Zhang Saiwen waved his hand at everyone, and then said exactly! Do you remember the word sleep, and how to spell the word "sleep" in English, big brother?

Sleep is S-L-E-E-P, Sleep.

You see, right? Everybody's figured out what's wrong, right? The ghosts couldn't sleep, they had insomnia, they drank high, they quarreled, whateve

In this way, they will use homophonic stalks to force their psychological cues.

Count the sheep hurdles, count the number of sheep, and follow the perspective of the shepherd dog to drive the sheep...... Anyway, there is only one purpose, which is to imply that he is going to sleep quickly.

Boss, when you say this, we can't sleep and learn to count sheep, so we look very stupid, don't you?

Laughter, gossip and discussion. If you don't stop it, the roof will be lifted. Li Sirui cleared his throat and said loudly, In fact, we also have ready-made psychological hints that can be used, children! Foreigners can count the dumplings!

A rainbow fart in the crowd.

Mr. Li is wise.

Mr. Li has a good idea.

Mr. Lee is awesome.

……

The applause for Mr. Li is endless.

Mr. Li went to prostitution.

The farmer's market is bustling with sewage. Flies, mosquitoes, and so on are not uncommon. But this environment, this smell, and the four evils of the wine pond and meat forest......

Zhang Saiwen has every reason to believe that the fundamental reason for the lack of insects and mosquitoes is that the crowded crowd does not give mosquitoes many opportunities to get their mouths. Otherwise, the mosquitoes in the farmers' market are like Xiaoqiang in the sewer pipe, and it is unknown who is more and who is outnumbered.

I have lived in the provincial city for many years, although I don't have ten fingers that don't touch the spring water. But it is true that he rarely frequents these places, and Sister Li has been in charge of it at home. Occasionally, my father would say at the dinner table that he wanted to eat freshly killed chickens and ducks from a designated place in the market.

If the old man knew that the farmer's market was like this, I wonder if he could still eat it so sweetly and deliciously? Do you feel that what you eat is staggering with mosquitoes in the same time and space?

and so on to completely drive away these nonsensical and funny thoughts in your mind. He was nesting on the small sofa and concentrating on peeling the green mangoes, and he also learned the trick taught by others when he was a child, and used the door frame to squeeze the green plums one after another to remove the pits.

Several times, after the door frame was squeezed, I actually forgot to clean it again, so I directly put the pitted green plums into the rice bowl and stirred. When I think about it, all kinds of fruits have already been stirred up beyond recognition by chopsticks.

I couldn't help but sigh in my heart, the gentleman who was far away from the kitchen may not be able to bear to die when he saw life, and he couldn't bear to eat meat when he heard the sound. It is more likely that the gentleman forgot to clean up the ingredients.

When he got off work, Huahua held on to the door frame of his office and specially explained: You must do this sour thing yourself, senior brother. Those who dare to buy ready-made ones are not sincere and heartfelt. Tingting forgives you, and I will report you.

He lowered his head and signed the document and said casually, although you report me, I will buy a set of equipment for Mi Lian to broadcast your words and deeds in the company. If it's not enough to suffocate, I'll tell her how loving you and your husband are.

Huahua Liu's eyebrows were upside down and he shouted: Zhang Saiwen, you are really not a thing. After yelling, he turned around and chopped his feet and head and didn't go back.

Zhang Saiwen felt that he had won a big victory, and he exhaled a rare breath of resentment accumulated in his chest. Say to yourself: Hmph, sample. I'm not a thing! No, I'm supposed to be a thing, right? Your uncle's flower sister, you go around me!

Li Sirui walked in and applauded enthusiastically, saying that the young people have a great future. You're right! Zhang Saiwen stuffed his head and told you to get out of Lao Tzu! Did Li Sirui say that Samowe would go or not?

He lowered his head and said, "You are really addicted, my son, you Li Mou don't swear to be incompatible with pornography, gambling and drugs, don't go out of this office!"

Li Sirui deliberately cleared his throat, raised his fingers together, and said with a serious face: I, Huang, swear to God, that I am inseparable from gambling and drugs in this life! After saying that, he turned around and drifted away.

This sour thing is not only sour, but also spicy, not only spicy, but also sweet. Even if it's sweet, the taste is still green and crispy, crispy like a sister's voice. It is worthy of the "sour" in the local dialect, and the taste level is far beyond the gorgeousness of the cat poop coffee that is close to the 500-word essay.

After eating a slice of each of the various fruits, his tongue was violently violent, and he couldn't suppress his drooling while answering the phone. Li Sirui said that Mr. Han had clearly instructed the two welcome girls to go into the sea.

But they don't have to rotate between different clubhouses and hotels. Just waiting for the boss's good brother Mr. Zhang to patronize Samowei to feed the sisters.

Zhang Saiwen suddenly felt that his whole body was crawling with dense ants, and he felt tingling and numb, numb and frightened, and frightened and indescribably absurd and weird.

Li Sirui asked on the phone: They told me that eating has become a problem. Do you think I'm going to help you give the sisters some money to live on first, and then come up with the best of both worlds when you have the time?

Zhang Saiwen grabbed the mobile phone and distorted his face for a long time. Hold out a sentence: Are you sick? After hanging up the phone, I was drenched in sweat. I couldn't help but laugh at myself in my heart, how could I be so good?

Damn, why did I have to wait so long to drive through the city after work and make a good meal. My sister who is a hundred steps away hasn't gotten off work yet? Could it be that the old father is organizing some kind of plenary meeting? Or is my sister really "flying away from now on"?

Dad Zhang had reached the point where he had to wear reading glasses when eating, and suddenly saw that the old man seemed to have a lot of gray hair on the top of his head. Seeing that he was depressed, he entered the door with a large rice bowl, and hurriedly asked Sister Li to add a pair of dishes and chopsticks.

After sitting down, Dad didn't joke that he was a rare guest, but he asked in an eager tone: Dad, did you organize any all-hands study meetings or anything like that today?

Dad looked at him blankly from behind his reading glasses: Why did you organize a plenary study meeting, you arranged it?

I breathed a sigh of relief, and said while handing my mother the mixed green fruits: I just said, if you are not studying in a meeting, you must have run back. Can you still be angry with me and really run away from home, really.

After talking to himself, he was taken aback. Turned his head and asked Sister Li, Sister Li, did you hear what I said?

Sister Li said I heard it, but I don't quite understand what you mean. Don't you understand what you're saying?

Mom poked a piece of green mango with a toothpick in the rice bowl and ate it. wiped his mouth and said, Oh, don't say it, my daughter-in-law's taste is really heavy. We are all southerners, how can southerners eat such spicy food? Son, is Tingting happy?

Zhang Saiwen sat on the ground with his butt and said in a panic Mom, what are you talking about? Don't you know that my sister ran away again? Did she go to work today? When do you get off work? When was the last time you saw her?

Dad Zhang slapped the chopsticks on the dining table with a heavy snap, and was furious: Boy, are your wings hard enough to float or Lao Tzu can't lift a knife? Why do you always have to be shocked at the dinner table? Look at you, do you have a little bit of what an adult should look like around you?

The mother sighed softly and whispered that this family is so strange, the son judges the mother, and the father judges the son. Sister Li, don't be affected. Eat your meal well, don't bother with these old and young things.