Chapter 2 Uncle Ghost

Xu Er was taken aback by this unknown voice: "Hell, you're big!" Do you scold yourself for being a ghost like that?? "And who are you?" Am I schizophrenic? ”“。。。” "Well, I'm a ghost"

"Uncle ghost, I didn't do anything wrong, what are you looking for me, I usually help the old lady cross the road or something, I didn't do anything wrong!" "If I were a ghost, you would still be talking here!?" "Also, you're right, Uncle Ghost, I listen to you."

"Boy, listen up, the world is complicated, I'll be asleep in a while, your memory is sealed, so it's normal that you don't know, there are some things you can't tell you now. Do you want to know who you are now? "You can't tell me either! Then I still don't want to, it's okay now" Xu Er's face doesn't matter, "Although I can't tell you, I can tell you the method, how can I have yourself like you?" Xu Er still wanted to speak, but the owner of the voice didn't give him a chance to speak

"Listen, you have a book of exercises in your mind, follow the practice, I'm going to fall asleep, this seal is a bit ruthless. If you don't practice well, I'll send you to hell when I wake up. ”“?? Aren't you a ghost?? ”“!! What the hell you're big! You der, my words count, or when I wake up and you're done, you'll know who you are when you practice well."

There was no more sound.

The cultivation method of the exercises did appear in my mind, and I really didn't know what the specific words were, but I just knew the meaning, just like reading English although I didn't know it, but I knew his Chinese translation, which was very strange.

Feather Decision

There is a kind of meaning of feathering into immortals.

Rather, it is divided into several levels

Practice qi, build a foundation, yuan baby, and cross the calamity. Each level is divided into the early and middle peaks, and there are follow-up exercises behind, but they are vague and can't be seen at all. "It's better than nothing, practice!"

Although the mouth is sometimes full of dick silk, but I care a lot about who I am.

Since there is a way to know yourself, let's try it.

Cross-legged, exercise, according to the description of the exercise, run Zhoutian, but it is extremely easy to run, "It turns out that this exercise is so simple"

The standard for the entry of the feather decisive qi training period is to have a sense of qi, and in the middle stage, it is to gradually cultivate the qi sea until the peak qi is converted into water, and it enters the stream and merges into the river and sea, but gradually indulges in it, and the exercises are like tailor-made, gradually integrating with the surrounding environment, and there is a bit of the demeanor of a master of internal strength.

The sky is bright, the dew is dripping, everything is brand new, clear and clean is the best compliment to this. It was already the second day after Xu Er woke up, but his clothes didn't have the slightest feeling of being wet all night in the wild. I opened my eyes, "Damn, I'm really sleeping on the streets??" He touched his chin as he spoke.

"Damn, my kidneys are okay!!" As he spoke, he touched it in the direction of his kidney, "It's okay, it's okay."

After all, after practicing all night, I don't know what standard I have reached. As he was talking, our little comrade Xu Erxiao observed the lower dantian with pranayama, and he didn't know if he didn't see it, but he was startled when he saw it. "it, go straight into the middle stage?? The exercises are not explained correctly. Doesn't it take chance? Could it be? I'm a genius??!! ”

Xu Er was thinking in his heart, "Grandpa, my grandson has called you!" Grandpa, grandson has called you! ......" The phone rang. Seeing that it was actually Chen Xiaoying's, Xu Er remembered "Ouch, I almost forgot about it" and hurriedly picked it up.

I haven't opened my mouth yet. Chen Xiaoying's roar came from there: "!! Yes! Xu Er, you are such a dog! Okay, come to me today, you can see what time it is??!! Sure enough, you're a stinky dick!! My dad is blind too!! "That... I... "I'll give you ten minutes to come over right away, and if you can't come, you won't use it!!" As she spoke, Chen Xiaoying hung up the phone on the other end. "Sure enough, the women are all tigresses, and the tiger's butt can't be touched."

Coincidentally, although the feather transformation decision doesn't know how effective the exercises are, it also distributes something similar to martial arts, footwork: Phantom Lost Steps

Swordsmanship: Dog Leftover Demon Slaying Sword

At this time, you can try Phantom Trace, and you can't take a taxi if you don't have money anyway.

The mobile phone map positioning, all the way to Chen Xiaoying's school, but these two goods are driving mode, and the most important thing is to give priority to high-speed.

Like a mad dog running wildly on the highway, the vehicles on the side are looking sideways,

"Damn, brother!"

"Little brother, come on, get over that car!" An unknown rider opened the window and shouted.

"Look, the quality of the people has improved now. When the youth is strong, the country is strong."

Xu Er didn't know that he had been immersed in his own world, and he unconsciously used the feather transformation decision in his heart, and completely reached the level of selflessness.

The following is a video: Brother Running at high speed, this station will follow the whole process, welcome everyone to pay attention!

Unconsciously the high-speed is blocked, all the onlookers are crowded, not because of high-speed running, but because this young man is running too fast, leaving no way for the vehicle, and not taking the village chief as the village head!

A foreign friend commented after seeing it: Kung Fu !! Chinese Kung Fu !! Sure enough, everyone in China will do it!

The comment below is, hey, it's getting more and more inexplicable.

Our Xu Er can be regarded as an Internet celebrity-level figure. It's true that being famous is sometimes very simple, but don't always think about pies falling from the sky, if you don't have the ability, you're not afraid of letting pies fall to death.

"It's time to go." Coming to the gate of Jade Bird Jiuquan Academy, this is probably the school where Chen Xiaoying stayed.

The school is quite big.,The ratio of men and women is not very coordinated, about 5:2.,5 for women, 2 for men.,Not to mention that you can see a few beautiful ones along the way,"?? Long legs?? "Uh-huh?? That's not bad either??!! Ahem, okay, it's important to get down to business. Well.. The most important thing is that there are two restaurants, the East Restaurant and the Western Restaurant, the Western Restaurant has three floors, "I click, I have a great appetite when I see it." ”

These two goods completely forgot to call Chen Xiaoying, "Boss! That's the rice noodles! Yeah! Mushroom soup rice noodles, bring me one! Big!! "I went straight to the western restaurant of rice noodles??? Schoolmate.

Pay here. "Things need to be paid, but Comrade Xu Er didn't wow.

"Or me? On credit? ”“?? Little brother, you're not from this school, are you? "Hey, I haven't eaten for a few days, and my whole body has been robbed by gangsters, and it's gone," Xu Er wiped his eyes shamelessly as he spoke.

"Little brother, don't say anything, I'll invite you this time." "This... How embarrassed," "It's okay, it's okay, just take it, say some kind words to the uncle, and you'll be acquaintances in the future!" "Uncle, you are so good" The innocent little eyes almost rained.

Just when Xu Er was about to thank Uncle Mixian again

"Xu Er!! Ahh!!hhhhh ”

Hearing someone call himself, he unconsciously looked at the rear, not to mention that the situation was more critical that day and he didn't observe Chen Xiaoying very carefully, but today he was particularly conspicuous in the Western restaurant under this costume. A sportswear reveals a bit of purity, it should have just finished exercising, and there is a sense of déjà vu that is clear and rippling but not demonic, and it is out of the mud but not stained.

The facial features are upright, more or less playful, and the height is about 1.62 meters. But such a beautiful girl is not very friendly now: her eyes are full of fire, and she said, "The old lady has been waiting for you all morning, and you are still eating here??? ”

"That. Xiaoying, I'm not watching noon, why don't I buy you some rice noodles" Xu Er said with a righteous face.

"Buy me food?? You? He blinked in disbelief.

"Oh, Xiaoying, they're all classmates. When did you get your boyfriend, not to mention it's quite distinctive. ”

This is a woman about one meter and a half who came out from behind Xiaoying, this little Lori, her big eyes flickered, she had been paying attention to Chen Xiaoying just now but she missed it, oops, mistakes.

"What a boyfriend! Yin Lu said that he wanted to hammer people with a shy and angry face, and everyone thought it was shy? Only Xu Er knew that this was angry, angry, and shy. Tigers and tigers can't be touched.

"It's all this reaction and say no, Jinwu Zangjiao, I don't see who you react so much to" Yin Lu was not afraid of the roar from the tigress.

"Ahem, that, I'll interject a sentence, actually.." "Shut up," the two women said in unison. “。。。” Les Miserables, I'd rather skip dinner than take it with me here, the two girls who are alive and well, and the sense of déjà vu of the third child in the main room. I have to admire Comrade Xu Erxiao's imagination.

"Xu Er! What are you giggling at! Come with me," said Chen Xiaoying's hand and grabbed Comrade Xu Er's ear. "Ouch, auntie, you light, drop, it's going to fall!" "Come with me!" "My rice noodles! The teacher said that it is shameful to waste food! "Young man, go ahead, I'll make you another one next time I come, this one for someone else, you have something to do!" As he spoke, Uncle Mixian gave him a "I understand" look.

"Uncle, you know a hammer!" Although Xu Er was helpless, he also followed. Yin Lu, the lord who is afraid of not causing chaos in the world, followed,

Chen Xiaoying drooped her head and covered her face, "Hey! The world is going down"