At seven o'clock in the evening, the cemetery in our village ......

At this point, I was looking for a target.

Soon, I was surrounded by a bunch of good-natured imps, who discussed:

"Oh, I'll go, isn't this the Li drunkard in our village?"

"That's right, did this kid drink too much again, how did he get here??"

"Look at this kid's eyes, he doesn't seem to have drunk, he's quite sober."

"Why don't we go over and scare him?"

After a few imps came to an agreement, they floated towards me.

I couldn't help but laugh when I saw their little movements, but I still pretended to be nonchalant and sat down on the ground.

I know all these little ghosts, they are not very old, last year there was a big flood in the village, these children who don't know the height of the sky had to catch fish, but they all drowned.

For example, at this moment, there is a guy named Ernose who is facing other ghosts:

"He can't see us like this, let's blow out the yang fire on his shoulders together, scare and scare him?"

Once again, several ghosts came to an agreement, and they took turns blowing at me, trying to extinguish the sun on my shoulders......

What kind of person am I, no matter how bad I am, I am also a master of public opinion, if I let a few little ghosts blow out my yang fire, then I will simply find a piece of tofu and hit it headlong to death.

After a while, these ghosts turned into pinching their waists and were tired and panting in place.

A little ghost named Lu Guanzhi said:

"Why is the drunkard's yang energy so heavy here, we can't even blow out his fire together."

I picked out the boogers, and then bounced the boogers at Lu Guanzhi, it stands to reason that this boogers should not stick to the ghost, but my boogers are hung on Lu Guanzhi's face.

The ghosts saw that Lu Guanzhi's face was flicked a large piece of boogers by me, and laughed very unkindly.

I have to say that these ghosts are still a bunch of stupid ghosts, they don't realize the seriousness of the matter at all, and they don't use their pig brains to think about why such a corpse as boogers can stand on the body of a spirit...

At this time, a young man named Qian came forward and waved his hand at these little ghosts and said:

"You all step back and watch me pee on this drunkard, doesn't this drunkard love to drink, let him drink my urine today."

When the ghosts heard this, they took a step back.

Dry came in and unbuttoned his pants, and saw that the posture was about to pee on me...... I quickly flicked the cinnabar in my fingernails directly on the Ding Ding who came in, and then recited the spell, and the next second the Ding Ding that came in was lit with a raging fire.

Of course, this fire is also a spirit, and since ghosts are also spirits, they can't be burned, so I can teach them a lesson at most, they can't be good people when they're alive, and they're not good at being ghosts when they're dead.

When he came in, he let out a miserable howl like killing a pig, and hurriedly retreated far away.

"Fuck, Drunkard Li can't see us!!"

"Is this Li drunkard so awesome!"

"Why didn't I find out that Drunkard Li still had these two moments before."

I looked at the ghosts with a wicked expression and said:

"I'll tell you a secret, I'm actually a master ghost catcher! How can I say it, I'm the captain of the Ghost Hunting Brigade! I'm here today to wipe you all out! ”

With that, I took out a fire talisman from my waist and urged the yang energy in my body to ignite it directly, and in an instant, a huge amount of yang energy came out of the fire talisman, which frightened these ghosts into panic and fled......

In a panic, I caught the ghost named Ernose.

After all the ghosts in the neighborhood ran away, I raised an eyebrow at Erbi and said:

"Should I destroy you on behalf of the moon?"

The second nose was about to cry at this moment, and it said to me:

"Brother Li, we were all from the same village before I was born, and you can't wipe me out for the sake of this......"

"Tell me, why didn't you go to reincarnation?" I asked.

"That's right, someone from the underworld said that we were killed by ourselves, and in order to punish us, we were first allowed to drift in the world for three years before we could be reincarnated."

I nodded thoughtfully, thinking that the system of the underworld had changed......

I didn't have any extra nonsense, and said directly:

"Let's do this, you do me a favor, I'll help you reincarnate in advance, is the deal done?"

…………

Fifteen minutes later, at the door of Ye's house.

I smiled indifferently at the two-nosed ghost:

"Go ahead and do as I say."

The two-nosed ghost scratched his head and said to me embarrassedly:

"Brother Li, my cultivation still doesn't support me to condense into an entity ......"

I nodded suddenly, this kid has just died for a year, and he died by himself, so his grievances are not serious.

I rolled my eyes speechlessly, and then pulled out a yin talisman from my waist, I urged the yang energy in my body to ignite it, and then silently recited the mantra, only to see that all the energy emitted by the yin talisman was transmitted into the soul of the second nose, and the second nose ghost instantly increased its cultivation, it looked at its hands, and said to me incredulously:

"I'll go, Brother Li, you have a set, I feel that my cultivation is more than a little stronger than before."

"Don't be a stinky fart, you can only last ten minutes in such a state, go ahead......"

Hearing my words, the two-nosed ghost spun around in a circle, and instantly turned into the same appearance as me, it smiled at me, and walked towards the gate of the Ye family.

Let's take a look at the Yin Talisman.