[Are you disappointed to see that I'm still alive?] ]

[But it's really strange, Brother Zheng hasn't come to me for so long, what's going on?] ]

"Concession and concession."

Gu Xiaoxi deliberately gave the assassin a salute back, and the other party really didn't want to look at her at all.

Seeing that the effect was remarkable, Gu Xiaoxi started the next step of "attacking".

"This strong man? Why don't you ignore me? It can't be sick, right? You can rest assured, my canopy can connect the heavens and all worlds, as long as you nod, I will immediately find you a miracle doctor to see you. ”

"How? Do you want Master Bian Que to take a look, or Li Shizhen? But last time Bian Que was on the way to escape, why don't I give you Mai Zhang Zhongjing. ”

Gu Xiaoxi saw that the other party was still noisy and had nothing to do with me, and suddenly thought of something exciting in his mind.

She cleared her throat, her brow furrowed, and began to stroke her bearded jawline with her hand.

"Tsundere's little wildcat, why don't you ignore your uncle? Oh? Are you playing with it? ”

"I didn't expect the little wild cat to be angry and cute."

Seeing that the assassin's hands hanging by his side were really clenched into fists in an instant, Gu Xiaoxi was in a good mood.

[You see if I'm annoyed or not, you're done!] ]

[Are you kidding?!] Can you hold you hostage for no reason yesterday? ]

[Who told you to frame me yesterday?!] I can't beat you, but I can keep disgusting you! ]

"Zhao Gao dog thief! What is wrong with you? ”

Gu Xiaoxi hurriedly picked it up, how could she give up the opportunity to make a cheap mistake that she finally get?

"What? Dogs? I've only known my uncle for less than two days, and I've already begun to call my uncle a nickname. It turns out that you have been very affectionate to your uncle when he didn't know it. ”

Gu Xiaoxi tilted his face to the right and touched his chin for a long time, then changed his face to the left and began to show his charming jawline.

In the past, because of her appearance as a "flower girl", when she pretended to be a greasy boyfriend and a friend, she always felt that there were shortcomings.

But now wearing Zhao Gao's skin, the obscenity is simply unique, and the result is twice the result with half the effort.

"Uncle is also willing to come into your heart, charming little wild cat, are you willing to give uncle a chance. Don't look at your uncle's age, the older ones will hurt people. How's it going? ”

"Sample, this can't even take you."

Just as Gu Xiaoxi was about to show her right jawline again, she suddenly felt something fly past her ear.

Gu Xiaoxi: !!

She looked up to see the assassin staring at her with angry eyes, his chest rising and falling with emotion.

That's when she realized something.

Gu Xiaoxi secretly swallowed a mouthful of saliva, his head did not move, and his eyes went first.

A broken piece of porcelain that should have been in the assassin's hand had been broken into two parts, lying on the grass pile behind Gu Xiaoxi.

Even though he had some psychological preparations, Gu Xiaoxi was still caught up by the fear of hindsight.

[Oh my God, if he hadn't thrown it accurately, who would have been able to tell the difference between me and the corpse at that time.] ]

[Why can't you kid play so much!] ]

"Feng Yan! You said you wouldn't kill me! ”

"This assassin ...... It won't be called Kapibala. ”

"But Uncle Gao, you're too cheap."

"Write it down, write it down, play truth or dare in the future, whoever loses will let whoever reads Uncle Gao's courtship quotation in public."

"Laughing to death, Uncle Gao's last jump to break the big defense is very spiritual."

Gu Xiaoxi's last accusation did not meet with a response from the assassin, and he returned to his state of ignoring what was going on outside the window.

Gu Xiaoxi didn't dare to repeat the trick, and she had better be careful when she was with a dangerous person.

Yesterday, she thought that a man as righteous as this assassin would definitely do what he said and what he did, otherwise where would she have the courage to harass him in public.

But it turns out that she did get away with it.

Gu Xiaoxi's courage was slapped back by a broken porcelain piece.

She didn't dare to harass the assassins over there who would explode at any time, so she could only start fiddling with the live broadcast room, but fortunately she could pass the time.

[Why don't you find someone to connect with the microphone to share your feelings about being in prison?] ]

[Who went to jail?] ]

[Comrade Sima Qian? No, the old comrades still have to concentrate on writing books, and they can't be disturbed. ]

[Li Bai?] Forget it, I'm afraid that he will think I'm stupid, and I'm even more afraid that he will write poems to scold me, no, it's to scold Zhao Gao. ]

[Du Fu?] Forget it, it's too pessimistic, what if you give me a whole emo again? ]

[Su Dongpo?] That's it! The psychological counselor has to be my Dongpo layman. ]

After Gu Xiaoxi chose the target in his heart, he planned to immediately go to Su Dongpo Lianmai and improve her food by the way.

But she always felt that something was wrong in today's live broadcast room.

After staring at it for a long time, she finally felt that today's live broadcast room was unusually deserted!

In the past, there were thousands or even tens of thousands of viewers watching the broadcast, but this time there are not even 800 people?

(barrage:) "Go and go, Brother Zheng next door is on the air again!" ”

"The one you had with Amway last time? Are there any good Samaritans who show the way? I want to see! ”

"Brother Zheng's support is so cool to me! What's the point of watching Zhao Gao squat in prison here? ”

"Don't you know? It's all on the hot search! ”

Gu Xiaoxi watched the audience in his live broadcast room leave one by one, and the speed was so fast, but in just two or three minutes, it dropped directly to less than five hundred.

Gu Xiaoxi: ......

She looked at the declining number of people, her heart was dripping blood, and she was even a little worried that she wouldn't lose her job when she went back.

[Wait, Brother Zheng?!] Brother Zheng is live broadcasting?! ]

[Hot search?] What's the hot search? ]

Gu Xiaoxi looked at the area above her live broadcast room where there was indeed a "Today's Hot Spot", but she hadn't paid attention to it before.

In addition, the screen in this live broadcast room is too huge, and every time she sees it, she has to raise her head, and she doesn't bother to look up.

It actually made her miss such a big piece of information!

#谁还没有老祖宗撑腰呢? #

#始皇号导弹, the mission must be achieved#

#徐福! Come out and get beaten #

Gu Xiaoxi's eyes changed from o-like to 0-like in an instant.

"What is this? Didn't I just get locked up for a day, what the hell happened? ”

Fortunately, the live broadcast room is quite functional, Gu Xiaoxi just clicked on the hot search entry, and before he flipped through it a few times, he saw that there was already a marketing account that sorted out the ins and outs of the whole incident, and one point of opening was the classic dubbing of the marketing account.

"That is to say, what is there about my charming ancestor that you can't do? The news these days is about to dazzle me. It's just not too cool, okay? ”