09 Old-fashioned life 03
Yang Yi didn't smile, and reached out to take the piece of paper in Zhu Shanhua's hand. Painted on it are two eyes, without iris, round, with a cat's eye pupil in the middle, because it is all painted with black paint, you can't see the color of blood red. But the shape and pattern are the same as the pair of eyes on the man's waist seen in the illusion!
Yang Yi sat for a long time before he mustered up the courage to ask in a cold voice, "Mom, this pattern ...... Is it really the same as the one on my waist?"
Zhu Shanhua took the piece of paper, asked Yang Yi to turn around and compare for a long time, and said after the most reluctantly: "Almost." There is always a difference on paper and on skin. But in general — I don't see the difference. ”
Yang Yi chuckled in his heart, and finally realized that something unreasonable was slowly happening under his nose. Thinking of this, his face couldn't help but turn pale freely.
Zhu Shanhua said worriedly: "Son, you don't have anything to do, don't worry, as long as I talk and take you back to Qijiang, I don't think that woman will come to the door." ”
Yang Yi was calm, but he still decided not to scare his mother, and didn't tell her about the strange things of yesterday and today, but said, "I'm not thinking about this." ”
"And what are you thinking?"
Xu Zheng was stunned and asked, "You said you heard her leave with an unusual voice." What does it look like?"
Zhu Shanhua thought about it for a long time, but because her cultural level was not high, she couldn't think of a suitable description for a while. After the last moment, he suddenly thought of something, so he slapped the table and said, "I remember! Do you remember Uncle Wang on the top floor when he lived in Qijiang?"
"Yes. Chubby, very kind people, always give me pigeon eggs from their own pigeons, and I have nosebleeds. ”
"Well, when the woman appeared and left, I vaguely heard the sound like Uncle Wang's pigeon flocks flying in and out. ”
Yang Yi's pupils contracted violently, and the pigeons rose and fell?
What the hell is going on? What does it have to do with the illusion he saw? For a moment, Yang Yi's heart was shocked and panicked, and it seemed that all of a sudden, his whole life was full of questions, and it became no longer so ordinary.
Zhu Shanhua was rectal and straight, but she didn't think about it so much, and asked Yang Yi: "Son, do we want to go back to Qijiang?"
Yang Yi came back to his senses and said, "I listen to my mother." ”
"That's it......" Zhu Shanhua habitually lit a cigarette again, and said while thinking: "Actually, I didn't think about leaving Qijiang at the beginning. Sakie's business is easier to do than here, and it is easier to make money. I left Qijiang because of you. ”
"Because of me?" Yang Yi asked, puzzled.
Zhu Shanhua nodded: "When you were in Qijiang, you were always sick. Major and minor illnesses are continuous, and all kinds of strange problems have come out. A child born with whooping cough and thrush at the same time, the doctor said that you are a rare one in a century. When I was seven years old, you told me that you could see demons and make me cry. ”
Yang Yi sneered and said, "You should also take the words of a child seriously." ”
Zhu Shanhua said: "I didn't take it seriously, who believes in demons? That's the rich and noble things of the West staged on TV, specially used to provide material for strange stories." If you want to say that there are ghosts, maybe I still believe it, damn, this is the Shenzhou Continent, not the realm of foreign devils across the sea. There is really a demon or something that dares to cross the line, and let the Bodhisattva pinch it a long time ago, how can there be that thing? But I'm afraid that you have a nervous disorder, the demon came out of your mouth at a young age, it's really a hell of a thing, isn't it a neuropathy?...... I can't afford to see a psychiatrist, and I had to pay 400 yuan an hour that year. Damn, it's faster than I can make money picking up customers!"
"Many sisters persuaded me to throw you away, like a tuberculosis ghost, who will not live long after you raise you, and spend money in vain. But I can't bear it, my mother hurts you more than she hurts herself. One day, there was an old woman living next to the house I rented, who said that you might not be satisfied with the feng shui of Qijiang and asked me to take you out of Qijiang to try it. The old lady thought, what's with his grandmother, anyway, he does the same work everywhere, where there are people, there are men, where there are men, there are prostitutes, and wherever you go, you also make money, so I took you out of Qijiang when you were thirteen years old. Hey, it turned out that the old woman was right, as soon as you left Qijiang, there was nothing wrong with you. The dead old woman's mouth is really accurate. Bah, bah, bah, look at my mouth. Sin, sin, she is a kind wife, and the Bodhisattva blesses her with a long life!"
These Yang Yi all remember that even when they were separated from Qijiang's friends, they saved up enough strength to keep the tears from flowing out. After arriving in Xitan, his own problems were cured without medicine, which is true. Since then, she no longer dragged Zhu Shanhua down, and Zhu Shanhua began to try to bleach, only drinking and dancing with others, and no longer sleeping with others.
"Xitan is actually not bad, I don't want to go back to Qijiang, what if you go back and make a mistake?" Zhu Shanhua said again. "However, I did not have a good conscience when I agreed to the woman's words. And she said that I was scared, as if I would lose you if I didn't do what she said. Or...... Son, let's go back. Huh?"
Yang Yi nodded and said, "Let's go back." Mom, you can rest assured. And ......" Yang Yi suddenly stopped talking, in the past two days, strange things have happened in Xitan in a row, and it may be a good choice to return to Qijiang.
"That's good. Zhu Shanhua said: "Let's pack up our mother and son and go on the road tomorrow." I'll go over to the bar tomorrow and tell the bald manager that the old lady is gone!"
Speaking of this, he suddenly became excited and screamed, "Ha, son, it feels like the beginning of a new life!Ah, Sakie, my Marilyn Molu, the sexy goddess of Sakie is back!"
Yang Yi smiled and said, "Mom, it's Marilyn Monroe." You're not as sexy as her, she has a bigger mouth than you. ”
"It's a big mouth, it's like a basin of blood. Whatever, she's dead anyway, and I'm still here. She couldn't be sexy anymore. Aha!"
Zhu Shanhua's optimism infected Yang Yi, Yang Yi jumped on the table, covered his crotch and pouted his lips, posed the signature action of a generation of sexy goddesses, shook his sturdy little ass in big red flower beach pants, and called out twistedly: "Ah, Qijiang, I, Hu Hanshan, are also back!
Zhu Shanhua laughed wildly: "Come, son, it's just right to dance with your mother." ”
"It's coming. Yang Yi jumped down from the table, and the two mothers and sons hugged each other and laughed and danced wildly, leaving all the strange things behind.
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