"What should I do if I don't want to work?"

Gu Xiaoxi leaned against the big tree, and the whole person was paralyzed on the ground like a fried egg.

[It's all to blame Brother Zheng, I have to come out that day to scare me.] ]

[If he hadn't scared me that day, would I have been nervous?] I didn't even get a good night's sleep last night. ]

"The anchor really plays my mental state, I don't want to go to work, but I want to get paid." ”

"Who isn't, doing a deadly job, actually to live."

"Uncle Gao, hurry up, don't put it up, what should I do if Brother Zheng comes to magnify the move again in a while?"

Seeing this, Gu Xiaoxi felt as if he had been triggered by some magic switch, and instantly sat up from the ground.

And because the rise was too violent, his eyes were black, and he seemed to be about to collapse again by holding on to the trunk of the tree.

[No, Brother Zheng can see the live broadcast room, I have to get up and take a walk.] ]

[You can't touch the fish too obviously, just take a walk around here.] ]

[Gradually, I became in a trance...] Let's have a refreshing drink. ]

"Family, does anyone know that Ari is on the air?"

(barrage:) "Anchor, did you remember the Ice American?!" ”

"Buy now! Buy now! I really can't give me an address, I'll buy it for you! Money is not the point, the point is to see Su Dongpo's expression of drinking ice American! ”

"Su Dongpo (waiting for ice American)": "Huh? Someone looking for me? ”

"Su Dongpo (waiting for ice American)": "Send it to me!" It's been two days of waiting! ”

Gu Xiaoxi: ......

[Why did this group of netizens start to heckle again?] ]

[If Su Dongpo really drank the ice American style now, he wouldn't have taken back the big iron pot immediately, right?!] ]

[This doesn't work, the last time I was restricted by the system, the consumption has not been lifted, and I can't do it again.] ]

Gu Xiaoxi clicked into Ah Rui's live broadcast room and ordered two cups of ice American.

Two cups of coffee soon appeared in front of her.

"Mr. Dongpo, I can send it to you now, but..."

"Su Dongpo (waiting for the ice American)": "It's just what? Send it to me! ”

"It's just that no matter what it tastes like after you drink it, you can't take the iron pot away."

"Su Dongpo (waiting for ice American): "This is nature, how can Dongpo be a person who is not trustworthy." Can you send me the Ice Americana now! ”

(barrage:) "Anchor, send it over!" What did you do to our Dongpo laymen?! ”

"yes, we're all here and waiting!"

Gu Xiaoxi: Just... Okay. The coaxing was caused by netizens, so you can't blame her then.

Gu Xiaoxi sent an application for connecting the microphone, and the other party quickly agreed.

Then it was just a few finger operations, and in an instant, a transparent plastic cup appeared in front of Su Dongpo, containing black-brown coffee liquid, and there were water droplets flowing down the wall of the cup.

(barrage:) "Huh? What? What happened? How did all of a sudden the coffee pass? ”

"After my observation in the past few days, I found that this is just a setting in this live broadcast room. That's it, it's just that the item is transmitted through the live broadcast room. Don't say it, it's weird and novel. ”

"Is the current live broadcast brain hole so big? Can you also teleport across time and space?! ”

"What are you, I saw a live broadcast room two days ago, Qin Shi Huang sent several boxes of instant noodles to Su Dongpo."

"Trivia: It's just a script, it's not true."

"Thank you, Kopxia, if it weren't for your clarification, I would almost have taken it seriously."

......

Su Dongpo saw that the Bing American style had been sent, and without the slightest hesitation, he opened the lid above the cup and sent it to his mouth.

He thought that it should be similar to Coke, it was sweet, so he took a big sip.

The coffee liquid quickly filled the entire mouth, and the cold sensation flowed from the throat to the stomach, and the bitterness became rich after realizing it.

Su Dongpo took a sip and suddenly stirred up, his facial features wrinkled together, and the corners of his mouth skimmed down as much as he could, which was enough to see his resistance at the moment.

Su Dongpo: !!

"What is this?! Why is it so unpleasant! ”

"Zhao Gao! If you don't want to give me ice American, you can say bluntly, why do you want to fool me with a bowl of soup?! ”

Gu Xiaoxi: "Don't you be in a hurry?!" ”

"After squatting for two days, I finally saw this scene hahahahaha." ”

"Su Dongpo's face seems to be even worse than when he saw a pot of hook stones before."

"The difference between Bing American style and Chinese medicine is that Chinese medicine can cure diseases."

"Huh? But I think the iced American style tastes good, huh? ”

Su Dongpo didn't expect that what he had been waiting for for two days was actually a bowl of soup and medicine!

It was the first time he had been upset by the food.

"Mr. Dongpo, don't be autistic yet, the ice American style is not delicious, or I'll order you a cup of hot American." ”

"Is upstairs serious?"

"Politeness: Are you Su Dongpo?"

Su Dongpo couldn't understand what these witty words on the canopy meant, but it was not difficult to see that he was not deceived.

It's unbelievable that there is such a bad thing in the world!

......

"System prompt: After verification, there are no violations in your live broadcast room, and the live broadcast privilege has been restored."

"I'll go, isn't this a liar?" Why is he still live? ”

"Didn't you report it successfully the day before yesterday? It was released so quickly, it can't be some background. ”

"Now wait until the scam syndicate is so blatant?"

"What, I'll say a word. In fact, after you reminded me that it was a scam that day, I immediately went to the police station, and they checked all the software on my mobile phone, and found nothing unusual. The anchor shouldn't be a liar. [emoji] [emoji] [emoji]”

"Isn't that a good thing? Why are you posting a crying meme. ”

"I was watched by a group of JC uncles, and my browser recorded it, who knows! I happened to be chasing "The Stunning Sweetheart of the Domineering School Grass" recently. When the page popped up, they all laughed loudly. I cried to death. [emoji] [emoji] [emoji]”

"Mom, that's really horrible. At this point, I will be inseparable from fraud for the rest of my life! ”

"Good guy, you still have to check your browsing history?"

"Not only that, but you may also have to check the chat history or something, otherwise how can you make sure that you have not been scammed?"

"No, I'm so scared that I quickly went to delete the chat history between me and my friend, otherwise it might be enough for us to be sentenced for a few years."

"No, why did the topic suddenly deviate, isn't it now that the anchor is a liar?"

"Could it be just an interactive little easter egg? After all, the official has dismissed the report, so it shouldn't be a liar. ”

"I also think that the netizen above has already called the police, if it is a liar, it is estimated that he will not see the anchor here, but in the anti-fraud propaganda."