"Canopy?"

"Tianmu, come out to this official."

Li Si called a few more times, but there was still no response.

A few days ago, he felt that it was really annoying for this canopy to dangle in front of him all day, so he scolded directly at the canopy and scolded it for never appearing in front of him again.

There was no reaction at the time, and the canopy remained after he finished scolding. Later, I don't know when, it suddenly disappeared, and he didn't care about it.

It's just that I didn't expect that when I needed to use it now, I couldn't call it out.

This canopy is really a villain! It's just the same as Zhao Gao!

At the moment, His Majesty's trust in him is more important, and Li Si only scolded in his heart this time.

He glanced around, his tone much softer than before, though still unkind.

"Skydope, please... Please show up. ”

The words fell to the ground and were blown away by a gust of wind, but there was still no response.

Li Si immediately felt that there was probably something wrong with his brain, and he was the prime minister of a country, and he actually began to condescend to ask for some heavenly canopy.

It's ridiculous!

He flicked his sleeves and walked briskly forward.

......

"You're really weird, why don't you eat and laugh all the time?"

"What exactly does constipation mean? Is it that funny? Why don't you say it and make everyone happy? ”

"You... Are you okay? It can't be some kind of bad disease, right? ”

The eldest brother in the opposite cell kept asking, and Gu Xiaoxi coughed several times before he could barely control himself.

"It's okay... Ahem, ahem... Big brother, I'm fine. ”

Gu Xiaoxi suddenly thought of that aspect just now, and even blessed with a sense of the picture, which made her have no appetite now.

But after all, she couldn't waste food, so she simply handed her bowl of rice soup to the person next door.

Not the emotionally volatile Assassin, of course.

"I don't have a good appetite, I don't really want to eat this rice soup, do you want it, or I'll give it to you?"

The man was an elderly man, who had not made a sound, and looked to have been in this prison for a long time, emaciated, with a sickly look on his face.

For him, of course, his bowl is a little insufficient, and when he saw someone actually taking the initiative to share the food with him, of course he brought it over with joy, and kept saying thank you in his mouth.

He didn't eat it immediately, but carefully placed the bowl in a corner and kept it properly, presumably to be saved for later.

It may be more appropriate to describe it with the words empty nester, which is also Gu Xiaoxi's intuitive feeling when he sees the old man now.

Gu Xiaoxi was able to take the initiative to send food out, of course, because she was able to find someone to connect with the microphone for prostitution through the live broadcast room.

The behavior of the old man next to him certainly made people feel sympathy, but Gu Xiaoxi didn't intend to care too much about others at will.

After all, this is a big prison, can you be locked up if you haven't committed something?!

"Uncle Gao, is it really appropriate for you to mention constipation when everyone is eating?" ”

"The medical student said that it was not a big problem, and I was even able to drink a bowl of pumpkin porridge after seeing the egg drop soup-like feces at that time."

"Tell him! Tell that assassin what he meant by constipation! I want to have fun! ”

Gu Xiaoxi looked up and saw that the few people in his live broadcast room were still posting barrage hot scenes, and he was actually a little relieved in his heart.

However, she didn't want to continue jumping on the emotionally unstable Assassin Raiden, who had another pottery bowl in his hand.

If she really dared to deliberately say the meaning of constipation, it is estimated that the pottery bowl will become a murder weapon in seconds.

It's better to be a human being and spare your life.

"Guess you want to search: constipation."

Gu Xiaoxi was about to find a random reason to turn over this matter, but he didn't expect a mechanical female voice to suddenly come from the live broadcast room.

Gu Xiaoxi: ?!!

Guess? Guess who wants to search ???

[System-sama, do you have to appear so suddenly every time?] ]

[Let me do the work for you, you're actually starting to stab me?!! ]

"Constipation is a common condition, and the general symptom is a significant decrease in the number of bowel movements."

[It's okay, it's relatively civilized, it scares me to death.] ]

Gu Xiaoxi thought that this was the end, but he didn't expect the sound of the system to continue, and by the way, he attached a picture very "intimately".

"The number of bowel movements is less than 3 times a week, the feces are dry and hard, and they are often accompanied by a sense of constipation, including labored defecation, difficulty in excretion, a feeling of incomplete defecation, time-consuming defecation, and pathological phenomena that require manual defecation to assist defecation."

"The intelligent voice assistant is done playing for you."

As soon as the broadcast was finished here, I listened directly to the sound of "yue" over there.

[I thank you!] I really thank you! ]

[When did the smart voice assistant come?] How did I not know? ]

[Are you too nosy as a system?!] ]

[It hasn't been there before, but now it suddenly pops up, and it's so active and enthusiastic to explain with your voice, are you a pervert!] ]

The so-called praying mantis catches cicadas, and the yellow finch is behind.

Gu Xiaoxi scolded the system in her heart, so naturally many people were scolding her.

"Zhao Gao! You're looking for death! ”

Hearing the angry voice of the assassin, Gu Xiaoxi reflexively held his head and began to dodge.

Hearing the sound of the pottery bowl hitting the wall behind her and shattering, she got up and looked back with confidence.

Another fragment of the ground, even more completely shattered than the last time, shows how deep the assassin's anger was.

But there was only one bowl for each person in the prison, and now that the Assassin had smashed his own bowl, there could be no other murder weapon.

Gu Xiaoxi was more relieved now, and even his eyebrows were more presumptuous than usual.

"You've broken the bowl here, are you sure they'll give you a new one?"

"It's not about you!"

"Why are you ignoring me again? I'm not here to care about you. If they don't give you a new bowl, not only will you have no one to eat, but no one will threaten me, how serious is that. ”

"Uncle Gao, I beg you, you're not suitable for pretending to be cute at your age, don't use this little girl's tone anymore, okay?" ”

"Don't say it, it's reached a sense of obscenity that is difficult for ordinary people to achieve."

"It's like disinfecting your ears after listening to it!"

Gu Xiaoxi himself just wanted to say a few words to respond to the assassin, but he didn't expect that the original normal chat tone and Zhao Gao's "blessed" appearance actually achieved an unexpected effect.

In that case, she had to seize the opportunity to disgust the assassin again, and let him know the fate of provoking someone of no quality at will.

It's a pity that she didn't just provoke the assassin this time, and suddenly released something invaluable while everyone was eating, which obviously caused public anger.