman said she couldn't be angry!!

The First Emperor took a few deep breaths, barely soothing his irritable mood a little.

"The laws of Great Qin stipulate that no one is allowed to slaughter cattle without permission. Fang Cai saw clearly from the sky, he ate a bowl of braised beef noodles. Since he violated my Great Qin's law, shouldn't he be punished? ”

"Your Majesty!"

Gu Xiaoxi took a few steps forward and said hurriedly: "There is no beef in the braised beef noodles!" This... It's just a title. ”

"If Your Majesty doesn't believe it, there is still a pack of unopened ones here, and you can have someone check it. If I can find a little bit of beef from it, I, Zhao Gao, am willing to apologize for my crime on the spot! ”

(barrage:) "There are no husbands and wives in the husband and wife lung films, why should there be beef in the braised beef, hahahahahaha." ”

"Huh? There is no old hen in the old hen noodle soup just now, is this considered a crime of deception? ”

"Unscrupulous merchants have given Uncle Gao confidence."

"What kind of bicycle do you want for three dollars?"

First Emperor: ......

Forget it, it seems that he did make a mistake.

He always remembered in his heart that Gu Xiaoxi mentioned that he was sick and injured, and he felt that if such a trivial matter continued to be on the line, it would not be worth it when the time came.

Thinking like this, I don't know why, the First Emperor felt that his heart seemed to be a little uncomfortable, and even his breathing began to become a little difficult.

Couldn't it really be the answer to what the woman said?

The First Emperor was flustered, and he didn't care about what had just happened.

"Okay, since it's okay, then you can step aside."

Then, the First Emperor called the old eunuch beside him to his front and whispered a few words in his ear.

[Huh?] This drives people away? ]

[Brother Zheng didn't say whether it was good or not, was he satisfied or not?] ]

[Can I be reinstated?] ]

[Brother Zheng, why don't you talk about credit?] It's not funny to just drive me away. ]

The First Emperor: Who knows, it feels even more uncomfortable.

When Gu Xiaoxi walked to the door of the hall, he saw that the old eunuch who had left in a hurry just now was now walking back in a hurry, still holding a small box in his hand.

"Father-in-law! What are you holding in your hand? ”

The old eunuch wanted to speak and stopped, and finally smiled politely: "Your Majesty is in a hurry, our family will not talk to you here." ”

Gu Xiaoxi felt strange, she sent Qi Ran away, and she turned back and lay on the back of the pillar to look at the hall.

I saw that the First Emperor opened the small box, and inside was a black pill.

[What's that, Black Sesame Pill?] Does Brother Zheng also have a hair loss crisis? ]

[Not right!!] It can't be an elixir, right? Those hard work with alchemy?! ]

"Brother Zheng! Oh no, Your Majesty! Can't eat! Don't eat it! ”

Gu Xiaoxi hurriedly rushed over and looked at each other with the First Emperor who was holding the pill in his hand and handed it to his mouth.

"Zhao Gao? Why are you back again? How guilty should I be guilty of daring to break into my palace at will?! ”

[Brother Zheng, you hurt my heart too much, it's not for your own good to break in like this.] Why do you come to me without asking? ]

[I may now know why Brother Zheng's CP is BE.] ]

"Your Majesty! The minister did not mean to disturb His Majesty. It's just that this pill really can't be eaten! Those warlocks are deceiving you! ”

[Heavy metal stew, whoever eats these things will die.] If you don't eat these things, Brother Zheng, maybe you won't die so early. ]

First Emperor: ???!!!

"This is the elixir that Xu Fu asked for me from the overseas Immortal Mountain, do you dare to say that this medicine can't be eaten, are you slapping me in the face?"

[I knew I had to mention this kid, Brother Zheng, what did you say you spent so much money for? ] How can there be any immortal mountain, that is, to deceive you ancient people. ]

[But this kid can't find the elixir, so he can't find it, so he has to go to Dongying and develop his little life, what is this called?] ]

[It is normal to be born, old, sick and die, who would think that people can live forever?] ]

"The minister doesn't dare, but the minister really thinks about His Majesty!"

[Can I not think about you?] The system has to let me help Qin Shi Huang live forever, what can I do if I don't think about you? ]

"If that's the case, then I'll believe you once. Today's meal tastes good, and in the future, you will be the one who will serve me. ”

"Thank you, Your Majesty!"

"I want to see what kind of elixir Zhao Zhongchang has that can make me immortal."

[It seems that you can't eat instant noodles for Brother Zheng in the future, and this thing is not healthy.] ]

First Emperor: ???!!!

This woman is so daring!

Looks like we're going to have to give her a little color!

"Good guy, when did Zhao Gao care so much about Brother Zheng's body?" ”

"Anchor, you're OOC!"

"Don't say it, it's pretty good."

...

Li Sizheng was writing on the bamboo slips and preparing to admonish, but he didn't expect to see the feelings of Zhao Gao and the first emperor when he looked up.

He felt a little lost in his heart for no reason, and now he couldn't write a single word of what he had thought of.

Your Majesty, after all, I still get tired of him.

But, why Zhao Gao?!

Obviously, Zhao Gao is the traitor who brought disaster to the country and the people? !

Why was Your Majesty confused by Zhao Gao again?

......

"Lord Zhao, Your Majesty has ordered, and Lord Zhao will also be responsible for today's evening meal."

Gu Xiaoxi responded repeatedly, isn't it just cooking a meal, what's so difficult.

When she returned to the kitchen, she had a bad complexion.

"What's wrong?"

"Your Excellency, Your Majesty, Your Majesty has sent a truckload of salted fish, which is now being kept in the house."

As soon as he finished speaking, Gu Xiaoxi felt an indescribable taste lingering on the tip of his nose in an instant.

It's even more exciting than the eighty-year-old lady's footwrap and the sixty-year-old uncle's sweatshirt that fermented in the sewer for a full seventy-seven and forty-nine days.

Gu Xiaoxi: !!

[Help!] Help! How can it stink so much?! ]

[I knew it was a kitchen, but I didn't know it was a dry toilet in the summer.] ]

[I'm really going to yue.] ]

[Brother Zheng!] You're so ruthless! I'm still thinking about you! ]

[I really don't know the hearts of good people!] ]