I went back to the apartment I shared with Jiang Guo in the evening, bought two dozen beers and ordered a large table of barbecue, planning to complain about my experience in the past few days.

"Jiang Guo, I'm sick." I looked serious.

I saw that she was surprised and said, "I know, I can't play with you if I'm not sick."

"No, I'm really sick!" Jiang Guo, this guy thought I was blackmailing.

"I know, how can there be a worker who isn't crazy?"

"Listen to me, I have a disease that can only tell the truth!"

"What's that?"

I told her all about the past two days of insulting my boss.

Jiang Guo looked at me, "6!"

"Can you help me figure it out?" If I continue like this, I will be dismissed sooner or later." After all, in the past two years of work, my resentment towards Shen Chengzhe is no less than that of a ghost.

"But seriously, you're like this, your president hasn't let you go yet, does he like you?"

"Poof—" The beer in my mouth squirted out before I could swallow it.

"Tut-tut, the assistant to the wife of the domineering president." Jiang Guo said and began to squeeze his eyebrows.

"Are you alright? You've read too many novels, haven't you?" I couldn't help but roll my eyes.

"You didn't miss it when you went to school!"

"Be sober, there is no overlord literature in the real world, if it's really a novel, I'm just that hard-working assistant, and besides, the president is so picky-" I said about this, "Eh, it's the president who picks, so the is likely to dump me 10 million and let me leave him?"

"I have a friend who confessed to her leader, failed, was late every day, touched the fish openly for two months, and her leader was embarrassed to fire her. You see, the president is handsome and rich, you confessed successfully, 10 million is waiting for you, you confessed failed, paid fishing, how cool is that?"

"I'm telling you, there's only one result, sweep the floor." I ruthlessly interrupted her fantasies.

"Don't be so unconfident in yourself!"

"I went up and said, 'President I like you.' The president asked him what I liked about him, and I said I liked your money." After all, I can only tell the truth.

"Moreover, I admit that the president is handsome, but looking at his face, I don't feel in love, and many times I just want to give him two punches."

"Young man, give you a chance, you can't grasp it!" Jiang Guo said and took a sip of beer.

"By the way, did you secretly scold me?"

I shook my head, but I just didn't speak.

Jiang Guo squinted, his eyes becoming dangerous, "Speak!"

"Scolded, scolded."

"Why are you scolding me? What are you scolding me?"

"Because you like scumbags, scold your love brain, zombies eat your love brain, and you will be ridiculed by your peers for three years."

"Qin Zhen, you don't understand a maternal fetus, you'll know when you fall in love."

"Thank you, I'm not married and barren."

"Show off this bottle of wine, and we're still friends."

"Cheers!"

……

After three rounds of drinking, Jiang Guo and I were a little drunk.

"Qin Zhen."

"Huh?"

"You're the assistant to the president, can I ask you a few personal questions about the president?"

"You say."

"Did you say the president would wash his own socks?"

"Huh? I don't know, I'll help you ask?" I pulled out my phone and dialed it.

"Hey?" The man's cold voice rang out.

"President, can I ask you a few personal questions? I have a friend to want to know."

"Ask."

"President, will you wash your underwear yourself?"

「……」

"Oh, that's a little too personal, isn't it? Then another one, President, do you hate women? Especially the pungent smell of perfume on a woman's body. Maybe it's allergic to women."

"No, but you're kind of annoying."

"Whew, next, President, do you have a stomach problem?"

「…… Nope."

"President, was you kidnapped when you were a child, and then a little girl saved you, and since then she has become your white moonlight?"

「…… That's enough, I'm going to sleep."

"Wait, President, you must have a handsome young doctor friend, right? VX pushes me."

「……」

"Hey? Hello, President?" I looked at my phone and was hung up.

Jiang Guo on the side looked at me and burped, "Do I want to ask or do you want to ask?"

"Hey, good sisters don't distinguish between you and me, set a six-o'clock alarm, take a shower and go to work tomorrow, and continue to drink."

"I hope you wake up tomorrow and don't regret it." Jiang Guo muttered, she didn't even have time to stop me from calling.