Chapter 88
Like the audience who posted the barrage in the live broadcast room, Gu Xiaoxi didn't expect the First Emperor to be so caring, knowing that it was dangerous for her to stay in the cell, and helped her find a reason to go out to breathe.
[Brother Zheng!] I announce! You are my eternal God! ]
[What idol drama is just weak at this moment, okay!] ]
[The First Emperor of the Ages! You're still thinking about me in your busy schedule! This is almost to the point where I have to show off to Hades in the underworld! ]
The more Gu Xiaoxi thought about it, the happier she became, but she still tried her best to restrain her expression, and pressed down the corners of her mouth that wanted to be upturned, looking less carried away.
"Zhao Gao hereby thanked His Majesty. I just don't know, what is the task that Your Majesty is talking about? β
[Hey, hey, hey, hey, I'm worried about me, and I'm actually making up a task.] ]
[Who understands the family, although I am dressed as Zhao Gao, I have the heroine's script in my hand. ] ]
"Your Majesty has instructed your Excellency to ...... It's cleaning the Xuan. β
"Xuan Xuan?"
[What does this mean?] ]
"Huh? What is he talking about? hun xuanοΌ What do you mean? β
"Hahahahaha, I can finally laugh insolently, just go clean the thatched house."
"I was about to go crazy laughing in Brother Zheng's live broadcast room just now, Brother Zheng was angry because Xu Fu ignored him, and I don't know why he suddenly ordered Zhao Gao to clean the thatched house."
"I'll go, I found that there are more people in Uncle Gao's live broadcast room, won't they all come from there to see the excitement, hahahahaha."
Gu Xiaoxi: ......
[Let me, clean, toilet?!] ]
[Let me clean the toilet?!! ]
[I'm happy for nothing?!] ]
Gu Xiaoxi felt it for the first time, it turned out that this was what it meant that her eyes hurt because of the noise.
Soon, there was laughter that made her eardrums hurt.
Laughter came from all directions, and she looked over, and the people who scolded her were now all holding their stomachs and laughing.
Especially the pesky assassin, although he was the only one who didn't laugh, his expression was so bad!
It's like waiting to see her joke!
But what made Gu Xiaoxi feel even more speechless was the old eunuch in front of him.
Cleaning the thatched house is cleaning the thatched house, and she actually made up a reason to make her happy in vain.
The old eunuch couldn't have waited early to see her jokes, and deliberately misled her like this!
"What did you just say?"
The old eunuch saw that Gu Xiaoxi's face changed instantly, and his expression was a little unnatural, but he also recovered instantly.
"The old slave said, don't complain about Your Majesty."
"It's not this, it's the previous sentence."
The old eunuch didn't know what "Zhao Gao" was going to do now, but he still replied obediently: "The old slave said, Your Majesty is thinking about you, my lord?" β
After saying so many things just now, how could the old eunuch remember what he said in the last sentence, so he could only reply tentatively.
"You say it's better to stay outside than in a cell!!"
"You tell me! Where's the good way to clean the thatched house!! β
[I've seen people fool, but I've never seen someone so good at fooling.] ]
[Isn't this pure and pure blindness and nonsense?!] ]
[Staying in the prison can at least lie down and clean the thatched house, which is a double destruction of the mind and body!] ]
[I retract what I just said!] Brother Zheng, you are so ruthless!! ]
"My lord, this is your fault, Your Majesty also has his own difficulties."
[Dare to fool me?!] I'm a three-year-old! ]
This sentence can be said to add fuel to the fire, Gu Xiaoxi took advantage of the old eunuch's inattention, stretched his hand out of the cell door, grabbed the old eunuch and dragged him to this side.
"My lord! Calm down, sir. β
"Open the door for me! Didn't you say that? I'm going out to breathe! β
The jailers on the side didn't expect that there would be such an exciting scene, they wanted to step forward and separate the two, but they were afraid that one of them would not pay attention to their hands and hurt one of the two old men.
Those two are all people close to His Majesty, and they can't afford to hurt either of them.
There was also a jailer who was quick and hurriedly took out the key and stepped forward to open the door, and the two separated.
As soon as the door opened, Gu Xiaoxi was afraid that the old eunuch would run away, so he hurriedly rushed out of it, and was about to pull the person out with the sleeve of the old eunuch in his hand.
"What are you doing, sir?"
"You've worked hard all the way, let's take a walk and go with me to the good place you said to breathe."
......
Gu Xiaoxi stood at the door of the thatched house, and glanced inside with a solemn face, almost letting her vomit out yesterday's overnight meal.
In the past, although I only worked in a small kitchen, I was an official, and of course I didn't have so much trouble going to the toilet.
When I saw it today, Gu Xiaoxi understood the horror of the dry toilet.
The old eunuch didn't do anything, and dragged her into a subordinate courtyard, and he actually ran away himself.
Gu Xiaoxi really couldn't stand the rich taste, she ran out for more than a dozen steps in a row before stopping, but she still didn't dare to inhale.
The smell and sensation permeated everywhere.
I didn't eat anything when I got up in the morning, and I walked so long from the prison back to Xianyang Palace, and my stomach is now starting to lose my temper.
The taste of being hungry and nauseous was not pleasant, Gu Xiaoxi didn't want to think about it, and left here directly, and she didn't stop until she couldn't smell the smell anymore.
[Let's eat first, and when we're full, then find a way to fool this matter over.] ]
[It's impossible for me to pick up big, it's impossible in this life!] ]
Gu Xiaoxi didn't care about Lianmai now, so he directly exchanged instant noodles in his live broadcast room, took them out and stuffed them into his mouth.
When you're hungry, even the instant noodles are fragrant.
While eating, Gu Xiaoxi suddenly saw a little eunuch cleaning the courtyard in the distance, looking at it from a distance, he should not be very old, about fourteen or fifteen years old.
She looked at the instant noodles in her hand and suddenly had an idea.
After putting the little instant noodles left in his hand into his mouth, Gu Xiaoxi patted the instant noodles residue remaining on his beard and the corners of his mouth, and walked towards the little eunuch.
"Are you the one in charge of cleaning this place?"
The little eunuch obviously didn't expect that there were other people here, and he was visibly startled with the naked eye, and then replied in a panic: "Lord Hui, the slave is indeed responsible for cleaning this courtyard, I don't know what the adults command?" β
"Since you are responsible for cleaning this yard, are you also responsible for the latrines over there?"
Gu Xiaoxi pointed to that side, and the kid also looked over, he didn't understand what the person in front of him meant, and before he could speak, he let the fear in his heart run out first:
"Originally, it was supposed to be cleaned by slaves, but the father-in-law in charge said that there was no need to clean it today."