Chapter 48: Arched by a pig

Wen Xi folded the newspaper and put it away, smiling: "I'll try." ”

He Nian seemed to have heard some joke: "Your essays are really famous in our school. ”

"Your confidence deserves to be recognized!"

In school, the essays written in each monthly exam for the Chinese New Year will be printed out and sent to everyone as a model essay for reading and analysis.

And Wen Xi's typo essay will be photographed by good deeds and posted on the campus wall for people to make fun of as garbage.

Wen Xi's essays are more famous in school than Chinese New Year essays.

He Nian said to her very generously: "After you write it, I can help you guide it." ”

"You're welcome, classmates help each other."

"And if you send a lot of typos to the organizing committee in an email, it will also be a shame for our Chinese teachers."

Wen Xi glanced at the New Year, and then said four words to him softly: "You know a fart." ”

[Wen Xi is so dragging, people are kind enough to help him, her attitude? ] 】

[Wen Xi is a vegetable with strong self-esteem, I heard that the Chinese New Year also won the first prize of the Hope Cup Writing! ] 】

[Brother Sui, don't help the poor, be kind to the liver and lungs of a donkey. 】

【Scenic Essay? It's boring, what kind of tricks can I write here. 】

Lunar New Year's face turned white: "I'm kind enough to help you, just this attitude?" ”

Xu Yue saw Wen Xi and He Nian arguing in the evening, and hurriedly intervened: "Xixi, how can you do this?!" ”

Before Wen Xi could speak, the tractor suddenly shook violently.

He Nian and Xu Yuewan spoke towards Wen Xi's side, their center of gravity unstable.

The two of them were shaken off the tractor by this violent shake and plunged into the mud ditch on the side of the road.

The two of them, who were originally wearing brand new work clothes and were in high spirits, were now covered with mud on their bodies and faces, which was perfect.

Wen Xi glanced at Liang and said, "Well, it's more like a couple now~"

[What's going on, what just happened?] 】

[Just now, two pigs suddenly rushed out on the ridge, and the fellow braked suddenly. 】

[I feel sorry for my brothers and sisters! ] Why didn't Wen Xi pull it? 】

In the distance, two middle-aged people ran over with liver extraction tools in their hands, and they looked like they had come to catch the pig back.

When the fellow saw that the two were his acquaintances, he was anxious: "The pig ran out of my family, and it is in the waiting period!" ”

"Girl, you wait here, I'll go and get the pig back first."

The villager got out of the car, Wen Xi also jumped down, and the two pigs were still running on the ridge, and when he saw someone coming to catch them, the two pigs ran down the ridge again.

Wen Xi remembered that the power card he had exchanged had not expired, and waited for the opportunity to catch the two pigs.

The ditch on the side of the road was quite deep, and the pair of distressed mandarin ducks of He Nian and Xu Yuewan struggled to climb out of the ditch, and suddenly felt a gust of wind behind them.

Then, in the next second, they felt their butts arched hard by gravity!

The two of them were arched on the ridge by the pig, rolled in the mud, and gnawed on a mouthful of mud!

Wen Xi, who was chasing the pig in the back, was about to laugh out of tears when she saw this, definitely not that she deliberately drove the pig to this side!

"It's too much effort to rely on these two pigs, fellow, let's work together to drive them back to the pigsty!"

The camera pans to the villager's pigsty.

Pig expert, Expert Liu is introducing to you in front of the camera: "Pigs are the first of the six animals in Chinese farming civilization. ”

He narrated it like a spring breeze: "It has a gentle personality and is simple and cute, symbolizing wealth and auspiciousness in the traditional cultural significance." ”

And the background behind him, fellow and Wen Xi, they are in a hurry, fluttering in the mud circle.

"Catch it!"

"Vozh !!"

"You little, I've finally caught you!"

Wenxi slapped the noose on one of the pigs. Cooperate with the fellows to drive it back to the pigsty.

The other pig was exhausted from being chased by Wen Xi, and was already tired on the ground, and was dragged back to the pigsty by two other fellows who grabbed a hoof.

Compared with Wen Xi, who is alive and well here, Xu Yuewan and He Nian are squatting next to the pigsty with loveless faces.

It's hell!

My ass still hurts.

Wen Xi beckoned to the two: "Let's go, let's go and deliver the sows that are giving birth!" ”

In the pigsty, the sturdy sow is howling and neighing in pain, and the pig expert Liu introduces the process of sow delivery.

"If the pig is only half exposed, it means that it is stuck, and it is very easy to do!"

"Let's have one word: dig!"

Expert Liu showed everyone well, and the first little pig was being brought out

Expert Liu's sharp gaze swept to the three guests: "Who will come first?!" Let's take the little piglet out first! ”

"Hurry up!"

"Teacher, the girl has little strength, I will come with Xu Yuewan!"

Wen Xi directly grabbed Xu Yuewan and led her to the sow with a kind face: "Our good sisters are going to deliver together!" ”

Wen Xi had a crazy smile on his face, look at who is in this show!

Xu Yuewan looked frightened, she couldn't care about her expression at this time, her facial features were distorted, as if she was wearing a mask of pain.

Wen Xi affectionately grabbed Xu Yuewan's hands and pressed them on the exposed half of the piglet's body.

Xu Yuewan could feel the slippery and warm mucus on the little pig's body through the gloves, and she had goosebumps all over her body with disgust.

Immediately, Wen Xi took Xu Yuewan's hand and dragged it out, and like pulling a turnip, the little piglet came out smoothly!

"That's it! It's done! ”

Expert Liu sounded with a praising voice: "The guest performed very well, and now this sow can successfully give birth to the remaining piglets by herself!" ”

"Let's learn to nurse the piglets!"

Expert Liu's gaze turned to He Sui: "This time, it's our turn to leave this male guest to practice!" ”

"How to care for postpartum piglets, let's remember 5 words!"

"The first word: dig!"

"Take out the mucus from the piglet's mouth and nose!"

Expert Liu picked up a little piglet as usual and demonstrated, and now the pressure has come to the side of the Chinese New Year.

He Nian looked at the little piglet who was red all over, he was so scared that he couldn't pretend to be b, and he was stupid in place.

At this time, Wen Xi appeared behind the New Year with a smile on his face: "Audience friends, what should I do if my new companion is in trouble?"

"Of course we have to enthusiastically help him overcome it!"

The strong card has not yet expired, she pinched the wrist of the New Year, and covered the piglet's mouth and nose with a "snap"!

"Don't!"

He wanted to escape, but Wen Xi's strength was too great! Just broke his finger and sent it into the piglet's nose!

It was a wonderful touch that made him want to explode on the spot.

Successfully took out the mucus from the piglet's mouth and nose, and Wen Xi, who dried his gloves, applauded the New Year and sent him a congratulatory message on the spot: "Genius music boy New Year, these hands are even greater!" You can play the piano on the top, and you can dig out the pig's nose on the bottom! ”