Chapter 016: The Legend of the Stock God
Cao Cao became famous again, this time, of course, under the name "Mende Ottivia".
This time, it was also not what Cao was willing to do, the situation forced it, and it had to be a last resort!
Unlike the previous time, although this time the reputation is more famous and spreads farther, it is not all "good words".
The paper still failed to contain the fire, and the little with Bolton somehow was passed out, and it was spread in an instant. Six boys of about eight years old joined forces to bully a three-year-old child (later confirmed, changed to one year and eight months), but they were severely repaired by the other party, which is also too appalling. The "First World War" of that day, including the "wonderful" dialogues and "classic" details, was quickly compiled into different versions, spread at an incredible speed, and once again became an important topic for the people of the mountain villages to chat about after tea and dinner.
Fortunately, Cao's last sentence "Don't look at it, whose brother it is" played its due effect, and did not make Cao someone a "monster" and "demon" that shocked the world. The younger brother of a member of the church academy, although it is indeed very unusual, but as long as it is related to the church, everything is possible.
As a result, "Hart" himself became famous. It's just that he is a little depressed, when many people introduce him or ask about him, the prefix is the elder brother who "doesn't look at whose brother it is". Fortunately, since the day his younger brother Mengde was born, everyone in the family has often been shrouded in his strange "aura", and Hart himself has long been used to it.
Compared with Cao Cao and Hart, the church college has received great benefits. After this incident, the "Yandi Church College" became famous and famous. It's just the younger brother of an ordinary student, and he has become like this at the age of one year and eight months! What are you still doing when your own child is so old? It seems that this church college is indeed a good place to train people.
Therefore, in the village of Santa Fe, all the families who can survive their lives have sent their children to the church college, and the nearby villages, and even many villages that are not too close, including individual families in the town of Prakuk, have also sent their children over. Although there is also a church college in the town, it seems that I have not heard of any student's younger brother "**" to such an extent, in contrast, the two colleges are immediately superior, for the future of their own children, what is the hardship, tiredness, distance, and trouble, it is worth it!
The sudden arrival of a large number of students was several times the total number of students, and the small church college had to be temporarily added to the edge of the college. Fortunately, although leaning on the mountain, there is still vacant land near the church, and the slope of the terrain is acceptable.
All this sudden occurrence can make the clergy of the church college very happy, and it has been more than a hundred years since the establishment of the church, how can it have been so prosperous and high-spirited?
Soon after, another exciting news came that in view of the outstanding performance of Yandi Church College, High Priest Darrens and High Priest Edwin will go to the Cathedral of Reese City on the same day to receive the infinitely glorious "Order of Light" by Bishop John himself. The two senior bosses were commended, and the other clergy in the church could not have a little sweetness?
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As for Cao's reputation as "not very good", there are also several versions, mainly to express dissatisfaction with Cao's "ruthless" and "** young girl" behavior.
"Ruthless" is still more reasonable, and the bruises on the buttocks of the six boys have not disappeared yet. The boy's family was angry, but they felt helpless, who called their own child the wrong first, although the other party started a little heavier, the choice of parts is still acceptable.
Of course, this matter can't be just left as it is, you can't come to the door to find the other party's theory, say a few "fair words", and defend your own children, your own children, don't you also hear that the other party is "** young girl", "angry" before "fighting unevenly"? Although one year and eight months old and the word "**" do not seem to be very compatible, but everyone still understands the truth of "everyone is golden, and three people become tigers", not to mention that there are "six people". And their relatives and friends will not sit too idly by.
As a result, many aliases were added to Cao's head. Among them, the most widely circulated and most deeply rooted in the hearts of the people is the title of "stock god".
The creation and evolution of this number has also gone through a rather complex process. The earliest version has a total of five words, called "ass pinch prodigy", although the most accurate, but too long, and the pronunciation is also awkward, and has to be changed, "ass prodigy", "ass prodigy", "ass pinch", "ass pinch", "ass prodigy......", "ass pinch", "ass prodigy", "ass prodig All of this is a matter of decreasing, and the number of words is constantly being reduced.
At the end of the day, when there were only two words left, there was a choice, combined with the various performances of Cao someone's birth, the word "god" must be retained, this child, it is indeed too magical, and the other words, how to choose? "Pinch God"? No, a bit taboo, how can you "pinch God"? "Fart God"? No, although it is about "fart", there are too many ambiguities, besides, the word "fart" is too vulgar and difficult to enter the mouth. No, although it is related to this incident, it does not involve much, and the most important point is not mentioned, which is inconsistent with the original intention of the alias. After the final decision, the word "stock god" has the most charm, which is not only related to the event itself, so that people who understand it can understand it, but also not too vulgar, and the word "stock" is still quite elegant and chic.
After hearing this, Cao shook his head again and again, and in desperation, he could only sigh: Who said that the mountain people are vulgar and shallow, and the name of "stock god" is quite powerful!
And the matter of "** young girl", the vast majority of the villagers just laughed and laughed, and did not say much, this is obviously a joke, how old a child, and "**"? How can it be done? The word "ridicule" is almost the same, don't insult the wisdom of all of us.
In addition, at the same time, a related buzzword is quietly emerging everywhere in the mountain township. The phrase "don't look at whose brother it is" blurted out by Cao was flexibly used by the villagers, especially young children, and many versions were derived. "I don't look at whose sister it is," "I don't see whose brother it is," "I don't see whose sister it is," ...... There are many kinds and strange things. Later, whether it is the seventh aunt or the eighth aunt, as long as there is a little relationship, and there are some things worth boasting about, they can apply such a sentence.
All this once again made the initiator Cao someone cry and laugh.
These villagers are so fucking cute!
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